Blow Up!

[Rajhathetiger]

LoL Dude your awesome- I got into ur vids about a year ago I think it was and for some reason I slowly drifted away but I have no idea why. So glad I found you again- ur awesome, this has got to be my fav video of urs. LoL @ bush quote

[procrastinator300]

@Rajhathetiger what's the bush quote?

[Rajhathetiger]

@procrastinator300 the bush quote? When he was saying the whole "Our enemy is relentless..." thing. 

[ardman78]

I love church of blow. I still go through the vids and i love every one, except the "easy clean" video 0.o

[FlyingTireProduction]

we sall kil u, we will won war

[1drwall]

too much positivity. I hope while crossing the road you get run over by cancer. You REALLY need a girlfriend. You suck.

[organicprankster]

@1drwall Oh, I see what you did there....

[Ferrymartyr]

@1drwall hahaha run over by cancer

[poohbearguy]

suck

[GARYTEXAS]

We have what - they can-not My children we have Blow

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

you suck

[iceblade05]

declare war on youtube! XD

[singingbanana]

A million stars.

[HpnTYzD]

you suck o.o

[saintsrgood]

you talentless hack no 1 wants you here

[spearofhope2]

You know honestly he probably Recorded this in advance in preperation for such an event!

[blargh234]

he has to have made this whilst the church of blow was still going for he still has the beard! pay attention in future

[spearofhope2]

yeah.... that's kinda what I said. actually, that's excactly what I said.

Maybe you should pay attention.

[Feanixas]

Good one.

[SilentAssassin3500]

great vid! but to balance things, i'm gonna post a negative reply: u suck! lol

[furthyrius]

which is the name of the song?

[FlyingJazzPig]

"Anchors Aweigh"

[furthyrius]

thanks!

[furthyrius]

and the last song?

[Noodle3Box]

MAD AS VID!!!

and guyz atleast this guy has fun making the vids

[airsoftjunky101]

get a life

[spensergavin]

start an army of youtubians. for the upcoming revolution.

[6cheesy6]

Trained in capes in comment-dropping.

>D greater than graet

[TheCelticNinja]

Love you giving the finger right at the end.

[JDLT2142]

Love the Dr. Strangelove music in the background

[sunraindance]

you REALLY need a girlfriend.

LOL that was awesome

[BuzzcutsFTW]

gay-...ness LMAO sounds just like you really were that guy, ure a great actor.

[XxJBroTerelxX]

lol nice, gayy-ness

[alch6288]

ha you got me with this one I'm subscribing

[lostindisillusion]

gay-ness. LOLLL

[herbalicious74]

i got your back man

[HappyCabbie]

Screw all the haters of the Church of Blow.

[Khaliana]

so yeah, screw you loosers (finger)...I just looove his videos...

[onebrowraised]

I was going to comment, but there is so many comments that I fell asleep reading them all. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[greentortouise]

I love this guy.

[matry003matry003]

You Suck.

(watch youtube is my life ;)

[OmegaTrooper]

lol awesome

[XaexSoulForged]

gay.....nes

lol

[BrokenChair88]

Pink Floyd wrote "Dogs".

[I1LuV1ANtHonY]

monkeys

[pofwiwice]

bob likes it when you rub his pancreas

[bigbnanastudios]

we are liturate haha suckers

[pofwiwice]

skrew u losers

[realsuperherodude]

You suck.

{love you}

[Aristeguieta]

dudew what its your profesion?

make youtube videos?

IDIOT

[ugipse]

you do realise people live outside the world of youtube

[youyou2btoo]

i think i'd watch any video with that background music.

excellent ending!

[HarvestMoo]

xD

See you again.

Screw you losers.

[thesyriansystem]

yes we are strong!!!

[SDaVidS0n]

OMG you got hit with gayness? did you survive?

[gladi8r300]

"war, pestilence, lindsey lohan"

XD

[DKester777]

MAN THE ILLUMINATI IS GUNNA GET YOU!!

[nymanmusic]

ha, and my I say again, ha. A gentleman and a collar... er, scholar.

[zihark8444]

Huzzah to this!

[Thinkingbigb3]

Damn it how did he know about our underground secret organization of people who humiliate oter people by calling their videos bad names.. Damn it

[Sanchez350]

yeah...damn it!

[Lowbudget2]

rofl.

[IronicMoth]

ahahaha..

this is too awesome

[Mancy]

Haha you so funny!

[juzraza]

haha wtf

[BLooDCoMPleX]

WtF :D

[deensers]

go corny!!

[araneus1]

Magic!

spider.

[LOTRgrim]

I am sad onlee semee litderit sr!!! Soree 4 ....... dam!

[HaloNerd001]

You didn't go to Harvard. If you did, you wouldn't be wasting your time on YouTube.

[JTEthereal]

have u ever heard of something like hobbys?

[JonieAuthor]

Congrats HaloNerd001, you're a fucking moron, now go tell all your frien - wait... whoops...

Well I'm sure you'll find someone to tell.

[GigglingRaspberry]

HOW DID THIS CRAP GET FEATURED?!

[pabloguizarbeltran]

the big one? was a fat man?

[nofxlino]

love the ending

[impikmin]

It should have been "Screw you biatches." Lol.

[rabinowsky]

what's that music beginig in 1:15 ?? I'm hunting for this since years !!!

[djbuck1]

When Johnny Comes Marching Home

[burgermind]

These are serious times in all seriousness. Seriously.

[Njutrl]

how in the hell is that song in the end called ? does anybody know pls ?

[djbuck1]

When Johnny Comes Marching Home, but it is also sometimes called, Johnny We Hardly Knew Ye.

[Njutrl]

thanks mate

[wybo2]

i wonder of he really grew a beard to make this vid

[dynoshark]

this is witty your gayness isnt appealing

[Dragoonsbreath]

and lindsay lohan.

[okapi93]

I belive YouTube is your life ^^

[rnb8220]

This is brilliant.

That's why it got featured. I like the accents you use in your videos. I like the accent in this one best. Evil doers don't have video on youtube...

It doesn't matter who you vote for in the polling stations, either way your planet is dooooooooomed, doooooooooooooomed-Kang...or was it Kodos.. as Bill Clinton..or was it Bob Dole, I freakin love that episode.

[joshaug]

This is good stuff. VERY good stuff.

[fernandoacgp]

do you never blink?

[Nurgle25]

mabye he blinked at the agsate same time you did

[PaddyyyXD]

hahaha

XD

[MothLHB]

this is just a perfection of the word "awesome"

[nailskepttidy]

love the ending

you gave the finger at the perfect time

lol

[orastella]

congratulations on getting featured, Bernard.

[canadasucks58]

Blow/McCain for 2008!

[sarcastic113]

Screw them dang evil doing losers.

[GoskaPL]

For Blow'n'Country....=D

[UnculturedProject]

I loved this video when you first put it up. But now that I got featured on the homepage myself - I'm finding new meaning to this video.

I am almost considering doing a spoof/homage to this video. But I don't want to be one of those hacks that go into your brain and take all your ideas :P

[MandKLego]

well, certanly not your best... but Cornelious was back! lol...

Maybe we should've killed Cornelious off - quote by Bernard Smith lol

[joshfif]

what a big winner you are...you have a video that was on the top page ....wooooooooooooo.

[organicprankster]

Precisely. He won the game of YouTube. You didn't. Back to Tetris with you.

[lordhashi]

Hmm in my personol opinon this vid sucks but to ther s it is better but

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[organicprankster]

In my personal opinion your sentence is practically incomprehensible, and therefore your personal opinion doesn't matter anymore than the opinion of a chimpanzee who skipped four years' worth of schooling so he could hang out with the skaters.

[Fraidnaught]

Me BoBo type more better bananabananabananawhethertisno­blerinthemindtosufertheslingsa­ndarrowsofoutragiousfurtune

[Fraidnaught]

Curse, Damn and confound YouTube's lack of options to edit or delete your own comments.

[FreakAboutSims]

Are we still under the attack of the lizard monsters? O_O

[thecheesypig]

freakaboutsims...

No, becuz in 42 he sacraficed his existence to elimentate them. If you dont remember, watch it again.

[mikerules52761]

lol or gaaaaayyyyyy......nes

[StormRisingOriginal]

Stop filming your ugly face making-up non-funny shit. That goes for everybody else thinking about making a youtube vid.

[KAiserSchlacht]

Evil doer....

[craigzwicker]

I like this video. Good way to tell the masses with idiotic comments to go fuck themselves in a creative and funny way.

[StormRisingOriginal]

Hey simple mind, fallow the red ball.

(red ball is tossed out window).

[craigzwicker]

Well, you're obviously incapable of doing anything, storm; besides making fun of those that do and calling others names while being condescending, small minded and arrogant. Maybe you missed your true calling; POLITICS.

[theotherether]

These people have been trained in camps to say witty, original things that sear us to the bone!

[Flavorite56]

*cry* I WANT YOU  OVER OBAMA FOR PREZ!!!

[davidbowiefanforever]

AMEN!! ^_^

[WolfKnight27]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[EternityintheRain]

I love it! You have an amazing talent!

[Grimm128]

gay-ness

[Louikenz]

"youtube is my life" <--- can you sing that song?

[craigzwicker]

sing? there'd be less time for Grimm128 to hate if he/she took up singing or any aspect of a normal life.

[nykhan786]

so whats next Cornelius, i mean after Church of Blow?

[drendedrater]

lol

[wupsi001]

hahahaha YEAH LETS KICK THE HATERS (the bad ones not me)

[edyyy20]

great White & Black video

[StormRisingOriginal]

you look like a mental patient, thats why I clicked on the vid, but I think it sucks.

[craigzwicker]

So, StormRisingOriginal; are you implying that your Halloween video with you wearing a fucking mask is any better? Well, to get rid of any hope that it might be, its NOT. Besides, mental patients are a lot more imaginative than people like YOU.Go back to your mediocre life, you moronic hater and let the man on the channel continue without your idiotic shallow and pointless hatred, okay?

[StormRisingOriginal]

Nope, and it's not me wearing the mask dumbass.

I guess you wanna toss up some shity video of your face saying stupid shit too. LOL!

[craigzwicker]

well, if you can't put your own effort into a video rather than just put up videos of someone else, then I really can't do anything but laugh at you and how much time you waste here,storm.

[chrisfunnyjump]

Luv it

[dorotwhy]

I totally would vote for you if you ran for president. Corny for Prez.

[SatwaMan]

where's the Freud doll dude?

...an' what about having a Ben Franklin blow up doll?

Finally, may ah suggest a Bill Clinton nude sculpture...

(going cheep if you buy 2 Romney underpants look-alikes)

[SatwaMan]

...by the way, love your vids.

[Modwest]

Where are your new videos Cornelius?

[KAiserSchlacht]

TAKE THAT BACK, SINNER!!!

[KAiserSchlacht]

Guess that I´ll take you on 2 millions.

[KAiserSchlacht]

SO true!

[KAiserSchlacht]

What happen to the church, no videos in 2 weeks.

I´m not anxious, but I´m starting to get scared.

[organinyaface]

Funny rev.

Good luck in your battle with the comment droppers. But your psyops is better than theirs.

Blow on.

[FreakAboutSims]

Has the lizard people been defeated yet or are there any new enemies we need to worry about?

[fireman12888]

Amazing, You sir Rev. Cornelius is a master of originality and keen to say the least.

have a good one :)

[bigjnlilg]

you are really good, funny and talented also you kinda remind me of Seth Green (lol) keep up the good work !

[SamdeSquirell]

how did this (not) get featured!

:P

[flychiqk]

I ust watched a few of your vids and they are all really good. keep up the great work.

[MeanMissC]

2 thumbs up !!

THIS IS MY FAV SHOW SINCE THE WRITERS STRIKE;)

[MBRPP]

I have a question.... Are you somehow related to Alton Brown (food Network)????? lol.

[armatron44]

All shades are stur fry crazy!

[andrew464646]

all hale rev. cornelius

[floyd741]

The youtube community would be a much better place if you brought back Rev. Cornelius. Seriously, it would.

[JeihVonn]

Reminds me of Fallout...

[Dem0nJohn]

Legend

[lifesnova]

yay u continued the revrend conerilious without the birtish guy

[familyguyftw]

did you actually film this before 'youtube is my life' and just added it recently?

[lukev7]

nice ending

[Dante3044]

i hope mike comes knocking at your door (or just your inbox) wanting to write for you again now that you've been featured. I say you're great on your own, Reverend!

[spearofhope2]

Haha, Man you're better than that Wanker Mike at writing for Cornelius! Hillarious, man. Church of Blow To the End!

[perch95]

rofl good 1 like it

[000000AEA000000]

lets join the church of blow empire.

[000000AEA000000]

indeed. coll guy

[LavonRoss]

hahaha you ROCK!

[DaleJrFanitic]

Evil dooers must die

Those who follow Rev. Blow will live on

[armatron44]

:D woo go mr blow!

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

I support Church of Blow to the end!

[Glyphstream]

Right on, Mr. President!

[roxthehouse]

AWESOME!

[a7459]

this video is gay so you muct also be gay,and only a gay person woulgd make a gay, not like there is anything wrong with being gay, lol just kidding very funny

[yoyokitty]

sir, i shall serve you well! for i am not a "evil dooer" and love your videos...*salutes and bows down to the president*

[smilinchika]

WOOT! that was so epic!

[corey1987]

thats the best end i've ever seen on youtube

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

love it

[95spudbuddy95]

quack

[thecheesypig]

it made me happy to see Cornellious again.

BRING HIM BACK!!!

[TrkyLym]

Funtastic!

[QueenNyx]

*salutes* Will there be a draft, sir?!

[helga01]

hahahah i love this guy

[3idoits]

fight the power!

[rampareg]

*kneels down for the president*

[Ruhrscout]

Great only great.

Greetintigs from old Germany ;-)

[dooilooklikeicare]

it's kinda like that pie that nobody wants to eat cause it gave 1 person diarrhea.... jk. I love you guys :x

[niki1126]

gay...ness...

[quicksilver114]

You're still my favorite on here :)

[LimmBurger]

Can I be your General? Pretty pretty please :3