Locomotive Curt! - AVAILABLE ON iTUNES AMAZON & RHAPSODY (Links In Description)

[PHthaKING]

Shoot the harpoons ! Arr !

[KelsoTheBassoonMan]

You sound like a little kid!

[RetiefGoosen]

GITMUNNNNYYYYYY

[SixStills]

NOT TOO BAD.

[simplyReed]

SUBBED

[masterofdowns]

tits,tits chooo, chooooooo

[Axxman90]

Oh god, and I thought actual rap was bad. Before watching this video, I was pro-life, but now I'm not so sure. Surely he is trolling.

[STLMIZ88]

Next member of YMCMB.. CURT CURT... CHOOO CHOOOOO

[GrumpaDirt]

Did I see Chris Brown hiding in the bush with a camera?

[oldpplburnin15]

and this is what happens when you let suburban kids watch b.e.t....

[11leeman]

better than little wayne...

[shenson1336]

. . . .why

[shutuplistentoArnie]

haaaaaaaaaaaaa

[chipswarmedals]

At first I was like, "Aw, look at that kid with downs and his awesome friends". Then I was like, "Hey that kid isn't retarded. They're serious!"

[iamnotmarc]

@chipswarmedals Retards can be serious.

[TheBlake0440]

damn this goes in whoaday! when is the album ganna be out??

[Slipstarscream]

DIABETIC CURT CHOO CHOO.....DIABETIC CURT CHOO CHOO

[lilk973]

he is too big to be dancing like that at the end

[rjean131]

Yo fat white ass don't know nothin 'bout da hood

[rjean131]

NIGGA, U FAT AS FUCK AND U GAWT NO SENSE OF RYME. GO BACK TO EATIN YO FAMILY!!

[TheGreatRuomal]

thats niggas greasy as fuck!

[chessteamalanharris]

in b4 you die of a heat attack in less than 10 years.

[K0LTANBEATS]

curt chew chew a lot !

[icetrey92]

take the stuttering and repetition out of this and you have about 29sec of this crappy ass... wtf ever this is

[00the00virus00]

Hahahahahhaadahhahahhgagaggggf­aaaaa ahhhh died of laughter

[KobeBentleyTV]

loolz tht fatboy cant sing

[LOVEDHAWAYYHULIE]

THIS IS SO WHACK THAT LIL NIGGER BOY LOOKS LIKE A NESTLE CRUNCH BAR

[BerkeleyBuilt]

my niece said your to fat to play for the Giants.

[BigKdYungsta]

Stay Tuned Inn.... BURRR!

[xHunter96]

dope tune

[MrRichard099]

anybody notice hopsin?

[jeffrey1243]

wjen does the new album come out?

[AyraSwag]

Kill it before it lays eggs!

[BerkeleyBuilt]

fat down syndrome of Buzz from Home Alone.

[SammyFlores238]

your....music.....SUCKS!

[bananaswag45]

Down Syndrome Swag

[Sk3pTiCz]

They're not serious... are they?

[HoboOfSixthGrade]

This video confuses me.....

[GHOSTxXx10]

WTF is this??????

[jloomis777]

best trolls or worst rappers?

[Klonzepam]

Lol the rosary is too small for his massive neck that fat fuck haha, he'd be iight if he - well - if he didn't suck terribly at everything he tried to do....is that a speech impediment

[poolk234]

Quick question...Puh-toon?

[Sprinklingsoup]

I really think the greasy black kid should be Locomotive Curt...

[PrhymeTymeTV]

Check out my new video bitch

[azb75]

where is your flow nigga?? hahaha but good job for the montage

[dablacksquad]

so funny how they didn't even went mainstream even though he was on g4 tv and tosh.0

[boiledfrog1]

does he know he left the sticker on his hat?

[MillerMachinima]

@boiledfrog1 alot of people who make their style fit in with the "swag" culture leave it on for some reason but this dumbass has a rosary too small for him and he shouldnt even have it in the first place cause its generally a gang sign for the mexican gangs

[CalisCool]

"All Aboard" ..........I fuckin lol'd

[evanisbeast69]

I fucking lol'ed

[SuperSocomSeals]

doin work! what walking down the sidewalk? hahahaha...

[MrTEZ850]

REALEST NIGGA IN THE GAME LOL

[antonposa]

Nice rosary beads, Curt. 

[stevenashrules0]

He strait has the downs

[flipurcards]

My new favorite rapper!!!

[whatfruit]

Someone needs to do a Dubstep remix of this.It would be Better than Red Hot entertainmnet.

[Locomotivecurt407]

Fuck u

[strickca991]

I hope this loser will be on Tosh.0 someday. This song is fucking terrible. Your mom should have aborted you.

[MrNickeh]

@strickca991 But it's so fucking funny.

[SWEETKICKSWILLY]

PPS I mean little weezy

[SWEETKICKSWILLY]

PS you are burning that rat weezle lookin fagget lil weeky

[SWEETKICKSWILLY]

maximum swagger!!!!

[lowbudgetltd]

Tosh.0. Go!

[BaBo0n515]

blanke boi dans jwz

[juvy2008]

Looooy Puh-Toon Louis Vuitton Pattern Swagga

[ozHybrid]

LOL hes so fat

[CameronCN]

WE HAVE A BLACK FRIEND THEREFORE WE ARE GANGSTERS

[chuckinator11]

Hahaha oh god it's so bad it's funny and awesome

[chance0054]

wait, so wheres the 32 inch with the suicide doors? wheres the girls? wheres the gucci and louie vutton? wheres them in the club? oh, you dont have any of that. so you're rapping about shit you dont have and know nothing of. you're a complete failure at life and you should seriously kill yourself.

[MarissaCelinexo]

What's with the constant fading in and out transitions? It's so annoying!

[pit808545]

SWAG CHOO CHOO

[TripleB1218]

excuse me ummmmmm get off.

THANK YOU BASED CURT

[TyeDye07]

i digs the Chorus and the Beat but the rest . oooh nooo lol its funny tho. they should made the dood wit the Due Rag run so the bag of his due rag can fly LMAO [-_-]~~

[ChicaGOrilla4CHN]

i'm bumpin this in my lincoln continental on 32's!

[madhammudeux]

419 people....have better taste than the people who made this video!

[S34NH3RN4ND3Z]

CURT CURT CHOO CHOO

[izymonney]

I had two seconds before laughing at the look-alike cartman

[LordHershebel]

Where are the Lincoln Continentals?

[eldsprutandedrake]

What the difference between this and "real" hiphip? pretty much the same kind of beat and the lyrics is about bitches, clubs and booze, and don´t say that his rapping is awful, yea I know it is, but theres so many horrible rappers out there today so it´s not really something that differs anyway.

[HoboOfSixthGrade]

Just me and my racially diverse friends.

[HoboOfSixthGrade]

I find this difficult to masturbate to...

[egghead268]

sitting on 32's?

da faq

[96komodo]

these bunch of wanna b gangsters need to hand up the du rags and pick up a book

[DevinDout22]

ROFL WOW

[Tw1nDaB3ast]

Id Rather listen to 50 tyson

[SadisticRuler]

this dude a bitch

[LubTheProFRESHinal]

NEW LOCOMOTIVE CURT TRACK DROPS TODAY @3pm

[madhammudeux]

@LubTheProFRESHinal

DISLIKE

[SpahrStudios]

is the camera shaking because he's "dancing"?

[DoesitlookbaD]

Laugh all you want, but he's the one with 185,000 views on his video and has the song on iTunes. He made something entertaining and that's all that matters!

[stevenashrules0]

what a colorful cast of characters!

[SockHeadx4]

Somebody gif 0:55

[SockHeadx4]

Somebody gif 0:55

[YaikonMetal]

hate to break it to you kid, but you're white

[Redtape88]

luv tha greasy nigga with the du rag <3

[d00m33]

@Redtape88

His name is Lil Greasy as fuck, LOL.



[kevin1355]

@Redtape88 But... but he's black!!!

[Tehnorwegianmoose]

Da fuq is this?

[InfamousAct]

Gow can anyone like this?

[TheScK1994]

@InfamousAct because its funny as fuckxD

[Bitchimamaz1n]

dont he look like thefoodreviewer 

[waffleluver]

No

[OxyKana]

Stop at @1:25 and watch his face.. And get High !

[two2birds]

Isn't it funny how at no point in the video is Locomotive Kurt in a vehicle or prop remotely resembling a "choo choo" and/or a car on "32's with the suicide wheels."?

[joaosimpson99]

damn that black dude is greasy as fuck

[HappinessIsaTrap]

I searched this after watching Natesvlogs. He speaks my mind XD

/watch?v=gf5Eewj6ioM&feature=f­eedu

[Msintroverted]

I love how they talk about going to the club, but what I wonder is if they're even old enough to drive let alone go to a club..

[jdubdajuiceman]

Man we got Mikey from recess and this black greasy ass nigga

[MrJFMedia]

black dude should be ashamed..........if he was a real nigga

[brettleemovies]

Excuses me ummmm......get off

[superdude9856]

You better get out of the way, or he'll fall on you and crush you to death.

[madhammudeux]

He's rapping about swagger, haters, rollin in his hood.

Was this song an entry into a competition for 'who can fit the most hip hop cliches into one track'?

[jediado]

CURT CURT CHOO CHOO



[PrenoctopussSejonjon]

press 7 to watch curt blow a huge fart

[22inso]

young money should sign him

[MireyaC91]

I had to watch it again. XD Hehehe

[MireyaC91]

Tehe

[jamieallan69]

keep pressing 8 and look at curt

[Khoutekkelly]

all aboard!

[PrenoctopussSejonjon]

looey vaton looey vatoonie tonnie teenie luie vateen pattern. SWAGGER.

[deewhyelayin]

is that sarah palins son?

[MANSOURI09]

A poignant commentary on the human condition. Some could call it a modern day "dear momma". Locomotive Curt is the future and rebirth of hiphop. I can feel his hunger in his voice. He will be... the next one

[sneskegagama]

People need to chill the fuck out. This is better then most rap out there today for example Lil Wayne,Wizz Kalifa,Soulja Boy,Gucci Mane,Waka Flocka.

[OsmosisDives]

yall wanna chill its not serious

[lsevent]

Better than Soulja Boy, lol.

[chessteamalanharris]

You look fucking dirt poor

Stop rapping about shit you'll never even be able to steal.

[angelofmegadeath]

fucking sad excuse for a human being brb blowing my brains out i have no hope for humanity left

[sneskegagama]

He is so BASED but not as BASED as the BASEDGOD Lil B

[Abysia]

Wait is this a joke video?

[ahrne]

I cant tell if this is serious

[KraftVaffelz]

this song is BEAST!

choo choooo



[MistaBojangles3]

What in the hell is a Loooy Puh-Toon? Does he have the downs or something?

[safewaycart]

chiu ciuuuu!

[718LIGHTUP]

whats up wit the black kid he look mad greasy lol

[ArkBlitz]

"Herp! Derp! Choo Choo!" And to think that there are people willing to PURCHASE this song.

[DaS718]

Sweaty negro, lmfao

[HuszseIN]

hahaha Eric Cartman

[Arsen1c42]

i like the sweaty black kid with the doo rag

[MrAluminumMan]

He's about the size of a locomotive

[paulhockin]

I think that train is a little slow



[LargeFootedLad]

omg

[Liamdonoghueownsyou]

omg curt fuck my bitch curt party in the USA curt

[jamg3000]

you fat bastard LOOL 

[xBONESstyle]

I feel like the blonde kid is a faggot hater. TYBC.

[lawlthelegend]

I just watched this video three times...what am I doing with my life?

[weriaaa]

5/5 would listen again

[marshalt]

it was nice of those guys to be in the video with their retarded friend who likes trains.

[MrDorakz]

 #SWAG

[MrDorakz]

#SWAG

[1xXLedZeppelinXx1]

Chew chew on that food.

[GrantNP]

THANK YOU BASED TRAIN

[smokedogg989]

sounds like lil b

[MrAluminumMan]

That fatass hasn't done any work.

[DjPresto32]

This is sick right here! i'd like to see all yall haterz out there EVEN TRY to produce something like this...very creative, keep doin ya thing LUB!!!

[Re0D]

u suck

[ChroniquesDeReadDick]

This is an epic TROLL FACK VIDEO

[Fatpiepro]

Everytime they go to a club they have to push the girls off of them...? HE'S NOT EVEN FUCKING ALLOWED TO GO TO A CLUB!

[TheSephiros24]

Cartmant existe vraiment, la vache j'aurez jamais crue 0_0

[aquase]

Who is the retard that decided this was a good idea?

[GhOstX62]

Cartman est dans la place :noel:

[InstantK0ed]

If we kill this poor bastard do we get [From Hell's Heart I Stab at Thee] ?

[TheRinku416]

wtf?

[NoelEstBeau]

OMG, It's... it's ... IT'S ERIC CARTMAN oO

But Cartman has the class, not that big boy +coucou le 15-18 :hap:

[MaelDu91]

OMG Cartman

jerry

[Nunolinho]

TheFarsouille qui essaye de parler en anglais :rire:

[TheFarsouille]

Cartman is back in IRL !!

[Briseys2]

C'est Dudley Dursley :hap:

[roxas67]

KOUKOU :hap:

[medieval3333333333]

Charismatique ce gros porc

[frenchtouch62]

KOUKOU LE 15-18 :hap: