Hitler Plays Port Valdez

[SergTheKing]

i needet to mute cus im german but its fucking hilarious :D

[Saint77sDV]

Lol. Boy, you are very funny :-) Regarts from Germany :-)

[Crawlerz2468]

I was laghing off my ass! awesome video!

[SierraFiveZero]

Its funny because it's still true... ;P

[fokdrednek01]

GREATEST MAN IN HISTORY!

[soviet507]

I remember when one n00b leave the T-90 in front of me when he jump out I give him a head shot and took the Tank

[tonib1407]

these are basically my thoughts everytime i play port valdez

[egeseatr35]

0:00 Gunsche rape face.

[FishTurd69]

its kinda sad cos hitler used to be a good person b4 he came to power

[GjVj]

@TheWarrior526 Fail.

He's talking about Bad Company 1.

[TheWarrior526]

@GjVj No, he's not. This video is about him playing in Port Valdez, that map wasn't in Bad Company 1. Btw, read the description;

"Your favourite dictator has been playing the Battlefield: Bad Company 2 demo, and he's not a happy bunny."

[GjVj]

@TheWarrior526 Read the description? I wrote the description, lol.

Maybe try watching the video again, paying careful attention to the dialogue. Cheers.

[xGiveMeUrLifex]

Port Valdez is my favorite map =/

[BushidoRei]

I knew this was going to be win when I saw the term "noob mountain" used and knew exactly what he was referring to! lol

[PreZzuRez]

its hard to understand the englisch sentences ,when you are german :D

the german voices irritade :x

[tobzdaman619]

All of you waiting for the UAV piss off. 90% of the room leaves.

I had cramps for hours.

[boriska808]

True

[shotcapturer]

This is quite possibly the most funny and accurate Hitler vid ever! Thank you!

[sweep1777]

LMFAO

[InsightVidya]

10/10

[070erwin]

battlefield still owns though

[070erwin]

ahahhahahahaha

[coltgun00]

21 peoples screens were upside down.

[battlefield2ruleslol]

So hilarious, and very true.

Now there's a fucking glitch going on, on BBC2 that resets your whole char, and you can't rank at all, you stay at 0... Sad ):

[Zaxkcy]

So much truth.

[wazup1234j]

lololol so funny

[tristan2668]

Funniest shit ever!

[altu892]

Friendly fire is off... lol

[rpgzilla]

What's so bad about spamming sensors? I'd rather have a Recon spam motion sensors than hide in a bush.

[fuel2own]

lol @ UAV whores leaving the room good idea

[Jstuff96]

battlefield 3 will be worse :(

i might end up just playing halo 4 instead

[Moshpitti]

Oh my fucking God. Saw the suggestion to this on Battlefield 3 forums and I have to say, I didn't waste a second after the video ended to add it into my favorites.

Some things just never change... </3

[GinGeeK]

"if youre waiting for the uav....piss of"

hahahahahhahahaah

i love being a nerd

[SMDpeps]

i totally agree with hitler on this one

[USparatroopersurgeon]

Thumbs up if you tk snipers on rush!

[smartboyfromR]

@USparatroopersurgeon lol you're a fucking n00b

[USparatroopersurgeon]

@smartboyfromR Well, it's pretty annoying when your whole squad is recon and they stay at the Attackers deployment.

[smartboyfromR]

@USparatroopersurgeon hm... yeah, possible)

[BirdManCinema]

OMFG! I laughed so hard!!!!

[NotMadeByMe]

i still dont get why these always work so well, most memes get fucked up all the time, but adolf just keeps on truckin

[theknifesong]

It fucking sucks that this has to exist and that it is so true.

I hate that it is so true so much that I put it on my favorites.

[Puzzoozoo]

"Don't cry, he hasn't got minimum spec" LOL

[trailmountain2007]

I hate it when the attacking team gets the chopper and start killing defenders its wrost when they are engineering class

[kfk3000]

Me and my friends call your N00b mountain camp everest.

[andiz2]

Dude this is the funniest shit ever. And only those of us that play understand it.. Lol

[Awesomeduud]

Is it just me, or does everything he said happens in BFBC2. Unfortunately the T-90 part happens sometimes

[wdweinfurter]

@Awesomeduud for me its all the time,mostly the CoD assholes part

[Awesomeduud]

@doltBmB guy specifically says the players were noobs. Therefore, your theory pf BF3 sucking is invalid. Plus, I've never heard anyone complain about BF series. Ever

[doltBmB]

The state of the industry and why BF3 will suck.

Best video ever.

[K3nnyg22]

2:25 The worlds truest Statement

[Panelotto]

I only watched 30 seconds and I am already laughing tears!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAA!!

[iggyman91]

I'm going to post this in a CoD forum and watch all the 12 year olds rage at.

[TheBuzzsawJack]

@iggyman91 Lol do that and send me the link to the forum =D

[LtLethal1]

Thank you!!! I've been trying to find the real subtitles for what he's been saying forever!!!

Fucking snipers. They all suck balls. Do something you useless fucks.

[wdweinfurter]

@LtLethal1 The real snipers do their job , that its to protect your ass from some noob camper, or even another sniper trying to score over your dead body, or even protecting that c4 you've worked so hard to plant on that mcom inside a base crowded with enemies, that your lazy ass friends are too afraid to help, those who dont do shit as snipers are mostly noob players looking for a good K\D,also dont underestimate the power of a mortar strike over a mcom, or a high cal rifle pointed at ur enemy.

[Poiarn]

@wdweinfurter

But still, you are'nt contributing a shit when it comes to set the bomb. Any retard can place mortar or snipe an enemy defusing the bomb (THEY'RE STANDING STILL FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!)

[wdweinfurter]

@Poiarn how am i not contributing if i said i would protect your ass while you planted?

If protecting is not contributing, then I dont know what it is.

[zirius89]

sucks that all germans have to mute it cause they understand what hes actually saying. =/

[ThePlugsocket]

Lol so funny

[cjharrison98]

Absolutely f***ing brilliant! Nice one, I know how Hitler feels now!

[TimeIsTheMatter]

BRILLIANT!

[wulf2235]

hahahaha

[laderhow]

fortunately there is hardcore mode so he can tk

[vas22]

co za asy!

[MrMentos876]

It's funny because everything he says in this video is true

[01FLHT]

Laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. This video sums up my entire 11 months of experience with the game! haha priceless!

[rayjinm0g]

u mad Hitler?

[kieranhurlford]

i feel his pain

[tangywangyify]

"Don't worry, he hasn't got minimum spec"

Classic

[Puzzoozoo]

LOL.

[Puzzoozoo]

"noob mountain" LOL LOL

[xStalkerxx]

I love this map!

[loloolololololol]

I FUCKING PWN IN THE APACHE

[TOWLIBAN32123]

fucking joke

[toper997]

lol "PC douchebags" PC players are the best, consoles are for fags

[joshie1724]

@toper997 A prime example right here

[GoWeegee]

@toper997

Elitist faggot.

[BlazefireSaber]

@toper997 I guess you are a typical PC fag then. Worst people are the ones who fight in console/PC wars.

[theRealLTBishop]

damm you CoD ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GjVj]

Ah, the legendary teutonic sense of humour. :)

God bless you, sir.

[ThePaprika2009]

Der englische untertitel hat überhaupt nichts mit dem tatsächlichen Dialog zu tun

[robbeldibobbel]

@ThePaprika2009 ach was?

[CheaterMcCheat]

LOL So true about the T-90 xD

[3rdranger4life]

omg...Im still laughing

[smartboyfromR]

AHAHHA this is +100500!

All of the n00b-problems of BFBC-2 are reflected here..

some n00b took the T-90, drove it into the enemy base, and jumped out...

[legokid1593]

if you ar waiting for the UAV..PISS OFF! HAHAHAHA

[WurDaKashAt]

.....wow. This is the best hitler vid i have ever seen (and i have seen more than barbara walters) The dialogue ACTUALLY MATCHES and everything is fecking true to the core. "....... id get raped" Well done sir. Well done.

[SMGJohn]

"Some n00b took the T-90, drove it into the enemy base, and jumped out." LOL! ROFLed My ass off!

[jiliji]

very nice!!!

[ernest1997]

nice nice xDDD

[SullyIsPrime]

This map is like the hot gates in 300

[Triple25mm]

ha ha n00b mountain :D

[louiscarr899]

@Triple25mm haha lol this seems familiar to you yes?

i bet you was one of those snipers behind that rock on n00b mountain! XD

[Triple25mm]

@louiscarr899 er... i havn't touched the recon class in months. i hate snipers.

Or were were joking/kidding?

[Shaitan808]

lmao



[RustedSoup]

"Don't cry, he hasn't got minimum spec"

Fuck I lolled

[Prince89x]

cod is shit, bc2 rocks and bc2 vietnam rocks!

[LordHMCI]

pfffttttt BC2 and MW2 are both crap .... there is just no FPS games like there used to be 10 yr ago. Games were made of high quality with not many problems and if there was probs they were quickly fixed. Players generally worked well together but now its all rush rush bang bang. FPS just isnt wot it used to be

[Goggsy06]

@LordHMCI Haha, ever heard of technological advancement? Games are way better due to it. Teh reason they were easily fixed 10 years ago is because there was hardly any programming involved and very little graphical content.

BC2 FTW!

[InsightVidya]

FUUUU quickscoping why the fuck do they give bolt action rifles low power scopes goddammit!

[th3sp0rk]

BC2 is better than MW2 but I don't like either.

[LeviticusAcc]

it's funny if u understand german ;D

[Triple25mm]

so true, just so true

[benzilabane]

This vid sumed up what I thought when the demo was out, so funny

BC2 Its a love hate thing at times.

[awesome14U]

I couldn't have summed it up better myself. I couldn't stop laughing, this is so funny it sucks! Why can't I ever play with a team that wants to play... rather than butt-f**king their buddies ass!? Well TG for Reach! At least people don't sit around and be snipe whores there...

[sahil07amz]

haha, he hasn't got the minimum spec

[ItsNicoTime]

immense vid. having a perfect team needs 3 recon guys max.

[Thermalburn]

Haha! this is so true! It pisses me off so much when everyone just sits on wookie hill. Today i even saw an Engineer camping at wookie hill!? was like O.o wtf!? really!?

[DragonOmegaX]

@Thermalburn LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[crankthatsailorboy]

I hate all these MW2 "pros" that just sit back snipe and spam morters. For fuck sake shove your k/d up your ass and start helping your team, your ruining the game.

[xResTriicTedx]

wow, hitler describes my teamamtes that i always get, he described them like 20 times throughout this vid

[Partyparasit6]

I´am german and hitler tells something other than you wrote..... but it perfectly works together xD

so funny :DDD

[Cmac787]

i hate that map

[wreckerlolzords]

"will everyone waiting for the UAV... piss off..." i know exactly how you feel hitler.

[ACromartieINT31]

BFBC rapes BFBC2, BFBC rapes COD4, and MW2, all u stoopid call of duty noobies probably havent even played it ( " )7

[TOBIjenster]

@ACromartieINT31 i have played it its horrible only hacker, rankcheater, spawnkiller, acr noobs, kniferunner, and fucking lag

[SufferingSarge]

@TOBIjenster well mw2 was SO MUCH FUN when it came out everyone loved it...it was the best thing ever.....until 4-5 months went be and well i dont really need to say anything

[wuzheredontcare]

@ACromartieINT31 bfbc2 rapes bfbc i believe

[deltaenforcer93]

lol i hate COD retards too!!!!

[Calibur43]

Greatest video for the greatest game.

[slidsarge225]

what movie is this?

[akiwahaha1]

wait wait, don't blame DICE, blame the players who rush in rambo or snipe poorly.

funny vid tho.

[Thumbface]

"don`t cry,he hasn`t got minimus spec" fucking class!

[CosmicDestroyer99]

N00b mountain..I hate that spot

[EFSpartan]

@CosmicDestroyer99 I counter that spot with Noob bush rocks on the defending end. After the first 5 min, they don't go on Noob mountain anymore.

[SmorianSilberIshens]

geil,wenn man das deutsche dazu hört ist es echt geil^^

awesome!

[alexjake56]

that wat i met MW2 fails

[WatershipCrown]

FAIL

hitler only plays hardcore where you can teamkill :D

[dmanschaumbizzie]

what is the name of this movie IRL?

[Willis53y]

@dmanschaumbizzie downfall

[1543V]

@Willis53y great movie

[killhim205]

lmao everything in this vid is SO true XD

[Noremac2020]

Nice use of this now classic genre.

[BeattieBullet94]

Hitlers right most people cant play for shit

[Lakers4J]

@mxrida97

Hahahha

[max124891]

LOL i fuckin PWN IN THE APACHE!

[Wonderkid44]

Bad company fucking rocks.. i HATE THIS MODERN WARFARE BASTARDS

[kokedude1]

dud cant agree more all my mw2 friends switch and still have no idea what being tactile is nOObs!

[ezmodeon]

LMAO! "I FUCKING PWN in the Apache!"

Great Vid 5/5

[DustMan2704]

Der Führer hat verdammt Recht!!!

FUCKING NOOBS!

[simpleFoundJumpsuit]

spread this video to the COD retards

[xNSxTY3]

WOW one video that sums up everything ive been thinking but with a funny Hitler twist... NICE!!

[eladbari]

@xNSxTY3 dude..i thought i was alone on this. usually like 99% think its totally fine to camp and play as lone wolf. they judge u by ur K\D ratio...while all the time u tried rushing in to save your team-and got killed in the way. stupid noobs..they should go play Counter strike :$

[hitlerscow]

@eladbari i'll have you know k/d means nothing at all in cs...

in a tournament for money the only thing that matters is the W

[plumbernumber]

okay !!!! okay !!!! you got my vote !!

best one around

[dbzfan797]

MOST FUNNIEST HITLER VID IN THE WHOLE OF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!! People who played BBC 1 will understand more :p

[taffwob]

If only Hitler was that spot on in reality.

[potichucz]

THIS IS BEST HITLER VIDEO EVER

[McAnkkuli]

"He hasn't got minimum specs.."

lol, true

[NWA90s]

camping isnt problem here, if u see a camper u put mortar strike or him, or spot him so every1 on my team sees him,

[ironmaidenfan78]

lol epic win! Half my team waits for that fucking UAV and 9/10 times will immediately go all lolololololololololololol and get pwned! "Fucking COD retards" XD

[alexjake56]

i hate the little kids in this game who camp if u camp u suk and modern warfare was a fail if u like that u suk

[ThatLameNinja]

modern warfare 2 was a fail not COD4

[chaclapa]

@ThatLameNinja you ever played BF2 if you did you wouldn't even have the time to THINK to say CoD4 is OK! haha CoD4 is fucking shit and BF series piss over CoD

[ThatLameNinja]

I HAVE played and cod4 is still awesome so piss off

[magnum9987]

Your lame alright. the FIRST BFBC beat the shit out of CoD4. BFBC2 beats the living shit out of MW2

[ThatLameNinja]

cod4 rapes BFBC

BFBC2 rapes everything so once again,

PISS OFF

[BruteCommando]

@ThatLameNinja

BFBC2 is hard on the system but still love the game it's the best thing out there right now, first game that took me away from BF2

[SullyIsPrime]

@ThatLameNinja bfbc is better then cod 4

[sktm06]

@ThatLameNinja lol COD noobs who don't know a damn thing about skill or teamwork. PLEASE PLEASE for the love of god stay in that shit game, no one wants u in BC2

[Lavell1TheElite]

@ThatLameNinja BF2 RAPES BC2

[ThatLameNinja]

@Lavell1TheElite wtf i posted that a year ago. and i agree it does, however this debate isnt about that game. also why are you yelling at me?

[ThatLameNinja]

@Lavell1TheElite wtf i posted that a year ago. and i wasnt thinking about that game sorry if i offended you...

[Leopardipzg]

@Lavell1TheElite FH2.4 RAPES BF2 RAPES BC2

[Lavell1TheElite]

@Leopardipzg fh2 is a mod for bf2 which makes it bf2 which brings me back to my statement bf2 rapes bc2

[Leopardipzg]

@Lavell1TheElite fh2.4 which will be out next month or july is a whole another game basically and brings graphics up to 2010s, so it rapes bf2

[Joebari192]

Thankyou finally someone with sense of a good game.I remember the good old BF1942 days then came Vietnam then came BF2 atleast it was made for team play.

[chaclapa]

BF 1942 was a superior WW2 game back then and guess what, it was released before CoD1, CoD1 was nothing compared to BF 1942 and thats the proof that BF has always been better, although they're 2 different types of FPS but I just love to show the almighty features in the BF series to the CoD kids, and then again, play tactically help your team, use your brain and dont care about kills, you get more XP if you be a team player and use tactics, SPOT ENEMIES! stick together as a squad not whole team

[ThePsychoReturns]

Man, was I disappointed that you couldn't teamkill in this game. There's no way to police your own team and get them to shape up.

Nothing is more pathetic than seeing an idiot in a ghillie suit snuggled up against a UAV console.

[swudeft]

@ThePsychoReturns

just go on servers with friendly fire activated ... there are some !!

[ThePsychoReturns]

Well, I can't find any. I guess I'll have to settle for using smoke grenades to fuck with them.

[EvanM56]

@ThePsychoReturns if you play hardcore u can teamkill.

[perfectdark158]

Play hardcore man, you can teamkill for days lol.

[greatesc498]

if you play hardcore you can teamkill

[ThatLameNinja]

in BC1 i always got TKed in the artillery it pissed me off

[garrett686]

omg soo true haha

[ortsed7]

"Noob Mountain" is now the official call out word we use for that peak on Valdez and has been since this video came out. Classic. Plus people jump out of the tanks all the time when they get hit just once - hilarious.

[CrdBrdProjects]

man, i love going up that mountain with a LMG and just camping any snipers that come up, they can't ever seem to figure out where i am either...

[GrayFox456]

They either jump out, or they think "LOLOLOLOLOL" and drive straight forward while I'm trying to repair them, get blown up, and then I get caught by the fire that the bloody tank was protecting me from.

[calmdude92]

Damn man.....All of this it true!!