he must be pretty young, the less pixels you see the more attractive you picture him to be. i like when he smiles though, you see his normal personality when he mocks the slow person on the catholic joke
Milton is Playing a 50 min set in Swansea at the Garage comedy club on the 24th of november, its £8 a ticket or $6 pound if you book early you need to contact the Whitez Snooker Hall for details!
Went to see him live 2day at UCA university, just got back! he was reali gd.. hilarious.. i was in tears! and afterwards we got to talk 2 him and ask questons, was great day!
was this guy in london's covent garden in dec 2007? I recognise the style but cant be certain if this was the guy or not. Funny as hel though in a deadpan way.
oooooooooohhhhh oooheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh birmingham!
jonny123321369963 3 months ago
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PavilionTheatreRhyl 5 months ago
I love Milton's jokes - they're easy to steal!
looseSpark 5 months ago
wtf i live in barnstable?
TheGRAclan 6 months ago
@TheGRAclan Oooh arrrrrr! Good for you! oo arrr!
EASYTIGER10 6 months ago
was this filmed on a calculator?
dildodill13 8 months ago 12
I don't get the MMMMMMMMM Birmingham joke. What on earth was that about?
dunbar9finger 8 months ago
@dunbar9finger He was making fun of the way they speak, he just put bucketloads of emphasis on it
Gerbilsftw 8 months ago
no Alan, im actually from South Africa
whereszorro 9 months ago
Good old fashioned clean hilarious comedy ! !
rorymorris1 11 months ago 3
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not funny
DeathMetalShredd666 11 months ago
My Favourite MJ joke..."I have an aunt called MARJE who's always sick, in fact she's been sick for so long I can't believe she's not BETTER."
gerrymoran1 1 year ago 3
your houses stink!
itfben 1 year ago 4
he must be pretty young, the less pixels you see the more attractive you picture him to be. i like when he smiles though, you see his normal personality when he mocks the slow person on the catholic joke
HyuugaCharlie 1 year ago
superb!
SammyDodger93 1 year ago
which pixel is he?
hdurina10 1 year ago 12
OK, it SEEMS like a short leg...prob an act.
moyadapne 1 year ago
His short leg is sooo distracting. Up and down...up and down. He is funny but.
moyadapne 1 year ago
lame
Snight101 1 year ago
@Snight101 tosser...........no you ya twat
srot77 1 year ago
@srot77 hows ur council estate.
Snight101 1 year ago
@Snight101 Really good thanks...............still a tosser......yeah you ya twat
srot77 1 year ago
@srot77 nice life bro, no wonder you enjoy watching shit comedy.
Snight101 1 year ago
catholic hahahahahaha
jeaniebaby001 1 year ago 4
women divers
phenomcon 1 year ago 2
he was very good a reading festival
lizardkingsajrs 1 year ago
I dont get the women divers one
Danny1Bhoy1888 1 year ago
@Danny1Bhoy1888
Are you joking??? It's a pun on 'women DRIVERS' !
dmb3008 1 year ago
@Danny1Bhoy1888 its like women DRIVERs :)
LibertyCity1979 1 year ago
his birmingham face scares me!!! lol
Lauralikespies 1 year ago
i love horses
XxXxXenyaXxXxX 1 year ago
He makes the Jean joke in like every video I watch of him.
SachalKhan 1 year ago 7
yeah the pope he is a catholic lol
azzi07 1 year ago
aby students in here tonight?
your houses stink
darylcatpiss 1 year ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo birmingham
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andyboreland 2 years ago
Milton Jones and Tim Vine are the greatest!
fodsaks 2 years ago 61
@fodsaks dont forget Stuart Francis!!
Alex051993 8 months ago 4
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Birmingham!
That had my sides splitting.
SkrebMasters 2 years ago 47
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Yeah, I don't understand the birmingham joke.
ThatAlastairGuy 2 years ago
It's the fact that everyone always says Birmingham in a high pitch that's the joke.
SkrebMasters 2 years ago 3
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Sorry mate, still don't get it. I haven't met anyone that says it in a high pitch voice. :S
ThatAlastairGuy 2 years ago
Nearly everyone does it! Its really common!!
showtime2004 2 years ago 4
reminds me of Jason Manford's joke about "LIverpoooooooool".
GiefGoldPlx 2 years ago 2
Milton is Playing a 50 min set in Swansea at the Garage comedy club on the 24th of november, its £8 a ticket or $6 pound if you book early you need to contact the Whitez Snooker Hall for details!
puskinmawn 2 years ago
Saw Milton last night at the Magners Brighton Comedy Festival.........my jaws still ache this morning.....great comedian
kmbowles 2 years ago
Yeh he was great :p
russy987 2 years ago 2
just got a ticket to see him in november, can't wait
computer11111111111 2 years ago
Worst job I ever had - yeah, catholic, got it...-was at a supermarket...
XD
Metaknighttu 2 years ago 4
Superb.
bonnets196 2 years ago
I went to Uni at Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemingham.
But I havn't been to Barnstable.
....
Oooh arrr
EASYTIGER10 2 years ago
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bad material. not funny.
ShesACrackWhore 2 years ago
disagree.
Chiz87 2 years ago 4
nah he is funny imo
jonsi1988 2 years ago 5
bad comment...not appricated rofl
nortsoldier 2 years ago
what's your cat called?
DeathSlayer2 2 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeBIRMINGHAM
Sesquipedaliantique 2 years ago 5
yeah this guys got game.
cant find much of his stuff on this site though. I wonder where it might be....?
FuckFeminists 2 years ago
Funny and typical witty english humour..
MARECLOUD 2 years ago 2
Went to see him live 2day at UCA university, just got back! he was reali gd.. hilarious.. i was in tears! and afterwards we got to talk 2 him and ask questons, was great day!
mypenguindeathsquad 2 years ago
was this guy in london's covent garden in dec 2007? I recognise the style but cant be certain if this was the guy or not. Funny as hel though in a deadpan way.
jakamneziak 3 years ago
He's goof off the cuff as well, I really like this guy.
batmanofni 3 years ago
he just did a gig at my uni, awesome show, but half the audience didn't quite get it
SoakDeathwish 3 years ago 3
very funny guy
wholeorange25 3 years ago
I wonder how comedians like him deal with hecklers? because it would be hard to respond without breaking the act
tolchock1984 3 years ago 3
He replied to a heckle at my uni with: "What are you doing tomorrow?... Getting these jokes?"
mopseythecat 2 years ago 7
saw him last night he was hilarious
bigal224 3 years ago 2
One of my many inspirations.
LoafOfPint 3 years ago 2
WHORRA LEDGE
Andyisnotmyname 3 years ago
proper leg-end
letsaveyer 3 years ago
a foot?
EdIrwin 3 years ago
oh my god i love this guy
Dispepsic 4 years ago 2
NEED MORE! :D
nicsthomp 4 years ago 3
My god, what does this guy smoke? Utter mad genius xD
Sesquipedaliantique 4 years ago 2
Fantastic. I saw him a few weeks back on BBC3/4 on their Edwardian week, I love his joke about being a forensic Pathologist
jamestoo 4 years ago 2
Doesnt even improvise that much,the gags do all the work,superb...
ISIS72 4 years ago
I swear he's borderline psychotic.
KJGould 4 years ago
Can't wait to see him tomorrow!
veedubboy 5 years ago
i saw him in brighton a couple of years ago "have you ever woken up face-down in a plate of broccoli and thought you were in a dark wood?" legendary!
binksdave 5 years ago 2
I've never heard of Milton Jones before. He's hilarious. Thanks for posting this.
FionaChalmers 5 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Birmingham!
martyncito 5 years ago 2
vuff cheese
eremyjizzle 5 years ago
Yes. He is brilliant. Good old dad.
eremyjizzle 5 years ago
Love it. Really want to see his live show.
StraightEdgeUK 5 years ago
My favouritist comedian in the whole wide world. Makes me cry with laughter every time I've been to see him.
acippico 5 years ago
he is a quality comedian
robinstokes 5 years ago