Dane Cook on Vanessa Hudgen at Teen Choice

[Sp0ngeb0bM0n]

I'm glad someone said it. Fuck yeah dane cook

[misstephanycullen]

Can anyone tell me what he says?? I listen to it over and over again but I just don't understand him...

[MichaelHansenFUN]

what year was this? Because I think i videotaped this.

[PaNtErA20PuMa]

leave her alone, everybody make mistakes!

[jl98jl]

all i can say is dane's got balls

[Hotsuma13]

First of all the naked picture of vanessa were not to suppose to go public...i'm pretty sure it was for private purposes, and someone was douche bag enough to send it out to the media. Second, to each their own, if vanessa and zack have a little thing goin on where they want to send pictures of themselves, I can quietly respect that because that's them. Not me. so plz to the people that are saying vanessa deserved it, CHILL. In all honesty Dane cook went to far, but who takes a comedian serious

[HaZZmatDefender]

@Hotsuma13 Giiiiiirrrrrrrll that was so 153165153155 years ago...

[Hotsuma13]

@HaZZmatDefender Haha i know and i'm a guy, so it should BOOOOOOOy...and so on

[HaZZmatDefender]

@Hotsuma13 I know I was copying Dane

[Hotsuma13]

@HaZZmatDefender ooooooh hahahahahaha lmbo

[noobgotowned]

@Hotsuma13 No, people just need to learn not to do dumb shit like take nude photos. Especially if you're a celebrity and it could ruin your "image."

[Hotsuma13]

@noobgotowned true dat i'm not gonna lie, it was a naive thing to do on her part, but still you need to respect someone's privacy, regardless of their social status.

[BieberAndBraves]

She looks like she's gonna Chris Brown his ass!!

[missLaraproductions]

i hate him !! if i ever see him im gonna beet him up nobody messes with my girl >:(

[gc3k]

dane's stupid and not funny just dropping in to check out vanessa

[TheBigRedMario]

bitch deserved it

dane's hilarious!

[yopuedohablarespanol]

BLAST XD

[kyleds650fast]

NIKKI REID'S FACE LOL

[SouthernBelle4922]

:. To all the people who are hatin on Dane... GO AWAY! If you don't like it then don't freakin comment on it! Its just THAT simple.. to me, it was soo funny and i think she deserved it! Like he said, "Phones are for phone calls!" Stop callin him rude and what not.. yall know yall are just as immature as he is... which makes him AWESOME! So yall need to go on and stop hatin!!(:

[motherbelieber]

hahahaah omg, I love Dane Cook. He's daring to just about anything.

[00belief00]

holy shit dud she get MAD !!

[Thefuckingman25]

i swear, dane cook is not funny at all

[ProjectV6]

@Thefuckingman25 OHHHH u must like vanessa hudgens huh

[Thefuckingman25]

@ProjectV6 No, i dont even know who vanessa hudgens is. Dane cook is barley a comedian, and to this day i dont know why people think he is so funny. Sure he has his little white moments but for the most part he isnt funny.

[ProjectV6]

@Thefuckingman25 No, watch his atheist skit even atheist thinks its fucking hilarious half the stuff he says is so relate-able

[Thefuckingman25]

@ProjectV6 yeah, like i said he has some moments where he is funny. But seriously? when has something like that ever happend to you? his material might be relatable to like some white kids who dont have very interesting lives but the reason he isnt a huge star is because his comedy is specifically from a point of view of a white person growing up... and since on a world scale white people are the minorities his comedy doesnt really transfer over well to other cultures.

[ProjectV6]

@Thefuckingman25 It is too relate-able. People get into religious debates all the time dumbass

[Thefuckingman25]

@ProjectV6 omg, dane cook isnt funny period.

[ProjectV6]

@Thefuckingman25 so if u dont like DC or vanessa y would u watch this

[Thefuckingman25]

@ProjectV6 To see if it was going to be funny, what kinda question is that? I didnt come to hate on him.. When i was younger i use to think his comedy was okay, but then i got exposed to much funnier comics like russell peters, kevin hart, gabriel iglesias, dave chappelle, chris rock, and many other smaller names which made their comedy much much more relatable than dane cook ever has. Ill give him props since he was the first guy to make his own fan website, but thats all about it.

[Ph0be]

lol he gots dem balls uh steel

[StaraziaSelin66]

owned!

[MsKittyGoesMeow]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cloudz1993]

OHHHHH SHIT

[roxycheergurl]

haha love him

[dmeskouris]

hahah that's why Dane Cook is the MAN!!! Check out my >>SKETCH COMEDY CHANNEL<< peoples....

[TheSarahbee24]

bahahaha. Classic DC:)

[OhRonneh]

I knew he was gonna say that from the beginning..

[sarahmuslima95]

ahhh yes he went there!XD finally!xDsomeone

[Le0xoxBaBy04]

LMFAO. OMG. DEAD.

[DeathsBestBitch]

True and funny, but it was wrong of him to say that infront of those many ppl. I kinda feel sorry for her, but she should have thought twice about what she was doing.

[sayitoutloud101]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[ENDZORAX]

She should've kept them clothes on

[zenoobah]

:O

[bigredphenom]

dane humiliated some anorexic celeb by giving her a sandwich at that other award show XD this guy...

[mafeezez]

ahahahaha i thought it was so funny that she was like oh im right here thinking he was going to say that she was a hottie!! ahahahahaha she got what she deserved!!!

[raidenkurosaki345]

For those who think he was being mean and rude for that, look at it like this, is it his fault she took nude photos of herself? No it's her fault, so she deserved it. Get over it. It was funny and awkward. XD

[TheBC313]

what a prick, Zac shoulda nutted him for that

[raidenkurosaki345]

@TheBC313 Not his fault she took nude photos of herself. xD lol

[TheBC313]

@raidenkurosaki345 True, but he didnt have to embarass her in front of all those people like that. I stand by my aforementioned Zac/Headbutt scenario :)

[AllTheCoolKidsHateMe]

WOOAH, awkward for her

[OmgItsChibiWolf]

YEAHHH!!! XD

[iGhostx0123]

LMFAOOO

She was like "THIS GUY IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" :P

[LarryNanner]

Bitch got a penis

[BlackRose0921]

It's not rude or mean at all.

She deserved it!

[maryamtaheri]

she looked PISSEEDDDD LOL

[CutieVal96]

ommggg I had read this scene in a fanfiction story.. I Didnt know it actually happened WTF? That is just sooo rude and mean! I bet Zac wanted to beat his ass up

[CutieVal96]

ommggg I had read this scene in a fanfiction story.. I Didnt know it actually happened WTF? That is just sooo rude and mean!

[stethespaniard2]

tactful

[tpstrat14]

this was horribly mean, but great at the same time...

[LueXiong10]

ouch..... XD

[xlanixlovex]

it was really funny but so mean if he had said it during one of his shows yeah super hilarious but to say with her in the room is just heartless she probably already felt awful about it no deserves to be humiliated like that

[ShaleaGonzales]

HAHAHAHAH... classic <3

[BeeVan19]

Her face is like... you asshole..

[Dreamergirl818]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AHHAAAHHAHAHA... i cant stop laughin xD

[bahta2011]

she was all happy before like he was abouta say good job on HSM hahahhahaha she thought wrong hahaha

[SandyPrincessPatty]

LMAOOOO

[PurpleStarburstx3]

Maybe she learned her lesson..

[Cyrumomselautfan]

But judging by her face, she probably secretly kicked his ass after the show lol

[xxbluejay21]

@Cyrumomselautfan nah she probably sent him nude pics too.

[edwardcullen456388]

@Cyrumomselautfan I would've xD

[Cyrumomselautfan]

What she did was wrong, yes. As an older person she should have known the consequences. That if she sent pics they could be leaked. But...we all make mistakes and Dane shouldn't have done that on "national television". That was funny but fucked up.

[SdotChesley]

Don't get me wrong I laughed my ass off...but felt a lil guilty after lol.

[ridenrezer]

LMAO!!!! AHHH that was so freaking FUNNNNNNYYYY!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA

[DavidKalafatis]

HAHAHA

[rjjrb722]

Haha ah shitt

[Peashe228]

If I were Vanessa Hudgens I would be HONORED if Dane Cook said that to me

[babytone54]

"Girl, you gots to keep yo clothes on... Clothes are for phone calls girl!" I love it!!! DIED LAUGHING! So... true!

[barny7277]

@babytone54 he sed phones r for phone calls

[Louisianabad]

Hahahah shes still hot as fuck. i would pay big $ to smash that

[silentrain1203]

I think that was supposed to be funny but it went a tad too far. She doesn't look like she liked it either

[XxpianochickxX]

Hahaha xD he's right. She must've been pissed haha maybe she'll learn

[schimelfenig101]

She want to kick him in the balls

[Gifted851]

She is beautiful but also stupid, dane cook is a total badass he speaks the truth its her fault

[Gifted851]

Hahahahahaha I love Dane he is so right, and so funny she is stupid

[SHINeeLuVa]

she looks like she wants to slap him hella bad!!!

[UberR3dz]

omg thats sooo mean!! lmfao!! xD

[crazyartfreak007]

Vanessa never knew the photos would be leaked. You guys may say "yeah she deserved it" but if you were her in the seat hearing some selfish crude so-called 'comedian' jumping at the chance to tell the whole world that she was completely at fault, how would you feel? Your guys' comments break my heart cuz you're judging and labeling someone YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. BACK OFF!!

[rockprincess626]

i luv dane he's not afraid to say anything

[sladunkaAa]

THAT WAS AWSOME!!!!I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT!!!

[fanpire62]

That was mean !

[andrewsanders1984]

He's not funny, and she's pretty fucking hot.

[Barr0wFtw]

@andrewsanders1984 and your an ass licker ..

[uhh06]

He could've made it funnier.

[ModLikeItsMyJob]

LOL XD she does need to keep her close on

[anpri110307]

but hes right phones are for phone calls!! LOL

[Im4reelz]

He's not even funny....most of the time.

[christinasteener]

wow what a dick

[LuciferSyxxx]

@christinasteener Well the stupid bitch needs to stop taking naked pictures of herself.

[leobrat12]

Oh Dane, you the man, slutshaming a teenager...

[chickensteaksandwich]

not even that funny

[slaideron159]

face before 0:17

face after  0:28

lol XD

[kezzieox]

does anyone know what award show this is ?

[nuramber]

OH HELL NAWW

HE DID NOT GO THEREEE !!

[DeathEater692]

She was smiling and waving to the camera at first, and after his little announcement she was like, "...oh my god, did he really just say that? Please tell me I'm dreaming."

[xotaralynne]

lmfao, i loved this. she did it, her fault(;

[Grace197511]

I really don't see the point of doing something so mean and stupid! She's already had many people talking about this and it's not her fault if those photos were stolen and posted on the net! That's just a childish attitude, she hasn't done anything to him at all!

[SpikeMichaels]

She is so fucking beautiful...

[zkhan2007]

lmao i just cried... this was too funny

[envey18]

she was piiisssseedddddd!!!!!!!!

[1369jeejee]

Epodmusic7, hey what's up retard. Saying 'frankly' twice in your comment isn't going to make you sound any smarter.

[redragon512]

what an ass.

[ahhhhhron]

she's so madd!

[Epodmusic17]

Quite frankly. She took some pictures of herself for her boyfriend. Big deal. Frankly a lot of people do and the only difference between her and them is that one, they aren't famous so no one would give a flying flip. And two not very many people get caught at it. Give the girl a break! If she weren't famous none of us would care.

[princesskatherine95]

@Epodmusic17 come on.. i love vanessa, but when she took the first photos, everyone forgiven her. even zac did. but right after (just few months later) she took the second photos - and that was stupid from her.

[Epodmusic17]

@princesskatherine95 I dont love her at all. But i still stick by my statement. If she wasnt famous then no one would care. the only person who has a right to care is Zac and her family. And lots of people dont learn stuff after the first mistake. That just makes her human.

[HELLSHYFILMS]

lmfao

[19Blakey]

Her face is F***ing Priceless!

[TheDirtBikeMan17]

look at her face shes gonna fucking kill him after the show

[avenueyay]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! Dane is a GOD!

[miklonish]

HHAHAHAHAH yes i love it when comedians make awkward situations

[mahpignatari]

seriously, i'm all for comedians and everything, but he's just ridiculous. it's nice to be funny, but he's just plain rude, that's what he is. all the time.

[AveryandKayla12]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i felt soooo bad for her!!!! but its funny, lmaooo

[kathrynh89]

he's right, everyone thinks it (well not everyone but they should) and maybe it's her business but at east someone had enough guts to tell her.

[jkonu2]

LOL burn

[melanierockstar]

haahahahah OUCH!

[BBOYxAxDOX]

I love how forward Dane Cook is. He's awesome.

[cuteestar]

I was like :O um wow!

[zanessarocks4e2g]

F*CK DANE COOL HE'S A JURK IT NOT LIKE SHE WANTED THE PHOTOS TO LEAK BTW GET OVER YOURSELF THE PICTURES ARE OLD SHE WAS 16 SHE MADE A MISTAKE SO WHAT you live and you learn

[Novinte]

@zanessarocks4e2g She learned all right... she got schooled on natl tv. She's fucking hot, hope more get released lol

[kuddlezworth2]

@zanessarocks4e2g And now she's learning. Also, spell jerk right before you insult someone. He's a comedian, this is what he does. Live with it.

[cuteestar]

@zanessarocks4e2g If she didnt want the photos to be leaked she shoudnt of taken them

[zanessano1fan1]

thata happened along time ago get over it people!

[naterlee08]

ugh hes a tw*t he had no rights to say that she didnt deserve that at all. anyway isnt he like 40??? so y he is calling a 20year old i dont know kinda childish actually. he should be humiliated for his bad attempt at a joke cos he is not funny at all

[youngMulahh3]

he's right she got what she deserved humilation on natl. tv haha

[xxxmisbrittanyxxx]

@youngMulahh3 i agree!!!!!

[6Masked6man6]

@youngMulahh3 not what she deserved necessarily, but what she had coming to her