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  • God is Great.

  • Finish her.

  • wow where is the voodoo ?¿

    voodoo - dota or hon xD

  • in the sidebar this shows up as '100 year old lady presumed dead wok' so i had to click and find out, how anyone of any age could be presumed to be a dead wok, did it burn all the rice and couldn't be cleaned even with steel wool

  • Imagine your heart beating non-stop for 100 yrs.

  • its like god said uh uh your time aint up yet....no early retirement get back to work

  • What he said.....

  • god gave her a second chance :) isn't that sweet?

  • It's So CreePy!! Smh

  • poor lady, she probably has no idea where she is , but people are sick of taking care of her and presumed her dead.

  • awwww she looks so fragile !!!!!

  • And the weird part is she was already embalmed

  • they want her to die

  • @miamibabii77 Yeah it looks like they are thinking

    DAMN! Won't she ever quit?!

  • @Apostroable What's this nonsense about Judgement Day? Also, would it be possible for you to type correctly. The reason why I am concerned with what happens in America (by America I assume you mean the USA) is because, shockingly enough, what happens in one country can affect other countries also. I'm not too bothered by blacks existing, as long as they don't expect special treatment for something that happened in the past, and as long as they attempt to act like human beings.

  • The only "miracle" here is that any human could actually survive to such an old age in that God-forsaken country.

  • @Apostroable Are you going to ignore why Abe freed the slave? Kind of seems important to me, considering it had a vast impact on the future and all, but hey, there I go actually thinking things through. If it were up to me I wouldn't have bought those nigger slaves off the other niggers, Arabs and Jews, better to leave them in their 3rd world shit hole to die while the rest of the world goes on.

  • @Apostroable Also, tell me which God we're talking about please, there's more than one God and more than one religion. "God works in mysterious ways" is a half arsed attempt at giving reason to something you don't understand.

  • @Apostroable I've already told you what a nigger is, and you've answered that question yourself. It is a derogatory slur towards people of African descent, just like honky, cracker and countless other slurs are used towards white, but we just have to put up with it now don't we. People constantly criticise white pride, saying that we shouldn't be proud of something we had nothing to do with, then that also means we shouldn't feel guilt about what our ancestors did.

  • @Apostroable Remember that the Egyptians, other Northern African countries and the Arabs also used African slaves, do they have to put up with the niggers shit? The Ottoman Empire used European slaves, the Incas and Aztecs used slaves from other cultures, and they all would have still today if given the opportunity. The only reason Abraham Lincoln opposed slavery was because the other guy was for it, it was little more than a means of getting elected.

  • @Apostroable Which God are we talking about? Poseidon, Thor, Brahma, Edo or the rest? It's been shown that different species can breed, Homo Sapiens and Neanderthals have breed together (which created Caucasians and Asians) and Homo Sapiens and Homo Erectus' (Africans). Since they can breed together of course we can breed with blacks. Blacks weren't treated any differently than whites were, Arabs were, Asians were, Amerindians were etc. We've all be dicks to each other at one point in history.

  • @Apostroable I'm not envious of them and I've done nothing wrong. They aren't the same as us, it's been proven time and time again, they're a different sub-species of Homo Sapien, but just because that goes against your idealistic beliefs that we're all equal you ignore it.

  • were they going to embalm her or not?.. omg.. getting embalmed alive.. then thats murder...

  • This video is not showing everything! "What the hell do you mean she woke up?" So I have to give this insurance check back? Hand me a damn brick! NOBODY is ruining my trip to Vegas! I'm sorry Aunt Gladys! Carry on Pastor....you were quoting from Psalms I believe?

  • @Apostroable When did I show envy? There's nothing to be envious about with those creatures, they can't even tell if someone is dead or not, Christ, most people around the world can figure that out. Also, are you implying that carrying on actions of our ancestors are wrong, the same ancestors that created the numeral system, explored the universe without leaving the planet, discovered gravity, created some of the greatest pieces of music and literature, that's a problem?

  • @Skippyraptor The only two groups of humans that haven't contributed to humanity and niggers and kikes, both who have leached off other humans since they were conceived.

  • @Skippyraptor When you say 'kike' do you mean Jews? Are you forgetting the number of Jewish Nobel Prize winners? Have you heard of the Nobel Prize? You get it for being i) intelligent and ii) contributing something to humanity.

  • @blueray1969 Implying the Nobel Prize isn't rigged, for Christ sake Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize, what did he do? All he was was a Zionist puppet.

  • @Skippyraptor lol - yep you're right. Every single NP was rigged, that's why they were all Jewish? No wait,l they weren't all Jewish were they. Just because Obama got one, it undermines all the others?

  • Youtube needs a Subtitle button ASAP!!!!

  • @Apostroable I'm not American either. I call Jews kikes and most Arabs I'm fairly chilled with, and every group of people have treated someone else like shit, why should whites be treated the worst for their past actions?

  • whimpered from the old lady: killll meeee

  • Damn! Can't Grand ma get some rest and some sleep round here

  • she prolly was dead and her heart started beating again , it happens xD

  • why the fuck are they all standing around this poor woman on the floor? fucking get her into a hospital bed and give her some water at least shes probably extremley dehydrated and looks very weak. Dont just stand around her while she lying on the floor...help her!

  • wok up? bitch this ain't a chinese restaurant

  • @ohboyhey2k4 heck yeah!!!

  • Continuation on this dumb fuck called Skippy raptor, who has probably fucked his mother and his sister. Guess that would make that you daughter you piece of shit. Fuck you and your stupid ass nationally

  • Skippy shut the fuck up. You're the only nigger up here. Idol goys

  • @Apostroable White colonists bought slaves from other African tribes, Jewish slavers and Arabian slavers. The niggers in the USA have been given much more than any white could possibly hope for yet the niggers continue to act like just that... niggers.

  • @Apostroable Implying blacks leave whites alone, look at the statistics black on white crimes, then look at the statistics of Asian on white crime or vice versa, believe me, at least whites and Asians know how to act like humans most of the time, even the majority of the Hispanics do, apart from those embarrassing few they must put up with. If blacks are so proud of their heritage then why not go back to Africa and improve conditions in their own homeland?

  • wow thats a blessing ! God Wasn't Ready To Take Her . To Be 100 she's beautiful i hope to see 100 or + !

  • is she dead?

    

  • she wok up and wok'd all the way home!

  • of course someone would assume she was dead!!!! have you seen her!!!?

  • @Apostroable No, a nigger is a black person.

  • @Skippyraptor YOU COME TO MY TERRITORY AND CALL SOMEONE A NIGGER OR EVEN USE THE TERM NIGGER I PROMISE YOU ITS GONNA BE SOME PROLLEMS SO I SUGGEST YOU USE YOUR TERMS CAREFULLY...WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE CALLED YOU A CRACKER OR A HONKY OR WAT EVA THE HECK YOU ARE...BE CAREFUL WAT YOU SAY.

  • @LilRicosuave22 Nigger. Also, being called cracker or honky doesn't offend me, I'm an adult, I know those words are just pathetic attempts at offending me, I don't go ape shit when I hear a word. Learn to use capitalisation sparingly and realise that it isn't your "peoples" language, go back to the jungles and deserts of Africa if you're so proud of being a nigger.

  • wow....... this is amazing.... 

  • Looks like a backwards shit country with no idea if someone is dead or not.

  • you little bastards who put my old ass in the morgue? i wish your daddy was here he would whoop your ass. sons of bitches. give me that damn cigarette .. get them goddamn cameras outta my face! motherfucker give me the keys to the cadillac i'm out.

  • 1:23 "Baby, give me a puff of that cigarette...and who in the hell thought I was dead, and why are there cameras surrounding me?"

  • Poor lady was napping and they threw her in a meat truck.

  • This shit happens in 3rd world countries. Your suppose to have a professional doctor pronounce her dead after an examination. Jow is it spelled (coroner) that's y bodies lay at crime sceens for some time before they are moved. To gather evidence and to have to coroner to come and pronounce the victum dead...

  • Omg, i think this one guy is handing here a cigarette?!!

  • this is the ZOMBIE mod people :D

  • there like fuck she aint dead now i aint gettin her money..

  • @danny1760

    what money?

  • yeoo i bet she smoked that crazy weed my pops was tellin me about ... he said it turns you into a zombie after you smoke it, haha... damn haitians crazy these days

  • The anchorman looks like Gomez from the Adams Family

  • those people are freaking real life zombies. It's that voodoo shit, it's real.

  • looks like Mr.House from New Vegas

  • I watched a documentary about a man who also woke up after being put in a morgue. It was seriously interesting. Pretty cool stuff! He had died from a car accident. When I die, I'd love to get a second chance at life.

  • omg a zombie!

  • I guess the first thing one wants after resurrection is a cigarette! @ 1:23

  • @fordtruxdad Better giv' her a pancake wit Thet smoke!

  • Is she one of those haitian voo doo zombies?

  • SHE MISSED THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA!

  • Omg that is super crazy!!

  • am i the only one thinks the old woman is creepy?

  • @Rippsta99 genius she's 100years old!

  • @jazzysistabigbones did i ask for u to tell me how old she is i can see from the title u bastard

  • @Rippsta99 No my dear my father was in my life, although you being an idiot is inexcusable.

  • @jazzysistabigbones and u being a troll is aswell but i forgive u for that

  • @Rippsta99 Lol, did I touch a nerve my dear? Wow you anticipated my response too funny!

  • @jazzysistabigbones okay im done arguing with a lady not even over youtube ill do it so have a nice day sweet thang

  • sounds like voodoo stuff

  • if only i knew what the fuck he is saying

  • god bless her

  • i disagree wit sum of the comments on life support.my great-grandmother was on life support and dey said she wasnt go make it but she pulled through and she still alive 2day and also my aunt was life support and she pulled through it to now she wlkin and driving lik nothing neva happened so life support can save people lifes

  • WHOS THE DOCTOR THAT PT HER IN THE MORGUE! COME HERE ASSHOLE YOU ARE FIRED.

  • Wok? Wok up?

    aaaaaah , okay , my chinese food is ready.

  • SHE WAS JUST SLEEPING!. Retards.

  • what did he just say?

  • Just wait, give her 5 more minutes.

  • After watching this I can't help to think... Let this poor lady die. What the hell is she going to do now? That body is useless.

  • @wavepsychic I know.seriously she looks like she's already dead.She shouldn't be able to move with a body like that.When my great great grandma was alive she was over 100 and she didn't even look that bad.She could get up and walk or whatever.

  • @5TAILEDNARUTO I don't know why she woke up when she can't even talk to tell us where she been. There was a man who was dead for a week and he said he doesn't remember where he was or anything.

    Anyway I see death as a big part of life. We are excited to have these bodies since they are very useful to us. But when the body is no longer useful just give it up! I NEVER want to be in a nursing home. Just let me go!

  • @wavepsychic So if you're on life support you want me to just pull the plug for you?

  • @5TAILEDNARUTO YES! GOD DAMN IT! YES!

    Tell me why the fuck would I want to live on life support? That's not a great life. What enjoyment or pleasure I ask you could I possible get from that? That is gross and disgusting. I do not want my body left alive while it's gross and disfigured while my mind faculties aren't even present. So just tell me why would it be a good idea to keep old people on life support? Especially when SO MANY young men and women die in these wars who had fine bodies!

  • @wavepsychic I really don't know what's the point of having somebody on life support.Some people just don't know how to let people die in peace.Life support isn't really living in the first place.

  • @5TAILEDNARUTO Exactly! Just let them go. And if you believe we are conscious then our consciousness is eternal and closer then we think. We are all together when we die anyway.

  • She's probably like. I was just sleeping! lol

    This isn't the first time someone was pronounced dead and woke up.

  • people die and comback to life all the time. it doesnt mean they are zombies.

  • hahha what is he sayin !

  • DOUBLE POINTS!!!!!!

  • The comments on here about what God decided for her is absolutely messed up. That is a blessing that she is alive. I guess there are some devils on here, but then what would the good be without the bad?

  • I take a nap and you guys think I'm dead?

  • Dang. She already looks dead, she might as well be so

  • Omg took me a minute to realize he was actually talking in french!

  • lol, jesus was the first zombie!

  • thank Jesus! :)

  • why are you guys so noisy let me get my nap dammit!

  • Zombie.

  • she must of been dead tired

  • Thank god most of us will die before we get that old.

  • She must was sleeping hard as hell... Damn!

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  • Resident Evil 11 [Sudan City]

  • angels don't leave

  • Wtf... why is she on the floor? Get her to a bed and give her food and water.

  • Maybe this video can show humanity God can make the dead alive again so you would know you will be raised and live again after your death in judegement day.

  • She looks like a corpse.

  • TV's in Haiti?! I've seen everything now!!

  • The poor woman must have been quite upset waking up in a Morgue. I think I'd want a cigarette after such a harrowing experience, too. But it would have been nice for them to make her a bit more comfortable and bring her some water and a pillow. I hope she lives long enough to laugh about the experience. It's not surprising that this happens with a lack of doctors and proper facilities and perhaps people qualified or with a stethascope to check for vitals. She's a strong old lady!

  • 200 years ago the slaves brought to Haiti revolted and it became an independant nation. From having been occupied by the French, French was the national language. Haiti is a very poor country with poor education particularly in the areas far from cities and business districts. So many of those who live in the villages speak a Patois which is French mixed with other dialects. The news man was spoke French though the Haitian accent may make it difficult to understad.

  • @Boothacus1 Haiti sounds and looks like a god aweful shit hole?

  • @TheStaticage01 Not sure I understand your question. Do I think that? I think it is a place that needs a lot of rebuilding from the earth quake which was beyond devastating. Any place that suffers a natural disaster isn't going to be heaven on earth and not many would choose to live there right now, though the citizens have no choice.

  • @boothacus The reason I put a question mark at the end is because it was a rhetorical question-I didn't actually expect to get a response?-because its a rhetorical question.I say MAKE THE FRENCH DEAL WITH IT!But they won't!All countries should view Haiti as an example as WHAT NOT TO DO ecologically or economically. They've torn the bulk of their rainforrest down=a constant threat of floods,and every person who takes the reings to lead there take the peoples money-ity terrible! I feel bad 4 them!

  • wow crazy

  • That would literally scare the living shit out of me!!

  • GOD, ITS MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!

  • meanwhile in Haiti...

  • To all that thinks its a joke. I am a living testimony . Because it happen to me here in S.C. When i was about 28 the pronounce me dead., and took me to the morgue. and when the doctors came back to finish with me i was moving.And almost 20 years later here i am still here.

  • @sincere405 i had a friend in a car wreck and was pronounced dead an the car it took 45 mint,s to get hem out with the jaw,s of life then sum how he came back to life he died about 10,s year,s after not from cash about 25 years ago

  • subtitiles ? uhh i speak english..

  • chuck norris woke her up

  • fuck the end of the world its close! almost 2012

  • @cobrastomas you are an imbecile if you actually think the world is going to end in 2012....

  • Oh putain il parlait français j'avais pas compris

  • OLD LADY PRESUMED DEAD WOK UP << This has to be THE WEIRDEST stir fry recipe I have heard about..

  • Damn the entire village is in the morgue

  • this goes to prove that GOD can do anything!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrTramaine22 the poor thing was probably taking a nap

  • The lady wakes from the dead and all they can do is lay her in the floor...huh?

  • I bet she wishes she was dead with all those animals jibbering around her.

  • I can totally understand this entire video

  • @candyapplecarnage LOL!!!!!!

  • Crazy Voodoo fuckers!~

  • @cyclos12 DUDE!!!! YOU READ MY FREAKING MIND!!!!! MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!!!!

  • thats crazy she weanted one last puff

  • Damn. O.o

  • thank god they did not cremate.

  • @terryprideaux

    LMFAO

  • that must be a long ass nap....

  • english please!

  • Only in Haiti

  • En anglais s'il vous plait.

  • this after being embalmed and all

  • Damn..bitch won't die.. You got to admit she badass for cheatin death

  • 1st, i would of ran!!! 2nd, damn can somebody translate for me?? lol

  • give her water!!!! she needs liquid to keep that pussy alive u fuckin morons!

  • @fyte4luv808 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWW!!!!!!!!

  • She loooks like she's dying anyway.

  • It happens more often than you think!

  • damn she looks dead

  • Hope that doesn't happen to me when I'm buried I want 20 phones in my coffin hooked up with the best network signal just in case

  • @MyMillions123 hahaha.... makes me wanna do this too.. haha

  • Whys he giving her a cigarette?

  • @MsAngel703

    Her last puff.

  • Well, she's old and probably was sleeping. With the shortage of food and water over there they were in a hurry to get her out! I know I didn't just see someone give her a drag of a cig @121??? Holy crap, they really want her dead!!

  • fuck that i would of ran LOL

  • she was probably unconscious or something

  • He looks like Tyler Perry

  • This has happened many times in the past as it does today in less developed or neglected funeral rites. If the doctors do not examine the body properly the person could just be n a coma like state. Showing no trace of life. This usually happens in a quick burial situation. She dies this mourn. Tonite we will bury her."omg' she's not really dead. People have been buried alive because of this.

  • Voodoo shit?

  • Ah the first of the zombies.

    It has begun.

  • @Skeletonwitharaygun Too many video games have skewed your judgment idiot. The people that should have been looking after her just left this woman with the nursing home and her family didn't want responsibilty for her and her care takers were tired of looking after her so they presumed her dead and sent her to the morgue. For you to make a zombie land comparison shows that you are not old, don't care about anyone who is, and would make a joke about the whole thing. What a piece of shit you are.

  • @fishguru73 Broski, It was a joke. Chill the hell out.