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  • HOLY SHIT XENA?!?!?!? I havent seen her since H2!

  • i want to win 5000 for playing video games

  • lol dont get me wron walshy seems like a nice dude. but when it gets to pro gaming. he turns into a right dick. i was hoping he'd lose, well done hysteria.

  • @thegamingkidd He usually does lose. He doesn't have the best BR/DMR, he had the BXR in Halo 2 and that was it. He's more of a strategist then anything else

  • @Grecian92 BXR was win for MLG.

  • @thegamingkidd Pretty much, but when it was taken out of Halo 3, walshy really had nothing

  • @Grecian92 Thats true. Although BXR was just an exploit for mlg players. it was hard as hell to pull off.

  • @thegamingkidd I think he was joking around

  • how are none of them fat?

  • i love walshy

  • I want a Red Bull headset! X(

  • I would like to publicly apologize for trying to take Sark's mic. I was a foolish young Halo personality, out of my element, and star struck..maybe Sark Struck. This was a blast, thanks guys!

  • I bet sark felt un comftorble at 2:00 LOOOOOOOOOOOL holding hands, thats probably why they cut it

  • 1:58 way to advertise Hot Pockets

  • pause at 2:39 and look in the top right. I have that sweatshirt, I got it at disneyland. :D

  • Sark and Hutch are so fucking similar it's insane.

  • Oh he knows! kill yourself bye!

  • ilovesarksmantitties those juicy mothafuckas mmmmm

  • 3:15 i guess mr. sark CAN  satisfy

  • Sark is so gay! just burn...

  • its funny how the cock didn't come 1st or 2nd lololololololololololo

  • haha maybe those gaming glasses get rid of those bags under your eyes when you play for too long! XD

  • Hey Sark, Weezer called they want their shirt back. :)

  • what do the tinted glasses do?

  • that girl doesn't exist or shes a transvestite

  • SHe's really not that hot...

  • @Tr1forceProductions still worth a shag lmao

  • "now hysteria, you pulled it out, whipped it out all over these guys" what does that sound like?

  • What's up with the guys wearing piercings all in their mouths..that's disgusting.

  • @mrjames84 your comment is disgusting get over it if a scotish guy wears a skirt its his choice if hutch has a lipring - his choice ffs u just want to hate

  • @tim9657

    Men don't wear skirts and piercings in their mouth you little gay prick. Hate? Hate on what? A man who probably doesn't even defend his trunk?  Wooooow.

  • @mrjames84 wow sad calling me gay wow im realy realy offended wen u stop being childish then reply to people

  • that was actually well fun to watch lol

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  • @rymcmanus haha...ur gay...ur one of those ppl everyone hates

  • @rymcmanus Nobody gives a fuck if you unsubbed machinima dont need your sub you know how many are subbed you fucking cunt

  • shes hot

  • FUCK lord of the rings11

  • i fucking hate sark!!!!

  • Most random add ever !

  • now what does those gaming glasses the pros use do exactly do

  • @sk8ordiekooks

    basically it allows you to play longer so you don't get headaches n stuff like that...

    doesn't make you better just helps you

  • @sk8ordiekooks If it helps, I and kinda particular with my specs moving out of place and stuff. So using a pair of specs to game with headphones might be kinda cool.

  • @sk8ordiekooks enhance colours and reduce 'noise'.

  • @sk8ordiekooks make u not get a headache if u stare at a screen too long

  • @sk8ordiekooks i think it cuts the glares on the screen

  • @sk8ordiekooks wow your such a dumbass, you noob it gives you chuck norris vision so you can see through walls and kill people with your eyes

  • @sk8ordiekooks nothing

  • @sk8ordiekooks

    They lower the saturation from the TV which makes your eyes less tired.

  • @Newzey1337 bullshit....cough! cough!

  • @sk8ordiekooks the glasses makes you look like a fag, lol.

  • @sk8ordiekooks stop your eyes from getting a bunch of damage to them by staring at a screen for hours on end, makes sense to me

  • @sk8ordiekooks I beleive they stop reflections from things behind you....Not 100% sure though.

  • @sk8ordiekooks when your playing video games sometimes ur eyes might get dry and what there meant to do is to keep ur eyes from getting dry

  • now what does those gaming glasses the pros use do exactly

  • @sk8ordiekooks If I recall correctly, those glasses help to prevent eye strain.

    If you've ever sat down and gamed for a while and got what seems kind of like a headache, that's what it is, and that's what those help to prevent.

  • WIE er sich freut das er grade eben eine xbox halo edition und 5000 dollar gewonnen hat xD

  • 3:16 - I bet it does...

  • damn how come they didnt show the final scores, Machinma..FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!

  • Bravo is such an amateur :D

  • Is Bravo very known? I haven't heard of him yet.

  • @DarkBlader999 hahaha bravo pro???

  • honestly what is best that she is sexy or into video games? answear: she is sexy

  • HOTTIE lol SHE IS CUTE AND SEXY

  • LOL@ THE 5 GAY JOKES!

  • machinema sould have an own TV channel!

  • hutch didn't stop talking in this video god.

  • @ThatGuyHoldingaGun lol the guy who talking wasnt hutch..

  • @Rvdknght dude ever heard of sarcusm

  • Hutch was there for less than five seconds. So, why is he in the title?

  • HOT POCKETS:)

  • ok im going to go kill myself now ... byee

  • you'd think with a match that was worth over 5k they would at least show the fucking gameplay.

  • Xena WTF :| I might buy a xbox and play Halo now

  • nerds lol

  • dude xena is fucking hot

  • Lol he chose blueberry pie over poontang pie. I think he would choose 5 gays over the $5k. And that chick halo pro is a bit of alright!

  • where the f is karma...

  • lol suicide if u see hysteria

  • loool sark doesnt even get a shirt

  • @pulsE7N especially since he needs one

  • Walshy sucks banana ballz

  • hmm, so hysteria is the best halo reach player in the world

  • Halo Reach hmm what can i say its a good game but its like weird that every game anyone make now a days is example: need for speed, need for speed most wanted, need for speed carbon why not just need for speed 1,2,3 is that so hard why do they always half to make up some stupid name for the game like Halo Reach why not just call it Halo 3 or whatever it is

  • @zecocolt i kinda agree but this was before halo 1 so what would they call it? Halo -1? lol

  • @superheadasploder lol thumbs up lol

  • @zecocolt

    Then Halo Reach would be Halo 6 (if you count Halo Wars). And thats crap. Halo: Reach is a lot better, because its more recognisable and cooler than just a number.

    Stop whingeing about the name.

  • @KaMiK2205 iam not whingeing about the name i said i think its weird if i was whingeing then i would have said something bad about it and i dident talk just about halo its all the game

  • would've been great to watch the actual match... >_>

  • Whos Bravo? Never even heard of him.

  • I JUST BOUGHT REACH AND I COOKED IT IN THE MICROWAVE CAUSE IT WAS SHIT!!! AND FLUSHED IT DOWN TOO :D

  • @SlingingPotato why would eny one belive that

  • @SlingingPotato your just wanting to get mad hate arn't you?

  • @SlingingPotato too bad its not out yet eh?

  • i would get pumpkin pie with my 5 gays.

  • Dude everyone Reach just came out yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES!!!!! finally Its time to own those noobs that switched to cock of duty.

  • Thousands of guys just googled that girls name

  • "NOTHING is better than a DMR...except maybe a halo 1 pistol" XD

  • The end was so awkward it was painful to watch

  • i am watching this even though i dont play FPS games

  • Who else wants to have sex with Sark?

  • if i joined this i wouldnt give a shit if i get destroyed at least i get a new halo reach xbox slim

  • Man I wish I had a pair of those gamer glasses but they cost too much.

  • uh i dont know about that..... uhhhh... uh he knows!!! suicide. kill yourself! bye.

  • Rockin that V neck, ey Sark?

  • Hastro has some huge ears

  • omfg i was laughing sooo hard. " uhh he knows, suicide, kill yourself, bye."

  • i guess i should commit suicide because hysteria is in my lobby

  • sark dont know hysteria is already winning a lot of cash...

  • walshy is so good because, hes played good enough to deserve his ego.

  • BOO! Xena should of won xD Hysteria is good too tho ;].

  • LOL dj wheat camo, ONG IT'S CHRIS HASNSON!!1!

  • Walshy sucks! he assumes he will win straight off

  • @GreenDayRules92 dude, they all do, calm down , hes one of the best in the world

  • @GreenDayRules92 it was a joke

  • @GreenDayRules92 too bad he'll still shit on you

  • xena looks like emma watson <3

  • @BigDaddyMacc Emma Watson <3

  • @BigDaddyMacc i know!!! emma watson will be the hottest babe on earth dude. trust me. sucks that she has hella short guy hair now =[

  • no I don't wanna die : (

  • Lolz matched Hysteria and Pistola in double's in Halo 3 and I out Br'd Hysteria when I was 2 shot...Not bragging or anything just see-ing this make's me like wooooow....he is a great player and glad he won :)...oh and if you don't believe me check GRiiiMM on xbox live and go to fileshare and it say me out BRing Hysteria :D

  • OMG OMG HALO( REACH 2morrow onmg actually 5 hr less

  • If neighbor would have one he would have expanded his sexual horizon hands down. Neighbor + Italian Chicks = Well...

  • walshy was obviously high when he did this. obviously.

  • Wanted walshy to win but can't say I'm surprised at the results

  • WALSHY = BOSS

  • why did that tool Hysteria have to win?

  • ..... 4:47 that look scares me

  • @HAIRYGAS LOL. He looks like Bob Saget.

  • its funny cos walshys shit

  • Bonnie so fine

  • When they showed the girl gamer I started laughing. When she was serious about winning I started laughing even harder.

  • @toolazy4myspace

    I'm decently sure Xena would shit on you 25-0 in any halo game ever.

  • @mfenix69 toolazy4myspace would like that I'm sure. Anything to get in contact with a girl.

  • @mfenix69 lol

  • @toolazy4myspace or the fact that there was a cod pro playing, both pretty funny

  • xena is super cute

  • @healyo2 because one of the groups sponsoring the event is Gunnar Optics, which make those glasses......

  • Xena lookin' mad cute as always.

  • HAHA bravo a pro good one machinma!

  • Reduce eye strain my ass. Those things are shit. The pros play maybe 6 hours a day at most, they don't need fucking glasses for that. Korean pro gamers play 12+ hours a day and they don't wear any overpriced gimmicky glasses. 

  • @Re4cTioNZz You sir, are very ignorant. Nuff said.

  • @Re4cTioNZz

    And there is a reason why 90% of deaths caused by video games are Koreans.... says something about them

  • Neighbor <3

  • @healyo2 they're called Gunnars, they help you see little things while gaming. Basically overpriced HD Visions.

  • Bravo is awsome

  • @healyo2 so they look more pro players

  • @miksulder You're an idiot. It is to reduce eye strain from the screen.

  • Everything Sark says is an innuendo.

  • lol sark is the best

  • I wonder what hastro got.

  • Walshy didn't lose guys, he decided that Hysteria needed the money more and felt bad for him.

  • @JAXsnipe Walshy is awful, face it.

  • @MreGSX yup

  • @JAXsnipe your right

  • walshy was havin a bad day

  • @xiSTAYflyy Walshy got a killtac so that doesn't sound like a bad day.

  • @Psyclone0018 He was being sarcastic

  • walsh = win

  • 7 people are PS3 fanboys.

  • Walshy is still the winner.

  • "You whipped it out all over these guys!"

    WIN

  • walshy is the MAN

  • Hastro, Xena, and Bravo win for not even being Halo pros but still getting the hook up.

  • @AlphaDwg - this guy knows what's up!

  • walshy looked like a DBAG when he didnt win XD

  • omg Xena....

  • oh my Xena to be pro again, she already won me over with being hot.

  • Where has Xena been like the past 5 years?

  • pistola woulda killed it

  • oh my god i go on youtube to get away from adds on tv

  • @Reperkussion well obviously if u were pro at console then u would lose on pc but honestly there not different besides games and controls. its just preference none is better than the other.

  • lol at bravos hand touch on sark.

  • So it was Hysteria, Neighbor, Walshy? Walshy > Sk and Elamite, Cpt C is back for Reach.