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  • Dark Skin=Shit-Skin!

    hahahahhaa

  • Charmin only offers white paper because everybody wants to squeeze the white 

  • toilet paper is like the perfect metaphor for most European countries and the US. It started off white and ends up brown and shitty.

  • These are totally awesome videos!

  • Muslims dont use paper? Your ignorant! BS

  • WHAT A LYING DECEIVING TIME WASTER, FUCKING JUST DO A GOOGLE SEARCH AND SEE HOW MANY COLORS ARE AVAILABLE

    THIS DUDES WORLD HAS ONLY ONE STORE THAT CARRIES EVERYTHING THATS WHITE

  • @ashwadhwani lol you fucken retard you're missing the entire point

  • @cscarnage What point, he must tell lies and then I have to set that aside and look for a point?

    And why dont you tell me the point instead of telling me I remind you of your parents?

  • White paper is racist paper that is beyond ludicrous. If the paper is white then the ink has to be black. If the paper is black then the ink has to be white. So you either have racist paper or racist ink.

  • Toilet paper is white, because it's easier to see the shit stain.

    I like white girls, because it is easier to know which one is more clean. With light skin, you can't just walk around and hope no one notices the dirt or chocolate stains.

    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-hygiene.

  • i want a more youthful look for my toilet paper

  • RAMZPAUL, I've watched a couple of your video's and come to believe you are a old, lonely, gay, white, A hole get a life...........L7, douche bag, whatever, all in my white girl voice..........

  • @EStLouisesFinest1

    lol calm down dumbass

    you have ramzpaul`s video in your favorites hahahahahahaha

  • @FriendlyCroock ur a dumb as bitch have u ever heard of sarcasm stupid bitch, get a life u dumb dick in the booty friendly as BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT­CHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @EStLouisesFinest1

    that`s not sarcasm that`s just stupidity

    you don`t know what sarcasm means

  • @EStLouisesFinest1 Muh Dik

  • If your toilet paper was brown, you wouldn't be able to tell if you have to wipe again.

  • It's bothering me that she doesn't fucking hang up in flaming RAGE

  • I've not laughed as much in months. Thanks Ramzpaul :-)

  • People believe every word of the politically correct BS foisted on us by Zionists racists. Some people actually take it seriously and have a field day milking it for every heart-rending sob they can illicit. ITS ALL A CON!!! Israel the ruler of America, is a totally racist place, which wont even let you move there unless you're Jewish

    and wont let you marry a Jew unless you're Jewish, unless you wish to be jailed.

    Zionists love to see us wasting time on the significance of stories about 'paper'

  • I'm having a good laugh at the retards in the comments. Yes It's obviously not serious and he is poking fun at how incredibly PC England is. It's pretty sad that I even have to explain this to you morons. lmao.

  • lmao :D

  • You're a fucking idiot. Muslims ONLY use their left hand to wipe their anus using water, afterwards dry with paper... unlike people in the West who ONLY use toilet paper and end up with shit stains in their underwear. It's called hygiene. Why do you shower? Why don't you just use body wipes (you'll need to invent ones first). Don't be a narrow minded idiot and fill the criteria for racists.

  • Man this guy is better than Laughingfactory!

  • Oh my god, I hope not all Americans are deluded. Is this some type of joke are you just being sarcastic? A word of advice, if and when you start crapping white shit from your ass use black toilet paper, otherwise stick to white toilet paper and lay off the medication. God give me strength!

  • I don't use toilet paper. I use mullein

  • who the fuck cares what color the fucking TP are!!!

    stupid Americans.

  • BTW, I also think that all white people should get a sunburn so that they don't offend anyone with their white skin. It should be mandatory.

  • Yep, black paper and black ink is the way to go.

  • Is this guy for real?

  • This guy is funny as hell. If you can't see he is kidding, too bad for you.

  • HE'S FUCKING TROLLING YOU. Good job ramzpaul on the video. We need to fight Political Correctness, wherever och whenever it strikes.

  • Toliet paper becomes brown after you use it!

  • White toilet paper is obviously racist against white people. Since you use it to wipe shit with! HAHHA

  • @lordabomity so using white to clean up after a brown mess.....there's a metaphor in there somewhere, i'm sure of it.

  • @eleutheromaniac Haha!

  • what are you guys talking about? my paper is always brown.

  • Ah toilet paper is dirtier than using water to clean, germs do not have claws( that is why when you put them on a petri dish/slide they wash off), regarding your statement about shaking Muslim hands. Their hands are actually cleaner. You are just an idiot and a disingenuous fool, good day.

  • @ThePerniciousTruth Me, I would like to fight back. Who wants to join me, though? Can't really do it on my own.

    Fighting back would be so easy: stage one is just to say the truth, rather than pretending to believe all that Cultural Marxism poison and letting all those lies go unchallenged. Just say as follows: immigration is destructive; and Islam is evil. Lots of white people just speaking out would be a big stride towards white survival.

    White silence equals white death.

  • @ThePerniciousTruth Thank you. Yes, it is our land. That has been forgotten, though, here in the UK. It is considered to be a 'hate crime' to say that this is our land and that we want to keep our land. Anyway, it will all be over soon. It will be over by 2030. The UK will be under Sharia law by then.

  • You are the racist, ramzpaul. Toilet paper can be found predominantly in white color but I have also seen them in yellow, rosy, and green. Black and brown toilet paper would be purchased extremely rarely (mainly by racists like you) just because the color of your shit is more often than not... black and brown. We can turn the question to why are tyres black. You make no sense. Get a life!

  • @dtnaydenov Black tyres are all part of the Cultural Marxist plot. Can't you see that? You are crazy if you can't see that. Next, you will be saying there is nothing suspicious about the night being dark (i.e. black). You naive village-idiots just make me want to mow the lawn. By the way, lawns are green - think about that one, you racist. I suppose you look down on green people, or pretend that green people don't even exist. Goddamn you.

  • HA HA HA! She's totally a Filipina lady in some customer service call center in the South Pacific!

  • All of the world's governments need to acquire highly intelligent "Diversity Consultants". Of course, they will first need to hire "Diversity Consultant Acquisition" consultants... to consult them, regarding the acquisition of consultants. Its always wise to obtain a diversity of consultatory opinions from a diverse group of consultative consultants

    Governments require consultants that can alert them to when all things are the same. Then to provide consultation regarding making things different

  • "If all they saw was white toilette paper, what kind of message would that send to children"?

    ANSWER - Considering that only the "brown eye" (why is it brown, dammit?) should ever see toilette paper coming, while also considering the fact that I'm a pridefully dark beige person, is why I don't want any whiny, P.C. queenies drying the diarrhetically defecated tears from their brown eyes with my race... as represented by Brown, toilette, "Pride Paper"

  • Of course, any such exceptionally exquisite "Pride Paper" should be reserved for the applicatively exclusive purpose of wiping pee-pee from pridefully pretty poonanies... of any rosaceously variegated coloration

  • The UK is totally on its knees to multiculturalism. Nothing is too pathetic; nothing is too bloody stupid. Nothing is too anti-white.

    By the way, toilet paper should be pink - that is good taste. Shit should be pink too, to match. Brown shit (youth colour) is bad taste.

  • @capturedpilot

    lol it`s funny to see that some brits are still trying

    why don't you give up already? your country is dead

  • @FriendlyCroock Hey, we are the land of the living white dead. It's sort of fun, in a pathetic kind of way.

  • Why don't you call Anne O'Connor herself? That would really be funny!

  • Hahahahaha!

    Dumb diversity fascists.

  • enjoy your brown toilet paper then, and your the retard, yea i said its a joke, and it is.

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  • the truth is that its offensive to white people only being white paper. its clearly means to shit on whitey. thats pure facts

  • Toilet Paper be racist yo

  • Muslims use a water jet AND toilet paper.

    Just saying.

  • LOL! this is painful to listen too, kind of like the british office, but ohh so funny!

    I gotta sub :P

  • @jh4dc5s Hes not serious. Hes joking.

  • @jh4dc5s

    shut up asshole

  • @jh4dc5s I guess that makes you the retard.

  • @jh4dc5s Some troll and retard doesn't know satire.

  • @jh4dc5s

    Well you certainly made it clear to everyone that you're a retard.

  • In sweden we had a snack called negroballs.... google it and you see picture of the snack

  • @Offendedbysharia negerbollar=)

  • Who'd want brown toilet paper?

  • This clip is a sad and bad joke rite?

    I mean there can^t be so brainwashed people out there. Or can there?

  • Hey, paper is white, shit is brown. Everybody wins!

  • Am I racist if I use corn cobs? You know...Indian Corn and all that. I really can't be "sensitive" to something that isn't sensitive to my own ass. That is just really...irritating. Really chaps my ass.

  • I bet that good-for-nothing diversity consultant gets lots of colored paper to put in her purse for pushing white genocide.

  • is this a joke...

  • @soppysono

    no it`s politics

    idiot

  • omg you are awesome.!

    how come people like Ann O'Connor graduate from college?? I mean she is so stupid! ....

  • @kthyAnn She graduated from college because college is made for people like her.

  • Because it gets the job done.

  • If we used brown toilet paper how could we tell when our butt holes were actually clean?

  • Better not visit my house! I have a racist kitchen sink, refrigerator, stove, washer & dryer, tub and bathroom sink!

  • This guy is sitting in front of a racist door! OOOOH! The toilet paper issue is this: the dye that was used in colored toilet paper that the manufacturers used some years back was found to be harmful to septic systems (i.e, it was toxic to the bacteria that broke down the waste), and considered to be not good for the environment overall.

    This has got to be one of the stupidest racist-baiting accounts I have ever heard.

  • Omg this guy is dumb 4 real.

  • @Finsoul145 Hes trolling, and hes doing a great job.

  • @Finsoul145 You both have something in common, then.

  • why is snow white, i think mother nature be racist

  • @getsilly222 I guess we're both assholes! We can at least agree that Ramzpaul kicks ass!

  • Oh I cant wait to see this take hold in the business world.

  • @getsilly222 lol

  • I mean the will NOW remove, sorry for the wrong spelling =)

  • in sweden we have banned some names of the ice creams and of some chocolate, for example there was an ice cream called Nogger "because it sounds almost like the N word" and recently we banned the name of the chocolate puffs, because they are called Chinese puffs, and because on the package there is an animated Chinese figure, they will not remove that animate figure from the package because its racist, they will even probably change the color too, because the color of the package is yellow =S

  • tp in russia is pink and blue :P

    [csscade_stompp]

  • The toilet paper should be dark black, so we wouldn't see if there is some shit on it or not =)

  • this is fucking soo stupid.

  • @LighterPlanet

    Good point about the teeth

  • Jesus fucking Christ these cultural Marxists are getting worser every day

  • @HomogeneousEurope **worse

  • @iameiame Shut the fuck up you picky cocksucker.

  • @HomogeneousEurope It isn't my fault you seem to be one of the functional illiterates the public education churns out.

  • @iameiame People who get anal about grammar online are the biggest retards. I mean that was clearly a typo. worser isn't even a word and R is right next to E.

  • @HomogeneousEurope Why don't you cry harder?

  • @HomogeneousEurope YES! And that's good. Ordanary people are getting fed up by this "racist" bullshit.

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    Real Jew News com

  • I saw some Brown Pride TP from Cain Velasquez. Every Pollo Loco wastebasket is literally overflowing with Brown Pride.

  • actually i seen toilet paper of other colors, like light blue and pink.

  • oh and btw, yes i've seen toilet paper in other colours, especialy in black.

  • he is right, white toilet paper is racist... racist for white people! because everyone in the world wipe their bottoms with it.

    this is fucking ridiculous

  • Is GOD Racist? I WANT WHITE SHIT PLEASE

    You are so multicultural that you offend the muslims... what you like is black dick only

  • "Have you ever seen toilet paper that's not white?"

    Yea moron. Toilet paper comes in white, blue, beige, and yellow. Go the the friggen supermarket once in a while and stop waisting everybodies time.

  • Could we have brown toilet paper with Obama's face on it.

  • Ramzpaul, I sincerely <3 you, but I really hope you never call my customer service line!! :-D

  • Maybe they should all be mixed. one sheet white, next brown, next black etc etc? :)

  • actually in the UK we can get toilet paper in green, blue, yellow, orange aswell as white..but not in brown or black coz no-one would buy it!

  • @ramzpaul Wow ramz, you look like shit! Is everything alright? You're unshaven. Are you stressed?

  • @getsilly222 I'm pretty sure you're a jackass who makes a lot of assumptions.

  • One fine solution would be to print nigger faces on it, to alleviate the discrimination hahaha

  • THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA I LOVED IT

  • Hey RamZ,

    do you like Gordon Ramsey?

    He always wears WHITE chef jackets.

    He must be a "damn racist" too!

  • I don't think I will ever see a swastika seriously again.

  • RamzPaul getting to the bottom of things, like a fucking boss. lol

    After a hard day at work, it's great to laugh my ass off at these great videos.

    "We should have toilet paper that reflects the diversity of the races." lol

  • We don't have this problem with tampons, which are sold in various colors.

    Then again, by the time women are done using them, they all look Amerindian and the diversity is lost.  :-(

  • Ha Ha Ha How would brown 'people' tell if they got it all off if there was brown toilet paper? They are called shitskins for a reason you know.

  • Toilet paper is white so you can tell what color your poo is.

  • @SheemiesonofStanley What if it was white?

  • How bout printed paper.... like with barney frank on it. Or obama, bush, hillarity.... Just pick out about ten of em and put one to a sheet and just let it repeat. You could prolly charge an extra ten percent for that.  I'd buy it !! They've prolly already got that in DC, with the constitution on it and hundred dollar bills, but we need something for the EveryMan.

  • as racist as white paper may be it can never be as racist as being a white straight male who votes conservative in todays society we all know that.

  • @getsilly222 Angry? No...more like sad. You are wrong. I've seen many times, recycled and doctored pictures and stories making Israel out to be evil and murderous. You are the victim of a disinformation campaign by a people whose 'holy book' commands them to lie to and murder those who are different.

  • For that matter, why are all the pages of books white? Are they saying that only white people are smart enough to read? It's time we got some diversity in our books and had black pages with yellow letters.

  • @quasimodojdls My eyes are squinting at that thought already.

  • We need rainbow toilet paper for gay people too. Stop the hate! Toilet paper for everyone!

  • wtf?? white paper raciest?? i'm sorry are people really this retarded?

    The paper is white is because thats what the costumers order from the factory, if they want pink paper they will order pink paper, if they want Eco friendly unbleached paper they will order Eco friendly unbleached paper (which is brown), do dolphins & seashells find dolphin & seashell printed shit paper offensive? I find you wasting our time with idiotic opinions embarrassing to the human race.

  • Anne O'Connor looks like a Finn…

  • HEIL HITLER BITCH!

  • Does ramzpaul ever engage with his viewers? I would like to talk to him because I think, if I am understanding him correctly, there is an incredible amount of irony in his channel. The very things he rails against on his channel are systemic to his beliefs. He can correct if I am wrong, but he is basically a WASP. ramzpaul, do you know the history of relativism, "tolerance," liberalism? Do you know that they are the direct philosophical and historical consequences of white Protestantism?

  • THE CONFEDERATE FLAG IS NOT A SYMBOL OF HATE YOU FUCKING MORON!!! DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN PLAY THE RACE CARD OVER EVERYTHING?!?!? FUCKING IDIOT!!!

  • is toilet paper kosha???

  • is toilet paper white???

  • Oh, so Homosexuals are just supporting diversity, I should have known.

  • Why is pussy pink inside of all ethnicities?

  • The campaign for rainbow toilet paper starts today.

  • People want white toilet paper because they like to examine the shit on it, with the maximum contrast possible and that means white. Unbleached kraft pulp is naturally brown, like a grocery bag. It is hard to tell if you did a good job wiping, when the paper is about the same colour as the shit. Coloured toilet paper has been tried and it didn't sell. Some say that white is the only colour, worthy of the inside of their sweet cheeks, you know, only purity can touch my inner self. LOL

  • It's fun to wipe your ass with different coloured paper? Never really thought about it that way.

  • The woman's accent confuses me so much...she starts off Indian, then sounds like a 15 year old American girl, then sounds like a Canadian housewife...

  • @The505Guys Wow, ramz is really good. I couldn't understand very much of what the Official from the Charmin company was saying. Does that company hire any Americans? (Generational Americans, not ones recently given "citizenship,"---(in quotes b/c it obviously means whoever is given "papers" to be in the land area, which is fine, if that's how washington Officials want to run their country, but still---- does the Charmin company hire Generational Americans? Does anyone know?

  • @westchesterny Of course they don't, the Charmin company, like most big companies, pretty much always have their switchboard operators and call centres in India or other Asian countries because it's cheaper. Scottish power is always nice though, there's always a nice Scottish girl on hand to answer.

  • i had a roomate once that told me that tolkein is racist cause he started the trend that black guys wear black armor and have black structures

  • Of course, you can always make it brown.

  • My toilet paper gets diversity when it gets used.

  • wtf hahahah

  • White paper is much worse for our environment. They have to use heavy bleaching to make it without colour. So - brown would be cool and of course you could tell if your arse was clean!

  • Muslins don't use toilet paper? I didn't know that.

    My twin used to say to me "Malcolm, we live and learn - but you mostly live" - we don't get along.

  • Personally, i like to know when my butt is clean. So, I'll stick to white. For anyone who wants to use brown, by all means go ahead. I just wouldn't want to be in close proximity to you.

  • The reason white paper is used, is out of respect for the color of excrement, and companies dont want to be considered racist for hiding brown.

  • @getsilly222 I can't stand people like you. You believe what you want to believe, regardless of the facts. When a grown-up points out that you're wrong, you get abgry and need to silence them. You're pathetic. You should be ashamed for openly disrespecting a good people, who have caused no foul.

  • why piss around, we just need to strap these infants in and peel their eyelids open and show them something white, followed by a loud angry noise, then show them something black and put a few drops of sugar water on their tongues.

    That will teach the little fuckers.

  • if its white you can see the brown easier lol. what a waste 4.34min of yours and my time and the call workers time too. go morocco and its pink in most places.

  • @lizardsnoop He was mocking the diversity consultant that complained of white writing paper being used in schools.

  • ...and more importantly why are the shits brown to black.

    The darker they are the less likely you are healthy.

    Discrimination and negative stereotyping is every i say, racism i say, racism.

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  • Why is shit brown? I think our digestive systems are racist.

  • In Britain toilet paper is also available in many pale colours, especially blue, pink, green and peach (to match bathroom décor). Never in brown though, especially not the very dark brown that we must now call Sub-Saharan Brown.

    We also don't have American's preferences for eggs. Ours are almost all brown. A pale Obamaesque beige. White eggs go to catering suppliers not supermarkets, the reverse of what happens in America - just one of those historical quirks of culture.

  • White toilet paper creates a nice contrast to my turd. It should be white and racist toilet paper, otherwise we could never see if we're done with wiping, you know?

  • LMFAO RP....Great job

  • My brown turd. RACIST. To us white people

  • Ramz, for god sakes, change this white background of the comments section.

  • I get your point, but over here we have white, green, yellow, pink, and peach coloured toilet paper, whatever takes your fancy :)

  • We need to diversify our toilet paper! Piece by piece, my white toilet paper is being turned brown. Do your part too.

  • there are some "eco-friendly" brands that sell recycled toilet paper out there. It's like a light brown, beige-ish color. Come on people! We're making progress!