...It was like... gay... then like a hidden message feeling... then some meme attack slap... then that hidden message feeling again... and then there was a big black guy's head and I knew I must have slipped myself some acid.
This song makes me wanna strip naked, burst out of my window, free fall 28 floors, faceplant in the snow, make a snow angel mixed with my own blood, shiver from the cold, get hyperthermia, DIE, go to the pearly gates, say wuzzup to Jesus, do our secret hand shake, look for buddah, find him, have him reincarnate me into a frog, meet a princess, kiss her, turn into a prince, order my subject to bring me a computer, listen to this song again, and cry my self to sleep. Such a bad ass song.
Okay Lets Sum Up This Video..... 4 guys who probably had a 4 some with eachother are singing Bald Guy comes in..... lasers em all in the face. Then they all re appear. That Black Carl Winslow Looking Guy comes. Everyone died except for 1554 people
@MrPicklefritz Don't sweat it. Just laugh. We won't judge. We're watching a Hot Chip video after all. However, you have no basis for calling him Martin Lazer Jr. besides the fact that he is black. You racists son of...
@PFCKutzner he IS black. that doesn't make me racist, if i called him sub human for pigment issues thatd be different, in this case, hes subhuman cus yknow...hes a floating head that kinda looks like Martin Luther King Jr.
wow the black guy dies last..that never happens
smallwheelz101 16 hours ago
Kyng, Mar'vaine, Octavian & Popeye ?!?!
How do you know my children's names?
Bashimillar 23 hours ago
i've watched this once a month for at least a year and it does not get old.
bonsaibaby23 1 day ago
I dont always look like an alien with cancer, but when i do i vomit lightning
DGKpresents 1 day ago
Hey look its E.T
FiveUltBomb 4 days ago
CANCER JESUS will die for your sins
Tino239 4 days ago
WTF did i just watch? and better yet, why couldn't I stop?
PlumbRandomNoob 5 days ago
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PlumbRandomNoob 5 days ago
That's pretty great.
SeeThroughDoor 6 days ago
save me cancer jesus!
Miki42 1 week ago
beware the powers of cancer jesus
MizRedavni1 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
what the fuck is this shit, this is soooo fucking gay! fucking faggots are into this shit i guess
MrCallmetim 1 week ago
@MrCallmetim Yeah the video is kind of weird but the song not so bad!
BryanWithNoB 1 day ago
...It was like... gay... then like a hidden message feeling... then some meme attack slap... then that hidden message feeling again... and then there was a big black guy's head and I knew I must have slipped myself some acid.
ZeroPermission 1 week ago 3
what the fuck...did i...just watch?
Fredman5551 1 week ago
Emaciated, shiny, hairless Ross Lee with laser beams in his mouth scares me as much as.....everyday Ross Lee.
mony4uj 1 week ago
so weird but i cant help it, i love this music video! lol
EmyleeFTW 1 week ago
so weird lol...
EmyleeFTW 1 week ago
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redside27 1 week ago
...also, cancer jesus kind of looks like maynard james keenan
stayelusive 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
Am I the only one who was disappointed that not only is Cancer Jesus not Hot Chip, but that Hot Chip in general sounds nothing like this?
stayelusive 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
Thumbs up if MaximusBlack brought you here!
lightneo2002 2 weeks ago 4
best 3:37 of my life
1mz0qpal 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
First comes a fresh boy band, then there you got the arrogant solo guy that no one likes. Comes to fuck up the whole band.
After they made it up and band is back together, the contract owner comes take one final shit on the band, fans and whole musicdom.
KingUw 2 weeks ago
Meth: not even once
xenermorph2 3 weeks ago
Hmm... nope. It hasn't gotten old yet.
*hits replay button
beachghost93 3 weeks ago
fuck this shits gonna give me nightmares
ZwKarl 3 weeks ago
"Hot Chip"....
thatssofish 1 month ago
THIS IS SO WEIRD BUT SO COOL.
kesia96 1 month ago in playlist Urban outfitters Music
Wasn't the 'Kyng' guy at the beginning of the video in a modelling show on E4?
kissthestar189 1 month ago
best music video ever!
MissMog 1 month ago
I think the real reason Herman Cain pulled out of the race is that the public is scared of his eye lasers.
JoeSchmoTehHero 1 month ago 10
i found this vid by searching cancer jesus on google.
katbc101 1 month ago 3
Googled Cancer Jesus, First Suggestion.
Pllumbknuckle 1 month ago
mind fuck 0.o
ninjadragon0 1 month ago
no tengo palabras.que alarde de creatividad más bueno
thebaywatcher152 1 month ago
NIGGER HAIL SATAN
atheistspongebob 1 month ago
@atheistspongebob there is no need for that you arsehole
TheNatman17 1 month ago in playlist Music 2
A wild hospital patient appears.
dtk1994 1 month ago
That move he does at 2:37 is awesome by the way. xD
Magealman 1 month ago
holy fuck a wild cancer jesus appears
T3hPwnageBAM 1 month ago
@modmike02 Mad?
ryan3332a 1 month ago
Once you get past the video, it's a terrific song.
MykeMetyll 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
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What the fucking fuck.
Buckleyxxx 1 month ago
What the fuck was that?
TheAlexAdrian 1 month ago
I used to shoot beams out of my mouth. Then I took an Arrow in the knee.
thestormoverkrynn 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
at least 1 million of those views of from yours truly...
freakinprplaya 2 months ago
I am not getting that 3 minutes, 37 seconds back. :-(
mandyjb77 2 months ago
jesus can walk on water
but cancer jesus can walk on lava
xXIrakiiKwalaXx 2 months ago
My brain is full of fuck.
mrjesus1890 2 months ago
dafuq......
maddyboo17 2 months ago 3
cancer jesus
helleyon 2 months ago
The observers are here
vinismts1 2 months ago
Like if you can see that rainbow just before he lasers the black guy
InoromAzodnem 2 months ago
I'm pitching a tent in my pants.
dudemanguyguy182 2 months ago
Want to shave head.
andrewnofsinger3889 2 months ago 2
Carl Winslow?
DefinitionH 2 months ago
Dean Pelton?
ImmaLazerFish 2 months ago
ITS THE PRANKER!
cranebeg 2 months ago
3 minutes on is good
PoobahGaming 2 months ago
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAAASSS
BAHHHHHH
MissEmilovely 2 months ago 3
What the fuck did i just watch?
EagerPianist 2 months ago 14
shit still wack after 2 mins
Petrenkociu 2 months ago
Martin Laser King Jr Wins.
Jcolinsol 2 months ago 2
i was all ready to tune out because of the super gay stuff but then i stuck around for the whole thing and holy fuck i am glad i did
raisondeguerre 2 months ago 5
what the hell did i just watch?
tkcooper21 2 months ago
Im kind of sad that the cheesy part wasn't real
Topnotchstang07 2 months ago
WUT IS THIS
mrjesus1890 2 months ago
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
i said i liked this song, saw the video, fuck this noise
adireron 2 months ago
Popeye is SO FUCKING SEXY DO ME
lucaswaslike 2 months ago
HOLY FUCK
GetCockyOrDieTrying 2 months ago
:L
Purplegerble 2 months ago
@TarynFVBanks If you think this is weird,watch the human centipede :)
siaboss1 2 months ago in playlist siaboss1's favourites
@siaboss1
If you think THATS Weird, watch a Serbian Film. Every Death Animal and Human Actually happened, meaning that they were killed on set.
WillixiamX 2 months ago
@WillixiamX oh you're cool.....mentioning stuff thats actually fucked up.
look, the whole area of snuff films and violence is a whole other side "weird" and it attracts a different audience than this does.
Hot Chip is very mildly weird in a bizarre way....not even quite as weird as something like salad fingers so bringing up "a serbian film" is retarded
warioman91 1 month ago
@siaboss1
loser
warioman91 1 month ago
I saw this the other day on Rage. It was the weirdest thing i've ever seen.
TarynFVBanks 2 months ago
BWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
bentned 2 months ago
Anyone else wish boy bands actually could make music like this? LOL
circa2O11 2 months ago
I look up "lazer jesus" nothing, then I look up "laser jesus floating black guy head", first video there
Swordmaster10 3 months ago 27
@Swordmaster10 probably cos you search lazer jesus, instead of laser jesus?
dasman16 2 months ago
@Swordmaster10 I like to call this video Cancer Jesus VS. Negro Andross
SalientLamprophany 1 month ago 4
@Swordmaster10 thats because you spelled laser wrong....
and the actual keywords are "cancer jesus"
warioman91 1 month ago
Laser Moby Jesus. May he have mercy on us all
SlowlyKillingSummer 3 months ago
Is it me or does Cancer Jesus look like a cross between Nicholas Cage and Jamie Lee Curtis?
CommanderTipsy 3 months ago 21
Ok... werid as hell but... LOVED EVERY MIN OF IT :)
NightWolfFTW 3 months ago
i love this!!
hallelujah26 3 months ago
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WTF just happened?
djdestroyer 3 months ago in playlist SoCo
Alright... I have no idea what I just watched...
ianmav 3 months ago
huh
TropicalCoke1337 3 months ago
Her face at 1:05
0MikeOwens0 3 months ago 2
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0MikeOwens0 3 months ago
GO CANCER JESUS! :D YOU LAZER THEM FAGS :D!
Pllumbknuckle 3 months ago
its true t=what they say, you cant trust a floating black head
saminajar1995 3 months ago 3
amazing. MAAAAAAAAZING. It totally speaks to me.
pickledcolonel 3 months ago
wtf did i just watch
iPompeoooooo 3 months ago 5
white obama?
zanw0rks 4 months ago in playlist Liked
I SWEAR THAT BLACK GUY AT 3:08 IS CARL WINSLOW!!!
Telephone0Mama 4 months ago
this video is so full of potential reaction face images
zanw0rks 4 months ago in playlist Liked 4
I don't even know what to say to this......
pixaman56 4 months ago
This... Is... Amazing...
Myleskid1 4 months ago 2
what is this omg
trngdnh 4 months ago
Cancer Jesus uses hyper beam.
Watch out for floating negro head!
gettinSC 4 months ago 2
I came here by myself, fuck your thumbs
ckykid90 4 months ago 4
....what....was....THAT?!
ma118uller 4 months ago
i'm confused and horny
geiuy 4 months ago 61
@geiuy hhaaahh look at the faggot, look at the faggot and laugh.
LaxRatBra 3 months ago
Thats weird and gay.
TheMouffu 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
3:05 = best face ever
MrSuperscaper 4 months ago
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MrSuperscaper 4 months ago
wait... WTF?!
Ilikadafire 4 months ago
oh wth
MIKECORTI 4 months ago
CANCER!
RID OF LE CANCER!
jwesty29 4 months ago
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This song makes me wanna strip naked, burst out of my window, free fall 28 floors, faceplant in the snow, make a snow angel mixed with my own blood, shiver from the cold, get hyperthermia, DIE, go to the pearly gates, say wuzzup to Jesus, do our secret hand shake, look for buddah, find him, have him reincarnate me into a frog, meet a princess, kiss her, turn into a prince, order my subject to bring me a computer, listen to this song again, and cry my self to sleep. Such a bad ass song.
DrGanja92 4 months ago
haha cancer jesus
mijacki2871 4 months ago
scary!
lukosbw 4 months ago
I'm pretty sure you can only dislike this if you don't watch it for at least 2 minutes.
lbstwinkie 4 months ago 65
is it wrong i actually like this song kinda when baby jesus sang i felt like cancer jesus touched my heart :D
Bigshotchunk117 4 months ago
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eeiioouuatyourface 4 months ago
02:50 It actually shows the real Hot Chip.
DAK075 4 months ago
Was he the guy from Britain's got talent that popped his eyes?
SpatmickVeenie 4 months ago
... ... ... what?
JossJossJoss1 4 months ago
2:43... that locas!
killerpollitaindie 4 months ago
aint he the guy from balls of steel!!
1980THETROTTS 4 months ago
Cancer Jesus... Stopping boy bands since 1980...
BKish03 4 months ago 5
Sounds like auto-tune is alive and well.
KCLion 4 months ago
this is actually a joke init
33BottlesOnMyDesk 5 months ago
WTF.!!
mortyrious 5 months ago
Captain Cancer Laser Jesus, The Slayer of Worlds! VS Martin Luther Laser Pacman Jr. FIGHT.
aaronrockson 5 months ago
BB is sooooooooooo sexy
SuperJLS4eva 5 months ago
Thumbs up if BB sent you! :L
TheLazyLex 5 months ago 5
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TheLazyLex 5 months ago
One of the most fucked up clips of all time, but god is it entertaining. The music aint too bad either
mumajugs1 5 months ago
the message behind this crazy video is actually rather meaningful
lendial 5 months ago
Hey the floating black head is Popeye!
Fernaculous 5 months ago
lol, this is seriously the oddest music video I've ever seen. Word.
Punkie282828 5 months ago 3
What. The. Hec. Is. Going. On.
TheDeadlyFurby 5 months ago 2
this is a good song tbh
southpawakros 5 months ago
DHALSIM WINS
SotaNakamura 5 months ago
Your FACE Goddammit.
AnimeFanadic101 5 months ago
Fucken Brilliant! Ether you get it or you don't!
CronoVonBankin 5 months ago
Am I the only one who noticed that cancer Jesus has some wicked dance moves? he moves like he has cancer and it's epic.
saiucrozier 5 months ago
dude... what the fuck did I just watch? whats going on!? DAD IM SCARED!
roflcopter2012 5 months ago
one word WTF?
willpickup 5 months ago
All of them look like H&M Models
xICONicGRANDer 5 months ago
is it wired that i got a boner from this
mattrax55 5 months ago
This is so weird, but I like it....somehow..
jessicadesouzax 5 months ago
@arstulex, right.
snocarver 5 months ago
did I spy Jennette McCurdy?
snocarver 5 months ago
@snocarver I thought that too, the girl who first looks at jesus when he floats in?
arstulex 5 months ago
Love the look on the bald guy's face at 1:55. Haha!
plutoplanet 5 months ago
weirdest thing i've ever fucking seen
sbrumbeloe1 5 months ago
what the.... fuck?
cchapin1992 5 months ago
what is going onnnnnnnnnnn D: i feel violated
tashimango 5 months ago
lmfaooo video never gets old
0Wing0Wing0 6 months ago 5
anyone see the right on the very right mess up @ 3:04?
JesseMusicc 6 months ago
looooooooooooooooooool
JesseMusicc 6 months ago
what
Nagoragama 6 months ago
im not sure what i saw
lendial 6 months ago
Okay Lets Sum Up This Video..... 4 guys who probably had a 4 some with eachother are singing Bald Guy comes in..... lasers em all in the face. Then they all re appear. That Black Carl Winslow Looking Guy comes. Everyone died except for 1554 people
trainmasta227 6 months ago
@trainmasta227 Cancer Jesus, don't let him see that you forgot his name, lest you show up in the next boy
band he destroys
MrPicklefritz 6 months ago
Cancer Jesus' eyes at like 0:55 molested me. :<
divixmage 6 months ago 4
WHAT IS HAPPENING
BigBagsForRent 6 months ago 3
I wanted Cancer Jesus and Floating Black head to fight.
ShanaroNeasomi 6 months ago
@ShanaroNeasomi cancer jesus wouldve lost rofl thats why he ran
iown10000 6 months ago
xDD
FangsofGlory 6 months ago
Cancer Jesus... Martin Laser King Jr. how does one react to this?
MrPicklefritz 6 months ago 100
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PFCKutzner 5 months ago
@MrPicklefritz Don't sweat it. Just laugh. We won't judge. We're watching a Hot Chip video after all. However, you have no basis for calling him Martin Lazer Jr. besides the fact that he is black. You racists son of...
PFCKutzner 5 months ago
@PFCKutzner he IS black. that doesn't make me racist, if i called him sub human for pigment issues thatd be different, in this case, hes subhuman cus yknow...hes a floating head that kinda looks like Martin Luther King Jr.
MrPicklefritz 5 months ago
@MrPicklefritz No, he doesn't. You're still SO racists!
PFCKutzner 5 months ago
@MrPicklefritz Epic Rap Battles of History. DUHHH.
aaronrockson 5 months ago in playlist l
What did I just watch!?
Showakusai 6 months ago
O.o i cant stop watching its like a troll that gets funny instead of well * Troll face*
FenrakkJax 6 months ago
JLS?
HAHA.
Most crazy video ever still brilliant though.
BrynSmith94 6 months ago
Are they legit about this O.o
sezdogz 6 months ago
It's a good song but the video catches you off-guard ._.
EGGZiX 6 months ago
segun copia ....varata de kazaky
17josep17 6 months ago
BIGGEST W T F MOMENT EVER.
RookaWins 6 months ago 5
Ross Lee is weird
marcusleonswadling 6 months ago 2
only 3 words can discribe this...SHOOP DA WHOOP
ggisrnai1234 6 months ago
IMA CHARGIN MEH LAZR
OrangeNinja31 6 months ago
1,551 people didn't watch the entire video
1CDubCDub1 6 months ago