Global solutions he can profit on with his carbon taxes
I wonder does he pay the carbon taxes on his Occidental Oil shares he got from his Dad ,a guy who did open business with the former Communists of the former Soviet Union (he hid his stock shares in his Mom's name)?
How much does he pay on his huge mansion(one of the biggest private homes in America)?
The fact is CO2 is part of the carbon cycle,crucial to the water cycle ,It is Carbon Monoxide that is the poison,,But Gore is a scammer
Al Gore said Friday (June 10th) that the temperature of the earth a few kilometer's down reaches several millions of degrees. LOL! The surface of the SUN doesn't even reach that temperature. The guy is a PSYCHO. He's bought and paid for to spew his global warming BS to the idiots that believe him.
@beesleeper Really? We do? Please cite where any of us said any of those things. You have no idea what the Tea Party is about, so you childishly use a homophobic term to deride us and then make up "facts" about us. Pathetic.
@beesleeper The comment on your profile is correct. "I think you are boring. And the mentality of a 14 year old chld." You can't discuss any of this with the intelligence or knowledge of an adult.
Just like Reverend Nancy Pelosi's "Word" speech to her congregation of the United States Church, Al Gore's poem demonstrated how the 60's LSD Culture suffered some form of permanent brain damage, and these are the people making life decisions for all of us!
Never mind the environment tell us all about your new mansion, lord albert. Al's crib on MTV! Complete with bling and stokin' tunes! "Al, is this the master bedroom? No, cyndi, this is the guest closet, huuuh, huuuh, huuuh! Look at all the little people you can see from here!"
al's endangering our atmosphere by reading that eloquent piece of BS. He's emitting unnecessary C02. We won't be able to have protests anymore not because it's unfavorable to the liberals but because they are damaging our earth. And you wont be able to live in the suburbs anymore because that's an inefficient use of energy. You'll have to live with all the niggas in the city. No more mexican food cause it makes you fart. We'll have to deport the whole southern part of California.
Al Gore Poem: "One thin September soon, a floating continent disappears in 'MIDNIGHT SUN', vapors rise as fever settles on an acid sea. Neptune's bones dissolved. Snow glides from the 'mountain', 'ICE FATHERS' floods for a season, a hard rain comes quickly, then dirt is parched,
kindling is placed in the forest for the lightning celebration. Unknown creatures take their leave unmourned, horsemen ready their stirrup's. Passion seeks hero's and friends, the 'BELL' of the city, on the 'hill' is rung, the 'Shepherd' cries, the hour of choosing has arrived."
in my 18 years of existence ive noticed a pattern with the weather. in the winter, its cold. in the summer, its hot. in the fall, its cool, and in the spring, its warm. global warming is bullshit.
If you listen to his words, he's describing 9/11, only he doesn't even know it...What an idiot that strolls the halls of CNN looking for a mentally challenged interviewer who can also pretend that she caught him strolling the halls of CNN, while he's pretending he's really on his way somewhere. What a bunch of bad actors....somebody give them that razzie award for the worst act of the year 2009 and that's really hard to accomplish with all the bad acts he followed!
Somebody should put a stopwatch on all of the polar ice caps, which Gore promises us will all melt away in the next five years.
As for Gore's apocalyptic poem, Rod McKuen was better and a lot more entertaining. If the cimate change industry ever goes bust, Gore can always find work at Hallmark.
Gore is well on his way to becoming billionaire off of the global warming fraud--which has had to be adjusted to 'climate change' because, by all measurements, the earth has actually gotten colder for the last seven years. But let's not allow details to distract us. Just as President Obama insists that a healthcare bill--ANY healthcare bill--must be passed NOW to avert a catastrophe, Gore's alarmist rantings are supposedly to head off a future that is certain only in his own mind.
OMFG no shit...who can seriously take this shit serious...i cant beleive the reporter wasn't about to crack up then gouge her own eyes our....Al gore is a fucking nut case plain and simple and any of you fuck ups that like this and take it serious..get your own fucking heads checked...you're rats following the pied piper
I think he should be awarded a 2nd nobel peace prize, the Bridport prize, Carlo Betocchi Poetry Prize, Golden Wreath of Struga Poetry Evenings, Griffin Poetry Prize, Nobel Prize in Literature, Nosside International Poetry Prize, Rhysling Award, Strokestown Poetry Prize, and have his genesis book record for being the largest pile of crap ever to live updated.
The epic suck in this is...epic. What a blow hard. And you just KNOW he thinks it's reeeeally good...I bet the CNN girl was shifting uncomfortably wondering how the hell she got that gig...
he is such an idiot, does he really think someone will like this "poem"? he is so self absorbed and delusional it ain't even funny, but this is DAMN FUNNY HAHAHAHA DOUCHE!!!
he should have read his PO - EM this WAY ...IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR
BAHAHAHA! Al Gore. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*whew!*
Quite possibly, this nutcase if the most unintentionally hilarious goofball on the planet! No wonder he's the front man for the church of global warming religious nutbags!
HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Al Gore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
say what you want to, but Gore is hilarious. i think he gets this year's "Sonny Bono: Doing the Most with Least" award 'neptunes' bones are melting?' lol
here is my poem... Al Gore you are a tree huggin whore.. the more I hear your shit , the more I want to vomit.
Please Gore go bank another tree huggin whore. Your toothpick dick will surely fit in that caribou just for you ! The trees are in lust with you, but I could not give a fuck about you.
This retard almost became our president. When are you idiot liberals going to realize your candidates are nothing but empty suit idiots? Johnson, Carter, Clinton, and the messiah. OMG!
Good grief! Al Gore is laughing all the way to the bank! You idiots who believe in this nonsense deserve you environmental Bernie Madoff... aka.. Al Gore.
Al Gore "the inconvenient truth." The only inconvenience is for him, b cuz he's a big fat liar and got caught at it too. He's a fucking moron with no concience!
My room is comfortably small With rubber lining the walls And there's someone always calling my name He calls when I'm alone And he calls when I'm not home And he calls when I'm stuck out in the rain I'm insane I'm insane I'm insane I'm insane -by "tmbg"
Here's my poem to Al Gore: All day long I rant and fret. Preach Global warming from my private-jet. Snow, 3 ft. deep in Buffalo. Oh, this is winter? How would I know?
Now unite and organize yourselves against climate change believers. They are against working families as they want to kill jobs by raising taxes on business.
Stand up against environmentalists. That way of thinking is backward. Look forward to a time when jobs will be plentiful again!
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Gillz17, jobs are plentiful for lobbyists of Drug Companies, Oil and Gas Companies, and Insurance Companies. The public interest is not being considered.
One scientist who did not release all data changes nothing.
There are many things that can be done that save money and create jobs. Bush economics killed jobs, tax cuts did nothing but make the rich richer. Why does poverty increase under Republicans?
It got worse starting '07 - when the Dems took over. Lobbiests!?! Their 'health care' bill that does nothing to reduce drug costs and forces people to buy from an insurance company (vs. self-insure, which most lg. employers do). Oil rose slowly under Bush 'till '07 when it rose abt. $5/barrel/wk until mid june '08 when he removed executive order banning offshore drilling; it plummetted. Congress did same and it's rising since Jan. Soros owns Climate/Health pushers to make more $. Al's funny.
He's an embarassment to the frickin' world, and that covers some nasty territory. If he had the courage of his 'convictions' he'd stop exhaling CO2 for a few minutes and do mankind a favor.
But, of course, he's poised to become the firs green billionaire...
Google Al Gore + Armand Hammer. No one would have ever heard of Albert were it not for the commie Hammer who made Gore Sr.'s carrer.
This reminds me of the poetry from the Vogons (The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy).
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly?thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchis on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,/ Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
The guide says that Vogan poetry is "the third worst poetry in the Universe". So is Al's #1 or #2?
"Vogon Poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem, Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off ... ."
"The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth"
As we watch this crew in D.C. sell us down the river to a NWO , create socialism on the America's shores, and loot the pockets of every taxpayer. You have to wonder when we will say enough. I do not want Al Gore to make another penny of his lies. No more curly light bulbs.
I puked a little. Sounds like Forest gump talking about his box of chocolates. Life is like a box of chocolates, you gotta eat em fast or they will melt like the ice caps and mama said I would grow up to be a real con man because i fail at everything I do!
Al Gore=Ra's Al Ghul
rehwr 1 week ago
Global solutions he can profit on with his carbon taxes
I wonder does he pay the carbon taxes on his Occidental Oil shares he got from his Dad ,a guy who did open business with the former Communists of the former Soviet Union (he hid his stock shares in his Mom's name)?
How much does he pay on his huge mansion(one of the biggest private homes in America)?
The fact is CO2 is part of the carbon cycle,crucial to the water cycle ,It is Carbon Monoxide that is the poison,,But Gore is a scammer
impkap 4 weeks ago
31,000, yes THIRTY ONE THOUSAND, American scientists have declared global warming is not/has not been caused by man/ humans.
No wait, Gore knows best.
Stupid liberals,
sandsucker1 4 months ago
Al Gore said Friday (June 10th) that the temperature of the earth a few kilometer's down reaches several millions of degrees. LOL! The surface of the SUN doesn't even reach that temperature. The guy is a PSYCHO. He's bought and paid for to spew his global warming BS to the idiots that believe him.
icer22x 8 months ago
@icer22x HARRO ICER!
AlexRGravlin 8 months ago
@AlexRGravlin HARRO!
icer22x 8 months ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
icer22x 8 months ago
Tea Baggie Republicans DO THE BIDDING of Koch Industries.
Tea Baggie Republicans never discuss the 70 BILLION in waste in the DOD budget.
Tea Baggie Republicans defend TAXDOLLAR-FUNDED SUBSIDIES FOR BIG BUSINESS (Oil, pharmaceuticals, agriculture) TO THE TUNE OF TENS OF BILLIONS.
Tea Baggies defend at all costs the super-wealthy "top" 400 Americans have more wealth than HALF of all Americans combined.
Then they say poor children, poor mothers, teachers and the elderly are the problem.
beesleeper 10 months ago
@beesleeper Really? We do? Please cite where any of us said any of those things. You have no idea what the Tea Party is about, so you childishly use a homophobic term to deride us and then make up "facts" about us. Pathetic.
AlexRGravlin 8 months ago
@AlexRGravlin
The unAmerican, pro-corporate, anti-worker Tea Baggie Tantrum is over
beesleeper 8 months ago
@beesleeper Congratulations on hiding from the question altogether. You're so courageous. Weak troll. Try harder.
AlexRGravlin 8 months ago
@AlexRGravlin
REPUBLICANS DON'T HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE OR STAMINA TO LIVE IN THE KIND OF SOCIETY THEY ADVOCATE FOR OTHERS
beesleeper 8 months ago
@beesleeper Really? That's the best you've got? Talking points and hostile rhetoric? You can't actually discuss this intelligently?
AlexRGravlin 8 months ago
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@beesleeper The comment on your profile is correct. "I think you are boring. And the mentality of a 14 year old chld." You can't discuss any of this with the intelligence or knowledge of an adult.
AlexRGravlin 8 months ago
Bill Clinton knows poetry is for to thank bimbos for blowjobs.
Skeptic121 1 year ago
Oh! Here come the water works! (sobbing)
Al - you idiot.
cano21 1 year ago
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LOL!!! Goddamn what a !@#$ing GONAD!
billybillovich 1 year ago
LOL!!! Goddamn what a !@#$ing GONAD!
billybillovich 1 year ago
Al Gore IS the TOOL
theArtOfSodality 1 year ago
Just like Reverend Nancy Pelosi's "Word" speech to her congregation of the United States Church, Al Gore's poem demonstrated how the 60's LSD Culture suffered some form of permanent brain damage, and these are the people making life decisions for all of us!
MCFergy 1 year ago
Liberals can Cut their Carbon Emissions by Stopping Breathing!
'Global Warming' is the Biggest Scam in the History of the World.
It is Simply an Attempt to Control everyone via One World Governance, which would cause Everyone except the Elitists to live in Poverty.
3martijns 1 year ago
Never mind the environment tell us all about your new mansion, lord albert. Al's crib on MTV! Complete with bling and stokin' tunes! "Al, is this the master bedroom? No, cyndi, this is the guest closet, huuuh, huuuh, huuuh! Look at all the little people you can see from here!"
vllmer 1 year ago
what a fuckin freak!
starykazol 1 year ago
This is the most amazing poem I've ever heard. Liked.
xklawenx 1 year ago
al's endangering our atmosphere by reading that eloquent piece of BS. He's emitting unnecessary C02. We won't be able to have protests anymore not because it's unfavorable to the liberals but because they are damaging our earth. And you wont be able to live in the suburbs anymore because that's an inefficient use of energy. You'll have to live with all the niggas in the city. No more mexican food cause it makes you fart. We'll have to deport the whole southern part of California.
Guilddude2 1 year ago
Al's handlers need to get him some better material.
His brain is a bowl of soggy cereal.
Al Gore howls at the moon.
A batshit crazy globalist loon.
Al's Day After Tomorrow-
a tit job from Hillary,
and a blow job from Bono
Al Gore is polishing his tool.
He thinks you are all a bunch of gullible fools.
Cytacon 1 year ago
@Cytacon Wooohaaahhaaa!!
Al Gore will never be President and he will never be Bono.
endgammer 1 year ago
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I don't even think he is on drugs?
elwap0 2 years ago
Al Gore Poem: "One thin September soon, a floating continent disappears in 'MIDNIGHT SUN', vapors rise as fever settles on an acid sea. Neptune's bones dissolved. Snow glides from the 'mountain', 'ICE FATHERS' floods for a season, a hard rain comes quickly, then dirt is parched,
2222554 2 years ago
Al Gore Poem (cont.)
kindling is placed in the forest for the lightning celebration. Unknown creatures take their leave unmourned, horsemen ready their stirrup's. Passion seeks hero's and friends, the 'BELL' of the city, on the 'hill' is rung, the 'Shepherd' cries, the hour of choosing has arrived."
2222554 2 years ago
He's just "all kinds" of creepie. Yikes.
sweatintotheoldies 2 years ago
What a complete loser
1776iscoming 2 years ago
is he goin to give up the tax payers jet mom / dads oil stocks and cole mine ????????? thats real change
cantgetright2012 2 years ago
LMAO...damn ! Al you're a man of many hats,a tin-foil sombrero is one of them.Your book makes great reading for the shit house rats.
peterlows 2 years ago
Come on guys show a little respect... Al Gore is being super Serial!
ImaculateSludge 2 years ago
lol douchebag
JATWorldWide 2 years ago
Hey, Al... what's your hidden agenda? It can't be only for the money!
paulmiltonrobicheaux 2 years ago
in my 18 years of existence ive noticed a pattern with the weather. in the winter, its cold. in the summer, its hot. in the fall, its cool, and in the spring, its warm. global warming is bullshit.
tipdrip215 2 years ago 2
An Oscar. A Nobel prize. I guess we know which direction the winds blow.
unchickified 2 years ago
Now it's time for a Pulitzer....
unchickified 2 years ago
Proof liberals are INSANE!
LiberalsAreWeak 2 years ago 4
Proof Gore is a Vogon
todAnthony 2 years ago 3
If you listen to his words, he's describing 9/11, only he doesn't even know it...What an idiot that strolls the halls of CNN looking for a mentally challenged interviewer who can also pretend that she caught him strolling the halls of CNN, while he's pretending he's really on his way somewhere. What a bunch of bad actors....somebody give them that razzie award for the worst act of the year 2009 and that's really hard to accomplish with all the bad acts he followed!
klg1956 2 years ago
RUN AWAY! it's ALGORE-"THE CARBON WHORE"
wolfgangfaust 2 years ago
wow he is such an idiot !!!!!!!!!
ArUrDy 2 years ago
What a joke!!! This fraud takes himself way too seriously....
icdedpl 2 years ago
Is it just me, or is this douche bag more and more starting to resemble a Batman villian?
"Don't look now, Robin, but I think Mr. Meltwown is reading some poetry."
rick2580 2 years ago
why does the big fat man hate y e l l o w d o t so much?
it comes in the e a s t every morning, and it gets warm.
what is wrong with this? is he crazy?
wolfgangfaust 2 years ago
How did the "reporter" keep a straight face during that? Unbelievable.
glove3434 2 years ago
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haha i know right!?!?!?!?
ArUrDy 2 years ago
@glove3434 Because she's retarded!
klg1956 2 years ago
Al you are one of the biggest frauds ever.
eurwp4 2 years ago
"neptune's bones dissolve" LOL
eurwp4 2 years ago
Doesn't Fat Bastard know that every time he reads that piece of crap, he is emitting dangerous Co2 gasses into the atmoshpere?
If he really cared about the environmnent, he would keep his trap shut. Or better yet, just stop breathing!
rick2580 2 years ago
The Nodel Poetry Prize will be his soon.
Roachenator 2 years ago
Oh, and don't forget, they will make a new Emmy category: Best Poetry Reading In A Hallway On A Cable News Program.
rick2580 2 years ago
LOON
Roachenator 2 years ago
HE'S TOTALLY BEING SERIOUS! lol, what a complete idiot.
BubbaFartinski 2 years ago 2
I did not know Al Gore was a comedian too.
ffemt596 2 years ago
What a piece of disgraced trash this asshole is! Shameless pig... and he looks like one.
Nick104633 2 years ago 3
the bell of the city on the hill is rung. the shepard cries, the hour of choosing has arrived, here are your tools.
What an idiot
DrRockso101 2 years ago 2
@DrRockso101
Since most of the people who buy his hype are a bunch of tools, I think that was the one line of his poem that got it right.
Zacktivist 2 years ago
If anyone needs evidence that Gore is a moron, this poem is it.
Dagney77 2 years ago 2
Somebody should put a stopwatch on all of the polar ice caps, which Gore promises us will all melt away in the next five years.
As for Gore's apocalyptic poem, Rod McKuen was better and a lot more entertaining. If the cimate change industry ever goes bust, Gore can always find work at Hallmark.
hookalakah 2 years ago
Gore is well on his way to becoming billionaire off of the global warming fraud--which has had to be adjusted to 'climate change' because, by all measurements, the earth has actually gotten colder for the last seven years. But let's not allow details to distract us. Just as President Obama insists that a healthcare bill--ANY healthcare bill--must be passed NOW to avert a catastrophe, Gore's alarmist rantings are supposedly to head off a future that is certain only in his own mind.
hookalakah 2 years ago
Do they have a Dumbass of the Millenium award? Aren't you whacky Liberals EMBARRASSED? If not, you should be!
ObserverNY 2 years ago 2
PROBLEMS WITH CLIMATE CHANGE
watch?v=krJ80YfWUJo
Enjoy!
sonotnews 2 years ago
OMFG no shit...who can seriously take this shit serious...i cant beleive the reporter wasn't about to crack up then gouge her own eyes our....Al gore is a fucking nut case plain and simple and any of you fuck ups that like this and take it serious..get your own fucking heads checked...you're rats following the pied piper
howdythere34 2 years ago
I think he should be awarded a 2nd nobel peace prize, the Bridport prize, Carlo Betocchi Poetry Prize, Golden Wreath of Struga Poetry Evenings, Griffin Poetry Prize, Nobel Prize in Literature, Nosside International Poetry Prize, Rhysling Award, Strokestown Poetry Prize, and have his genesis book record for being the largest pile of crap ever to live updated.
TheZachish 2 years ago
just wait for the vdieos of innocent youth reciting this dumbfuck
shndola 2 years ago 2
roflmao. i love you
DaLordOfWar 2 years ago
This sounds really great with Shindlers List in the Background..lol.. Thanks Glenn Beck!
mfreeouf 2 years ago
@mfreeouf I am kinda partial to the StarWars playing in the background. Funniest segment today!
sybilll 2 years ago
The epic suck in this is...epic. What a blow hard. And you just KNOW he thinks it's reeeeally good...I bet the CNN girl was shifting uncomfortably wondering how the hell she got that gig...
BigOrpheus1 2 years ago
I sort of want to laugh as well but I'm cringing and am gobsmacked.
I mean really, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!?!! I have never heard a bigger pile of shite in my life and I studied French literature at A-level.
He'd better not win one of those stupid prizes for that. I'm gonna vomit......
bigalexpp34567 2 years ago
Al Gore, the Pope of the Church of Climatology!
Noden793 2 years ago
Al Gore is sexy, haha
funkyassholes 2 years ago
he is such an idiot, does he really think someone will like this "poem"? he is so self absorbed and delusional it ain't even funny, but this is DAMN FUNNY HAHAHAHA DOUCHE!!!
spyguy49 2 years ago
heh
endgammer 2 years ago
What a total piece of shit!
LuthierGod 2 years ago
The man's heart is in the right place but his brain is up his ass.
UtahMike41 2 years ago
what the heck are you saying you wierdo. hes such a liar and tries to make drama out of nothing so he can get some fricken money
jarwarman 2 years ago 2
Neptune's bones dissolve, lol, what is this guy saying? Does he even know? I cant stop laughing
jacobdorsey 2 years ago 2
Can I have an amen?
oxnardus 2 years ago
i think i heard his idiot buddy "da Prez" ohmbama tell republicans to stop trying to scare people earlier this week....two of a kind.
davidovich69 2 years ago
Who's the fearmonger? Al GORE!
vancedo 2 years ago 4
he should have read his PO - EM this WAY ...IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR IM A FUCKING LIAR
SHMUJEW 2 years ago 8
BAHAHAHA! Al Gore. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*whew!*
Quite possibly, this nutcase if the most unintentionally hilarious goofball on the planet! No wonder he's the front man for the church of global warming religious nutbags!
HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Al Gore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Zacktivist 2 years ago 3
Is this guy for real? I mean he's fuken funny!
PETERWEEe 2 years ago
Did he say a 'condom floats into the midnight sun?" What a sicko!
CirrusBluesummers 2 years ago 2
The lunatic is in the hall ...... the paper holds their folded faces to the floor, and everyday the paper boy (CNN) brings more ....
dundeedog 2 years ago
That's hilarious. I wish I thought of what you wrote.
rko815 2 years ago
What's all this about snow monsters with lasers taking over the earth?
Thisisnotmyrealname8 2 years ago
say what you want to, but Gore is hilarious. i think he gets this year's "Sonny Bono: Doing the Most with Least" award 'neptunes' bones are melting?' lol
KEV8551 2 years ago
I aspire to be just like Al Gore. I want to make millions of bullshit.
Xitherun 2 years ago
What a Commie 'Dick" Fuck you Gore. What an asshole.
AxisSally1944 2 years ago 2
Al Gore, make more you dumb fuck, keep it up. We like it when you are shown to be the dumb fuck you are. Please die.
lisa313jones 2 years ago 9
A floating condom? Oh continent...rotflmao He does realize that he tectonic plates don't really float right? So he's a liar and a jackass?
1SnarfyDude 2 years ago 2
Al , your a freaking idiot
linkin622 2 years ago
What kind of rubbish is this? He got that right, he is no poet.
He is a living proof that drugs are dangerous. Boy, he's so screwed up!
The funniest thing: he is making billions off the gullible idiots who bought into his carbon credits scam. Old Ponzi must be jealous.
guess77who 2 years ago 6
Man ,that loss to Dubya in 2000 has really fucked him up good. TOOL!
sevla4 2 years ago 6
here is my poem... Al Gore you are a tree huggin whore.. the more I hear your shit , the more I want to vomit.
Please Gore go bank another tree huggin whore. Your toothpick dick will surely fit in that caribou just for you ! The trees are in lust with you, but I could not give a fuck about you.
thbsooner 2 years ago 4
The Hour of Choosing has Arrived - Al Gore has the integrity of a Scorpion, I choose Ron Paul.
christogarcia 2 years ago 5
AlGore is a fucking JOKE. But he a smart joke making all that MONEY of these fucking idiots dumb enough 2 believe his shit.
5tallcoolone 2 years ago 3
Is this guy on an acid trip, or what? Gore, you're a scammer.....go hide somewhere for a decade or two....
DungVids 2 years ago 3
What a douche bag.........................
Zoklor 2 years ago 2
This retard almost became our president. When are you idiot liberals going to realize your candidates are nothing but empty suit idiots? Johnson, Carter, Clinton, and the messiah. OMG!
genoinlutz 2 years ago 2
LOL man Bear Pig writing poetry... priceless.
stuntdoogie 2 years ago
Good grief! Al Gore is laughing all the way to the bank! You idiots who believe in this nonsense deserve you environmental Bernie Madoff... aka.. Al Gore.
I have some swamp land to sell you!
aSingleDallasGuy 2 years ago
Looks like abortion came to late for al baby
7216sp 2 years ago
Al Gore "the inconvenient truth." The only inconvenience is for him, b cuz he's a big fat liar and got caught at it too. He's a fucking moron with no concience!
sandio713 2 years ago 2
amandalasiter 2 years ago
The man has lost his marbles...
webs87 2 years ago
Al, you're an idiot
lladnarg 2 years ago
Here's my poem to Al Gore: All day long I rant and fret. Preach Global warming from my private-jet. Snow, 3 ft. deep in Buffalo. Oh, this is winter? How would I know?
veriteez 2 years ago 4
Beavis and Butthead's hippy teacher should have read this!!!!!!!!! or Southpark's teacher............Mr. Hat?
Ulai777 2 years ago
haha are you kidding me?
andywestfall128 2 years ago
Al Gore is a dumb ass
celtjet 2 years ago
"..the ramblings of soft brain tissue..."--Mark Levin
"...the Jim Jones of the environmental movement..."--Mark Levin
"Al Gore puts the 'mental' in environmental."--Oglenthorne
Oglenthorne 2 years ago
ROFL what a stupid fat man
backrubs62 2 years ago 3
somebody, PLEASE hit him with a directed energy weapon...
drop dead al gore...
we're prayin for it!
wsee 2 years ago 4
The Manbearpig may be super serial, but he has the I.Q. of an anvil.
AGW is now a proven fraud. The "Hockey Stick" chart is produced with a fraud program that gives pre-determined results.
To believe in AGW is to be deliberately intellectually dishonest.
gnatpiz 2 years ago 3
He needs a hockey stick up his ass
lewisner 2 years ago 7
I liked Beck's analysis this morning.
BigMikeLewis 2 years ago 2
He is super serial.
OutlawTomFantastic 2 years ago
lol yea......Man bear pig will destroy us all....
TheArsenalfc101 2 years ago 4
No need for sleep apnea pills any more........
shmergo 2 years ago
The hoax of climate change has been exposed.
Now unite and organize yourselves against climate change believers. They are against working families as they want to kill jobs by raising taxes on business.
Stand up against environmentalists. That way of thinking is backward. Look forward to a time when jobs will be plentiful again!
Gillz17 2 years ago 4
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Gillz17, jobs are plentiful for lobbyists of Drug Companies, Oil and Gas Companies, and Insurance Companies. The public interest is not being considered.
One scientist who did not release all data changes nothing.
There are many things that can be done that save money and create jobs. Bush economics killed jobs, tax cuts did nothing but make the rich richer. Why does poverty increase under Republicans?
zaurakdigis 2 years ago
"Bush economics killed jobs"
zaurakdigis,
What a load of crap!
We had RECORD LOW Un-Employment and RECORD HIGH Job Creation under Bush...until the Democrats took over Congress in '06.
Then it has been straight down hill since then!
SeekerNLife 2 years ago 5
Don't confuse the neo-communist with actual facts. All hail king obama!!!
arkivx1 2 years ago 2
Osama!!! King Osama!!
Ulai777 2 years ago
It got worse starting '07 - when the Dems took over. Lobbiests!?! Their 'health care' bill that does nothing to reduce drug costs and forces people to buy from an insurance company (vs. self-insure, which most lg. employers do). Oil rose slowly under Bush 'till '07 when it rose abt. $5/barrel/wk until mid june '08 when he removed executive order banning offshore drilling; it plummetted. Congress did same and it's rising since Jan. Soros owns Climate/Health pushers to make more $. Al's funny.
AnnOnimousiAm 2 years ago 3
this guy was almost our president
hank8404 2 years ago 7
Al Gore is an embarrassment to America
westcoastguy92562 2 years ago 11
He's an embarassment to the frickin' world, and that covers some nasty territory. If he had the courage of his 'convictions' he'd stop exhaling CO2 for a few minutes and do mankind a favor.
But, of course, he's poised to become the firs green billionaire...
Google Al Gore + Armand Hammer. No one would have ever heard of Albert were it not for the commie Hammer who made Gore Sr.'s carrer.
barassodinga 2 years ago
"carrer. Gawd -- spellcheck -- "career"
barassodinga 2 years ago
A floating condom that disappears in who's son? That's the damn dirtiest poem I've ever heard!
AnnOnimousiAm 2 years ago 3
This reminds me of the poetry from the Vogons (The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy).
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly?thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchis on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,/ Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
The guide says that Vogan poetry is "the third worst poetry in the Universe". So is Al's #1 or #2?
CharlieVictor102 2 years ago 2
ROFL You're right!
AnnOnimousiAm 2 years ago
"Vogon Poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem, Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off ... ."
CharlieVictor102 2 years ago 2
"The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth"
I didn't know Al as from England (and a girl)?
CharlieVictor102 2 years ago
Absolutely. And they were all bureaucrat idiots too, just like the Algore.
OutlawTomFantastic 2 years ago
LOL!!!!
joeljames123 2 years ago
Roses are red
Violet's all know it,
AWG's fake,
'Cept Al Gore don't know it.
elmiraviking 2 years ago
Lol Al Gore and CNN were made for each other. The hippie generation has nothing on these clowns.
zepper72 2 years ago
I can't wait until the hippies in control die and the next generation of rationalist libertarian free-marketers can begin to dominate.
OutlawTomFantastic 2 years ago
Incredible. American has gone straight down the rabbit hole. How the hell do we get out?
Dagney77 2 years ago
As we watch this crew in D.C. sell us down the river to a NWO , create socialism on the America's shores, and loot the pockets of every taxpayer. You have to wonder when we will say enough. I do not want Al Gore to make another penny of his lies. No more curly light bulbs.
irisojects 2 years ago
What a flaming fruitcake fraud.
jimmahah 2 years ago
I think he's been sleeping with Ray Bradbury! ...just what are the tools????
pupperwupper 2 years ago
EXCELSIOR!!!
Jack8the8Ripper 2 years ago
Absolutely shameless. This guy desperately needs meds.
ottocarpenter 2 years ago
as worthless as a canary fart.
mwcinti9 2 years ago
The Communist News Network staring Fat Al.
jchittwood 2 years ago
lmao
tisw 2 years ago
The greatest scientific hoax in history was just exposed and this idiot is reading poems? What a jackbag.
maximusdecimus888 2 years ago 4
Fat Al is should have plenty of time to write poetry about his new lover / room-mate when he goes to prison.
dlucas90 2 years ago
Guys hes rubbing it in our faces, mocking us.
mogul1265 2 years ago
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
lmr641 2 years ago 3
The High Priest of the Church of Mother Earth speaks! Don't forget to put your money in the coffer at the end while you leave!
TirianCreed 2 years ago 5
It's the reincarnation of L Ron Hubbard!
noagendaclips 2 years ago 2
What a pathetic fraudulent piece of communist shit.
combat1856 2 years ago 5
He's a red diaper baby. After the left failed to get him 'installed', they miraculous found another *perfect* red diaper specimen in Soetoro.
barassodinga 2 years ago
everywhere I turn, people are lighting Gore's ass up. Talking crazy bout him. WOW.
He's been called everything in the book.
diah4 2 years ago
I puked a little. Sounds like Forest gump talking about his box of chocolates. Life is like a box of chocolates, you gotta eat em fast or they will melt like the ice caps and mama said I would grow up to be a real con man because i fail at everything I do!
bigdogsdontbark 2 years ago
That is really lame. I find it hard to believe Al Gore even wrote that, but he sure doesn't read it like he actually believes it.
terriergal 2 years ago
There once was a man named Gore,
who fooled with his fearful lore. Of rising oceans, and a global heat a scam so profitable it could not be beat...
Then emails were hacked that showed the lack of data to support his smack.
Still a fool is born every moment a wise man was heard to say and Gore continues to profit despite until common sense has its day...
toneo2001 2 years ago 5
@toneo2001, lol. wow. That was creative.
diah4 2 years ago
@toneo, clapclap, I award you 2 nobel prizes for that poem.
tooosweeet 2 years ago