QBasic Nerd

[superflymonky]

@bobthebigfatslob

Yea Bach stop reading your students comments awe crap I only a student in your class would know your a teacher

Bach if your reading this

1: hi

2: want more gingerbread cookies?

[SilverXGames]

@superflymonky Cameron!

[superflymonky]

@TheFOti

You are so right scratch is better

[TheF0ti]

SCRATCH IS BETTER!

[SilverXGames]

@TheF0ti That's a lie.

[bobthebigfatslob]

get off youtube mr bachisin

[rangerbylaw]

I am content with this being my theme song.

[Xuraarius]

Thanks, Mr.Bachisin.



[TheCrownedMedia]

I rolled 59 in a thread, and basically this is my new theme song because of that.

shit.

[pufixas]

Lol!

That was hilarious!

I think QBasic is awesome! :)

[mtgross111]

I hope all those hours coding in QBASIC were completely worth it.

[KesuTV]

1:19 - white shirt

1:20- red t-shirt

O_o

[KesuTV]

Replay,replay,replay,replay,re­play,replay.... :D

[anidude98]

Why is everyone yelling about how Qbasic sucks? I could easily call out the problems with java, c++, ruby, python, and perl, but in the end I might still want to use them for many different reasons.

QuickBasic is just another language, and a good one for its time!

[MrKrisisgod]

Lol Qbasic="Real programmer"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dechetas]

plz can i get a handbook about Qbasic

[Hanowair]

This song really takes me back...

[brutaka359]

I was watching this while listening to Veracocha - Carte Blanche

EPIC!!! xD

[russjr08]

LOVE THIS SONG!!

[Anthony95270]

I miss Programming in Qbasic lol

[arttic00]

ruby here for the win, qbasic sucks

[TheBilly]

@arttic00 I dunno, I think the RoR crowd is at about the competence level of QBasic kiddies

[johnnydicamillo]

why did you put the hdd where the dvd drive should go?

[ogicabp4u]

for  year = 1994 to 2011

print "the year is " ,year

wait 670000000000000000000000000000­0000

next year

[red2fire2]

OMG GOD THIS IS SO AWSOME MAKE MORE

[ted3681]

fag

douche monkey

[ted3681]

fag



[theinuitjoe]

>Imply

[MegaMrBeautiful]

for x=1 to 70

for d= 1 to 3000

next d

CLS

locate x,12

color 5,3

? "QB PWNZ"

next x

[solidsnakeotaku]

CLS

DO

COLOR INT(RND(1) * 32): PRINT "THIS MUSIC VIDEO IS AWESOME! ";

LOOP

[gytukas100]

Keys cannot go bald. The letters are encrypted with a laser.

[DrKaziFaisal]

@gytukas100 Old keyboards went bald with prolonged usage. When I used windows 98 very very long time back, several keys of the keyboard that came with it went bald...

[Cable3999]

This guy really knows how to deal with stress.

[WAdolf79]

nerd..., but happy !!

[MDthornton83]

Addictive tune.

[cyperium]

My F5 key is always clean while the rest of the F..keys are dirty.

[truemorpheus]

What a nerd!!!

[Kurten66]

@exposed97

boolean guiIsHard = true;

if(guiIsHard == true){

Kurten66.practice();

}

[Kurten66]

@exposed97 System.out.println("Hoho, GUI programming :D");

System.out.println("Im still working on my swing and awt skills");

[LIPodcastNetworkCom]

Very funny! Glad I am a programming nerd myself or I wouldn't understand this...How come this music video never made it to MTV?

[Kurten66]

@LIPodcastNetworkCom System.out.out.println ("Cuz mtv is shit and this ain't");

System.out.println("Oh and im a java programmer, i started with basic languages though :)");

[aszy4527]

people program in in basic? lol...

[ShadowCry01]

So glad this video turned out to be a song!

[DWilly92]

I love how people are QQing about the different programming languages they prefer. Each programming language, whether it be C++, C#, Basic, Java etc, they all have their purpose and excell at them. I think we should all focus at the subject at hand here, this song! It is ingenious and is awesome!

[pierkov]

Your shirt is bugged.

[tbear2500]

Funny, but QBASIC has outlived its usefulness. The only thing it is even remotely useful for is teaching children the basics (pardon the pun) of 3D graphics. And OpenGL/C++ is much better for such a task.

[admiraljesu]

Funny Video :D

[seimoper]

‎"It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration."

- Edsger W. Dijkstra

[holmzito]

@seimoper Dijkstra is an arrogant motherfucker who can go fuck himself.

[Sputnekdesigns]

VB6 is better...

[DavidRockin1]

@Sputnekdesigns shut the fuck up, vb2008, html, php, xml, xhtml, css, js, C#, qbasic, batch, C++ are better that vb6, vb6 = gay and old!!!!!

[Sputnekdesigns]

@DavidRockin1 go jump off a cliff david, real name Michelle XD

[DavidRockin1]

@Sputnekdesigns u is a girl?

[williamkmanire]

@DavidRockin1 xml, xhtml and css are not programming languages. vb2008 does not exist. batch is less powerful than qbasic.

[DavidRockin1]

@williamkmanire visual basic 2008 = programming language

css, xhtml,xml = web language

douche

[williamkmanire]

@DavidRockin1 Still wrong. css cannot express logic or be used to develop applications. Its just a data format, a short-hand alternative to using HTML element attributes to apply styling information.. XHTML is an XML schema that enforces higher standards on the HTML data format.. eXtensible Markup Language is a data format. Really, these aren't programming languages. Visual Basic 2008 is more capable than QBasic. Not arguing that one.

[DavidRockin1]

@williamkmanire no fuck

C# and C++ and other languages are better than qbasic, including the 1991 Vb6, which i has a copy =)

[DMCpawn]

According to a random thread on 4chan, this is my theme song ...

I AM a nerd ...

... a COMPUTER nerd ...

... this is my LIFE ...

The few times that 4chan is right :O

[realcatgirllover]

good times :)

[xPLDxPunisher]

This is my theme song.

[miticasandra]

ahahahah you're great! :DDD

[casvoyager]

CLS

LOCATE 1, 14: PRINT "GREAT";

LOCATE 1, 7: PRINT "IS";

LOCATE 1, 1: PRINT "THIS";

LOCATE 1, 10: PRINT "JUST";

LOCATE 1, 19

FOR i = 1 TO 15 PRINT "!";

NEXT i

Lucas :)

[SilverXGames]

@casvoyager Why use a for...next? Just print a string of "!"

[casvoyager]

@SilverXGames It's nerdier that way :P

[Mobin92]

What is that black thing at 1:05 on the left side in the background?

[DavidRockin1]

@Mobin92 vacuum

[ilzirg1988]

You're cute and sexy

[GGames2009]

 lol!

[russjr08]

AWESOME SONG!!

[dude89798afy]

I was a QBASIC merd too and I LOVE this song

[sharkbate24]

It's actually really catchy!

[luizisrubio]

#omg 

[EnaRbg]

OMG ! :D

[Karlslasher80]

One time, we wrote a program with QBasic about hardcore buttfucking gay nigger sex!

My morbidly gay nigger friends thinks programs like this are funny!

[VgBerg]

cls

do

print "That song ownz"

print "everybody, give a thubs up"

print "qBasic ownz"

loop

[VgBerg]

lulz

funny

[LuekalanunFerdalan]

CHORDS PLEASE!!!

[spl96]

Btw

The song is VERY CATCHY!!

[spl96]

Cool man good job!

[DoctorDib]

I remember searching for videos about QBasic back in 2006/2007 (or maybe even '08) and coming across this. I had just started programming and QBasic was the first language I learned. Just came across it again after looking at a website I made with easter eggs to various videos. This is one the few that still works!

In other words, great job!

[TmsT]

You do backups on a USB stick instead of a floppy? You tratior! Jklol - I'm the traitor for having not used QB since 10 years ago. Good song!

[arvindleela]

Never switch on a computer for the first time after closing shut the cabinet. Bad idea.

[TontonGruitare]

Well Done

qbasic be

[R0YALPortia]

CLS

Print "Wow that was good!"

Locate 11,38

Print "What do you guys think?" think$

Input think$

[BrianFetcher]

i freakin love this XD

[Deathstrikeable]

NICE

[q64ceo]

You actually put the sides back on after adding something? Damn, you're highspeed!

[bakinglife]

QBasic was cool until I turned about 14.

C FTW

[MyOverflow]

3:04

J-A-C-K

[CESkootchy]

First programming language I learned was Commodore Basic, then TI-BASIC, then Visual Basic 6. May be a fairly useless language in the real world, it still brings back fond memories

[huithuithuithuithuit]

LOVE THIS SONG! I'm sure my CP II teacher, who teaches QBASIC, will enjoy. This is one of my favourite songs, the laugh potential in it far exceeds most every other song.

[EendjeKwak]

10 KEY OFF: CLS: SCREEN 0,0,0,0

20 FOR A=0 TO 20000 STEP 10

30 PRINT "LOL! ";

40 SOUND A+38,.05

50 NEXT A

60 GOTO 20

RUN

Oh no, that's GW-BASIC. :-(

[xXxBOLTxX]

CLS

PRINT ''You are a stupid geek''

PRINT ''I mean, look at yourself''

PRINT ''You are an adult man that is a nerd''

PRINT ''Most geeks should accomplish''

PRINT ''Something like working at Microsoft''

PRINT ''But you are a lousy nerd''

PRINT ''So, you are not a real nerd''

END

[guitaro5000]

I NEVER capitalize my variables. Just makes things more c onfusing.

[KeauHouSoft]

QBasic is crap...

Learn C or Visual Basic but not QBasic o.O

[bererboy01]

Funny song ^^

[crocodile2006]

Stick to programming, your singing blows

[patricknelson]

QBASIC was the first language I learned after batch file programming back in the late 90's when I was in middle school. I basically did the same thing as this guy, but I've moved on to more linux like things since then :)

[frogTape]

I took a semester computer programming course and they taught us qbasic... This year. They still teach it. But it's learning programming basics they mainly taught at first, which QBasic is good for.

[linuxlove4004]

DO

PRINT "QuickBASIC PWNS"

LOOP

:P

[asrachiael]

Starting backup NOW!!

[GameKrazi]

LET qbasic$ = QBASIC OWNS

PRINT qbasic$

[patricknelson]

GameKrazy - parse error. You're missing quotes!

[tipsfromcodeboy]

Print "Qbasic Rocks"

[gd11988]

genius

[MrGooberPants]

how can I download QBasic for my home computer?

[MrPensilvania]

This video is great.

Is so awesome!

You are a powerful programmer you should do learn in C++

Greetings from MrPensilvania

[Landser191]

very good. nice song! nice vid! 5*****

greetings from germany

[myyellowdream]

loll this is funny. years back my friend used to call be a qbasic nerd. wow, how many of them there really are, i never knew. and i still am. just... FB now... and married with a daughter. i do love life.

[isana1234]

xtra

[flurng]

Awesome, just simply AWESOME!! Tell me QBie's don't ROCK!!!

[theCoolkal]

Lol really funny

[Alpheyt]

great!!! really catchey

[Davyc712]

sooo catchy lol

[Sapira996]

wow cool

[ibanez3434]

Haha, that was great, brings back memories

[dr12thfret]

"And from testing the program the F5 key was bald"

XD

my old keyboard used to be like that lol

[AdamBailey9]

I've been singing this all day, my family thinks I'm nuts

[luizisrubio]

plis lyrics

[LicentiaBJ]

I have downloaded this video and I watch it and sing along repeatedly. Very talented! The song is brilliant and the video fantastic!

[phred75]

poop on all of you!

I'm an ASM NINJA!

[HallaDurg21]

damn this is my theme song

[zapxlib]

That`s really cool!. I`ve been writing 1000s of lines of code and lost almost all the programs since i failed to back up. But thank god, i had translated the programs into C since i felt i could compile it into an executable... i`m saved :D. Besides, that was a wonderful song! 5 star from me :)

[zetix00]

i love this song

[flanke14]

I'm a PureBasic Nerd B-)

[conradpaul]

? "HOLY SHIT HAHA"

[nanderv]

Qbasic has no functions...

[OlloX3]

10 PRINT "AWESOME"

20 END

[linuxlove4004]

DO

PRINT "AWESOME"

LOOP

[Julesfromdenmark]

tonedeff

[manosgun1994]

LOL hehe nice job

[cappelnord]

i love this tune it is so catchy

[deathbyburgers]

re-fucking-roll

[isomikieee]

PRINT ˝NICE VID˝

[acheron142857]

ive been rolling so much, so many dumb songs

[RetardedSpiceBar]

This is pretty sweet. The vocals could be a bit stronger, but I still like it. Nice job, dude.

[Toubuki]

fucking reroll

[badsalad313]

Ahaha takes me back to my good old QBasic days

[tweakdrums]

im calling reroll...

[retsam88]

o fuck that, reroll

[Ryoko54]

I call BS on this... Reroll

[baseballa101]

u cant call functions! as u say around 50 seconds lol

[fablefan369]

Every bit every bite that I program is right

Though you may be in denial, all of my programs compile

[boozedupbob]

Lame, of all the things I could have rolled I get this?

[JamesGarfieldDavis]

THIS is my theme song?!?!

I shurely lost the game .-.

[cheesechoker]

I raged

[dorkforceti83]

I'm a TI-Basic nerd but I'm quickly becoming a Qbasic dork

[horiworld]

just GREAT!!!

[HackerManOmar]

does like anyone know where to get the PDF guide from

i use to have it ages a go

does anyone know where to get it from

it like tells how to do music games calculator etc.

HackerManOmar

[CESkootchy]

GUI black smoke :]

[baseballa101]

lmao wtf

[pricture]

u people are sick, just by looking at someone and act like they are a different species, by calling them "geeks" or whatever other fucked up name there is.

[jobert512]

i am also a qbasic nerd in the age of 12.

am i the youngest qbasic nerd ever!

[whiteechidna]

dangit! I'm 13. Though i have seen 10 year olds that are qbasic nerds. It's only a matter of time before babies can program in qbasic while still in there mother's stomach. Shoo, now we know why "Hello, world" was invented.

[danflatpick]

LOL, that's priceless.

[googlebottomsniggle]

Ha, im an 11 year old QBasic and Visual Basic Nerd!!

[Picmeo]

I became a qbasic nerd at that age xD. Now I'm 22 D:

[chasevd]

cool :D how did u make stick man? :S

[m4ckg]

Dude, never seen someone rock.... until i saw this video.

I mean, wow... this is like thee most underated, funny, not to mention unique video I have ever seen. This should be put up somewhere, like... FAMOUS... Seriously bro, you the man.

-The #1 Man

[peachblush8199]

At least he's not an anime nerd. Too bad he's not a C+++ nerd! Anime nerds are useless. unless said Anime nerd is a swell artist and skilled animator then I think said nerd is not useless.

[versaillervertrag]

xDDDDDDDDDD

[Zoasterboy]

CLASSIC

I still love this video and QB, three years and many lanuages later :)

[killertu]

AHH someone should make this into a internet meme because it's,com'on dig it and blog it XD

[jasongosen]

though you may be in denial, all my programs compile..

hahahaha

[modelo70hehe]

Bom vídeo, mas eu prefiro Visual Basic 6

[FOOD3126]

best thing on u toob!!100000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000/10

=)

[smacebr]

very cool. but I prefer Pascal :)

[andrewdraper3]

im a Perl guy myslef and i know a litlle C#

[a111poker]

LMFAO This is brilliant!!! XD 1000000/10!

[Tiidonator]

really jawusum video :D QB 4ever !!!

[forgivenmanso]

im 10 and i made a anti vrirs program lol

[christy2drag]

Nice video, but i prefer C.

[DocStunna]

i fuckin hate computer science and qbasic its my lowest grade in high school so far.

[tommy300z]

haha same here

[facedisco]

yeah we hat GWBasic in school :)

[penguinman2100]

every loop, that i do... NOOO!!!