"Peppermint Park" - The Letter M (Worst Puppet Ever)

[Trumuzicfan192]

Doesn't This "Thing" Sound Like Charlie In The Box From Rudouf The Red Nose Reindeer, With The Crackling High Voice & Everything.

[loneshewolf74]

All the puppets on this show seem really depressed. Maybe because...they're on this show.

[AlphonseSama]

Omg,can´t stop laughing,dammit!

[mrRoudy464]

pretty sure you cant order m and m's

[TheWarringtriad]

Make it stop, make it stop, Oh GAWD have mercy and kill this thing!!

[funnyhead6]

imagine, impossible, impossible....i know they have that "m" sound, but they start with fucking i. lamest, saddest kids show i've seen. why does he sing it again, assuming kids memorized the song...........FUCK THIS SHOW

[minispike]

daddy im scared

[xtremetoxic123]

It's okay, I didnt want to sleep anyway!

[SaintPatrick33]

How about Murder and Maim,

[celebi1993]

kill it with fire!!!

[SindiFur]

I... I think I need to call my mom...

[voltaman33]

What is this horrendous shit!? What a creepazoid show. I haven't been this freaked out since "The Land of Frooze."

[PoopPoopFart]

Morshu approves of this message.

[JohnThePrice]

i need an adult



[Ismalith]

Challenge accepted

[LoudDogproductions]

Peppermint park....Sesame street.....ernie....Hmmm

[cantidog]

The grudge can't hold a candle to this mmmmmmmonstrosity.

[cudaplumcrazy]

IMPOSIBRU!

[madespy]

don't feel bad, we all tried to scroll down too.

[GRIMLOCK84]

Impossible.....

[sverredds]

My right ear feels left out :<

[chil34n]

"without the letter m you can't convict me for MURER!!"

[cH1LL1]

kind of catchy song :D

[hikaruultma]

KILL IT WITH FIRE DEAR GOD!!!! :O

[HampstaSandwich]

My left ear is freakin out...

[julianmuniz]

Why I'm here again?

[millinexec]

Kill it!

[marckido4]

It's pronounced mo-men-tum you sorry excuse for a puppet...

[dannyisdope215]

I'm pretty sure this is the guy that welcomes you at the gates of hell...

[AfroLycan]

My left ear loved this.

[savegalkissy]

actually, seeing this from a little kids point of view, this was pretty funny and cute

[RandomMatty193]

Nearly started to sing alone because I thought he'd jump out and attack me if I didn't O.o

[SwitheKun]

I was wondering what life would be like without using that letter even once. then I realised just now I went this whole paragraph without using it. Screw that letter.

[Portalkingzard917]

SCROLL BACK UP PUSSY!!!

[IOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIO]

THE EYES, THE EYES ARE MOVING

[IOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIO]

After this the mmmmmuppet went to mmmmmmurder someone (strangling probably)

[IinferusS]

Mmmmmmake it stop!

memebase :F

[IinferusS]

so scary... thanks god that wasn't my childhood.

[speedosonic]

I think I just threw up a little. This shit is like the worst possible trip.

[nadrahel]

Mmmmmmmmmmmother of god

[Testament1977]

He will haunt my nightmare °_°

[DarkMoonlovesAlyssia]

He looks like he has down syndrome when his mouth moves. What the fuck is he wearing?

[DeanMartin1231]

I'd be willing to give up "M" if it really meant no Mayonaise ever again.

[ChristianU2ubeh]

All that I can think of that begins with M...

Massacre, manslaughter, murder, malice, maniacal, merciless, malnutrition

[ThaClashAtDemonhead]

DEM EYEBROWS....what the actual fuck is this abomination?

[DavidFullam]

Did they skin human beings alive to get the faces for these puppets? These clips are more disturbing that the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

[cesar1963able]

@DavidFullam Hilarious!! Thanks for the comment. I laughed for awhile at this.

[DavidFullam]

@cesar1963able My pleasure!

[ifhgsfj]

Murder, Malicious, Medically traumatic, Motherfucker.

Yeah, such a great letter.

[534speedo]

MOTHERFUCKER

[AccurateMistake]

Puppets don't usually scare me, but I cant even look at this thing without the temptation to throw my computer at a wall, set it on fire, and call a local priest.

It's the human torso and puppet head that freaks me out-can't they just use a normal fucking puppet?

[xoxLettermanxox]

Is this healthy?

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@amutinyinheaven HAHAHAHAHAHA Good One tell that Lamb chop nightmare!

[amutinyinheaven]

you order m&ms? just go to the store and buy them in person you lazy fuck

[usernameclassifeid]

"There's hair my special area!"

[RogueSilverEgo]

Why does he say Momentamum!!?? Both times around...

[spedman56]

This is they scariest fucking thing I've evr seen in my life

[Funky787]

Marilyn Manson

[SSBBFFA]

He looks like George Bush

[TheMoonPower]

Look at his god damn eyebrows. 

[balletfreak430]

@TheMoonPower I can't stop, they're so distracting!!

[Sassafrasishxc]

WE WOULDN'T HAVE MASTURBATION!

D=

[rere60610]

@Sassafrasishxc No worry guy, we would have AUTOHANDJOB.

[thavador]

1:30 c'mon, gay, sing the song along with me this time!

[ArcadeInBrooklyn]

@1:07 He gets pretty distraught over the fact that without the letter "M" there would be no monsters. Therefore, this puppet would cease to exist.

[kedarguru]

M&Ms are named after the company founders, whose names began with the letter M. If there was no letter M, they would not have those names.

[kedarguru]

people who dislike this do not understand. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD

[toadster84]

if the letter m didnt exist we could still have all those words... the letter m is just a letter not a sound...

[RamFett]

How the fuck am I gonna sing along with that???

[MegaDaisydoodle]

What the fuck is this shit

[thekaizerman]

can you tell me how to get how to get to sesame street cause peppermint park is scary lmao XD

[TheElectricDreamer93]

How does one order fucking m&ms.

[JobDDT]

Who the fuck ORDERS M&M's? Most people just go into a gas station and grab a bag. Stupid ass creepster puppet.

[DoctorPhileasFragg]

@JobDDT To be fair, that gas station probably has to order them.

[Bigmikey9inch]

this puppet verbally molests children

[foodlovingpig]

Is that puppet going to Murder me? Get it? Because Murder starts with an M. Seriously, though, that fucking thing is what nightmares are made of.

[MathiasKaizer]

That is one creepy doll.

[Granitoons]

Momentemum? It's Momentum you Mmmmmoron!

[Tweekki]

isn't this the kind of puppet Police use to help identify a homicide victim when only bone fragments remain?

[sexhaie]

i got one; Man-child, because the puppet has the rapist hands and body of a man and the face of a child.

[BaronvonCase]

Mpossible, mprobable... I always thought those started with "I" ...and I didn't even know the word "momentemum!" What an educational little segment this was.

I'm glad he asked us to sing along that second time, since we all obviously memorized the lyrics upon the very first listen.

[Canadianabanana]

Why do people think kids like this kind of thing?!

[CanOfMinus]

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

[galaxywarper92]

Ha! This has to be one of the funniest videos I've come across on YouTube! Between the horrible voice acting, and the ugly as sin puppet (which, by the way, looks like it was salavaged out of a dumpster, or at the very least, made out of cheap random shit in someone's garage 20 years ago). Am I the only one who imagines the puppet bursting into flames as the music plays?

[PukeFlower293]

@galaxywarper92 You just gave me an even creepier vision of what this could have been like...

[ShinGallon]

JESUS FUCK KILL IT WITH FIRE

[GilbertSmith]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

[ivybeenz]

I had this song in my head all day at work. I'm worried for myself.

[jlinsky]

Dear Peppermint Park producers: I don't understand your puppet design aesthetic. You're already invested in the human hands and accurately proportioned arms. Why not just have an entire human perform? Signed, Someone from the Future.

[cesariojpn]

Mortifying Moronic Muppet.

[southstar66]

sounds like justin beiber

[navyseal900]

Momentemum?????

[HisEmptyHouse]

MURDER

[Carnagefan13]

Maybe the Maniacal Muppet will Molest your Mind and use its Mits to Mangle your Mother in a Monumental Monsterous Mind fuck.

[MCSubliminalSol]

here to teach you the letter M, is a puppet trapped in puberty for all of eternity

[wrightmatt23]

Puppet with flesh-colored-gloved hands, for strangling.

[EnigmaticUnseen]

Murmaider Murmaider Murmaider.

[XxSpiritxXxAlbarnxX]

who the fuck orders m&m's?

[woobiehastelly]

B-b-b-but.... mumps and measles are a bad thing....

[elmerOzo]

It's such a GREEAAAAAAAOFIEWYRBDSFKBSAJKHE­LJKFHSEEET letter!!

[theaudieriggs]

I'm not part of your 'gang' you pedo freak!

And what's this show's obsession with MAYONNAISE???

This makes me want to pull a Charles Whitman.

[PukeFlower293]

@theaudieriggs Mayonnaise is what the show's creators found globs of inside their pants after screening their beautiful production.

[theaudieriggs]

@PukeFlower293 I hate to say it, but i think you may be correct. :D

[LaCosaNostra132]

I will behead you puppet of the evil land known as peppermint farm!!! Then I shal place your head on a pike for the rest of your puppet pals to see as a sign of beware!

[dormiturefl]

FUCKING CREEPPY

[closetmonkey89]

I think I may have just got a boner off of this.

[lexipurrez]

im scared

[MamaLuigii]

My name starts with an M, although after seeing this video, I'm not so sure I'm proud of that fact anymore.

[cesar1963able]

This is a typical example of a station that got federal funding to make a kids educational show, and stole the money. Then they went as low budget as possible to basically steal the funds. This was rampant in the 70s. So you got crap like this. Of course the song does not make sense. It took them 15 minutes to write it. And they hired a local ventriloquist to work for cheap. This is a result of federal "help" of education. I know. I worked at a public tv station during that time.

[BaronvonCase]

@cesar1963able Fair enough, as long as you don't include The Letter People in that category. The puppets were cheap and the puppeteering was poorly done, but the songs they used were like... A+ quality. I'd venture to say they were better written than anything on the top 20 pop charts right now. But yeah, a lot of the shows of that era do seem strewn together quite lazily.

[nemskiii]

@cesar1963able Maybe in US, but in AU federal education shows are pretty awesome.

[evilemperordude]

@cesar1963able Why would they even need a ventriloquist? The puppeteer is never visible.

[cesar1963able]

@evilemperordude Good point. Maybe I meant "puppeteer". I'm not sure what you call these people. Any way, I think we could both agree that with puppeteeer or ventriloquist, this is pretty creepy.

[peechy23]

@cesar1963able Wow. Thanks for sharing that. I knew people could do better than this. They not only stole the money, but they polluted the airwaves with this...shit.

[cesar1963able]

@peechy23 Yep. I was in public education (not now) for 15 years. What a joke. Wasted money everywhere. The higher up you go, the bigger the waste. So federal dollars are used and abused.

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@cesar1963able You know, it makes sense. I mean if the budget was an out-of-pocket expense to make this show that you'd see from a local church,YMCA, or something along those lines I'd normally just laugh at it.and move on. But thinking about it, public access has a little bit more of a budget than donations, and it's really sick that they'd put this crap out to steal the budget alloted to them. Thanks for sharing.

[cesar1963able]

@ChristianU2ubeh Thanks for the cool comment. I'm kind of passionate since I have a 3 year old daughter, and I look on youtube for some things good for her to learn. Then I come across this! If I showed her this, she would have nightmares for days.

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@cesar1963able I'm passionate since I have a very off sense of humor. Very off. Public access TV has always been an interest of mine, especially bad public access. Something about the cheap sets, the horrible costumes, (if we're lucky) horrid ventriloquism, the local acts, the cheesy transitions and sound effects, the limitations of the technology, it all comes together harmoniously and brilliantly.

[voltaman33]

@ChristianU2ubeh I totally agree.

[englishjoann]

He talks and sings funny :/

[TheMoonPower]

Impossible and improbable dont even start with M!

[Rshimy]

Hello, may i please have an order of M&M's?

[50percentGrey]

Who "ORDERS" M&M's anyway? A "M"eatball hoagie or "M"ozzerella Sticks, but really. M&M's?

[wickedfeylady]

Ernie is a great example of a Memetic Molester who was likely influenced by the Marquis de Sade and the Manson family. Motherfucker.

[cliffoneyted]

impossible dosnt start with M and magnanimis and malifolis aren't real words

[itouch1234567]

@cliffoneyted Magnanimous is a word. Malevolous is also a word. You just spelled em wrong.

[cliffoneyted]

@itouch1234567 wat do they mean cuz iv nvr heard a real person say them

[itouch1234567]

@cliffoneyted Magnanimous means very kind. Malevolous is another word for malevolent. I take it you are very young to have not EVER heard those words. You probably have once without knowing it.

[cliffoneyted]

@itouch1234567 nope only in this video iv heard those words

[shaynereece]

this is what you get for division by zero

[VanderOsbourne]

WTF?!?!??????



[nickatwork]

Some how, with the sound disabled...this video is much creepier.

[TheLegitMan93]

I think they were opting for making Ernie more easy to relate to by males aged 11 to 15 with awkward changing voices who were also having trouble... remembering what words start with the letter 'M'.

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

Here's a tip for all puppet designers: Don't do anything you see in this video.

[kidrock396ss]

do i dare even coMMent?

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

He's Masquerading as Ernie to win the sympathy of the kids he has Malicious intent toward.

[LonesomePine369]

mindfucking mental molesting maniac