Loveline Dumbest Caller

[dustinf11]

Anyone who didn't know what he was talking about was either not paying attention or as clueless as she was. Plain and simple.

[F50Italia]

Do you have a brain tumor?

[IndividualistBeauty]

I thought it was a sexual innuendo as well. I'm male and have an IQ of above 130. She may be stupid, but not for the reasons given. She's calling a show that pertains to sex, come on. I question how intelligent Adam actually is, frankly.

[DrunkbutSmart]

@IndividualistBeauty Carolla is very intelligent. He is frequently also, but not all of the time, an ignoramus. If you don’t know the difference, well, then shame on you. I’ll take an intelligent ignoramus over a book-smart twit any day.

[redreaper2020]

I wish Adam would return to Loveline! It was a staple of my teenage years. Best sex ed ever.

[Shaunson1000]

what do you mean like the door way??!!lol

[drstrangelove09]

Did she actually finally understand or did someone tell her what to say? I have a hard time accepting that she is as stupid as it seemed.

[ilyA7x]

Damn corolla is an ignorant bitch..

Why do I not hear Drew call him out on him being so sexist?

[DiamondCutterBang]

@ilyA7x

I'm guessing you never listened to Loveline back when it was popular. Carolla made the show famous and Drew basically agrees with him on most points. Loveline was good from 1995-2005, now the show is garbage.

[BRYAN351]

@ilyA7x Probably because after decades of dealing with retarded women, Dr. Drew now agrees with Adam.

[Maximillian843]

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S STUPID AND SHE'S STALLING FOR TIME.

[xPulse582]

Hahahah i agree. 70 cents to our dollar? Way too much! holy hell dumb broad. Drew's book is great by the way

[MagnisiumOxide]

Alack! Shakes spear doth lives again

[vaderisasoxfan]

T-T-TODAY JOONYUH

[sxdxdb1]

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[brenden1115]

So funny I almost pissed my pants!

[HesterDW]

lmao shes probably fucked up

[batboyjhg]

lol

[thewhorocks524]

" 5' 12", almost 6'. '' WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[ChestRockwell1983]

"I talk to a Chia Pet I get more answers". lmao

[Staplesz]

wow she is dumb

[thedenimeffect]

i miss this show, DAMN YOU D/FW!

[ShelbyyRenkk]

ahahahahaha

[call4c]

listen you witch haha

[zigzagzom]

5'12" xD durrrrr

[emann43]

okay right okay the FLOOR IS WHERE YOUR FEET GO RIGHT?!?!?!

[dukesava]

How dumb is this bitch?

[logan1776]

BRING BACK ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[teegungray2]

retard



[tifa1904]

How stupid is this women? I mean really

[tryp420247]

I seriously thought they were talking about the vertical size of the... slit

[cooljules05]

"just because i enjoy pain" ohhh adam

[VFDbranch13]

"okay one second" NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

[chrisconnell]

3:00

"LMAO! Is that Philis Diller on the other line?

bwhahahahhahahha"

[SocrTrump]

If he drinks his milk and eats cheese, he can get there in 6 months... or almost half a year.

[Julez117isKIA]

i wuz kinda sad when Carolla left but i still love seeing him on Family Guy

[GrassValleyGreg]

Adam and Drew were awesome. I still like Loveline but I do miss the old days

[bobanddavid90]

This legitimately frustrated me, haha.

[ctraw]

Wow she was prob drunk atm lol how dumb

[MMskate100]

I thought he was talking about her vagina too. lol

[jesterofdimensionz]

I miss Adam on love line

[gmartin8213]

Dumbass



[UltimateSportsFan1]

Wow that was kinda funny she is sooo retarded.

[Proud2BeAPirate]

This actually made me mad.

[MrVash007]

@Proud2BeAPirate im sure u would chik

[Nokandouhbooboo]

This is just annoying. And i knew she had the wrong idea the whole time, you could tell she thought they were trying to make sexual jokes, but they didn't catch on to that till almost 8 mins in lol... STILL, she's dumb.

[othfan96]

That's an easy question though...

[ExtremethBohemeth]

seth green is awesome.

[xPulse582]

Hahhahahahahahhahahahha soo funny

[Kuresumi]

Dr Drew and Psycho Mike ftw :D

[Berthyelia]

I ACTUALLY THINK THAT they can be super rude, and intimidating, and I'm sure she didn't understand them . She should have Hung up.

[othfan96]

@Berthyelia It was an obvious question though!

[FruitpunchFTW]

"She's laughing because she's stupid and she's stalling for TIME!" Hahahaha!!

[chachaandpowpow]

omg that was excruciating...

[LOGIC42369]

LMAO WHAT A TARD

[Trevor10]

SIX FEET U DUMB BITCH!!

[kmklover]

IM OUTRAGED ITS OVER 40 CENTS TO MY DOLLAR. I REALLY AM.

[PetriSoul]

I'm.... astonished. Should we feel sorry for stupid people? Because I mostly feel anger towards them.

[Toolfan322]

kinda fell sad to live here....lol

[caboose391]

Ontario California? Good one.

[matthewscottgray]

@caboose391 It's a city in California.

[caboose391]

@matthewscottgray True, it's also a pretty populated Provence in Canada. We get Loveline up here too.

[2000LightYearsAway]

"Listen, you wench..." God I love the Ace Man <3

[quixoto]

I bet she's very attractive.

[AnimalCarnage]

@quixoto No. This girl is not attractive. She's gotta be SMOKING HOT.

[quixoto]

@AnimalCarnage

She would have to be if anyone could stand her.

[VelvetVixen09]

Omg she's so stupid, and 23 wow..

[bigstickcop]

@VelvetVixen09 most people in their early 20s are pretty stupid...

[DannyBoy443]

@bigstickcop A lot actually. Even after 25 it's sketchy.

[skelotorvsbeastman]

i do think im 5 12 im almost 6 but ima say im 5 12 fuck that ur fucking 6 not 5 12 thats not even a height its like saying im 6 21/2 im 6 2 retards

[ShannonGailTakacs]

Adam girls like that make women look bad, WERE NOT ALL LIKE THAT...

[rubberhamburger]

Your a typical hipster. All you did was rebuttal some crap you had heard before, hoping it would come out intelligent. Just because you know what a Thesis is, does not make you smart. Your mother should have had to apply for a permit to have you. Instead she applied for a group of frat boys to run a train on her.

[rubberhamburger]

This girls is absolutely retarded. Just think, her and her husband have probably barfed out 4 kids. All women should be sterilized at birth and we should have to apply for birth permits.

[gibsonsg91921]

@rubberhamburger all women?

[rubberhamburger]

@gibsonsg91921 Yes, all women. Because of retard, narcissists like you. You can't just cover drug addicts and drunks. Stop being so offended, and self important. I'd bet you have an item in you house that was manufactured in China. There they are allowed to have only 1 child because of over population. The world can only support so many people, and unfortunately it's the lower half of the I.Q. spectrum that is crapping out most of the kids. Go polish your Prius you self important ass.

[gibsonsg91921]

@rubberhamburger hey bro i hate women as much as the next affluent white libertarian, but you need some of them for the human race to survive. i don't hear anyone proposing laboratory ova

[Heligoland43]

whoa, fuck you, adam, you get morons all the time and plenty of them are men. --point and case, the husband.

god, their poor kids.

[pretorious700]

what you walk through you fucking idiot!!!!!!!

[dubzt3hdon]

I'm like 5' 12" almost 6' HAHAHA

[losbanosmonkey]

LMFAO its a woman.. go figure..

[phantomhockeyzero]

6'12........

[ForgottenSoul700]

"It's funny because she's stupid and she's stalling for time." 

[Archmetal06]

@08isWELLhung  fuck california... bunch of hypocrits out there. in the midwest things are more sophisticated.

[08isWELLhung]

@Archmetal06 So sophisticated you can't spell hypocrite, I'd say that's the definition of a hypocrite right there. I will give you this though, you are the undisputed champion of having too much time on your hands. You looked through 2 years of comments before deciding to reply to mine. Shows you have a lot of shit to do out there in Wyoming or wherever the fuck you're from. Colorado's the only state that's worth a damn between California and Chicago.

[Archmetal06]

@08isWELLhung actually no, i skimmed thru the comments i did not read every one of them and ironically i am in Colorado you fucktard.

[08isWELLhung]

@Archmetal06 Never liked the word fucktard. It doesn't really flow off the tongue, and you probably should have defended your true home of Kansas City instead of hiding behind the great state of Colorado.

[windycity708773]

lol

[macarion]

@jcpelly Yeah.

[sxdxdbzv4]

Loveline was the greatest radio show ever when Carolla was on it. It's still alright but something about Ace/Drew together was awesome. They could discuss anything and it was entertaining.

DROP TROU WATCH FOR BRAKELIGHTS 4 LIFE

[HappyJackProduction1]

They found the dumbest group of people OMFG.......um im 5 foot 12 lol.

[bigstickcop]

@HappyJackProduction1 that is a pretty retarded answer but that is in fact, by science, considered a legit answer believe, believe it or not.

[HappyJackProduction1]

@bigstickcop Well there goes my faith in science lol.

[inglesidecatamaran]

Ontario, CA was once known as the meth addiction capital of the west coast.

[silverdumper1]

she was "misinterpretting" for about 6 minites. She was confused as to why a penis enlarges. At some point, you've gotta realize that theres no smoke and mirrors, just a plain old simple question: "How tall is your doorway?"

[dgr89cof]

GOD!!!!!! i miss adam on love line but still i listen to them every EVERY night cuz i work night shift. They kickass till this day, but nobody NOBODY CAN REPLACE ADAM C.

[hetnerd]

hahah

[hetnerd]

Do they have this show still?

[Jordaannn11]

@hetnerd

Yeah its on sun-thurs from 10-12

[HappyJackProduction1]

@Jordaannn11 Ya, whenever they decide to air it, fucking q 101 in chicago didnt have them on last night, i was pissed. I like to drive around stoned and listen lol, so i had no choice but to go get a blowjob from a hooker i was so bored lol. State line baby!!!!!!! LOL

[krohn23]

@hetnerd yes go to there site and find out what station is near you new episode Sunday - thursday

[liquidyou]

What a dumb ass

[ImSoAwesomePossum]

Seth Green's voice is so soothing... *swoons*.

[sxdxdbzV3]

anyone know the date of this episode?

[redreaper2020]

Oh god, I'd tell the woman to GB2KItchinz, but she'd probably not know how much food to cook...

God she's fucking retarded. This is why women are stupid.

[yiassoufile]

i remember listening to this love..fucking classic..i miss this

[gd129]

if you listen to it objectively you can understand why she misunderstood. first off, when people are calling you stupid incessantly, and asking you questions to prove you're not, you tend to overthink the questions.

then Adam asks her jokingly about the measurements of her clit and then instead asks for the measurements of a "doorway". she assumes he's still talking about something in the vaginal area, misunderstands everything after as some weird innuendo and laughs throughout.

[bigstickcop]

@gd129 quit defending her you idiot. You must be her friend. You know, the one on the left that sounds just as much of a bimbo as the caller herself

[redreaper2020]

@gd129 Christ you moron, in the time it took her to reply "7 feet" I could have HUNG A GODDAMN DOOR FIXED THE FUCKING DOORWAY AND FUCKED HER IN THE ASS

[summercures2]

@gd129: I kind of get what you're saying. It could in fact be the reason why she was confused by the question. Possibly. Good insight :)

[SAMSIZZLE123]

@gd129 Umm no dude

[gd129]

@SAMSIZZLE123 thanks for your useless response. Do you want to mention why I am I wrong? Is that not how it went down? Did Adam not at :53 say clitoris and then at 1:03 say doorway right after? Could this have not caused a miscommunication? I'm not saying the girl's a genius, but on this count I don't think she can be blamed for misinterpreting.

[SAMSIZZLE123]

@gd129 I guess your right from 1:03 threw 2:44 but from 2:44 threw the end you can tell she's completely retarded. Thats how your wrong.

[seemeinHD]

lmao wow did she say how old she is?

[63smwarpig]

@seemeinHD sarah/23 from ontario CA

[gr33ninkdotcom]

ask the dumb girl to estimate how tall the door is. um duh

[kevinISaSEXYbeast1]

i listen to this every night when i go to bed lol

[shuckslbj]

What kinda bike do you have haha

[hiPlasma]

the FLOORS WHERE YOUR FEET GO!!! OKAY????

[pandakills92]

lol my door way is about 7 feet high about lol aah an iam a girl an i just looked at ti an thats waht i got shes a fuck head she took to many dick to the head

[vIIvGamer]

Wow hahaha

[TaxDayRecords]

FUCK THIS GIRLS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MatsuLoveLust]

XD a chea pet and get more answers

[SpaceG]

haahahahahaaashDhafhajskfgksag­jkj

[captainpegs07]

1. woman

2. canadian

I was actually IMPRESSED with her brains.

[akendall97]

@captainpegs07 Because it said she was from Ontario means she's Canadian? Or did you hear that Carolla mentioned Ontario is also a city in California??

[Nugglashine]

@captainpegs07 Ontario California dumbass

[lilmissalwaystrouble]

Wow, this is just painful! haha

[laxation]

my main man manaise

[kibareef]

LMAO i'm rolling around the floor

[zackjp]

how long ago was carolla in loveline

[bridgetrae96]

@DANNY2DANNY1 no. shes the girl that gives blondes a bad name

[DANNY2DANNY1]

BLONDE!!!

[Colma418]

Look at this Enica1980 broad, how you gonna comment about lack of intelligence as you double- and triple-post your two comments?

[seeman2010vg]

"Listen, Stonehenge."

[correip]

since she had so many DUIs, adam should have asked her how tall a beer bottle is

[Theandrewdowd]

this is fucking painfull. how can you be so dumb

[elementz1986]

God I miss the Drew/Carolla days of Loveline....this was my sexual education growing up :)

[Enica1980]

This is funny ass shit and she is dumb as a box of rocks! That aside, men can talk all the shit they want about the 7:10 ratio, but you guys MARRY those stupid broads. If a man that dumb tried throw his game down with me, I'd tell him to hustle and flow his ass right on past me! You guys make it okay for women to act that way. It sickens me...

[Enica1980]

lol She must be SO pretty!

[ALRULZ1965]

How do idiots like that survive?

[Karerock]

About 6 - 7 feet?

I'm a woman

[tombor6]

@Karerock Usually 6'8", Nice job baby doll!

[Karerock]

I think 6 - 7 1/2 feet

I'm a woman

[AlecKronicle]

@icthruu4evr um not really

[corp0ral]

"I talk to a Chia Pet, I'd get more answers"

[Halo3Ph0enix]

@AlecKronicle i do the exact same thing, but im 13.

[flyingdingoIV]

adam.......carolla (marco polo)

[gumbykid314]

I heard this crap live, I actually was shocked how dumb she was

[RegnetCordes]

do i hear seth green??? yes i do. im suprised more people are talking about their dicks than that. lol

[Jon95McC]

@AlecKronicle haha im 14 i stay up and listen except now its dr drew and psycho mike its hilarious!

[fafinaf]

lovelinestream . com/ to listen to loveline 24/7 only episodes with adam and dr drew stream. no commercials have fun!

[TheUmbrellaCorpX]

@AlecKronicle i still listen to the show its called loveline and its with dr drew and crazy mike its funny as hell

[KickBackLip1]

@TheUmbrellaCorpX it's actually psycho mike

ur not a fan .

[Trancemaster2052]

Somebody married that dumb bitch? Unbelievable. Some guys really are desperate.

[backlippy777]

That was the best call I have ever heard. The ending was the cherry on top!

Damn that is funny stuff!

[samonzo1221]

@AlecKronicle I did the exact same thing growing up. I couldn't get to sleep unless I was listening to Loveline...

[BeautyFetish]

@samonzo1221 omfg! I thought I was the only person who did that! I am addicted to love line, i only discovered it like a month ago though. I had no clue it's been on the radio for years. Lol but I'm glad i'm just finding it, because I love phycho mike, and nott this adam character.

[Gothgirl4370]

@BeautyFetish lol me too! i discovered it when searching for music on my phone radio! i listen to it every night lol

[BeautyFetish]

@Gothgirl4370 lol funny. that's exactly how i found it too.

[Yoshi181313]

@BeautyFetish yea before adam there was a guy called Stryker he was the man. But he left, then came adam, and he left. now Phsyco mike came a.k.a rudy, spencer, and hes the man. Stinky Pinky game is the best! and Dr, Drew is the Doc. Been listening since i was in high school =p

[dleeLAL90]

@Yoshi181313 Uh, Stryker came after Adam. Stryker sucked ass, btw. Adam was on Loveline for 10 years before Stryker and HE (Adam) was the man/greatest host of Loveline with Drew.

[zezimawanabefriends]

@samonzo1221 i do it every night lol

[dvmo]

@samonzo1221 i still cant. i visit the old archives ever night and pick a good old episode with adam at random :)

[animeadictgirl]

@samonzo1221 same. parts of middle and high school i couldn't sleep without listening to loveline. i'm just staring to listen to it again.

[supapintofreak]

@samonzo1221 i fall alseep before i can hear it :( Sixth Sense put me to sleep

[mfredrickson]

@samonzo1221 me too

[jcantlie]

5'12"...almost 6' LOL

[calvinlotz]

I think at the time, when I would stay up and listen to this with headphones, I didn't realize how young both of them actually were (I'm that age now).

[montereybaylove]

@AlecKronicle amen brother



[dan2hamilton]

HAHAHA

[everytim3w3t0uch]

listen you wench!