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  • wow the black guy dies last..that never happens

  • Kyng, Mar'vaine, Octavian & Popeye ?!?!

    How do you know my children's names?

  • i've watched this once a month for at least a year and it does not get old.

  • I dont always look like an alien with cancer, but when i do i vomit lightning

  • Hey look its E.T

  • CANCER JESUS will die for your sins

    

  • WTF did i just watch? and better yet, why couldn't I stop?

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  • That's pretty great.

  • save me cancer jesus!

  • beware the powers of cancer jesus

  • what the fuck is this shit, this is soooo fucking gay! fucking faggots are into this shit i guess

  • @MrCallmetim Yeah the video is kind of weird but the song not so bad!

  • ...It was like... gay... then like a hidden message feeling... then some meme attack slap... then that hidden message feeling again... and then there was a big black guy's head and I knew I must have slipped myself some acid.

  • what the fuck...did i...just watch?

  • Emaciated, shiny, hairless Ross Lee with laser beams in his mouth scares me as much as.....everyday Ross Lee.

  • so weird but i cant help it, i love this music video! lol

  • so weird lol...

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  • ...also, cancer jesus kind of looks like maynard james keenan

  • Am I the only one who was disappointed that not only is Cancer Jesus not Hot Chip, but that Hot Chip in general sounds nothing like this?

  • Thumbs up if MaximusBlack brought you here!

  • best 3:37 of my life

  • First comes a fresh boy band, then there you got the arrogant solo guy that no one likes. Comes to fuck up the whole band.

    After they made it up and band is back together, the contract owner comes take one final shit on the band, fans and whole musicdom.

  • Meth: not even once

  • Hmm... nope. It hasn't gotten old yet.

    *hits replay button

  • fuck this shits gonna give me nightmares

  • "Hot Chip"....

  • THIS IS SO WEIRD BUT SO COOL.

  • Wasn't the 'Kyng' guy at the beginning of the video in a modelling show on E4?

  • best music video ever!

  • I think the real reason Herman Cain pulled out of the race is that the public is scared of his eye lasers.

  • i found this vid by searching cancer jesus on google.

  • Googled Cancer Jesus, First Suggestion.

  • mind fuck 0.o

  • no tengo palabras.que alarde de creatividad más bueno

  • NIGGER HAIL SATAN

  • @atheistspongebob there is no need for that you arsehole

  • A wild hospital patient appears.

  • That move he does at 2:37 is awesome by the way. xD

  • holy fuck a wild cancer jesus appears

  • @modmike02 Mad?

  • Once you get past the video, it's a terrific song.

  • What the fuck was that?

  • I used to shoot beams out of my mouth. Then I took an Arrow in the knee.

  • I am not getting that 3 minutes, 37 seconds back. :-(

  • jesus can walk on water

    but cancer jesus can walk on lava

  • My brain is full of fuck.

  • dafuq......

    

  • cancer jesus

  • The observers are here

  • Like if you can see that rainbow just before he lasers the black guy

  • I'm pitching a tent in my pants.

    

  • Want to shave head.

  • Carl Winslow?

  • Dean Pelton?

  • ITS THE PRANKER!

  • 3 minutes on is good

  • IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAAASSS

    BAHHHHHH

  • What the fuck did i just watch?

  • shit still wack after 2 mins

  • Martin Laser King Jr Wins.

  • i was all ready to tune out because of the super gay stuff but then i stuck around for the whole thing and holy fuck i am glad i did

  • what the hell did i just watch?

  • Im kind of sad that the cheesy part wasn't real

  • WUT IS THIS

  • GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

    i said i liked this song, saw the video, fuck this noise

  • Popeye is SO FUCKING SEXY DO ME

  • HOLY FUCK

    

  • :L

  • @TarynFVBanks If you think this is weird,watch the human centipede :)

  • @siaboss1

    If you think THATS Weird, watch a Serbian Film. Every Death Animal and Human Actually happened, meaning that they were killed on set.

  • @WillixiamX oh you're cool.....mentioning stuff thats actually fucked up.

    look, the whole area of snuff films and violence is a whole other side "weird" and it attracts a different audience than this does.

    Hot Chip is very mildly weird in a bizarre way....not even quite as weird as something like salad fingers so bringing up "a serbian film" is retarded

  • @siaboss1

    loser

  • I saw this the other day on Rage. It was the weirdest thing i've ever seen.

  • BWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

    

  • Anyone else wish boy bands actually could make music like this? LOL

  • I look up "lazer jesus" nothing, then I look up "laser jesus floating black guy head", first video there

  • @Swordmaster10 probably cos you search lazer jesus, instead of laser jesus?

  • @Swordmaster10 I like to call this video Cancer Jesus VS. Negro Andross

  • @Swordmaster10 thats because you spelled laser wrong....

    and the actual keywords are "cancer jesus"

  • Laser Moby Jesus. May he have mercy on us all

  • Is it me or does Cancer Jesus look like a cross between Nicholas Cage and Jamie Lee Curtis?

  • Ok... werid as hell but... LOVED EVERY MIN OF IT :)

  • i love this!!

  • Alright... I have no idea what I just watched...

  • huh

  • Her face at 1:05

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  • GO CANCER JESUS! :D YOU LAZER THEM FAGS :D!

  • its true t=what they say, you cant trust a floating black head

  • amazing. MAAAAAAAAZING. It totally speaks to me.

    

  • wtf did i just watch

  • white obama?

  • I SWEAR THAT BLACK GUY AT 3:08 IS CARL WINSLOW!!!

  • this video is so full of potential reaction face images

  • I don't even know what to say to this......

  • This... Is... Amazing...

  • what is this omg

  • Cancer Jesus uses hyper beam.

    Watch out for floating negro head!

  • I came here by myself, fuck your thumbs

  • ....what....was....THAT?!

  • i'm confused and horny

  • @geiuy hhaaahh look at the faggot, look at the faggot and laugh.

  • Thats weird and gay.

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  • wait... WTF?!

  • oh wth

  • CANCER!

    RID OF LE CANCER!

  • haha cancer jesus

  • scary!

  • I'm pretty sure you can only dislike this if you don't watch it for at least 2 minutes.

  • is it wrong i actually like this song kinda when baby jesus sang i felt like cancer jesus touched my heart :D

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  • 02:50 It actually shows the real Hot Chip.

  • Was he the guy from Britain's got talent that popped his eyes?

  • ... ... ... what?

  • 2:43... that locas!

  • aint he the guy from balls of steel!!

  • Cancer Jesus... Stopping boy bands since 1980...

  • Sounds like auto-tune is alive and well.

  • this is actually a joke init

  • WTF.!!

    

  • Captain Cancer Laser Jesus, The Slayer of Worlds! VS Martin Luther Laser Pacman Jr. FIGHT.

  • BB is sooooooooooo sexy

  • Thumbs up if BB sent you! :L

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  • One of the most fucked up clips of all time, but god is it entertaining. The music aint too bad either

  • the message behind this crazy video is actually rather meaningful

  • Hey the floating black head is Popeye!

  • lol, this is seriously the oddest music video I've ever seen. Word.

  • What. The. Hec. Is. Going. On.

  • this is a good song tbh

    

  • DHALSIM WINS

  • Your FACE Goddammit.

  • Fucken Brilliant! Ether you get it or you don't!

  • Am I the only one who noticed that cancer Jesus has some wicked dance moves? he moves like he has cancer and it's epic.

  • dude... what the fuck did I just watch? whats going on!? DAD IM SCARED!

  • one word WTF?

  • All of them look like H&M Models

  • is it wired that i got a boner from this

  • This is so weird, but I like it....somehow..

  • @arstulex, right.

  • did I spy Jennette McCurdy?

  • @snocarver I thought that too, the girl who first looks at jesus when he floats in?

  • Love the look on the bald guy's face at 1:55.  Haha!

  • weirdest thing i've ever fucking seen

  • what the.... fuck?

  • what is going onnnnnnnnnnn D: i feel violated

  • lmfaooo video never gets old

  • anyone see the right on the very right mess up @ 3:04?

  • looooooooooooooooooool

  • what

  • im not sure what i saw

  • Okay Lets Sum Up This Video..... 4 guys who probably had a 4 some with eachother are singing Bald Guy comes in..... lasers em all in the face. Then they all re appear. That Black Carl Winslow Looking Guy comes. Everyone died except for 1554 people

  • @trainmasta227 Cancer Jesus, don't let him see that you forgot his name, lest you show up in the next boy

    band he destroys

  • Cancer Jesus' eyes at like 0:55 molested me. :<

  • WHAT IS HAPPENING

  • I wanted Cancer Jesus and Floating Black head to fight.

  • @ShanaroNeasomi cancer jesus wouldve lost rofl thats why he ran

  • xDD

    

  • Cancer Jesus... Martin Laser King Jr.  how does one react to this?

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  • @MrPicklefritz Don't sweat it. Just laugh. We won't judge. We're watching a Hot Chip video after all. However, you have no basis for calling him Martin Lazer Jr. besides the fact that he is black. You racists son of...

  • @PFCKutzner he IS black. that doesn't make me racist, if i called him sub human for pigment issues thatd be different, in this case, hes subhuman cus yknow...hes a floating head that kinda looks like Martin Luther King Jr.

  • @MrPicklefritz No, he doesn't. You're still SO racists!

  • @MrPicklefritz Epic Rap Battles of History. DUHHH.

    

  • What did I just watch!?

  • O.o i cant stop watching its like a troll that gets funny instead of well * Troll face*

  • JLS?

    HAHA.

    Most crazy video ever still brilliant though.

  • Are they legit about this O.o

  • It's a good song but the video catches you off-guard ._.

  • segun copia ....varata de kazaky

  • BIGGEST W T F MOMENT EVER.

  • Ross Lee is weird

  • only 3 words can discribe this...SHOOP DA WHOOP

  • IMA CHARGIN MEH LAZR

  • 1,551 people didn't watch the entire video