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[loriellelulu]

Olive Garden is everything that is wrong with this country. EVER.

[MemoriesOfACarrot]

how can i buy a copy of your comic book when its finished?

[KateReadsBooks]

@MemoriesOfACarrot everything I sell is on katerhoades(dot)com, but I'll make a video when the new comic is done.

[missy2j]

"It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!" -Scudworth, Clone High. You should look up the clip!

[missy2j]

Last time I ended up at an Olive Garden, they filled my wine like a juice cup. Funny, but can't really complain.

[point5past]

olive garden means an endless parade of hard and salty dough logs. let them sit out for a day, they make fine weapons.

[Brookerdoo]

I've never been to the Olive Garden.

[nbraun4]

Breadsticks....yum :)

[Sammerkona]

As for the apocalypse, we know the day, but not the exact time, so I really don't be wanting to get up early and wait all day for the world to end. That would suck.

[Sammerkona]

Olive Garden was nice and presented my sister with a cake on her birthday, so that was cool. But the food really isn''t very italian, it's just okay. Better than Denneys anyway.

[argylegoatshit]

Once when I was at Olive Garden the waiter fell and my spaghetti flew everywhere. And I still had to pay for it. You're better off eating at Buca Di Beppo

[pk234234]

I come from a shitty town in Ohio where everyone thinks Olive Garden is the shit. I think it's pretty good, but obviously there are more authentic options. I have at least one and probably up to four Olive Garden gift cards from the relatives that still live in the shitty town and think it's the shit.

[K80Blog]

Olive Garden is the fucking worst fake Italian food ever on earth.

[KateReadsBooks]

@K80Blog bless you.

[immortalfishy]

I effing love the bread sticks and chicken scampi from Olive Garden. Mmmmmm!!!

[hunnnterrr]

My friends and I get dressed up in extremely formal attire and go to Olive Garden. The waiter asks us what the occasion is and we act like we don't know what he's talking about.

[troggie06]

I love the Olive Garden! It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype.

[Wendyhasachannel]

I've never been to an Olive Garden....I don't think I'm missing out.

[pete275]

cause the end of the world is like in december or something

[BabushkaPetrushka]

4 words. Endless breadsticks and salad.

[geminijohn]

Fat Bottom Girls make the Olive Garden go round. 

[TheCussBank]

I don't think people are really going to freak out about the apocalypse right away, but closer to the end of the summer, I guess, people will probably be all "OMG NUKES AND HELLFIRE DEMONS THE LORD HAS ABANDONED US" and such whatnot.

[Shannoburger]

I think olive garden is delectable and would like to go there now please.

[scrabblechampion72]

the olive garden is disgusting, i wouldn't even call it food.

[romaczech75]

Breadsticks & alfredo sauce.

[mrblisterfist]

First, I must preface that I'm a health care professional and overall caring person. So, my mom asks me to have dinner at The Olive Garden to meet her new man friend. She mentioned something about him having a slight disability. To calm my social anxiety I smoked a rather large spliff in the parking lot.(Just Say No, Kids!) I find them at the table and try to shake his hand. He had no arms.He ordered spaghetti.He bent over the bowl and ate it kinda like a dog. I had a laughing fit and left.

[mrblisterfist]

@mrblisterfist I know.....I'm going to atheist Hell. I did try to pretend like I was choking and he might have bought the ruse. (?)

[likeallimarie]

Everyone seems to hate Olive Garden but I think it's funny as fuck to go there with friends and get drunk and eat endless breadsticks. I think it's all about your expectations really. Keep 'em low people.

[PegCityTanya]

I only know about Olive Gardens in Canada, but I'm assuming they're about the same everywhere. I think the environment and most of the food is gross, but the soup, salad, and breadsticks are kind of a nice option for a vegetarians who are forced to go there (for their sister-in-law's birthday or something).

Also, the ones here gives people these vibrating pagers to alert them when a table is ready --kind of ingenius, but not particularly classy.

[FromUnderTheRock]

olive garden? sometimes people give us gift cards, so it's like, well, I'm gonna eat that. why don't we ever get gift cards for thai food? but I'm not complaining; free food tastes good.

[TheeOneWhoTalks]

Olive Garden can go suck a fuck. Although if it were free I'd eat their right now.

[thewinekone]

I hope to be sitting in an Olive Garden on the 21st day of December this year. Now I'm wondering what time the end of the world will occur. If it's midnight, I'll be pissed. I really want to be in an Olive Garden!!!

[JamieDanger]

Gabe and I went there once and I was hungry as FUCK so I liked it.

[Capgungoesbang]

All about the breadsticks and salad, I love when restaurants give you copious amounts of free nibbles. The food in general... I don't see why anyone would even have an opinion. It's not really bad or really good, it's on the same level as if you were to just fix it yourself at home. Fuckin' spaghetti and lasagna, it's pretty hard to fuck those up bad.

[TaylorRama]

I've eaten Olive Garden before. It's like the Pizza Hut of Pizza. You don't go to Olive Garden to have italian food, you go to Olive Garden to have Olive Garden. It's its own thing.

[ohjoannabanana]

Everyone loves to make fun of the Olive Garden, but I like their lasagna. The bread sticks are too salty. The Olive Garden in Torrance has a duck pond behind it that is nice. That is all I have to say about The Olive Garden. Happy New Year!

[cymbalman89]

it's all right, but in my town, there's a non-chain restaurant called puglioni's that's 100x better. i love the unlimited salad and breadsticks as well. and everything is just too damn salty.

[meeshka9]

Too much creamy sauce. Just the right amount of unlimited breadsticks.

[MsMyrmaid]

I don't think we have Olive Garden in Canada, but I can tell you I really hate The Old Spaghetti Factory.

[Vulgarities]

@MsMyrmaid For some reason there's Olive Gardens everywhere in Alberta and BC and pretty much nowhere else. Go figure. I've eaten there and they're not bad.

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

the olive garden is a huge butt hole in disguise, sucking all the people in with the use of bread sticks.

[mrd1408]

Generally speaking, the food at the Olive Garden is both delicious and filling, though they do charge more than I feel they need to. Their wine selection isn't bad but it isn't anything to write home about. When I want commercially branded pseudo-italian food they are at the top of my list. Most of the time I like real, but occasionally I want the fake. It's like real whipped cream versus cool whip or real mayonnaise versus miracle whip.

[justaphotogirl]

i love the olive garden...

[dakotawillis]

You know.. I've never been to Olive Garden.

[BaubleRob]

We don't have Olive Garden. We have Bella Italia. It used to be Bella Pasta, but I suppose that made it illegal to serve pizza and risotto, so they changed the name.

[omnidoug]

When I was going to school in a podunk town in upstate NY, there was really only one restaurant per restaurant category. Olive Garden was the only Italian-ish place in town and also the only nice-ish place. Even on my awful below-the-poverty-line TA salary, I went there often enough during those years that I kind of never have to go back. It's like, I still have access to the album, but I already know all the words.

[DrLungbarrow]

i'm part of a cult that operates out of an Olive garden bathroom. .their greasy, mediocre salads and disgusting tap water give us the pep we need to continue to sacrifice virgins and to help bring about the end times. hail genki

[ItalianStallionette]

The Olive Garden serves fake italian food. I still like it though.

[jimisru]

Obama signed the NDAA.

Giant methane plumes have begun to erupt in Russia.

I don't think 2012 has anything to do with it, but it's still going to be an interesting year.

[ouREvilone]

apparently i got so drunk on new years I channeled jesus and was prophetizing about 12/21/12 and that i was the new chosen jesus and everyone would have to choose a side, light or dark. So thats all the info I got.

[RollercoasterWater]

the first time i got high was in an olive garden parking lot, true story. ugh

[Andy4189]

Being from the U.K I'm not totally sure what Olive Garden is but from looking at the comments he seems like a pretty cool guy.

[buygreenbananas]

Olive Garden killed my wife and children.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Olive Garden serves a consistently delicious salad. I could eat that damn salad every damn day, damnit.

[jp3d2k]

They have cloth napkins. I remember the first time I ever ate at an Olive Garden was in High School with my Cross Country team. One girl apparently had only ever used paper napkins in her life because she was so confused by the cloth ones and thought they were gross. I felt very embarrassed for her because she came from a poor family, while the rest of us were from kinda upper-middle class families. I only ever used cloth napkins growing up. That's what I think about Olive Garden.

[Beachapeeater]

I'm on good terms with the Olive Garden. Especially given that it allowed me to gorge my gaping food hole with bread.

[bearchay889]

I bet the Olive Garden will be open during the Apocalypse it and probably some waffle houses.