Nooo those 3 thugs were Dragonborn & could have helped save the world from Alduin, had dragon nor man wondered how they survived climbing the mountain??? CLEAR SKIESSSS!!!
The person who hired them maybe, just maybe should have told them they were being sent after someone who could summon dragons. Im not an expert on these things, but if you sent me after someone Id want to know about somthing like this. :)
I remember being attacked by these guys in Riverwood. I started fighting them in the street and then Alvar's wife came running out of nowhere. I turned around and just saw her being impaled in the chest by a greatsword and just started laughing.
@SlyTy98 Paarthunax is the only 'good' dragon in the game, I believe. He taught the Greybeards how to use Shouts, and lives above High Hrothgar. The other dragon was just a party-crashing cock-hole.
Got to give them credit...it takes determination too run up that big ole mountain with magic frost fog populated with dragons just to mug the one guy that goes up there that probably could have easily sent them over the edge by screamign at them.
Some uncanny timing on the thugs parts. Quite funny they made such a journey to get mauled by two dragons.
Also... is subtly not part of Skyrim? I had something close to the same happening to me. Two retarded dual wielding assassins in broad daylight, three thugs, a fuggin dragon, frost trol, and a giant all on me and killing each other. Luckily I had Kharjo with me. My face for the first time was like "D8|"
You must say: "O o... WRONG PLACE guys.."
kkkkkkkkkk...
RomuloDarkElf 2 weeks ago
Trolling increased to 101
Itsamemario0510 2 weeks ago
The only question remains...
How the fuck did they pass the greybeards?
iwannabethekid34x 2 weeks ago
i cant figure out were to find the dragons who help u can ayone help me
radicalronny1 2 weeks ago
@radicalronny1 Play the main quest...
Fool.
iwannabethekid34x 2 weeks ago
this is fake they cant be there only dragonborn can pass the barriers at top
xdson 3 weeks ago
@xdson you would think so..
BlackOPZL96A1KING 3 weeks ago
Calixto sent some Thugs after me when i was going to Saarthal for the College questline, i was completely unprepared and got my ass handed to me
StockexRaynieftw 3 weeks ago
Hired thugs: We are here to teach you a lesson
Dragonborn: Watch the skies thug...
Macder10 3 weeks ago
Nooo those 3 thugs were Dragonborn & could have helped save the world from Alduin, had dragon nor man wondered how they survived climbing the mountain??? CLEAR SKIESSSS!!!
zax2222 3 weeks ago
now thats what i call a pet
Allab0ut 1 month ago
love how the hired thug made fun of themselve many many many many times... search it =))
huptochao 1 month ago
The person who hired them maybe, just maybe should have told them they were being sent after someone who could summon dragons. Im not an expert on these things, but if you sent me after someone Id want to know about somthing like this. :)
gamerking23 2 months ago
The top comment took a arrow to the knee
MultiAwesome123321 2 months ago
I'll mount your head on my - OH WHAT THE CRAP -explodes in fire-
JD867 2 months ago
Its a TRAP!
jmankman1 2 months ago
Kill player = 300 gold.
Kill Dragon = Infinite Bitches.
Hmm...
JarulsoKitsune 2 months ago
I remember being attacked by these guys in Riverwood. I started fighting them in the street and then Alvar's wife came running out of nowhere. I turned around and just saw her being impaled in the chest by a greatsword and just started laughing.
SMfan199 2 months ago
At 0:48 one thug hits another accidentally.
BornInAus 2 months ago
you should have called odahving 3 on 3 seems fair
nzjackass1 2 months ago
@nzjackass1 The second dragon is Odaviing. xD
nintend0fr33k 2 months ago
So in this game Tiber Septim is a Nord bu in Oblivion Martin and Uriel Septim are imperials.
What the heck happened ???
TheBlackDragon277 2 months ago
WHAT THE HEK YOU NEED THAT CLEAR WEATHER SHOUT BEFORE YOU CAN GET UP THERE AND THE HIRED THUGS .....??!??!?!??!
iHitAnElephant 2 months ago
dragons used to be aggressive, but then they took an arrow to the knee.
PpeseProductions 2 months ago
How did you get the helping dragons!!
SlyTy98 3 months ago
@SlyTy98 Paarthunax is the only 'good' dragon in the game, I believe. He taught the Greybeards how to use Shouts, and lives above High Hrothgar. The other dragon was just a party-crashing cock-hole.
GorillaBorg 3 months ago
@SlyTy98 there's a shout you can get from the main quest line that gets one to help you
TheSmileyFederation 3 months ago
Once I went to kill the emperor and a random dragon came out of no where and attacked the boat lol
SlyTy98 3 months ago
I love this game, but the AI is simply laughable.
condedohko 3 months ago 2
Got to give them credit...it takes determination too run up that big ole mountain with magic frost fog populated with dragons just to mug the one guy that goes up there that probably could have easily sent them over the edge by screamign at them.
NemesisTheZombieKing 3 months ago
Lol you should have summoned Odahviing, would have had 3 dragons helping you!
GodMilla 3 months ago
@GodMilla that other one was odahviing, he stays up there when you dont need him :P
CreuvonVolve 2 months ago
It's..... Just.., A.. Scratch....
DaedWorshipper 3 months ago
one was paarthonax, who was the other?
shadowfang014 3 months ago
@shadowfang014 No clue, it just came out of nowhere.
TheTruSkill 3 months ago
@TheTruSkill Did u just get done with the elder scroll cutscene thing, might be alduin
Terrashell 2 months ago
@TheTruSkill it's Odahviing. You know, the one you caught in whiterun?
nigsplzz 2 months ago
@TheTruSkill It's actually Odahviing. Didn't call him in but apparently he flies around the mountain when he's not being called out to help you.
TheTruSkill 2 months ago 11
@shadowfang014 odahviing maybe.
TheDumbGorilla 3 months ago
@shadowfang014 Odaahviing
MrGodzillahin 3 months ago
the peaks of being dragonborn.
gunner1208 3 months ago 3
there are two dragons flying about and those idiots see you as the thing to attack, wow these guys are stupid.
Reaper81604 3 months ago
youve got two dragons helping lol
Amidnar 3 months ago
I just love the fact that even though theres two fire breathing dragongs trying to kill them they still want to kill you... Thats determination. :D
Greybearz33 3 months ago 59
This has been flagged as spam show
oh yeah 1 question why does this "hired thugs" come to me when i sold some useless shit in the store. they said i stole some shit from them 0.o ??
TheKillerz99 3 months ago
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TheKillerz99 3 months ago
Thugnasty/Banditnasty
FOGSHIE 3 months ago
Some uncanny timing on the thugs parts. Quite funny they made such a journey to get mauled by two dragons.
Also... is subtly not part of Skyrim? I had something close to the same happening to me. Two retarded dual wielding assassins in broad daylight, three thugs, a fuggin dragon, frost trol, and a giant all on me and killing each other. Luckily I had Kharjo with me. My face for the first time was like "D8|"
tangletailpro 3 months ago 3
I think they picked a bad time to come after you...maybe
greyfox37 3 months ago
Its,.,nothing!! *withers*
TheAzuremight 3 months ago 38
Thanks Paarthurnax!
j0hke 3 months ago
Someone please remix this with Sisqo's "Unleash the Dragon"
paintedingrays 3 months ago 3
Paarthurnax: don't start no shit, won't be no shit.
Klynx22 3 months ago