technically this is a tortoise.... turtles are water dwelling animals, and i'm not sure if they make noise or not..... look it up, if youtube has tortoises, they're bound to have turtles too
They do lay eggs; just because an animals lays eggs, doesn't mean that they don't have intercourse first. You must be thinking of some of the marine animals where the females lay eggs, and then the males swim over the eggs and fertilize them.
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
i think hes sleeping and snoring not fckin XD
kultkayleigh 5 months ago
lol is he sleep fuckin :D that sounds so funny
stony1231 6 months ago
It sounds like that tortoise is developing lung cancer.
Gdayguy36 7 months ago
That is the sound of me when my husband is trying to do his bit!
ilovecollecting 1 year ago
hahahaha wtf omg i almost peed my pants xD
Tylerismybaby234 1 year ago
sounds like snoring :D
mooncake1507 1 year ago
it sounds like it's running out of breath.
bananian 1 year ago
I saw this at a muesum with life bugs mating under water and it was splashing so much
RBLXBurntoast78 1 year ago
my tortoise also do this noise but i dont know why !!!!!!!!
megan6199 1 year ago
Is he shitting in his girl? XD
BloonsTowerDefense15 1 year ago
lol thats is funny ha ha ha
ILikeShOrtShOrTz 1 year ago
fucking LOL xD x
Holziey126 2 years ago
sounds like someones failing at a leaf blower
ShaminCrotazzi101 2 years ago
it sounds like a cow lmao or someone snoring
blackcat682 2 years ago
sounds like the lady tortoise is sleeping :L
theonlyonebuttwo 2 years ago 3
I'm peeing my self...omg...this is too funny...sounds like one of my uncles snoring
blacklatin11 2 years ago 4
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vestaoriginal 2 years ago
I'll have to try making chainsaw noises next time I have sex
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gentlegentleEmma50 2 years ago
hey, thanks, i've been looking for stuff to show my torts. they don't seem to know how "it's" done
crazyloon4 3 years ago
same here
jayzinduke1286 2 years ago
were are all the cats this is a cat video fuck
narutofan328 3 years ago
lol.
LOLLEDGHIRL 3 years ago
that's how i sound, but I move a little slower tho...HIGH FIVE TURTLEE!!!
blazinplatanazo 3 years ago
i bet that noise was the tortoise who was gettin fucked snoring cause he was goin so slow rofl !
silv3rmi5t 3 years ago 24
nice dirty noises :L not
charliesangles12 3 years ago 2
I bet it takes him 100 years to shoot his load.
DEFORCER 3 years ago 4
looks...fun :(
evilanimemonkey 3 years ago
wtf he stole that shit from me i make the same sound when sexin
kronnyqq 3 years ago
sounds like hes bored:)))))
stakeee 3 years ago
Hellz yes! Tortoise porn
cravenmoreulo 3 years ago 2
sounds liek a dying cow. GO GET A BARN !
shoesfreak12 3 years ago
I simply cannot avert my eyes.
puzox 3 years ago
Now I wish this was a rickroll.
dannyf16 3 years ago
fit. Sounds like a cow...
reabo 3 years ago
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hmm shouldnt youtube delete this?
lilfili123 3 years ago
what a noob
tayxtoxthexlurr 3 years ago
i was joking
lilfili123 3 years ago
this is...so...weird....omg......
Livvy333333 3 years ago
you really can find anything on the internet
Boardslydr 4 years ago 2
Gettin some shell.
MrCameraHammer 4 years ago 2
So that's how it's done.
bornbillsmith 4 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
0TigerBoy1 4 years ago 2
mmmmmmmmm hello
noelfieldinglove 4 years ago 2
i didnt thing turtles made noise
chevrock22 4 years ago
technically this is a tortoise.... turtles are water dwelling animals, and i'm not sure if they make noise or not..... look it up, if youtube has tortoises, they're bound to have turtles too
crazyloon4 3 years ago
This is hardcore. Do I owe someone money for watching this? :-p
miketwo345 4 years ago 3
ehh say where the is hole ,been 1000 yrs since last had sex
bones318v8 4 years ago 3
epic!
danleexiii 4 years ago 2
that is kind of cute
phospheratu 4 years ago
he fell asleep! he is snoring! lol :P
dyolno 4 years ago
hahahahha
kitkatkitchen 4 years ago 2
hahahahahhaha LMAO ROFL LOL
KingHalgren 4 years ago
the noise he makes is a sexual harrasment to the girl
0wn3dbypl0x 4 years ago
Lmao. WTF is that noise he makes???
GoldenPinkStar 4 years ago
The poor girl... I bet she's never gotten off =P
Jashfish 4 years ago
kollara dikkat!! :D
meteorra 4 years ago
lol
SimTune 4 years ago
HE SOUNDS LIKE A COW
MXGWAPS 4 years ago
baaaaah! baaaaah! now that's how sex should sound like! just like back in me old scotland
threelegduck 4 years ago
ROFLCAKES
Draconomican 4 years ago
tell me thats not the tortoise haha. mint. the woman tortoise looks bored
olithebass 4 years ago
sounds like my dad snoring
KeitaYuki 4 years ago
ditto
whirlpool33 4 years ago
niceee
Rauwerdinho 4 years ago
hahaha
Ben10Bandit 4 years ago
sound like my grandma snoring!
colocho19 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
macariobenavides 4 years ago
whos snorin, like he fell asleep
Dro621 4 years ago
i didnt kno turtles made noises
ladyk11 4 years ago
lmao look at the turtles face
Niktick 4 years ago
dang! please come over and fuck me turtle
plzmasterbateonme 4 years ago
thats so funnyu xD
steph92666 4 years ago
bet u will never see an o face like that again. it sounds almost human
SchizoKnight12 4 years ago
hahaha
kat4momo 4 years ago
they like sex
klemaks 4 years ago
who's ur daddy
bunny0028 4 years ago
Is the sound real?
adriel222 4 years ago
they are slow in any thing, walking even fucking.. :-)
xphiphax 4 years ago
Should've had Barry White playing in the background
JackRussellTerrier2 4 years ago
I always thought turtles/tortoises laid eggs.
theclayguy 4 years ago
They do lay eggs; just because an animals lays eggs, doesn't mean that they don't have intercourse first. You must be thinking of some of the marine animals where the females lay eggs, and then the males swim over the eggs and fertilize them.
opmike343 4 years ago
Wow! Not only do they look like little old men, they sound like little old men too!
Veggieboo 4 years ago
Lmaoooo!! UNDER 18!!!
soccerfan2001 4 years ago
lol
8o88y8rown 4 years ago
i almost puked watching that
killernile 4 years ago
Lmao!
he sounds like hes trying to do a shit
rainbowskulls 4 years ago
american sex?
Sergionewyork 4 years ago
AHAHHHAHAHAA!!!
palmerpoop 4 years ago
looks like some1's faking it!(female of-course)XD
EXIL3D1 4 years ago
Looks like the top one isn't enjoying it cuz he keeps trying to reach for something. Maybe some girly magazines?
TKGB2006 4 years ago
it sounds like the bottom one is snoring because the one on top is so bad at canoodaling
bluemonkeytrousers 4 years ago
hardcore video , lucky I ain't 9 years old anymore otherwise... :D
kawasakiZx10RNinja 4 years ago
Tortoise style!
lushFLIPREALLYSORRY 4 years ago
sounds more like its farting O.o
Camtoo 4 years ago
haha xD
CeeWook 4 years ago
ROTFL
sakuramitoshi 4 years ago
I used to know a girl called Shelly...
tornadowilkes 4 years ago
wow,you can actually post porn on youtube :D!!!!
KhmaiBodian559 4 years ago
LMAO
Classyskoogirl 4 years ago
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BelieveMeImLying 4 years ago
hhahahahahaha
PringlesFTW 4 years ago
its a good thing i was drunk seeing this...
LtJulien 4 years ago
yaaaahhhhhhh this is really turning me on lol
sweSUCKS 4 years ago
ha, you can hear demon chants being spewed forth from his mouth.
jihadjared 4 years ago
Look, she fell assleep half way through.
VisionFTW 4 years ago
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In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
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Admir21201 4 years ago
that kinnda gives me the creeps.
adyer420 4 years ago
yeeeeahhh boiiiiiii
rclimes 4 years ago
scary sound...
carls000 4 years ago
this is a bit raunchy
0straw0 4 years ago
0MfG it's like walkin in on ya grandparents!! :O
mUnCh69DOTc0m 5 years ago
LMFAO!!! Sure looks and sounds like it too!!! LOL!!
mechsgal 4 years ago
im doing this from now on
llegovski 5 years ago
o really... o_0
zodiacdragoon 4 years ago
okay now i've seen a turtle's o-face.
EATABAGOFHELL 5 years ago