Toby is funny but taking ten minutes to get through one room is a little bit rediculous, especially considering he knew exactly what he needed to do cuz hed played through it before
i think that glowing stuff on the walls is blood :D because of the light they become blue :D well lamps in there violet :DDD gays you need imagination and brains :DDD but i like jokes you made about it :D
I love how every time he goes "you think I'm scared of you?" instead of going "No I'm not" he either goes "well you're right" or "I lied I AM scared of you demons!"
Lmao its okay toby i feel ur pain when u play this game. I got it for my 360 and am playing it, Hated it first cause im not a big scary gamer, but my friend made me get it but now i think its one of my favorite games now. i give this game a 9.5 the .5 that i dont like is the controls like how u have to aim to shoot. I like my spray N pray game style for scary game. But other wise its awesome
I almost made it through the Toby Playthrough of Dead Space 2 and I had to stop, not for any real reason, just for the fact that if I had to sit through another one of Toby's bad jokes I would kill myself.
So I went to bed for the night, woke up, came back, and I was good as new!
Hmm, I'm beginning to think that...Toby sucks at Dead Space 2. I shoulda known that from the playlist title but I was hoping it was a joke or something :p But seriously, I've learned so many valuable things from this walkthrough that I didn't learn playing the game through 22 times already. Never healing, never upgrading weapons, panic firing and missing all the time--all make the game more challenging! And I'm jealous that I don't have an F button to F.
@HotaruZoku Dead Space 2 looks better than the 1st one. The plot is a billion times better and makes so much more sense. What do you think? Did you like the 1st one?
"Aww youre sweet. What are you doing there huh? Im right here girl. What are you lookin at? Youll be fine. Its all gonna be fine. Come over tomorrow, we'll hang out! We'll play some dead...space...wait...This is dead space...Which means... Which means youre gonna! N-your-yougonna-Whatareyou!?Wha-Whatisa-whatisa!?Whasatt?NO! GET OUT! GEt Outta! NO NO GET THAT OFF! STOPPIT! STOPPIT!...oh no...god what the heck is goin? Uh oh..she is not gonna be happy when she comes me in a vision in a second..."
OMG, when he was talking to Jacob and Steven I was all "It would be awesome if he said my name :) Out of all the names in the world, though..." And then- "Jessica?!"
"You guys are not making this any easier, your making it slightly harder, and by that i do not mean my... cphhfasgfcoplblufcsluf *cough*. What was i talking about?"
Boone!
CynicalMonarch 1 month ago
you ever wonder if toby is actually a homicidal psychopath? since raving in blood is NOT normal
sage542 1 month ago 2
TOBY SWEARS AT 04:10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fusion432 1 month ago
he's more scared of Isaac's dead girlfriend than the alien monsters themselves!!!
nakiarobinson23 1 month ago
blue jizz everywhere someone got too freaky with monsters
fuckscene10 2 months ago
07:29 Assault and... BATTERY?! HAHAHAHAahaha-aaa-mm....
Necromortis61 2 months ago
is it me or whenever he says the name Isaac it sounds as "I Suck"???
AdigaArsen 2 months ago
But isnt boone from amnesia -:0
LucrativeStone 2 months ago
@LucrativeStone no from fallout.
lpforgood 1 month ago
@lpforgood Boone is from both then.
I know Boone is in Amnesia :3
TheSimmer12 2 weeks ago
the bloods blue because of the blue violet rays of the lights
ghtghty1324 2 months ago
something about a node?!?!?!
JohnnyJohnsonson 2 months ago
Hey Toby. What is the name of the song used in the dead space 2 literal trailer? i mean the real song. not the dubed out pimp version of yours(:
PortersX2cannon 2 months ago
@PortersX2cannon Bullet With Butterfly Wings - Smashing Pumpkins
austinFEO 2 months ago
Toby is funny but taking ten minutes to get through one room is a little bit rediculous, especially considering he knew exactly what he needed to do cuz hed played through it before
marricx 2 months ago 2
I preferred the seeker rifle to the contact beam.
Lemonman1313 3 months ago
I need to buy a contact beam...
TrayCaddyyy 3 months ago
finally toby undersatnds the consept that they all come out of the walls
Devastator981 3 months ago
10 dislikes WTF WTF WTF
Dall7771777 3 months ago
well fuck, now i HAVE to watch his fallout gameplay, *sigh* -_-
awesomeashe 3 months ago
It just hot harder
cereal1666 3 months ago
10:28 Did that box just spurt blood?
TorpeAlex 3 months ago
@TorpeAlex yep, it had those small three legged creepy things inside it
MCHamed 3 months ago
Ohmygawd he said my name o.o; Apparently I can't watch video games...
kiatonasy 3 months ago in playlist kiatonasy's favorites
stop, drop, and roll...to your death XD
Chancechan 4 months ago
4:59 Funny how the minor monsters are able to hold on screaming after their bodys have been completely disintegrated
Taraquin 4 months ago
"safety bubble" if only he would have played the first one *sigh*
MrJohn6429 4 months ago in playlist toby dead space 2
@MrJohn6429 LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing.
GothamSoul940 4 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
TheSesshydude 4 months ago
what part is the eye stabbing
amyrose9988 4 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Dead Space 2
00:00 00:21 MTV's Room Raiders gone wrong!!!
PassTheMeth15 4 months ago
Toby sucks after 11:07
drifttech234 4 months ago
omg 11:07 longest episode eva!
MsShiningEmerald 5 months ago
writing at 0:18 says "Altman be Praised!" for those wondering...
neokow 5 months ago
Hey, you know my name (Steven).
BeneathTheVioletSky 5 months ago
7:56-8:07 u know what u were talking about ;) dnt deny it toby!
IzZyFoRcE1 5 months ago
my name is jacob how did he know yesterday sucked
ibigrooster11 5 months ago
1, 2, watching you, 3, 4, Gotta watch some more,
5,6, Nice Tricks, 7,8, Your doing Great,
9,10, You died again :(
TehHotRoD 5 months ago 70
@TehHotRoD
Dude you rhymed nice! :D
bigbigjayhawker 3 months ago
NO TOBY. THIS IS NOT AMNESIA. WE DO NOT BUILD WALKWAYS OUT OF MOVABLE ITEMS
AnimeNikkaJamal 5 months ago 36
10:32 Best part of the whole video :)
1DarcsenOfLegend7 5 months ago
1:49 lol toby if u had played the first one u would know that its not a safety bubble...that monster was annoying D:
icsawwdf 5 months ago 2
did anybody beside me recognize it when he started singing a rocketface song?
loverodogs 5 months ago
i didnt like sgu. it got bboring. they didnt fight anything. stargate atlantis was good though
drmntpibb 5 months ago
lol wet floor sign
necromorphassasin 6 months ago
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Stupid Demons.
sjanderson13 6 months ago
Oh the nostalgic corridors of the ishimura
Omnidimension 6 months ago
06:24 omg he's singing to the tune of Paralyzer!! :D
souleaterxstein 6 months ago
Toby: We are going to be friends for a long time battery....Mind if I call you boon?
Me: *falls out of my chair laughing*
Toby you are great!
MrRstivers 6 months ago
Toby: "I owe you my life audience..*scary noise*..I'm dead...I'm dead......I owe you my death audience." Hahahahahaha XD
authoress96 6 months ago
09:31 hmmmm but i unlocked this door in dead space 1 o.0
i5m1thy 6 months ago
M-my name is..Jacob..Toby..how did y- ...BURN THE WITCH! BURN IIIIIIIT!!!!!!!
MasterOddwing 6 months ago
The Ishimura: slightly less horrifying under a blacklight than a typical motel room.
Econniff 6 months ago
The writing sex fear the....then I can't read the rest.
DJrinzler1 6 months ago
i like universe but lotsa ppl dont like it >:l universe is a drama and survival one not action and adventure like SG-1 and atlantis
niallator11 6 months ago
I think I'm going to intentionally never buy the crap being advertised before every single friggen video
dfondr3n 6 months ago
i think that glowing stuff on the walls is blood :D because of the light they become blue :D well lamps in there violet :DDD gays you need imagination and brains :DDD but i like jokes you made about it :D
Sakuramona 6 months ago
hmmmmm i guess b4 all the crews died they went out with a "bang" THAT'S the real reason she left u issac they left that out in dead space 1
thrixxxlol 6 months ago
Jesus there's ejaculate everywhere.
Demon orgy?
selectivexhearing 6 months ago
every room in this video that has all the white stuff I was like thinking.... has the demons masturbated here?... like a lot
sendingful 6 months ago
Don't be a deuchbag demon, don't be a deuchbag......
KingDtwenty2 6 months ago
I love how he didn't even realize that he stomped on a necromorph in a box and went strait to talking about "is it safe" written in blood
nemosonicworld 6 months ago
Damn Thundercats commercial, keeping me from my Toby
Charri67 7 months ago
whats was I talking about , where am I?
missmonster135 7 months ago
is that a stargate i love that show lol
missmonster135 7 months ago
so he owes us his life then let me take it...
IMA CHARGING MA LAZER!!!!
jimbobbyrnes 7 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Dead Space 2
IMMA GURL MOTHA F- (lol if u know)
But yes I'm a girl that plays and watches video games!
MultiSeastorm 7 months ago
"i don't need a med kit" he would be better off using melee through the entire game with an inventory full of medkits
MrJohn6429 7 months ago
Why do
iripete6789 7 months ago
Hey man - my name is Jessica and girls can play games too >_< .. lol :P I know he wasn't being serious
earthgirl9870 7 months ago
nowwhat.com leads to state farm insurance's facebook page
SPONSOR!
RainyDay1010 7 months ago
"I'm gonna go hide in this safety bubble"
Ummmmm....
Thats the pod that was holding the regenerator from the first game...
oakjames120 7 months ago
I watched this when he first posted these, and I am re-watching them again, and I just realized he mentions Stargate..
I nerded all over the floor...
(It was messy)
narutoRC2008 7 months ago
I sneezed.
WHEEEEEW
Kathisophobia 7 months ago
I have a cold and I have not sneezed ONCE
spaztastic90210 7 months ago
I FINALLY sneezed during one of his videos! :D
PGtips109 7 months ago
You said,
I'm the man-duh
And my name is Manda (:
RedHairAndHazelEyes 7 months ago
"if you have to write is it safe in your own blood... i dont think its safe" pssh haha
tmtuttle2010 7 months ago
I love how every time he goes "you think I'm scared of you?" instead of going "No I'm not" he either goes "well you're right" or "I lied I AM scared of you demons!"
Gaara122889 7 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Dead Space 2
Girls can so watch AND play video games. Love you Toby xD
AriaTheGreatForever 7 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Dead Space 2 83
@AriaTheGreatForever thwy sure can but u are also a rare tipe of girl
i chalenge u to a tf2 mach :)
flambello 7 months ago
"YOU'RE A GURL U CANT BE WATCHING VIDEO GAMES!!" I is a gurl, and I is watching video games. (: I WISH TO PLAY THIS GAME! I need to buy it... -_-
EmbryzImprint 7 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Dead Space 2 3
rave lol
XterraJunkie 7 months ago
1:53 - If he played the first one he would realise that IS NOT a safety bubble O_o
Hybridsniper2807 7 months ago
@Hybridsniper2807 what is it? I havent played the first one... /:
EmbryzImprint 7 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Dead Space 2
@EmbryzImprint It's the place where a very angry demon used to be...
Hybridsniper2807 7 months ago
Good thing to know I'm not the only one that sings or hums when I get nervous playing games x'D
xXxwtfpepoxXx 8 months ago 2
7:30 nice assault and "battery" with the battery!
064678543 8 months ago
Teehee!! Toby is singing stuff to the tune of Paralyzer by Finger Eleven....
DAMMIT!! now its stuck in my head...!!!
animefan4eva2 8 months ago
I finally sneezed... :D
ButtMonkey325 8 months ago 2
hahahahah! If you want to laugh your ass off, enter: Whitest kids you know: Blacklight
and then you watch this video and think about the blue stuff!!
uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!!
henkebab13 8 months ago
hahahahah! If you want to laugh your ass off, enter: Whitest kids you know: Blacklight
and then you watch this video and think about the blue stuff!!
uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!!
henkebab13 8 months ago
Toby: Whats this? *reads wall8 Help... happy face?
Me: ಠ_ಠ Toby that says help 'us'. *facepalms*
Sharkie1414 8 months ago
Toby, I dare you to play Dead Space 2 in hard core mode >:)
Sharkie1414 8 months ago 3
ridiculous ? you havent tried the alt fire yet ! that one is a party XD
Seiferzed 8 months ago
what's that white stuff all over the walls? O____O
...seems to me like the aliens had a little party before toby got on ಠ_ಠ
FunnyMonkey205 8 months ago 64
@FunnyMonkey205 good joke but thats blood
MrJohn6429 6 months ago
@MrJohn6429 ....ruined that for me o n o
FunnyMonkey205 6 months ago
@FunnyMonkey205 sorry just wanted to point that out lol
MrJohn6429 6 months ago
@FunnyMonkey205 ಠ_ಠ
tyler10274 4 months ago
favorited 100% for the Stargate references (and for the general lack of interest in Universe....absolutely no offense to anyone who liked it....)
wonderful as always Toby, keep it up :)
.....and by that I mean the gaming...not your....ermm...or anyone else's...uh, nevermind.
pattimus 8 months ago
Lmao its okay toby i feel ur pain when u play this game. I got it for my 360 and am playing it, Hated it first cause im not a big scary gamer, but my friend made me get it but now i think its one of my favorite games now. i give this game a 9.5 the .5 that i dont like is the controls like how u have to aim to shoot. I like my spray N pray game style for scary game. But other wise its awesome
ManiacGamingNetwork 8 months ago
Boone Battery <3
kittycatgirl171717 8 months ago
pff c'mon all the Jessica-girls he said your name-big deal! ...And that was a troll-comment of envy 'cause he didn't said my name XDXDXD
wadjit1 8 months ago
"i'm going to go hide in my safty bubble" --- doesn't everybody want to
babyjesus3343 9 months ago
I think its funny that he didnt even notice he killed something when he smashed that box open near the end! XD
MasterLuxioLightning 9 months ago
toby please make a litearl trailer for saints row: the third please
nutterbutter58 9 months ago
10:15 good advice
zipzapzoopification 9 months ago
How does he forget how the bench works EVERY SINGLE TIME?
xxcutesnakeyxx 9 months ago 4
Is it wrong that I though my dad's voice was a demon? O.o
Tikisayrah 9 months ago 2
"Is it safe?!"
Toby! I'm more concerned by the the fact that you just stomped on a box and blood exploded out of it!!! I MEAN COME ON!!! NOW UR SHOES ARE RUINED!!!
warriorr25 9 months ago 3
I almost made it through the Toby Playthrough of Dead Space 2 and I had to stop, not for any real reason, just for the fact that if I had to sit through another one of Toby's bad jokes I would kill myself.
So I went to bed for the night, woke up, came back, and I was good as new!
warriorr25 9 months ago
I love Tobys laugh at 2:29
:D
MiniBisso 9 months ago 2
if i type "nowwhat dot com" in the url bar, it gets me to the facebook page of State Farm Nation
Maxi3110 9 months ago 2
lol at 6:25 were your parody-ing the song paralyzer by finger eleven? xD
that would be awesome considering i love them!! please answer!! :DD
DezerayTheHedgehog 9 months ago
"if you have to write 'is it safe?' in your own blood, i dont think it is. im just being honest." lol
squelium69 9 months ago
up for the node song
MrTubbylad 9 months ago
Oi! I'm Jessica and I can watch (and play) video games if I want to!
Psh man. I beat the final scene of Portal on my first try!
CimoreneTheRebel 9 months ago
You missed the crate at the elevator :O
FerbyMcDuckles 9 months ago in playlist Dead Space 2
AAAGH these stupid friggin advertisement adds r so irritating i just wanna watch tobuscus NOW!! is that too much to ask! XD
AliceInUnderland666 9 months ago
And now, Boone's a BATTERY!?! T-T
EKisawesome1 9 months ago
thumbs up if you want toby to beatbox at your party
APreOwnedPotato 9 months ago 3
Hmm, I'm beginning to think that...Toby sucks at Dead Space 2. I shoulda known that from the playlist title but I was hoping it was a joke or something :p But seriously, I've learned so many valuable things from this walkthrough that I didn't learn playing the game through 22 times already. Never healing, never upgrading weapons, panic firing and missing all the time--all make the game more challenging! And I'm jealous that I don't have an F button to F.
ZankuroMinazuki 9 months ago
i am the winner of the scavenga hut for the node node node..... lol
1234567kaiser 10 months ago
LOL 4:40 dats what she said!
KingOwnage123 10 months ago
legit way to make extra cash online /watch?v=BMPhsRN19Ms
SuelenBleyt 10 months ago
I can't believe he decided the safest place in the room was -that- spot.
Dead Space 2 - The greatest game to watch people play who NEVER played the first one.
HotaruZoku 10 months ago
@HotaruZoku Dead Space 2 looks better than the 1st one. The plot is a billion times better and makes so much more sense. What do you think? Did you like the 1st one?
nottheonlysinner 10 months ago
@nottheonlysinner Dug it hard. It's one of the greatest gaming experiences I've ever had.
HotaruZoku 10 months ago
"If you have to write help in your own blood... I don't think your odds are very good... Not trying to be a pessimist..."
"If you have to write 'is it safe?' in your own blood... I don't think it is safe. I'm just being honest..."
kibalvr860 10 months ago
"Aww youre sweet. What are you doing there huh? Im right here girl. What are you lookin at? Youll be fine. Its all gonna be fine. Come over tomorrow, we'll hang out! We'll play some dead...space...wait...This is dead space...Which means... Which means youre gonna! N-your-yougonna-Whatareyou!?Wha-Whatisa-whatisa!?Whasatt?NO! GET OUT! GEt Outta! NO NO GET THAT OFF! STOPPIT! STOPPIT!...oh no...god what the heck is goin? Uh oh..she is not gonna be happy when she comes me in a vision in a second..."
DarkClownWCL 10 months ago
@DarkClownWCL Toby should be the voice of Isacc in a dead space movie.
or at least a parody.
Psiborg117 9 months ago
thats not blood >w>
murrrification 10 months ago
boone is a dick D: every time i talk to him hes all pissy and stuff
murrrification 10 months ago
"If your body matches what your demons"...."OHH GOD IM DEAD" Omg toby i lurve you
Pluckins 10 months ago
should I feel special that I'm a girl and I'm thoroughly enjoying watching these or embarassed?
madbar4lifexo 10 months ago 2
@CodeLoyocoismylife yeah I remember the hunter from the first game and I wouldn't be surprised if it makes its return
MrMrFirepants 10 months ago
Toby I freakin love stargate! The fact that you watch it makes me smile! ^^
gobales84 10 months ago
Fuckyeah Toby.
You sing that Finger 11 song
XxLeatonSxX 10 months ago
omg xD lmao
"You mind if I.. call you Boone?"
daccord1 10 months ago
Rofl i felt nervous when i first played through Dead Space 2 after i entered the Hunter room.
CodeLyokoismylife 10 months ago
steampoweref (dot) com let me hack my GF facebook account :D
DevonHeliwe 10 months ago
Did he just squeak at 8:05? I'm pretty sure he did :D
HarunoHero14007 10 months ago
@HarunoHero14007 He coughed. :)
TheUltimatephoenix71 9 months ago 2
I believe we need more El-Ehv-Ah-Torz.
Presentdent 10 months ago
At 10:03-10:07 i was umm..dancing. o.o Ehehehehehe...
AshleyGoesBewm 10 months ago
So much neon blood.... I wonder if my.... O... My blood isn't neon, that sucks.
Zentoris 11 months ago
So, this whole area is in UV lights, and therefore the blood is neon. But when Toby 10:28, what was that? The blood was red.
magentamonkey99 11 months ago
"I need to build a walkway... out of ladders... I see..."
Ziebster 11 months ago
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Ziebster 11 months ago
can anybody tell what kind of laptop his got?
LWproductions2 11 months ago
so... nowwhat.com seems to be some sort of site that existi for some reason and i dont quite understand what that reason is...
RAMAR713 11 months ago
nowwhat.com
powkakashi 11 months ago
YAY! I, too, love Stargate and hate Universe.
@TobyGames, your awesome level just went up yet another notch.
Snapjinx 11 months ago
Songs featured in this video: "Node" by Toby Turner
ThatDudeOverThere117 11 months ago
I FINALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE.
You sound like a South Park voice actor <3
But honestly, your voice is love~~
CheeryChan1243 11 months ago
OMG, when he was talking to Jacob and Steven I was all "It would be awesome if he said my name :) Out of all the names in the world, though..." And then- "Jessica?!"
Me = o_O
MCRdynamite 11 months ago 83
@MCRdynamite so your name is jessica
simslover1113 9 months ago
@simslover1113 Yeah.
MCRdynamite 9 months ago
@azacoolie71 hahahaha yeah you´re right xD
thundercyrus 11 months ago
Your laugh is adorkable <3
snow2tears 11 months ago 2
toby you is so funny dat if i was gey ten i would laugh so hard i would get "exited" every time you talk.......0.o
tacoface5000 11 months ago
My names Jacob. O.o
McBlargy 11 months ago
"You guys are not making this any easier, your making it slightly harder, and by that i do not mean my... cphhfasgfcoplblufcsluf *cough*. What was i talking about?"
Real Classy Toby
flabbalabba1331 11 months ago 63
3:54.
theabbycadabby1 11 months ago
I LOVE STARGATE ASWELL TOBY!!!! we have so much in common =) lol
Dylanlovesyourface 11 months ago
Dead space 2 is racist... all the black necromorphs are stronger than the white ones..... rofl.
netallbrand 11 months ago
i cant go a game comentary cuz ill says what the balls all the time
Revan69911 11 months ago
ill continue watching Toby play just because he can beat box...and game :)
b0obar 11 months ago
Someone did a wonderful paint job in here.
alishadubb 11 months ago
9 people dont like ........... i uh ill be back
youngsooshe 11 months ago
open all power node doors....... the advanced SUIT
youngsooshe 11 months ago
omg i love that show too
kingthe13 11 months ago
7:30 ftw SHOOTING MONSTERS IN THE CROTCH! naughty toby!
MrRandomnizer 11 months ago