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  • LOL I SHOVE FORTUNE COOKIE UP UR ASS LOLOLOLOLOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

  • Lmfao i listend to dis shyt atleast 30 tymes a day for da past week!! Dis shyt funny as fuuuuk lol

  • LOL

  • u made me crack up!!!

  • I NEED THE SHIT lol hahahaha funniest shit ever man, fukn brilliant!

  • I shove fortune cookie up your ass!! Hahaha

  • Lucius Tate reborn.

  • Omg I was dying laughing at this!! xD lmao

  • LOOOOOOOOL THIS GUY JUST CALLED ME !

  • Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah­ahahahahah

    

  • As a further note with America liberated Vietnam from Japanese tyranny in WW2. America fuck yeah!!!

  • It seems like the Chinese have a bit of time forgetting 1978 when the Vietnamese caned them in a war...

  • "I fuck u in da butt"

  • I'm dying! XDDDD

  • Subscribed!

  • LMFAO<3

  • No your grand-mother ! very old like a raisin xD

  • suck a dick chicken

    

  • Lol

    Like a some boooooooooo dee

  • "Are you chin-eez?" No... we Japaneez." "Well fuck you!"

  • 3:09 (Y)

    

  • i need this number....

  • deehrow can i speak to some

    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo dee

  • booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo DEE

  • WHAT IS THE NUMBER I MUST CALL THEM!!!!!!

  • You wanna here this *BANG* BANG* BANG*

  • "Fuck you Bic" LOL

  • fat u bit boy

  • go fuck viet- (he's thinkin' i failed there!)

  • I need a some boad-e who a speak a chinease. Lol .love this video.:))

  • BANG BANG BANG...UR GRANDMOTHA OLD LIKE RAISIN

  • LIK THE SOME BOOOODDDYYY XD best line

  • LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

  • Fuck yo mother

    Hahaha weak lmaoo

  • Yo grand moder old like rasin

  • HEYYOBIGBOOI

  • Lol

  • DUUEEEEEE

  • Booooooooooody

  • i need da chitttt

  • lol

  • Madfunny

  • OMG I found his restaurant number inbox me if u want it

  • funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Like a sombodeeee fuk yuh bic!

  • I love u in the most non homo sexual way ...lmao chop sticks up yo ayss :-D

  • I fuck yu ancestor an you moda ... LHFH

  • HAHAHAHHAAHAH

  • likeeeee sum boooody

  • Vroom Vroom From The Back LMAOOO c:

  • i fuck u in the butt LMAO L KILL U LOL

  • HAHAHAHAHA... 

  • i come wif 2 chopstick i shove up yo ass!

  • Fuk u bigg boiiii

  • :)

  • your grandmother very old like raisin ahahahahahah

  • fuck u todAY FUCK U BIG BOII

  • I need a some boody that can stick a chines is what I herd

  • like a sombooooooooooooooooodeeeeeeee­eeeee.......hahjaha

  • Hahahahahahahaha

  • old lika rasain

  • What number is this ?

  • "Duhhhhhh hello?" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO WATCH THIS! TOO FUNNY!

  • I luv this

  • Sounds like my chonny:')

  • So ASIAN!!

  • Hahahaha!!!!!! That is the funniest shit I have ever heard!!!!!!

  • Hahahahahaha

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha

  • HA your great

  • diu lei ge lou mou aaaaaaahhh!

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  • Someday omcho.

  • i fack u in de butt fack u today fack u biggg boiiiiiiiii

  • Lik a sam bode!

  • Haha I have loved this for years. Thank you for putting them together in one video.

  • lika som boooooooooooooooooooooode look i need to make an orda right naw

  • i go with 2 chopsticks and put up ur ass !!! LMFAOOOO!!!!!

  • Chop sticks and fortune cookie was funny LMFAO

  • Lmfaoooo

  • just .L.M.F.A.O.

  • WHAT YOU SAY TO ME ? XD

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    YOU ARE FUCKIN FUCKIN GAI I COME AND FUCK YOU TODAY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • lol "fuck u big boiii"

  • i so like your videos,your so awesome and funny,But I have two questions for you?Is the guys or women like really call the police or not?And are those people pretending and just being funny too?

  • i take chopsticks and shoove up ur asssssssssss

  • Fuck the both of u

    WAT THE HELL IS THIS

    "fuck the Viet,fuck the Chinese"

    U dum fuck it's not fun matter of fact

    It's a shit load of dog shit

    Wat the hell man it's not

    FUCKIN FUNNY

  • LOL!

  • I come with two chopstick shoved up ur ass.

    xDDD

  • so hilarious

  • lol the guy isn't even Japanese. He's Chinese.

  • lmfao 

  • go fuck yourself where r u from chaness fuck alll u poeple fuck all the asian poeple like a bowl of shit i dont like i dont like

  • no wait did u say to me i kill u i kill u with two cop sticks suve it up ur ass it is so funny

  • this is funny

    i fuck u in the buttt

    like ha some buty

  • fuck your motha

  • LMFAO this is soo funny <3

  • 2:25

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  • I shove fortune cookie up your ass!!!!!!

  • The best bit of this video is when the prank caller calls up with his normal voice, and the Chinese guy still unleashes with "FACK UR MAAAAADDAAAA >: ("

  • pow pow every body going die

  • u fuck u bitch i give u 500 dollar x2

  • VROOM VROOM FROM THE BACK!! XDDDD

  • are u really Asian and mad funny nice job

    like a som boad e

  • i do not know whyyyyyyy

  • 500$ i need the shit! i speak a vitnamese

  • you want to here this boom!boom!boom!

  • rofl!!

    

  • Ill shove two chap sticks up ur ass!! LMAO

  • su madre se una torta

    

  • MA-DHER!

  • Stop stealing ownageprank's videos...

  • that gunshot scared the shit out of me O_o

  • $500 dollars, das alot of money!

  • LOL

  • u grand mader very old like raisin

  • listen here bic boi like a sum boo dEEeee

  • FUNNY AS HELLL

    

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL!!!

  • The gun sounds like its being shot though water

  • I shove chop stix up yu ass!!

  • WTF this is just gay man why are you fucken doing this to people i'm only 10 and i'm watching this stupid stuff your a retarted mtoher fucken asshole dick face and you dumb racists dick

  • @JojoRockxx i'm very sorry my little cousin wrote this don't complain me his watching shit stuff on youtube on my account i think this is funny LOL like a sommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeoooo­oooodiie

  • This guy is the shit! <3

  • watching this in the library is a bad idea....

  • lmfao0ooo0o0o0o0o Omg dis wass funny im still diein xD

  • dont talk say WOK!

  • oww man this is very funny, but I feel sorry for any vetnamese person who show up at that restaurent and says he/she wants a take out order. definalty, this old dude will spit on that meal. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooool

  • Lol

  • OO

    So beutiful...

  • I've seen this thing like three or four times in the last month. Still funny :D :D :D

  • I CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • You granmadther very old like raison LOL!

  • dim dam dum ! hahahah

  • LLLOOOLLL!!!

  • LIKE A SOMEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O DEE!

  • Awesome!

  • thumbs up if supernoobs three brought you here!!!!!!!!

  • I love it. I love it[: makes me laugh every time!!

  • wat is the number???

  • like a some booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooodii

  • ur grandmuder very ol lik resin.... u wan 2 heer dis bang bang bang

  • Lolllll

    

  • Laughed my arse off

  • like a SSOOOOOOOMMMMMEEE BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­­­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O­O­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO­OO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO­OOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO­OOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO­OOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO­OOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO­OOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOO­O­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO­­OOOOOOODEE

  • this guy sounds sexyyy

  • subscribe if ugot a like outta this... damn funniest stuf ih eard in a while

  • lol xP

  • this shit is hilarious " fuck u fuck ur muddha, i fuckin kill all da vietnamese" madddddd funnny

  • like a some booooooooooodi i am freeking subscibing and liking

  • This was really funny

  • lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dis shit is toooo funnyyy

  • that was tooooo funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy way you say that!!

  • FACK YO MUDDAR!. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH.... and LIKE UH SOMBOOODDEE!.

  • wow amazing lol i cant stop laughing

  • 54 people work at Chinese takeout restaurants.

  • lika sum-booooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo-dee

  • fuck this man being racise to saian people im asian why u wanna fuck around with me huh asian boy man... dont get fuck up with asian boy

  • @sawseemo nego shing shong? LIKE UH SOOOOMBOOOOOOOODE

  • i watched this shit so many times and it gets funnier every time

  • Lol

    

  • Hahahahha that was fuckin hilarious ahhahahahhah

  • yur grandmudeer veri old, like raisin. LOL.

  • hahahahaha , sum'ma boooooooo di

  • Watch this almost every week, just so i can member what he says so i can say it at school.

  • best funny video on YouTube