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  • well that didnt work

  • Random jockey at 0:14

  • Do you even realize how much 100 witches would suck 0.o

  • so jar

  • Use the chainshaw-.-

  • How about boomer bile?

  • Wizardcup97 you are so correct LOL

  • 0:55, Jockey... LOLWUT

  • sounds like a justin bieber concert

  • Love the random Jockey streaker at 0:56

  • use boomer bile!:D

  • burn the witch

  • 0:57

    Jockey:GET ME OUT OF HERE!

  • OMFG !

  • 0:57 Did anyone notice a Jockey?

  • Like Kids In School when they see some blood :)

  • 192 people startled the Witch.

  • 99 problems,but a witch is one.

  • R.I.P headphone users

  • @123archielizzieshely u are correct

  • One is no problem, Spas 12, up close, in the head, 100, we gotta go get some bile ;D

  • @stalky2010 you would likely get infected if your not wearing a condom but you wont get close enough

  • 0.0

  • I actualy will fuck them all :D

  • man you just cant kill those fricken whores

  • Omg the witches are freaking crazy

  • I jacked off to left 4 dead 2 times today

  • @dburge100 so, you find blood and gore, zombies, guns, and witches arousing?

  • STOP BITCHIN AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!

  • Nossa Chega Da Medo AshuAsuhA

  • Dat noise

  • i hate witches more than anything

  • JOCKEY OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

  • Funny looking 0:55 Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch... JOCKEY?!

  • LOL!!!!

  • i wonder if you get infected by having sex with those things :)

  • @Stalky2010

    That's disgusting!

    You use a fu(king Condom while fu(king dead things!

  • @Stalky2010

    No, but unless you have a straight jacket on her she'll tear your limbs apart.

  • @Stalky2010 Ew

  • @Stalky2010 I would be the one to try

  • it ain't work man how did i alone defeat a 10000 witches

  • how do you get the 100 witches ? just wondering cause that'd be badass to see for myself ! I'd be scared though lmfao xD

  • my ears!!

  • lol random jockey at 0:55

  • more like 100 bitches

  • RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • 0:00 to skip ads

  • @AtheismCentral You know this doesn't work. So tits or GTFO!

  • you ever watch a quiet video and forget to turn the volume down on your headphones, then switch to a video of screaming infected?

  • I like how you actually played it. A lot of people will just show you all the witches

  • Thats fucked up.

  • Thumbs up for the one jockey :D

  • why didn't he try bile bomb?

  • @PhoenixRebirth117 because the witch wouldnt take any damage from the common infected they are too strong so it would only piss off the witches they wouldnt attack eachother like common infected

  • WELL IF YOU GUYS DONT WANT ADS DOWNLOAD ADD BLOCKER GAWD.....

    takes away every ad on every website

  • 0:57 jockey lol

  • 0:25 LOL! Another Random Jockey!

  • jockey was running with the ladies >:D

  • twilight consert

  • Try chainsaw =)

  • 0:31 Dragon claw Specs!

  • see coach you need hug not bug.

  • the very last part u see a jockey XD

  • zombie are idiots. Who trades a delisious survivor burger for a cold beeping pipe bomb?

  • boomer bile???

  • I am tired of seeing that Cloud gaming ad. I don't mind ads, I just want a fucking different ads when I watch these gameplay videos!

  • WTF killed witches when u went down the second time

  • it looks like there is justin bieber concert! lol :D

  • xD

  • 100 witches vs. Coach

  • thumbs up if you saw the jockeyu climb the fance at 0:50 in thew backround

  • bitches be crazy...

  • lol jockey 0:21

  • 0:56 jockeys!

    

  • drunk witch at 0:50 to 0:52

  • ROFL.

  • they heared justin bieber more than 10 minutes without a break xD

  • Two words.

    Ear Rape.

  • 0:19 ``Fire In the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA!!!!!``

  • 100 witches, 1 jockey

  • @oLithiumzii 1 spitter.

  • Those are Justin Bebier fans!!!

  • Now thats what i call a lesbian orgy!!!!

  • 0:56 WTF a jockey?

  • @alexrules181 Do they break pretty much even with what they have to spend? I bet they make way more profit than the site costs and still steadily increase ads regardless. That's capitalism, I figure they use ads instead of it being a pay site cause that makes them more money that way and if it didn't than they'd charge 5$ a month. I doubt they keep it this way to be nice, that's just ridiculous. Why defend them? People complain how MANY ads, not that there’s enough to provide free service.

  • @alexrules181 ya buddy u tell em bitches wats rlly going on but some r too stupid to realize it man

  • @alexrules181 Actually Youtube was ads free before Google took over, they managed juuuust fine, so shut your trap wannabe

  • @alexrules181

    ITs fucking youtube I don't want to see adds, its bullshit capitalism

  • here lies nicks ex girlfriends still waiting for his return

  • o O (Grenade Launcher) ... :D

  • Witch=chick who was on her period when she got infected

  • all surviors hav auto shotgun and all hav molotov and that will work

  • the people who make the comments about justin bieber are more annoying than his fans.

  • random jockey at 0:55

  • @NiceTry7890 giggity..

  • @NiceTry7890 jockey: im on tv guys wooooooooooooo

  • @NiceTry7890 its at :57

  • @NiceTry7890 wow so fucking true!

  • its like the glorious day when justin bieber dies! :D

  • woah. .oO PIPEBOMB, BITCHES!!! U BE ON FIRE!!!

  • they should all make me a sandwich

    

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  • 0:51 el jockey esta en la serca o:57 jockeyyyy

  • 100 witches 1 jockey

  • @cpmusic justin bieber is the reason why the witch is always crying

  • Wow I Think Justin Beiber Wass The reason to the zombie infection spreadning!

  • lol the inquisition?

  • Witch: a dumped chick.

  • COOL ~! 

  • sarap i BigBang ng Zombies...

  • @blacklover12162010 what did you say dude

  • @bonesmasher13 Bigbang its a GTA cheat i wish i could use it here...lol...juz bring a car close to the zombie do the cheat and BOOOM!!!...haha...dude?...duh!­...

  • @blacklover12162010 ok then where are you from anyway ?

  • Shes crying because her kitchen burned down.

  • They Herd One Of Justin Bieabers Songs

  • you should use the green potion then use pipe bomb or molotov cocktail

  • do u guys think its worth it to buy this game these days?

  • @rohanros no get a call of duty game

  • HOLY SH*T! ITS THE MAENADS! RUUUUUUN!

  • 100 sandwiches please.

  • Fire + Witch = Need more pills!!.  182 People got witched!!

  • Why aren't they in the kitchen?

  • @MrDelusionalPenguin cause they're witches not bitches xD

  • @remco366 wahey!

  • @MrDelusionalPenguin whao you got 100 moms?

    

  • I WANNA KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!!

  • @MissGuidedTruth In game, press the ` button (Beside number 1) type sv_cheats 1 and then z_spawn witch, you will spawn a witch at your crosshair's position. I never played for quite a while now but if i remember right, you can put something like bind z_spawn witch f, that way everytime you press the f button, a witch spawns, provided that the cheats are on.

  • The witches are crying beacuse the store ran out of Pancake mix....

  • BITCH!Oops I meant WITCH!

  • 182 people want to die by witches

  • did anyone else notice that the witches being set on fire by other witches got mauled

  • LOL HOW DID U DO THAT!?

  • BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!!!

  • Please go on my friends list and look for left4dead3fanclub Please subscribe to him if you want Left 4 Dead 3 out! :)

  • on time i killed a witch just by bashing a her with a fire axe

  • lol chuck norris vs 100 witches...hes owned there

  • wheres the bile bomb! coudnt they pick some up at the store with the cola? ugh damn recession bloody government cutting my bile bombs

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  • falto el bilis de boomer ja

  • um....is this real? because if it is.....there...is no way...i am geting this game!

  • Me: Hey! Whats on my shopping list today?

    Random Voice: Dunno

    Me: *Goes to market in witch city*

    Random Voice: Watch Out!

    Me: Shut Up!

    Random Voice: Fine....

    Me: *Hears crying*

    Witch: Whaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Me: Are you OK little girl?

    Witch: *Sniff* GWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA!!!!!!!

  • they should of tried bio bomb

  • xD

  • the city of witches.

    things to do: die die die

    people: super ugly witches zombies

    so if you want to fuck your life, come to the witch city!! no payment granted :P

  • @philipinoboy13 Thats the lamest shit ive ever heard..

  • @MrTomjej well can you think of anything better than mine?

  • @philipinoboy13 "Super ugly witches zombies"? That didnt give any fucking sense.

  • @philipinoboy13 That was worthless.

  • tthe reason witches cry is that the tank bitch slaped her.....

  • hahaha

    

  • Loads of justin biebers ahhhhhh

  • @Punkrock3011 lol

  • Put them all in the same spot and startle them and you get this: watch?v=t24SjFHq1Yk

  • Was this like an old Mutation or something?

  • There was a discount on the 5Kg sugar pouch

  • I got 99 problems and a witch ain't one.

  • @boozooka737 Nice reference -

    I got 99 problems, but a gun ain't one! ~Nikolai, Black Ops Zombies

  • @TheHersheyzkissez Actually, It's a reference from a song (which is what Nikolai references from) which goes "I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one".

  • @TheHersheyzkissez wow your dumb lol

  • um...beiber rape?

    jockey's like: what the hell!!!! why me!?! why rapists!!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • lol guys look at the jockey pass by at 0:57 while all the witches are screaming

  • what the fuck

  • lol

  • this was the playboy park after the infection :D haha

  • Justin bieber fans =3

  • you need nuke or Chuck here anything else wont do a shit

  • Chuck Norris killed all of them :D

  • Fire in the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • First thing, WTF?!

    Second, There were 100 witches because it was a lesbian party

  • There's acually 181 witches.

  • They found out the supermarket ran out of sugar...

  • @TheTeaClownCircus Did Coach eat all of it?

  • @Bittergamer1886 Yeah, then he digivolved into Coachoppermon!

  • @TheTeaClownCircus What's this? COACH is evolving! *evolving music* Coach has evolved into COACHOPPERMON! CONGLATURATION! A WINER IS YOU!