Why noone is afraid of the French Army.

[SCROGY]

France has won more wars than the US has been in. FACT.

[Indogyearsimdead]

@SCROGY Lately?

[SCROGY]

@Indogyearsimdead Lately? What's the USA's record since WW2? 0-3-0?

[Indogyearsimdead]

@SCROGY

True that is..but we are under the constraints of PCdom...you know everybody's special you are unique (just like everybody else) BLAH BLAH BLAH...

I like Robin Williams take on the American hating french...

The french know cooking, fighting...not so much.

EXCEPT for the legion, much respect for the French foreign legion...

[SCROGY]

@Indogyearsimdead Well you see that's more American bullshit. You see this is all based on the French "surrendering" in WW2. However if you know the true story, then you see they didn't simply surrender but were smashed by the strength of the Nazi war machine. A war machine that was funded by AMERICAN DOLLARS. After WW1 the French suffered such massive casualties and financial damage that they were barely able to grow the population and repair their economy. Then within a couple decades....

[SCROGY]

@Indogyearsimdead ...Germany had rebuilt itself with help from American banks and corporations. The German army was simply too powerful for the French. But the worst part of it was that America forgets that the war took place on France's land. France simply hadn't recovered from WW1 and they were just not fronting the advanced war machine that Germany was. One funded BY AMERICA. When Canada, Britain and America were trying to liberate Rome, Canada actually got there first, but Britain......

[SCROGY]

@Indogyearsimdead .......and the US pressured Canada into letting America advance first (After some stupid decisions by US general Lucas that pinned the Americans down in Anzio). Germany defeating Frances WW2 forces was really nothing to brag about. It would be like Mike Tyson beating up a crippled 88 year old woman. It's actually quite pathetic when America disrespects France by simply stating they surrendered when in fact their antiquated army was crushed.

[SCROGY]

@Indogyearsimdead And by the way. The best fighter on earth is French: George St Pierre.  In fact Matt Hughes who is probably the poster boy for misplaced American chest thumping, got his balls stuffed in his mouth twice by this "French Surrender Monkey". Ironically after Hughes made some disparaging remarks about GSP's nationality.

[SCROGY]

@Indogyearsimdead Don't get me wrong. I don't disrespect America. In fact I often defend them against others' ignorant attacks. Their technology and economic power has been of great service in many conflicts around the world (and sometimes used unjustly: Vietnam). But they have also berated other countries efforts and disrespected the French, and Russians for that matter (who are the one who started Germany on it's downfall in WW2) and are one of the reasons Germany waged a second world war.

[notsofunnyman24]

pretty sure this is british military

[pedrosbikeiscool]

Man I remember when I use to do this all the time but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[yahoopl3]

@pedrosbikeiscool very unoriginal, you must be french

[pedrosbikeiscool]

@yahoopl3 Yes I am. I am also your moms new man. Go to your room.

[yahoopl3]

@pedrosbikeiscool that's not my mom, that's your sister, who is also your mom, lmaololol

[Dixafix]

this is the british military btw

[sexytime1345]

obviously a prank/training scenario by their instructors or superiors, which happens to be hilarious :)

[MrBaebel]

Brits with typical british humour...

[alejmonzon]

The soldiers wearing British two tone desert camouflage and GS MK6 British Combat Helmet moreover the boat is a British "Combat Support Boat"

[neoplanta1]

they are not french,british

[Wherethehellismyfone]

British army BTW

[code1911stainless]

0_0 .....sigh mabe someone should tell them about tides

[TehRealCanadarocker]

These are clearly the brits, check out their camo and their L85 rifles

[dyrnenorka]

IT IS NOT THE FRENCH ARMY BUT THE BRIT

[zarquon53]

This is why we have things like pathfinder platoons , and the S B S squadron , to do the beach reconnaisance to make sure this sort of thing doesn't happen when its for real .

And if this wasn't deliberately staged as a training stunt , or done just for laughs , then how come the camera guy does nothing to warn them there is a mud trap beyond the hard edge ?

[hmmlimmethink]

theyre british not french. lol

[mr9396]

For fucks sake guys this was a joke.

[jscarpa2002]

This is the British army not the French. And that other slam video is Canadians not French. if your going to slam them at least have a video where they are actually FRENCH.

[pmzeres]

England, a French colony since hastings!

[FlourescentPotato]

@pmzeres You know, if you install French programs on your computer, they run a lot faster.

[GanzZulu]

@pmzeres france, complete joke since formation.

[SPARTAIN088]

Meanwhile on the coasts of France...

[archangel5991]

This was a training demonstration for the brass of the graduating class of the British SBS in 2007.

[TAssoMN]

Yeah, sure they are british. but as MuslimShinobi8000 said, doesnt matter, you can be british, french or US mairne, quicksand will stop you! hahhahahaha

[lunaticial]

wonder what color that mud glows

[MuslimShinobi8000]

Doesn't Matter what Country you are From Quicksand will stop you. lol

[reiny6474]

QUIKSAND!!!!! LOLZ!!!

[damiion666]

LOL STUPID FROGS!!!

[tonyjaapaa]

europe & americans are stupid assholes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[jamesrobtonyadams]

Yeah. because it's widely known that your nationality determines whether or not your impervious to gravity and vaccuums... It used to annoy me when people argued over who's army was better, now it's got so ridiculous I actually find it entertaining.

[shepeldogg]

@0091Eng Hey ass face first of all the British burned down the white house and such in the war of 1812 not the revolutionary war. Secondly the french helping us was no act of kindness they wanted to help us gain independence so they could use us as a puppet country to help fight you, because quite frankly you and the French just didn't get along. I am unsure why certain Brits have a huge inferiority complex to the US, and you can't say you don't because you typed the comment I'm responding to.

[pbearthayer]

there british dumbass

[bouka44]

SA86 and one by one in the mud = british guys lol

[rufusbum]

@0091Eng Of course you block me so I can't hunt you down, pussy.

[st3v0011]

haha epic fail

[tyroneuva1]

you can tell there brits coz they have turtle shape helmet as in round us has ear ghards

[Redshift21]

as has been said before these are Brits and this got shown all over the news back here in the UK, you can bet someone got a new arse made for them over this one.

[TheAmazingShoff]

156 people are French (British actually)

[bapt30]

Je sais pas qui est l'abruti qui a mis cette vidéo mais ce n'est pas l'armée française: Ou est le camouflage "Woodland" et les Famas en dotation dans notre armée ?

[rufusbum]

Clearly the Limies we whooped in The Revolution.

[mzmadmike]

British Royal Marines, and someone chose a bad spot to land. It happens.

[commanderLL]

Fact is, America don't need any allies, the allies need us, just a fact.

[stephens2007]

@commanderLL dude thats not true at all are military is stretched so thin its not even funny why do you think the united states is employing 20,000 private military contractors right now?

the countries are allies for a reason because we all depend on one another

[ShrapnelfromDAfuture]

@commanderLL I'm going to laugh when we get nuked from every single country in the world because of ignorant idiots like you....

[SepherStar]

@commanderLL It's that type of thinking which is the reason Americans keep making fools of themselves. The US has had more military failures than not.

[hawkeez]

@commanderLL Yeah americans are really stupid ^^

Not everyboby but your comment is a proof of your stupidity

[TheUltimateDown1]

@commanderLL That`s true :D america got p-51 mustang,the other countrys got planes made out of paper...

[fiercepitbull12]

@commanderLL thats funny because we have over like 8 trillion or something in debt and a nigger as president haha i think we need all the allies we can get

[redbull246]

@commanderLL haha lol xD american soldiers are just bullet fooders^^

[angel102ify]

@commanderLL damn your stupid.

[mr9396]

@commanderLL. Prove it.

[mrmidget94]

@canadathestrong no, as an american we would eagerly jump in head first, then realize we didnt think this through...

but canada is still just americas hat.

[jason591]

Didnt the Belgians run away declaring Napoleon had won?

[devilman666]

The title goes to show why no one thinks America is represented by semi intelligent people

[ReddSept]

@devilman666 the guy who posted this video is from New Zealand...

[sublimefreak2244]

pussies



[sethdesade]

The marines would have censored the video or killed the camera man to avoid shame. lol

[rayoliver34]

yup british.retard reposted the video from someone else and mislables it.what a moron

[WhiteGangster400]

Don't ask don't tell squad

[Kyotiger]

This is why America had to storm Normandy -_-

[IbaneZxiLe]

@Kyotiger you mean canada?

[MsSamston]

@Kyotiger Educate yourself. There were four beaches at Normandy. The British took the other three! You prick.

[MrLukedanger]

@Kyotiger so dumb, lol.

[the731272]

yeah obviously noone is afraid of them

[repmanlegion]

This is not french but british.Unlucky guys I think someone played a good one on them.

[playaninja1]

Haha that's just a dick move there, seeing that the guy with the camera knew that was gonna happen xD

[cmdrbuzz]

@canadathestrong -- ooh.. impress us with more amazing canadian army prowess.

[toujourslinfidel]

@canadathestrong gotta love the cdf! hah

[datseb997]

at least they blend in now hahahaah

[Snipe4261]

These guys are clearly British, not French.

[armystrong4life]

uhh. they should have sent in the americans. they get it done better and with more style. never send in the boys to do a mans job

[masterchiefhowe4]

lol quicksand 1 british 0

[ArebearFTW]

the french? the french use a Famas model F1 , the british use the SA80's ( L85/ L86 )

[Crighton07]

yeah their british

[Greendude33]

They can't be French they had no white flag and were moving forward.

[reversefrontal]

@Greendude33

Funny, how I always seem to see your name on videos of anti-french sentiment. You should show them a bit more respect, considering we would have been beaten by the Brits if they hadn't provided us with funding, supplies, weapons, essential training, warships, and over 10,000 troups. They outnumbered our Revolutionary forces 3-1.

[Greendude33]

@reversefrontal Haha what other French videos? It's just funny get over it frog lover. America has the 1st Amendment so cry about it.

As for the American revolution they did nothing in terms of fighting they only wanted to fight after we prooved to them that we were going to win the war. These are the only war the French have won recently the wars where America does most of the fighting it's called "De Gaulle syndrome".

[reversefrontal]

@Greendude33 Simply brilliant; such an argument would make the most learned scholar weep with envy! On a more serious note, I'd love to engage in an intellectual conversation with a fellow History buff, but unfortunately, it appears as though you're neither an intellectual, nor are you a History buff, since you don't know anything about our own Revolution. It's funny how people here in the US still believe the stuff that you seem to hold as a perfect truth. Carry on with the ignorance good sir!

[Greendude33]

@reversefrontal

Don't know anything about the Revolution? Haha the French were so scared of the Brits that they wouldnt join in until they saw that the colonies were kicking it's ass. The Revolution for the French was just a chance to kick GB while it was down and cry victory.

Damn Frogs try to take credit for every war hell even WW2 even though Hitler had a swastika flying over the Eiffel Tower.

[NORTHMAN1234121]

@Greendude33 i know france didn't last a that long against the nazis

[Okoopowa]

@Greendude33 Rage ! retard x)

[OpticSniper117]

has anyone seen Saving Private Ryan? remember at the beginning when they are storming the beach, imagine if these guys tried it. Haha

[Stuey912]

lmao that would SUck if this happened at Dday.

[tigerthiefA3]

how the hell did u misspell no one?

[dogmaster1313]

this cheered me up

[FishEaster]

BRITISH ROYAL MARINES LANDED in raw sewage or mud. It doesn't matter. The pre-landing preparation is to have frogmen scout the beaches for conditions prior to troops coming ashore. It obviously did not happen here!

[STERENR]

good luck cleaning does guns T-T!!

[sycip2]

Its the British not the French.

[sureshoot10]

the french SUCK lol

[mansondevil33]

Looks like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob.

[superman74401]

Not french ,they look American's to me.Look at their rifles, this is not the famous french FaRAN

[wazcav1]

@superman74401 Ummm Try looking at the easier to see uniforms...Hello London calling!

[superman74401]

@wazcav1

!st of all this is just a funny video.

2nd those r not French ,look at their unifirm looks like American marines or British royal marines.

3rd Look at their rifles, French use the FAMAS , but here it look different and is abvious

[wazcav1]

@superman74401

1) Obviously it's funny and from the laughter in the background their comrades doing the filming thought so also.

2) That's the reason for "London Calling" -- British Uniforms! Absolutely not US uniforms.

3) Better resolution on your end than mine. I can't make out the rifles, but the uniform is the best give away.

4) You started this by saying they were American when they clearly aren't.

[booknplays]

The first guy jumps and gets stuck, the second guy jumps and gets stuck....why do the rest of the troops jump in too? At what point does someone think "I'll stay in the damn boat?"

[booknplays]

I dont care whether they are French or British or American, this is a funny video....wonderful choice of songs. Thanks for the laugh.

[deltaenforcer93]

wow the camo and guns gave them away as british, this needs to study the diffrent camo and weapons of each nation!

[KRAUTKICKER]

The British are coming! The British are coming! ...Wait, never mind. We'll just wait until they get un-stuck from the mud.

[killerguitar44]

Thse are Britishs faggot.

[snoopy1918]

oi, those are brits wanker. and not their fault, its just bloody good it was training

[2con12]

those are not french soldiers!!

[sbrooks056]

:35 look in the mud, what was that???

[jjsalmeri]

very epic fail

[shawn106]

video uploader is an idiot

[shortfatandcrass]

Haha bunch of english faggots. US Marines would never get stuck like that.

[asuna1]

It was a test to see the soldiers's reaction on mood floor to escape of it

[RAFALE93]

Ce n'est pas l'armée Française c'est soit l'armée américaine ou bien anglaise...

it's not a French army it's US army or british army... Vive la France

[69musclecars]

obv some is fucking dum enough to realise its the british comando's codysky you should've gone specsavers mate

[wicNKWD37]

shouldnt it say the british?

[ElKapwnzor]

@wicNKWD37 same thing

[wicNKWD37]

shouldnt it say the british?

[nwehrlin]

Hey guys sorry to disapoint you but theyre are english

[Mamougator]

the12345678guy (what kinda fucking name is that), you dumb ass faggot, they arent even in Afghanistan, The French arent even in the fucking war. You've even spelled Afghanistan wrong, oh my god dude, fucking pathetic, go eat a bowl of dicks

[the12345678guy]

@Mamougator I was talking about the English (not french), I posted in the wrong video, and btw stop being a fucking pussy and reply instead of posting a comment I don't know is there, lol your name Mamougator means sucked a gator, hahaha idiot.

[Mamougator]

@the12345678guy damn, you take youtube comments wayyyy too seriously, get a life or go blow your head off, I'm pretty sure doing that will you make your mother very happy

[thelordnazgul76]

Français ou anglais je vois pas l'important... T'aurais pu deviner que c'était de la boue, presque des sables mouvants..?

L'auteur de la vidéo à voulus déscendre l'armé française. Déjà que ce soit sans fondement, c'est crétin, mais en plus ne pas voirs que ce ne sont pas des français, c'est encore pir. Ca atteint les sommets !

Bravo !

[MrKeta57]

francais ou algais c dla boue O_o peu de gens arrivent a marcher la dedan 1 metre de boue O_o

[cheldep]

just not french guy's...

[Thomasbels]

C'est des anglais pas des français!

[Blacktulip65]

these are UK not french dude ...just fooling around having a laugh

[jorgas80]

fail. french troops dont have the L85

[pierre2b2]

Ce ne sont pas des militaires français se sont des anglais !!!

[NormalIdiots]

LOL

[BRAV0TWOZER0]

@NormalIdiots but the only this about the americans is they dont know shit about what they are doing and you say that we havnt won any wars erm if you go back in history (only if you had a brain in the first place) you would find the brits won the world wars with the help of some outher countrys what was the americans solution to all this........."just nuke japan" but it did'nt work

[NormalIdiots]

@BRAV0TWOZER0 Ok You know what shut up you little 6 year old. You don't know Shit about America

[devilman666]

@BRAV0TWOZER0 Russia,aka soviet union won wwII guys:) Sorry to burst your bubbles. USA showed up 2 years after the war had begun,and only because Germany declared war on them...

[angel102ify]

@devilman666 no they didnt win it by themselves, for a start it was british and american arctic convoys that kept the russians supplied after the germans stormed in, not to mention the multiple fronts that the germans fought on, britain, north africa the atlantic etc etc. saying the russians won ww2 is as ignorant as saying the americans won it, it was a WORLD war for a reason.

[devilman666]

@angel102ify understndable,but I have read many historians and books that have said Russia could have won it by themselves. America Joined 2-3 years after the war started. Funny thing though is that Rssia and Germany started as "Allies" before it blew up in there face...lol

[cbalsz]

@devilman666 The United States produced 150% the war material of all other combatants combined, including the Axis powers. The Ruskies would have had a hard time if America wasn't sending them everything from Spam to copper wire to trucks.

[devilman666]

@cbalsz Yeah,and? It was a join effort,but the Russians took the most casualties and did the most fighting,unlike they teach in history classes.

[devilman666]

@devilman666 Remember,80 percent of the german army was grounded in eastern europe.Also, though D-Day was important, it wasn't the turning point in WWII. Stalingrad was.

[devilman666]

And technically speaking,yeah,the British have won more wars than us:) They did afterll spawn from the Romans for christs sake

[devilman666]

Besides,were all going to be bowing to the chinese soon anyways,so be ready;) @cbalse

[happychappyjr]

To titytits WTF you talking about you dirty Brits haven't won more battles then us. You must be out yo crack ass head. And your not the most powerful you shiting me. The big wepon Brits have is there over sized teeth. You fag.

[stevelechot]

XD c des british, en même temps c bon les bain de boue ^^

[jpourkav]

lol this made my day

[jpthebosss1]

you are a little shit codyskyyyy you don't know what you're talking about

[jpthebosss1]

lol what a fail :0

[abraham65061]

Vive l'armée fra,caise allez vous faire foutre on la meilleure armée du monde, le meilleur tank du monde alors respect

[yawoue]

c pas l'armée francaise a 100% sur c pas leurs equipement

[bojo21nes]

HAHAH mate if you can't reconize soldiers STFU ^^ ...

These are british , and i think their officer made fun of them typical xD

[qc1st]

fuck fake video name

[snowboardeurdu78]

c'est l'armée anglaise pauvre merde !

[scottduncan44]

What stupid shit. The French have a great military tradition going back to Charlemagne. They've won and lost. They aslo fought to establish the Unieted Stes against England.Without France we would dtill be part of the commonwealth.

[Cool0Snake]

L'armée Française?!?

Pauvre merde,ne met pas de titre si tu ne peux reconnaitre l'armée anglaise...

[toto00076]

codyskyyyy you 're an idiot!!you do not know recognize the uniforms small boy

[atreyuIsTheTrueGod]

those arent the french are they're the american marines when there is sound you can hear them speak english

[EkstrandNOR]

@atreyuIsTheTrueGod

They arent American Marines eighter. They are Britians !!! Look at their weapon and kit, the got the L85a1/a2!! America got the M4 and M16 !!! so the are nor French and not Americans

[szelle63]

@atreyuIsTheTrueGod i dont think they are american the uniforms dont look right...

[szelle63]

@atreyuIsTheTrueGod Those are definently brits

[KrtNeo]

@atreyuIsTheTrueGod They are not American.

[Snakechite]

cet pas l'armée française espéce d'enculer ces l'armée anglaise grox con

[erj154]

It's the UK army, but thank for the troll =)

[moiGTO]

codyskyyyy... He thinks he's inteligent to post this shitty video...

New-Zealand, the new country of assholes?

In my opinion, it's like Australia... Too much americans movies and Coca... More than americans...

[LeChar1989]

Haha the Brits=P

[titytit]

our guys know how to mess about lol

[thebraska]

LOL it's UKs Army.

5/5 for ur shitty brainless vid, dude.

[FRApp44300]

This is NOT the French army you fucking idiots!! this is is the british!! just look at the L-85A weapons!! BRITISH NOT FRENCH! DUH@ you fucking stupid redneck bastards!!

[37duiker]

They are not French,if you look the Rifels, French have P-90. They are from England, they have the L-85 in this video

[moiGTO]

French haven't got P-90... They have FAMAS...

[KRAUTKICKER]

@moiGTO These aren't P90s, they are SA80s...in other words, they are British. Epic fail.

[KRAUTKICKER]

@moiGTO ...Well, sorry. Slightly unclear from what you wrote. Although it is indeed quite obvious that the French Army does not use the P90, choosing over it the FAMAS...which lacks customizability and modularity.

[Sean121212131414]

@moiGTO those are L86's not P-90s haha

[azamatbagatov]

Frenchie esay whit the cheese. Ha haha, french fucks

[baboulinetdu37]

lol 0:57 shoot me, i'm an easy target !!

[gipcambero]

BRITISH not French

[postaldude2]

dude those are British ;)

EPIC FAIL!