It's the first hands-on review of the Apple Tablet!

[DaGetz10]

I actually like the homescreen layout better then the current one :P

[66darkfire]

LOL so hard! "A unicorn comes to your door with your favorite type of pizza!"

[forrenz]

Holy crap!! 76*?? Wow is walt's house not on fire!? And in January no less!

[scottgacko]

Hahaha bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom taa-daa this is so funny i actually cried haha great work

[iwouldlikesometea]

wait... what the hell is a puppet doing on my screen?

[jezzmoto]

I love Moss's jacket : )

[JakesTechBox]

woa he said its magical, then steve jobs said its magic ahahaha

[zshadows]

You gotta love how your puppet mockup of Apple's new tablet actually trumps the real thing in homescreen UI and usefulness. iFail!

[pedrocollings]

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[SaxManDanDotCom]

No USBs and limited small HD and ram space, makes it useless for office, photo & video editing and DJ use.

[djstoltz2000]

@SaxManDanDotCom I've seen it used by some DJ's as an MPC replacement with different apps - but it definitely has limited potential

[Je55terK1ng]

you need to watch this shit with the youtube generated subtitles, its hilarious.

[2k3SteedaGT]

The content is pretty funny, but 5 minutes of that voice is annoying as hell.

[godofbeats]

walt you are the man! funny shit bro :)

[daftrok]

If 1/2 the things he said actually happened, it would have been an improvement over the POS the iPad is.

[mancamiatipoola]

Too long and booooring.

If u wanna make a funny product review try to keep it short and sweet. It's for the best.

Try to keep it under 2 min and concentrate all the jokes in that time.

GL

[norwayguy1976]

I am thankful for somebody keeping up the humour for as long as 5 minutes. I need those 5 minutes.

[GenuineReplica]

doesnt his arms get tired from holding that tablet for that long? i mean its 1.5 pounds!

[sc0pl355]

1.5 pounds is almost nothing

[GenuineReplica]

im just kidding...

[shadowace421]

lol, is he holding a metal slate with stickers for a screen? lmao

[RedStarr2121]

he so cute! :D

[bennihana123]

I was thoroughly disappointed by the iPad's lack of multitasking

[mathmatucla]

@bennihana123 It'll come in a software update soon enough. The product isn't set software-wise yet. Just like the iPhone's OS changed moderately between announcement and launch.

[rcflite]

No it won't. They left it out for a reason.

[jetsam50000]

I read a review and the ipad (thats really what its called has a lot to improve on. I thought it would be a beautifully engineered elegant touch screen netbook. But no, I cry.

[nstark89]

It was announced today.  If you look now, it's available.

[MyOldMacintosh]

It's not available, it will be available to buy in 60 days, actually 59 days....haha

[GoGoFiasco]

Awesomely funny...

[darkazer451]

only 499 :p

[oo1o11oa]

Awesome!

Awesome Character, Awesome review!

[mrperson01]

I can't wait to spend money on a closed source tablet. I hope it has the same over priced flimsy extremely breakable doc connector, shitty 3g service, and a screen that magically gets dead pixels after the warranty expires just like the Iphone Also if it doesn't have a battery that expands and cracks the screen like the I phone I won't buy it. Oh what am I saying I buy any over priced piece of shit that apple releases. all hail our bald headed overlord Steve Jobs.

[mrperson01]

this guy does a perfect impression of Walt Mossberg. Especially the whole Walt Mossberg is totally gay for steve jobs thing. Genius

[Ashyboy1992]

hahahahah :D xD

[wallpeanut]

Okay... Thing doesn't even exist, I've been looking for it on the apple website. It's just a big joke...

[MasonMcD]

Announcement is today.

As for the joke part, the puppet should have been a tipoff.

[rollert2]

retard, their anouncing it at a apple press conferance today

[Freehampster]

Retarded!

[Truthiness231]

Which is the scarier cult: the Scientologists or the Apple fanatics?

[Cadena450]

ipoop anyone lol

[bakinblack1]

haha apple guys will buy anything! that mouse they came out with SUCKED lol!

this should actually be interesting though

[00chips]

I loled at the names on the home screen

[syryoyoboy]

OMFG!!!! a video from the future! this must be a sign... well signs are like pancakes....edmitt it! its from the future!!!

[BrokenAndTheDamned]

Unicorns, lol. Too funny.

[1888junkteam]

excellent work!

[blomberg1990]

heheheheheheehhe

[ElWayneyo]

Funniest video I've seen in a long time.

[AvocateDevil]

Too funny, he cut a piece of metal and placed an Apple ticker...I guess its the best thing not to get any bugs! LOL

[colapse]

this video is SICK and DISGUSTING!

[mrhogg]

That's actually part of the joke.

[SlickKidDownDaBlock]

hehehehehehehe steve jobs is soooooooooo hot (no homo) :P

[kaiban42]

think moss shouldnt have dropped the 'L'-word so soon. he needs to give it at least 3 days...

[mrhogg]

But he's been using the iSlate for years!

[werty1432k]

AMAZING thanks man lol

[thorhanks]

I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy....

[SummerBreeze2009]

Are you related to John Wayne?

[mrhogg]

It's a distinct possibility.

[tipoomaster]

LOOOOVE IT!

I was dissapointed that he didn't tell us to shut up in the beginning, but the end addressed that :-P

[mrhogg]

It was a very special episode, so the "Shut up" was pre-empted.

[tipoomaster]

@mrhogg You mean post-empted?

[mrhogg]

No, the bit about fire, the wheel and the like pre-empted the intro shut up.

[Jenna424]

"...A less idiotic Tom Cruise from Minority Report..."

LOL!!

[unsupported]

I need to sign up for Oatmeal news. I like mine with cinnamon, butter, and raisins.

[natsfan7]

"I love touching the backend of this thing."

classic.

Did anyone tell Walt that if you rub the Apple logo three times, a massive rainbow will explode out, enveloping the world in a blanket of love, creating a world government under the leadership of Steve Jobs, who would then usher in a new age, creating a Utopia with no war, no hunger, and Apple products for all?

[mrhogg]

Really?

[natsfan7]

I think so.....its either that, or it glows.

[thespadeinator]

im essentially jerking off my apple logo now and it isnt working

[codebean]

A unicorn comes to your door with your fav pizza,LOL. Unicorns come to my door any but thats when i'm oh never mind.

[ppdog27]

lol!!!! 5/5

[sc0pl355]

I love you Walter

-Steve jobs

lmao

[ASCII808]

"Check it out I am sending a email to my close personal friend Steve jobs from the back of the iSlate".

lol

[sc0pl355]

"But the camera is still on..."

*skipframe*

[manjyoumethunder]

I'll take twenty.

[Cyrathil]

Now I have to go out and buy eight of the iSlate!

[blindsleep]

@Cyrathil I'm glad I only own one pair of pants.