You don't know how much of a monster Rick Perry is until you live in his state for your entire life. You only witnessed approximately 12.257% of his real form. You'd live in sheer terror, possibly commit suicide, if you saw the complete 100% of him.
at least you tried. but honestly, compared to the effort that went into this, it's just not really funny, not the script, not the timing, nor the delivery. sorry, better luck next time!
How can anyone dislike this? This shit is epic.
TehFlashPwnsAll 2 months ago
Why didn't Perry show this wonderful side of himself in the first place?
PERRY 2012 PERRY 2012 PERRY 2012
TheycallmeFuzzy 2 months ago
You don't know how much of a monster Rick Perry is until you live in his state for your entire life. You only witnessed approximately 12.257% of his real form. You'd live in sheer terror, possibly commit suicide, if you saw the complete 100% of him.
bvadams1234 2 months ago
FUCK!! RICK PERRY IS VOLDEMORT!!! (and what the hell happened to his voice?)
xonaag 2 months ago
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cowsquid 2 months ago
seems legit
Ombrenuit 2 months ago 13
i was having a good trip untill now....
kookkevin 2 months ago 9
*an* otherworldly monster. not "a"
quiksilvr 2 months ago 2
If a Rick Perry strong ad parody has more dislikes than likes, then you fail at life.
HolyReaperX01 2 months ago
@HolyReaperX01 100% true story. I don't like Rick at all but this vid blows and isn't funny. I'd rather hang out with Rick IRL :(
jihadjared 2 months ago
best one yet!
hambone0000 2 months ago
Megatron will be Perry's VP.
0stanley0steamer0 2 months ago
TL:DR
berkeley94608 2 months ago
this is the first election I get to vote in, last thing I want is to accidentally use that vote for EVIL!
ensayre 2 months ago
craaaaapy kill yourself! the original was more lulzy butthurt ppl all round!
iberilop 2 months ago
at least you tried. but honestly, compared to the effort that went into this, it's just not really funny, not the script, not the timing, nor the delivery. sorry, better luck next time!
SpaceBambino 2 months ago
*an other worldly
Jesus, are these superior beings just as dumb as your typical American?
Cause I'm not impressed.
TheCynicalCynic 2 months ago
proof of the illuminati!
assas1n101 2 months ago
gold leader reporting in
ivar3145 2 months ago
Apparently, articulate speech is only possible when in his true form.
MrWoofington 2 months ago
I just had this feeling and here's the proof.
Ethantheundeadninja 2 months ago
This is fucking genius.
All /b/ros report in
TehFlashPwnsAll 2 months ago
Fear and terror huh?
Xtream3amer 2 months ago
Anyone else think he looks like something from resident evil ?
MrGermantim 2 months ago
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spikmonkeyman1 2 months ago
Damn. Rick Perry is creepy as hell 0.0
koolkeith1985 2 months ago