1982 - Carvel Santa and Chanukah cakes

[MaximusRelaximus]

Dear Carvel:

You're welcome for my having a happy holiday. Thank you. Little Timmy wants to know when you found out that Santa Claus is a whale.

Sincerely,

Fudgystein.

[CakeToppers4u]

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[TheBeanbagFamily]

You could also make a whale out of the Santa cake

[cnmmnc8852]

@theliberalmedia08 The old Tom C. knew more about selling a product he started from Day 1 than all of the $hitheads with MBA's and Masters in Marketing will in a thousand years. Sure, he didn't need to wear 2 thousand dollar suits, wear teased hair, slick one liners, computer anime and know-it-all double entendres to sell an ice cream cake. I'm glad to have lived in a time where there was once real people who carried themselves simply before glorified b.s. artists and transnational corporates..

[billboncasey]

As You Know I Saw This Commercial On WNBC During Family Ties On December 4,1984 at 11:00 am



[MiHiVidz]

If the Chanukah cake is Cookie-Puss turned upside down, does that make Cookie-Puss a Nazi?

[WispierTetrahedrons]

Here's the weird thing, not only is this the same mold as Fudgie the Whale, but Fudgie the Whale serves 13 to 15 and Santa only serves 10 to 12.

[Dablkwid0w2008]

@WispierTetrahedrons

damn i aint even see that good eye

[ChachiTelevision1979]

Cheap basterd couldn't create Santa's own mold. "Let's just flip Fudgie the whale."

[tsartodd]

Hanukkah Harry buys his holiday cakes at Carvel.

[thunder97]

Oh GAWD I am so craving some ice cream cake know!

[cnmmnc8852]

Old Mr. Tom C was a trip.He understood more about advertising/marketing than college/corporate instructors will in their whole lifetimes. A person who believes in his product 1000% is worth more than a ton of hired actors. Doesn't matter if his voice isn't hypnotic, he’s genuine. He was the real deal, no acting. Don't try to impress anyone with your being sophisticated. Who cares??? Thanking you and/or wishing everyone a happy holiday is decency. Return to the fundamentals. Drop the b.s.

[stone412]

Patton Oswald was right! Thom Carvel DOES sound like Tom waites gurgling hot asphalt or something simillar to that nature! This dick is either too cheap to hire for voiceovers or he loves to hear what it sounds like while he's shitting. Sounds to me he's got a face for radio and a voice for friggin;' neither tv NOR radio!

[learo05]

They only had the two molds, but wow, did they know how to use them!!

[shellagrl]

@learo05  and he sold no wine before it was time!!!

[Numbuh700]

Back when ice cream cakes were really ice cream cakes, compare this to the plastic crap we eat now.

[tvfan103]

wow wish they had a carvel in arkansas because the commercial is so enticing :)

[FluxCurrent]

Patton Oswalt speaks the truth

[mrceebees14]

I remember getting the Santa cake when I was a kid, damn, nearly 30 years ago.

[buzzlewie]

Always ends with "Thank-You."

[faulisdead]

I never forget his mucus voice

[o0Marijne0o]

They used a Fudgie the Whale mold to make Santa, how cheap..

[mason000]

It's Fudgie the Whale turned over. PATTON OSWALT WAS RIGHT!

[TheLegendfamily]

@mason000: "You couldn't cut those things w/a fucking LIGHTSABER!!" 

[illuminatioracle]

damn. christmas 1982

[Bestclips00]

I remember Carvel in Hallandale Beach Florida.

[Tulkastaldo]

He kind of sounds like Burl Ives.

[circusitch]

@Tulkastaldo He doesn't sound at all like Burl Ives. This guy sounds more like Gunther Toody from Car 54.

[GarcianSmith891]

Oh Patton....you were so right....

[doobiesmoke15]

Why is the end of Santa's hat shaped like a fin?

[skippydmb]

@doobiesmoke15 The pan for Santa was fudgy the whale turned to the side. It looks ridicules if you ask me but i bet it is still yummy.

[Swayzee68]

Hey, what you call cheap was really ahead of it's time -- thinking Green by not being wasteful! :)

[zphalgirl87]

That's SO cheap... they used the same mold for Chanukah as Cookie Puss... and the same mold for Santa as the whale!

[illuminatioracle]

@zphalgirl87 the santa one was the fudgie the whale mold

[Soundboy6]

Patton Oswalt was RIGHT!

HOLY BALLS!

[vjm3]

@Soundboy6 PATTON OSWALT!! THAT IS HIS NAME!!!

I've been searching for it for the last 20 MINUTES!! THANK YOU!!!!

[mrbe5a1r]

Cookie Puss is Jewish!

I KNEW IT.

[bluebike2008]

LOL I like the cakes.

[SCGMLB]

Yeah, but Cookie O'Puss is Catholic.

[rickyspectacular]

I remember seeing this ad when I was 11 and yelling at the TV "That's just Fudgie the Whale turned upside down!!!!!" To this day, I can remember my outrage. Awesome.

[jake03446]

@rickyspectacular

Me too! I think I was like 4 at the time. I miss the old Carvel.

[coka5841]

@rickyspectacular

so the highlight of your life (what YOU are telling us) is a fucking carvel commercial...

not awesome boss.

not even close

[rickyspectacular]

@coka5841 Uh... I said "I remember seeing this". Would you like to apologize for being a jerk?

[elc1960]

@rickyspectacular Sorry to say, but get used to it dude. There are people like that guy all over YouTube and the rest of the internet. They're called "Trolls" and lurk around to find someone that they can start shit with. It happens to me all the time; it was just your turn. Ignore the asshole and smile.

[SUNSHINE21480]

@rickyspectacular lol u r right!

[lcozzarelli]

@rickyspectacular I know!!! And to try to pass off Cookie Puss as as Hanukah Menorah! The nerve....

[sherri419]

@rickyspectacular the Chanukah cake is Cookiepuss upside down too.