Top 10 Biology Jokes (2)

[UcchanGirl]

argon walked into a bar and the bartender says "sorry we don't serve noble gases"

Argon didn't react

[BB0YMatty]

Whats the mitochondrial waste?

A-T-Pee

[jlasces]

Q: Where do damaged organelles go?

A: to the ER!

I teach biology....and am always looking for bio. jokes. Thanks for sharing!

[zerobio]

@jlasces Haha good one! Glad you liked it. Good luck teaching.

[PaigeElizabethHanson]

Q: What's the easiest way to tell the sex of a chomosome?

A: Pull down its genes.

One chromosome said to the other, "Do the genes make me look fat?

[zerobio]

@PaigeElizabethHanson Haha, I like that second joke. Good one! :)

[Champmeister91]

Awesome jokes :D. By the way, you seem to be a cool teacher, keep up the good work ;). Anyway, here's a joke for ya:

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The neutron then says "how much for the drink", and the bartender replies "for you, no charge".

[zerobio]

@Champmeister91 Hehe, cute joke! Thanks for your comments.

[psilocyberspaceman]

@zerobio A neutrino walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, you can’t come in here." Whereto the neutrino replies, "Just passing through."

[usman2hype92]

facilitated confusion shudv been #1!!!

[zerobio]

Hehe, thanks.

[LatinoslimJim]

This ones probably been said beore and its not reeeally biology but....

So gold walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "AU (hey you) get outta here!"

[zerobio]

Yep, heard that but it's good. :)

[sumaiah911]

what did the plant cell say to the animal cell?

haha!!...i have a cell wall nd u dont! ;)

[arcotSAM]

@sumaiah911

What did the animal cell say to plant cell?

'tear down that wall'

[SniperfzeroX]

why is mushroom always invited to parties?

cuz he's a fungi

:D yea i know it's corny lol

[zerobio]

Hey that's great! I will use it sometime in the future. Thanks.

[sumaiah911]

i have a joke!!!

wat do u call an animal with a family?

a regular animal...lol...hehe!

[zerobio]

Huh? ;)

[TDiGrigs]

Two atoms are hangin out. They get into a conversation. "i think i lost an electron." "are you sure?" "Yea i'm positive

[zerobio]

Hehe, good one!

[rocker88x]

facilitated confusion is the best one

[zerobio]

That is kind of funny i think. ;)

[mvrsrule]

haha nice. i wish i had a fun teacher for my ap bio class! i'll have to share this with my class.

here are some funny jokes i know:

You're so hot, you denature my proteins. and then, How do you tell the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes! lol.

and then im sure you know the classic helicase one.

[zerobio]

Thanks for watching and sharing those jokes! :)

[qwebnd]

Lmaoooooo NIceeee xD

didnt get all the jokes but u seem to be a pretty chill gun n fun teacher xD

btw i heard you from sophia xD

[zerobio]

Hehe, well thanks for watching these anyhow. ;)

[Featherfolk]

u seem like a really nice biology teacher :P not like mine :(

i like the osmosis joke on the previous video :D

[zerobio]

That's a really nice thing to say! Well, i try. And you seem like a really nice student. Glad you like the jokes ... haha, you're one of the few.

[lilmisshawna]

Oh, this is so funny! I'll be sharing it with my fellow college science students.

[zerobio]

Hey so glad you enjoyed this!  You're in a pretty small group of people who did, haha. Thanks.

[supermanreturns2]

hahaha gotta say 5/5 stars for the video, and 2/5 stars for the schwarzenegger impression :)

[zerobio]

Haha, somebody was bored and decided to check this out ... sorry man. Yeah, I get 2 stars for the impression, that's generous LOL.

[mugglywuggly]

LoL that was fun

[zerobio]

Haha, so glad you think so. Corny but fun.

[zerobio]

Hehe, these videos are not doing so well. So you want me to stop this? I can't! Life's too short and we need silly laughs.

[kinga280]

....wow.

"Line of best FIT"

[zerobio]

Hehe, I know, I know ...

[FrankyBabes]

Gawwd - I think I dropped biology at AS level when I realised that my teacher thought these were not only great in themselves, but the greatest joke ever.

But I have a chemistry or possibly physics-related joke.

Two atoms walk into a bar. The first one says:

"I think I've lost an electron!"

Second atom says: "Are you sure?"

First one says: "Yes. I'm positive."

I'm here all week...

[zerobio]

Good one, FrankyBabes. And I know what you mean, I had teachers in the past who took their jokes way too seriously. To be honest, these jokes are meant to get that kind of "gawwd" reaction, not serious at all, and maybe more for a younger crowd.

[FrankyBabes]

Perhaps, though I'm not sure that you can even be younger than 16.

[zerobio]

I never thought of that.

[katkitten9]

Great job a lot better then the first.

I like the breaking news at the beginning.

[zerobio]

Ok, I'll take that as a positive thing. :)