Timeslaughter: Fatalities [HD]

[FelipeOrochi]

Microsoft Paint+Windows Movie Maker=This

[ofodao14]

@FelipeOrochi Paint + Windows Movie Maker + 10-year old kid + Crack rocks = This video

[sackmahboi]

Vote up if you laughed to Lazarus's Fatality!!

[RealParadoxBlues]

So the only female character in the game is a prostitute. You know, those implications are rampant in Mortal Kombat-era fighting games, but this one came out and SAID it. That's just... wow.

[saderrick15]

looks like streetfighter mixed up with mortal kombat

[MajorHavoc321]

These graphics make Chiller's look like Final Fantasy XIII in comparison. 

[blazegriz]

those graphics, looks like made on MSpaint while drunk.

[mkwoohoo]

Worst fighting game ever XD

[thafeet]

Too bad coolass game like those arent made anymore RIP gaming

[fastbreak333]

@thafeet ...ew, no. This game is far from good.

[itsjolene1]

now you to know darkness

[hellfinco]

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmm huaaaaaaaaaararrrrrrrrraaaaaaa­aa

[OldSkoolStudio]

lolwut is this?

this should be called attack of the stereotypes

[MrJoshuaSalway1990]

Horrible art and horrible animation...

This thing looks like it was made with Flash Player!

[hardgamer7]

Ahhh I've played this game once... I believe I was not yet 10... Don't ask how my mental health remained unscathed.

[GCCCP]

1:22 looks like pier is holding a brown dildo



[kenandhoss]

Happy Tree Friends Fatalities Huh?

[googler69er]

did they use microsoft paint to make this? 

[ofodao14]

@googler69er yeah, and a 10-year old crackhead

[SLjimbolian]

To give whoever made this mess credit, at these they had the best finishing line ever: "WHAT'S ALL THAT BROWN STUFF ON THE FLOOR? OH YEAH, THAT'S ALL THE SHIT I BEAT OUTTA YA!"

[Marsman315]

Some games are unknown for a reason.

[imawsome510]

Ooh ta ta ta woo ta wa ta

[MeowMix12181984]

@imawsome510 LMFAO WTF >......

[yeahbitchimjoe]

why does the black guy fart like a monkey and act like one lolololol

[SLjimbolian]

Holy shit, what a horrible game.

[FanMugen]

wtf game

[XelchanTheBrave]

Wow, how racist.

[TheTreWay83]

Was this like a VERY bad version of Time Killers?

[NemesisMr25]

the blood stays in ground,cool

[lewandowskid]

Terrible game but the Vlad impaling was worth it!

Thanks for saving the best one for last!

[mikephenix]

MMMM...you look even toz-tier when you dead.

[BRQDA]

PIERRE-looks like gay version of M.BISON-HAHAHAHA!!!

[Gordaton]

this is so fucking retarded.

[southy98]

Lazarus sounds like Grounds Keeper Willie.

[Zaire247]

This is what you get when you mix street fighter and mortal kombat togther

[EricSchwin22]

This is kind kind of like making fun of Mortal Kombat...LOL

[vinceasfuh]

i like when jinsoku killed that hooker.

[NeumatexVitaminico]

Mojumbo, why.

[alifeson85]

Mortal Kombat was really the ONLY fighting game series that (for the most part) did fatalities the RIGHT way. THIS is just hilarious, LOL!!

[TheRealKamikaze]

street fighter II: Retarded!

[wtfdahc]

why does the announcer sound like the shockmaster

[SHlNOBl3]

STILL BETTER THEN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3

[CyclopsMonabeckman]

1:11 Did he say TAYSTIER!

[NashKillmaster]

What the FUCK did I just watch???

[Algahiem]

Well despite the MS Paint graphics, bad voice acting and offensive stereotypes, there were actual some good fatalities.

My favourite has to the one were the Scotsman pulls his opponent insides out and plays them like bagpipes! XD

[paleknight1]

Lazarus' fatalily is disturbing!

[promouvl]

@ 35 secs peep the white pimp in the back ground

[MagnumSanada]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA WINS

[nnndddnnnddd]

lol these looks like fictitious video games you'd see on TV or film where they couldnt be bothered with getting the rights to show a real game...

i love those. i wish there was a compilation of fake games seen on tv in supposed reallife context...

or real game improperly represented like seeing two kids playing Final Fantasy 8 like it was a two player game... forgot what movie that was.

[crudnsludge]

Savage for Street Fighter X Tekken.

[Doober717]

@crudnsludge lmao you win

[SlayerOfChipmunks]

That scottish blokes fatalities was the best fatality ever! Playing organs like a bagpipe! Classic!

[BlueMaxx86]

Ug's finisher was very confusing.

[jjvictor66]

0:38

i pissed laughing

[ofodao14]

Timeslaughter. a mix of a 10-year old kid, MSpaint and crack.

[extremekurt]

@ofodao14 This comment is the best comment ever posted on youtube. Cheers!

[ofodao14]

@extremekurt thanks

[extremekurt]

@ofodao14 Your most welcome buddy. Cheers mate. Have a great time. Peace. Amen.

[ofodao14]

ok seriously, if lazarus is a stranded guy in an island, with a CRATE full of bottles, WHY DIDN'T HE USE THE FUCKING CRATE AS A FUCKING RAFT??????

[herej3freak]

whats all that brown stuf on the floor, oh yeah, thats all the shit i beat out of ya....XD epic

[RoomerJ]

I'll get you gadget!!!

[DaLyLe]

i can see why the game is fairly unknown...

[sakuramathic]

WTF? Did Jinsoku just extract Spice's fetus? D:

[ofodao14]

@sakuramathic i think it was spice's stomach

[MaijinMando]

Is Vlad the final boss>

[ofodao14]

@MaijinMando no, portal is the final boss, and staine is a secret opponent.

[MaijinMando]

@ofodao14 Who is Staine? And Portal is the guy who got attacked by demons and somehow flush them out?

[ofodao14]

@MaijinMando portal is the cyborg (the guy who got attacked) and staine is one of the demons

[GlockXIII]

That Kill part is unnecessary

[zomgitzakitteh]

why couldnt you have moved the characters into the middle of the screen before the final hit? it would have made the video alot better. and we could see what they were doing

[NeoCulexor]

*facepalms*



[TheDanieljulian]

I like the part when the announcer guy says "Kill"

[joaogrrr]

What an abomination. I'd become retarded if I played this for too long.

[ofodao14]

@joaogrrr there is a secret, named "Buddy" in the game. he is a retard. he became retarded after playing timeslaughter too much. seriously, no lie. look at his ending.

[MrTaker1991]

WTF with this game?

[FalconBonk12]

Lazarus. using your guts as bagpipes since who knows when.

[RocMegamanX]

Wow...this game sucks just by looking at it.

[MaverickKayPrime]

Asylum my friend you have it all wrong, it goes like this, "Look Ma, no hands!"

[malevolenceXXXensues]

was this done to be funny?

[TheDabeavis]

@malevolenceXXXensues Technically it was made to be comical, that's a trend with Bloodlust Software

[malevolenceXXXensues]

@TheDabeavis oh ok thanks just making sure and it is kinda amusing

[TheMorbidAsshole]

its graphics is like doom

[Mintyfressh]

Did this guy, just use his head and shove it through his body? LMFAO what the? ...

[TheSkunkCat]

Although this 'game' completely and utterly fails to escape the overwhelming feel of juvenile MSpaint retardation, I do have to admit it has a rare bit of humour.

(Mostly Lazarus fatality.)

[Mellowcorks]

And here I thought that Time Killerz was the worst Mortal Kombat knockoff ever made.

[Xplict911]

Pierre = Mbison?

[felphero]

wow is this for real? everything is just so over the top it's almost hard to believe this was an actual game, this is like those ridiculous games they show people playing on movies or cartoons

[Tracassin465]

1:01

Shrek fatality

[Zolega89]

@Tracassin465 it's a puky fatality

[NefariousEvildoer]

Did that Scottish old man punch out that guy's innards and play them like a bagpipe?

Oh my God XD

[ofodao14]

@NefariousEvildoer did that prostitute slice the old man in halves just by doing an upwards kick?

[1212kenshi]

what was this?? ive never seen this game in my 21 years of living..loli think MK was the only one....i sure was wrong..lol

[BlueDeity]

Wow, this game is everything that was wrong with video games in the early 90's

[ofodao14]

lol savage : "what's that brown stuff on the floor? oh yeah, that's all the shit i beat out of you!"

[Stryker1501]

@ofodao14 Savage: I've had harder times taking a shit than I did beating you!

[ofodao14]

@Stryker1501 lol

[jzygorodimos]

look momey no arms

[formatR]

What is this shit

[deepsixty6]

Oh my God.

I cannot believe this is a real game.

[Starfalko]

That was too quick... I have harder time fighthing my self.

But he actually says:

An other portal set to flame.. An other life extinguished.

I am sorry me hitting you so hard make you die.

But he actually says something else.

Wat.

[hadoke]

Holy shit! This is real…this is a thing. Totally quoted Shane baby.

[ofodao14]

OOOH TA TA TA WOO TA WA TA

[Davtwan]

Strangely enough, this is the third Fatality compilation of a fighting game where people from different time eras beat the crap out of each other.

I didn't think so many games would try to copy Eternal Darkness, but...

[Davtwan]

@Davtwan Eternal Champions*

Also, I made a mistake. Timeslaughter (1990) came out before EC (1993) did. My bad.

[asnaes]

Savage looks like a rejected GWAR member.

[jjvictor66]

PAROPIMPUT

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOO­OOOOH

[dorourke105]

The announcer sounds like Dr Claw

[oneyeseesin3D]

@dorourke105 I guess he got tired of being foiled by gadget and got himself a voice over job :P

[Akutare]

@dorourke105

It could be Frank Welker doing the annoucer. 

[zackster89]

@Akutare next time gadget, NEXT TIME!

[BlueDeity]

Man this looks really, really bad

[Starfalko]

UBBABA WOOBA!

WHAAOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUH

[ofodao14]

@Starfalko who are you talking about? Ug? cuz if it's him, he doesnt say "UBBABA WOOBA!". he says "CLUBBA CLUBBA!"

[Starfalko]

@ofodao14 You know, i just noticed that for about 4 months ago. Cause still, everyone hears differently.

[ofodao14]

@Starfalko look mommy no arms

[Starfalko]

@ofodao14 A good painting takes me longer than you did.

[ofodao14]

@Starfalko good. now i can use your body as a raft.

[Starfalko]

@ofodao14 Now you to know darkness.

[ofodao14]

@Starfalko It's typical! They always go unconscious on me.

[ofodao14]

@Starfalko What's that brown stuff on the floor? Oh yeah! That's all the shit i beat out of you!

[Starfalko]

@ofodao14 I get hungrier and hungrier the more i see your blood fly.

[ofodao14]

@Starfalko You look even tastier when you are dead

[lakingfitness]

people who never heard of this game really missed out, +1

[nastymkfan]

Yes, Vlad the Impaler! Spice looks good too.

[ragemishima]

WTF IS THIS I DONT EVEN....

[playmad99]

press 2

[Zolomar]

This game looks terrible <<

[brak]

MSPaintslaughter.

[HOTRODRICO]

WHAT SYSTEM DID THIS COME OUT ON AND WHEN?

[neomedia74]

@HOTRODRICO It's an old PC DOS games.

[GetTheHook]

Is this a real game or a joke?

[chomarialwayswins]

at 1:22 it look's like he's holding a brown dildo. =/

[ofodao14]

@chomarialwayswins lolz

[TheSabantui]

wtf

[danranmafan]

Umm... that's not Mojumbo's fatality. His fatality involves tearing them apart with a voodoo doll.

[szydlak]

@danranmafan Your'e reight, but it was 2 late 2 fix it :)

[danranmafan]

@szydlak Too late to make a new video? It doesn't even have to be the full thing, just that one fatality.

[szydlak]

@danranmafan Maybe I'll do the full again in near future , but with the 'lost' version of Timeslaughter.

[shotmyfruits]

2:24 OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU PULLING OUT

[Gigaspine7]

@shotmyfruits His everything bone.

[bandit7319]

lol "What's all that brown stuff on the floor" Oh yeah, it's all the shit I beat outta ya" lol. That's awesome.

[YingYang96]

Omg, this game I must play it... on second though no, my mind is not ready for a game of such epic proportion.

[szydlak]

@YingYang96 OOOH TA TA TA WOO TA WA TA

[furious1116]

Wow...you know they're desperate when they're blatantly ripping off an already awful game (Time Killers). I must admit though, the blatantly racist stereotypes were more disturbing than the fatalities, lol.

Also, nice to see prostitutes getting work in martial arts tournaments...a nice break from selling sex all day I suppose.

[MrDonkeydong155]

@furious1116 Well, the whole game is meant to be tongue in cheek. All the crudeness and stupidity was all intentional.

[Vaalvan]

O-h ... God ... O______O

[JimBucket]

what...?

[reignick1133]

this is sheer undeniable proof why you don't give 12 year olds crack and ms paint... sweet angry Jesus what the hell ?

[szydlak]

@Chaklawin144

No problem - it was worth it:) But the vid doesn't actually show the loveable poor voice acting in its full power as every char has several different taunts :)

[dead82]

OOOH TA TA TA WOO TA WA TA

[Khomradeigor]

Wow. EVO 2011 is next, guys.

[JeiHeirumaru]

@Khomradeigor ... Not wit' this piece of crap -_-U

[Magitek111]

It's like Time Killers...only even worse.

[RoboMelvana]

@Magitek111 erm, this game was at least playable to an extent which time killers is nowhere near, so

[szydlak]

@RoboMelvana I have to agree:) Timekillers has the opponents & moves way too bloody difficult. Timeslaughter's gameplay is kind of all right. Plus it has definitely better chars.

[ofodao14]

@szydlak but timeslaughter has a very brutal A.I

[DukeOnkled]

How the hell did you play as Portal and Staine?

[mrdeeeke]

"what's all that brown stuff on the floor? oh yeah! that's all the shit i beat outta ya." that had me rolling.

[tracertxcall]

same here...loool

[swedichboy1000]

sick game

[Wisebrother78]

This has a Beavis Butthead feel to it

[crazedlink00]

KILL KILL KILL!