The Big Whoop Dee Doo

[logansGT]

I lurrrrve you EJean, you're the most beautiful and sexiest woman in the world!

♥♂♥PEACE & L✿VE♥♀♥

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♥♂♥PEACE & L✿VE♥♀♥

[thecardigansburn]

E, darling,

If you keep at it you'll be turning us all into dominatrix. The poor men will all be so abused.

P.S. I lurve your sexy little boots, buy me a pair?

Truly,

-Rachel xo

[MoRRisoNRisiN]

wowzorz...

[ColonelSamTroutman]

you look like Martha washington in leather boots.

[AskEJean]

Colonel, My Man,

I prefer Diane

Keaton, but ok!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[BrainiacN5]

Personnally I always think you look like Joanna Gleason, if you know who she is (an actress) lol

[pk3dswat]

where is exactly g spot..?

[AskEJean]

Pk3dswat, My Pet,

Look it up in Cosmo!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Gr8tCompany]

Oh !! Thaaaat's what that is for? Oh ok,... I've been using it all wrong...

Well, back to wearing TWO earring.

[AskEJean]

Gr8tCompany, You Joker,

As always you have

me hooting and hollering.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[trishROCKROCK]

Hahaha. You crack me up! That girl was a dingbat, though. Shoot... She could just rub it herself while they are having intercourse! Duh!

[AskEJean]

Trish, My Sweetness,

Absolutely! Thank you

for chiming in.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ClosetCaseLez]

Amen sister, who needs men! LMAO!

[AskEJean]

ClosetCaseLez, My Luv,

I couldn't agree more!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[MosesxInterlude]

it cut out after like... 30 seconds.

i didn't get to hear the advice.

=[[

how depressing.

[AskEJean]

MosesXInterlude, My Doll,

Try it again. Better

luck next time, Sweets!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[tenneral]

Excellent common sense in all areas! I'm subscribing at once! 5*

[AskEJean]

Tenneral, My Luv,

How fabulous to

hear! I am just

thrilled.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[BroadwayAmy]

I love you!!! You are so amazing. You look so good! The big Whoope Dee Doo!!!

[AskEJean]

BroadwayAmy, My Doll,

Thank you sweets!

Your words radiate.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[snipingpyro]

your a complete idiot

[AskEJean]

Snipingpryo, You Snake,

Then why waste your

precious time watching

my videos?

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[mockiii]

I have to call bullshit on this one also. Good in bed really depends on the people. If you want more stimulation let him know. Guys typically like a girl that will tell them what she likes or better yet show him. For me I love toys (not used on me I like to watch) and most girls love them also. Try something different that you both are interested in. The best thing is to start talking in bed. It is a big turn on and you both win.

[AskEJean]

Mockiii, My Minx,

It's wonderful to hear

such a thought-out and

inspiring opinion.

Thank you for sharing!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[xpgirl25]

i think it is so cool how u answer to every comment cuz like alot of people don't give a crud but ur awsome like that lololol

xoxox niki (///. 0)

[AskEJean]

Xp, My Little Cherub,

I'm so glad that you

like it. I just like

to stay in touch and

let my darlings know

how I feel about their

words. Yours, of

course, are beyond fab.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[xpgirl25]

thanx

xoxo niki ((///. 0)

[AskEJean]

Xp, Sweetpea,

No problem, my

darling.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[PragueVlogg]

Tonight I'll ask my husband to answer to QUEEN CLITORUZZZ! HAHA!

[AskEJean]

PragueVlogg, You Smashing Minx,

Auntie E is absolutely

beyond glee after reading

your post. I hope you

have a simply scintillating

evening with your sexy

hubby.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[fredalbano]

maravilha

voce e otima

[AskEJean]

Fred, Luv,

Ti amo, cuore

ed anima!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[eddiedaskull]

yes enraptured sounds about right.Ah to feel the rapture comming is to be enraptured ha ha.I just made that up on the spot

[AskEJean]

Eddie, My Precocious Pet,

As usual you enlighten

and entertain. What

a darling interpretation

of the word.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[eddiedaskull]

This girl who wrote the letter needs to take more responsiblity for her whoop dee doo.Either she can touch/play with herself while he is in her or she can find a new man.case closed that simple

[AskEJean]

Eddie, Luv,

Your thoughts are a bit

explicit yet I see your

point of view.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[eddiedaskull]

yes Iam sure you can and imagine it as very well I might add

[AskEJean]

Edddie, Dear,

Not sure what you

mean, but I remain

enraptured.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[RONDOC68]

Oh yes the vagina,that silky pink sheath for my mighty love sword,but you cannot forget the lovely little lady at the stern of the boat. ( the sumptuous clitoris )......you sexy cougar you.

[AskEJean]

Rondo, You Rascal,

My cheeks are a

particularly bold

shade of crimson

after reading this

rather saucy

diatribe!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[malinmalinmalin12345]

shit

[AskEJean]

Malin, My Honey Britches,

Have you nothing else to

say? Or are you just

momentarily speechless

after watching my rant?

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[jamiejay68]

E. Jean -- Terrific! Your advice is fabulous and your video nearly melted my computer (and me). You're truly a Goddess. (And those boots are amazing, too!) Take care, jay

[AskEJean]

JamieJay, My Juniper,

Ah! I am flattered to

bits. You are v.v.v.

delicious, my Luv.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[jupiterarrives]

ah!!! i love you!!!!

[AskEJean]

Jupiter, My Honey Britches,

The feeling is mutual,

my sweet thing!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[italk2youdotcom]

you are such a Goddess !

[AskEJean]

ITalk2You, You Handsome Fellow,

And you, my darling, are the

male counterpart!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Cohedros]

AskEJean, you are a lady of unusual circumstances. You give sound advice but fail to follow your own. Keep it real. We're mature, intelligent adults NOT LITTLE CHILDREN. So don't treat us as such. Get real and DEAL!!

[AskEJean]

Cohedros, You Cunning Devil,

Auntie E is flabbergasted and

yet wildly amused by your

little tirade, my darling.

I certainly do follow my own

advice-- when I need it!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[1angryartist]

Oh Ejean...."The queen in her furs"!! OMG I love you so much! You are righteous AND hilarious!

[AskEJean]

1angryartist, My Knave,

Your laughter is delicious

and your words divine!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[JimStaunton]

Spot on advice, but whereas men tend to be able to ask/tell a woman exactly what he likes in bed, why do so many women leave a guy to guess? That's not very helpful for either one really. Girls, help us out, tell us guys what really 'floats your boat'. You might be surprised at the result.

[AskEJean]

JimStaunton, My Dashing Knave,

Auntie E is absolutely thrilled

to hear this clever bit from

you, Luv. I couldn't agree more!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[SapphireButterfly]

Ah, truer words where never spoken. However, some of us gals have evolved beyond that phase. I know what I want and I'm not afraid to ask for it. However, some women are afraid to ask for what they want due to the way society views men and women. Could it possibly be that when it comes to asking a women what she wants that she'll feel less independant? Don't we all feel that way sometimes? I know I've had my moments but Jim is right. You're no less of a women if you ask for what you want.

[AskEJean]

SapphierButterfly, You Attractive Wench,

Auntie E is of your same mind,

doll. Your diatribe is

delightfully full of truth.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[hangover71]

Love your vest and boots, Oh baby, walk on me.

[AskEJean]

Hangover, My Luv,

Well, they were

made for walking...

How about toward

you instead of

on?

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[stemikger]

Oh my God. You look so HOT in this vid. I still want to lick every inch of you. Hmmmm. I know you would taste delicious.

[AskEJean]

Stemikger, You Saucebox,

I will admit you flatter

me... but Auntie E

is v.v.v. proper and

would rather not hear

such intimate details!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[shannonasbell]

Oh, by the way the last comment was directed to miss objmgirl.

[AskEJean]

Shannon, You Chic Siren,

Thank you for advising

Miss Objm. She could

use a bit of your

brilliance.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[objmgirl4life]

god ur advice stinks..u critisize more than give advice..whats wrong with you?

[shannonasbell]

Your spelling stinks.

[AskEJean]

Ojmgirl, You Little Trollop,

If your feelings toward

Auntie E are so abhorrent,

then run along with the

other fools and leave me

to my true luvs.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[comediancriminals]

Love the advice. I will be sure to come to you for advice. (=

[AskEJean]

Comedian, You Cunning Thing,

I am thrilled to bits that

you lurve my advice and I

cannot wait to hear more

from your brilliant mind.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[generaldom]

EJean is so awesome for actually responding.

Hey, EJean, do you have the big "whoop de-doo" when you're with your mate??

[AskEJean]

Gen.Dom, My Man,

E. Jean thinks YOU

are awesome for giving

me to which I can

respond! And in answer

to your inquiry, I

can only say: A Lady

Never Tells.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskEJean]

Ah, Friends!  Auntie E

noticed a typo in her

last post. Terribly

sorry... I meant

"Giving me something

to which I can respond"

Please excuse my error.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[RONDOC68]

That's not her you goofball it's her staff responding.

[AskEJean]

Rondo, You Tiresome Trollop,

Auntie E is terribly

discouraged to hear that

you have lost faith in

my dedication to respond.

There is no staff... just

a saucily-clad lady in a pink

chair, typing away.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[RONDOC68]

Prove it my sassy scallop................do the vid i sugested,the one of you responding to your comments. you sexy cougar you.

[AskEJean]

Rondo, my man,

I am actually ruminating on

your v.v.v.v.v. clever idea.

(BTW, this is Old Eeeeee writing

this.)

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[RONDOC68]

Bravo my precious peach............Bravo!!!!  you sexy cougar you.

[lukehol14]

30%! wow, never thought it was that low!

well i guess you learn something new everyday :P

[AskEJean]

Lukehol, You Strapping Knave,

Why, yes, we do learn

something new every day.

Glad to educate you,

my sweet.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[irpogo]

HA!

you ungrateful little dingbat..

bless you for that and everything after.

yay

[AskEJean]

Irpogo, Darling Saucebox,

Auntie E is enraptured

by your sweet laughter.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[irpogo]

auntie E is PSYCHIC too--how else could you know that i an a darling saucebox?

your fabulousness grows by the moment...

i bow down.

[AskEJean]

Irpogo, My Cupcake,

My psychic connection

with you is at least

one half your doing.

Fabulous, doll, really!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[SewFistToeCat]

oh auntie E!!

is it really that low? 30 percent?

i thought it was higher!

this a terrible tragedy... :(

[AskEJean]

SewFistToeCat, My Pet,

Auntie E never tells

a fib, doll. Sorry

to disappoint.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[prismacolor28]

Dear Miss EJ, I like this outfit best --which is probably subject material for analysis in itself. Very fetching. ^_^

Cheers,

Prisma

[AskEJean]

Prisma, You Gorgeous Specimen,

Auntie E is lurving your

thoughts on my outfit.

You have me dancing about

the living room in a fit

of schoolgirlish giggles.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AnalFace637]

i am only 10 so I don't know what a cliterus(sp?) is. can you elaborate?

[AskEJean]

AnalFace, You Cunning Creature,

With a name like "anal," (and

a profile citing age 26),

Auntie E is shocked to hear

of your lack of knowledge on

the clitoris. Go ask your

Mommy!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[mikisenx]

xXSPiTFiR3... jesus, quit it, stalker. How come I see you making these comments on all her videos if you don't like queen E? We all know you're madly in love with her, but you can't take it that she knows she's so beyond you :<

[AskEJean]

Miki, My Minx,

Your words are delectable,

really, Dollface. I am

utterly enraptured.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[mikisenx]

If you don't get yours, the power is all yours to take his away! Believe me, you'll have yours faster than you know it ;)

[bwhahrhr]

Dear AskEJean, I hope that I am allowed to send my future female-partners to this video so I will be able to enjoy sexual intercours one day in the far away future again. Yours sincerely random-guy-that-could-not-thin­k-of-a-usefull-username

[zippy830]

Why do stupid people seek out other stupid people to ask stupid questions. Actually, come to think of it, the answer is contained in the question.

[zippy830]

I ask myself all the time and every time I hear the answer I have to laugh, because you see, I knew that but I had to hear it from myself to confirm my suspicions. It gives me such confidence to know that someone as handsome as me, as diffficult as that is to believe, agrees with me in the first place.

[bwhahrhr]

the thing that baffles me the most, why do stupid people write their stupid remarks to other people who they deem unworthy? I can't awnser your part, but actualy I thought this video was rather hilarious and so I felt the need to...

[AskEJean]

Bwahrhr, My Luv,

There is no answer

to your inquiry aside

from "because they

have nothing better to

do." You are a

charming young chap.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskEJean]

Zippy, You Ignorant Swine,

I'm terribly sorry to hear

that your intellectual

threshold is beneath my own.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[zippy830]

That was most unlike me to comment as I did and I hope you'll understand that it was the steroids speaking thru me. It's a medical thing for my asthma, which causes stange behavior and comments from me from time to time. I do have some control however, at least enough that you will not see my less than beautiful face on dateline anytime soon.

[AskEJean]

Zippy, You Dashing Saucebox,

Absolutely no harm done,

darling. Auntie E is

terribly dismayed to hear

of your asthma and wishes

you nothing but easy

breathing and big smiles.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[zippy830]

Thank You, but since you are "Crem Da La Crem" of saucey lovechilds, watching your video's with an easy breath will be a challenge to such a mortal as myself. But try I must. After all, everyone must triumph to contribute to the greater good.

[AskEJean]

Zippy, You Darling Rogue,

Your words never cease to

entertain Auntie E. I am

grinning with delight.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Masteroftrancegirl]

haha intercourse is a man's game. worship queen clitoris. that is so true!

[AskEJean]

Dearest Darling, Masteroftrancegirl...

It is never a case of whose game,

but whose victory. Queen clitoris

reigns!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[borndemented86]

Who needs a mman, lol?!

[AskEJean]

Borndemented86, you Perceptive lil Minx,

Your wily observation has left me

in the most euphoric state of bliss.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Camo4x4s]

Wow... I wonder what percentage of women faking it is?

[AskEJean]

Camo4x4s, Dear Chap

Women are far to good at we do,

and if you are good at what you do

Such an inquiry should no longer

vex your brilliant mind.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[elaine1443]

I had to send my husband the link to this one.....

[AskEJean]

Elaine, Queen of Foxy Fabulousness

Let's hope he gets the message,

and the Queen in her furs rewards

you with her most regal sensation!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[simplydaft]

That's the best advice anyone has ever dished out to anyone anywhere. You're a cosmic genius. Them boots is real sassy, too.

[AskEJean]

O Simplydaft, Hunnychild

My every nerve is dancing

in response to your thoughts.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[RONDOC68]

You have to give full loving attention to the little man in the boat. ( the clitoris )

[AskEJean]

Ron, You Witty Rogue!

Your comment is hilariously

devillish.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[1fromadistantplanet]

Rondo, you are one clever and funny mother fucker....i see your witty comments all over the tube.

[AskEJean]

1fromadistantplanet, My Darling,

I have as well!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[tonymilovsky]

do Black men really not like to eat pussy?

[AskEJean]

Tony, You handsome devil!

These terms are largely

unsettling to Auntie E.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[groovelaw]

Do black guys really have huge (ahem) penises???

[AskEJean]

Oh, Daring and Dashing Groovelaw,

What a cunningly blunt query.

My lips are sealed, darling.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[cherryArchress]

Where did you get your vest? I simply adore it!

[AskEJean]

My Precious CherryArchress,

A lady never reveals such things.

I'm sure you will find something

similar in your travels. Thank you

for your smashing compliment!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[dave30076]

Paying attention to the queen in her furs is a great, great thing, my dearest E. Jean. :-) Taking my lover to that screaming, back-scratching "big whoop dee doo" gives me positive feedback (and I ain't taking EBay here, kiddies), and usually means I'll be rewarded in kind.

Oh, and dear...those boots are hot.

[AskEJean]

Dave, my man!

You are a intoxicating

beast. Thanks for the

kind words.....and the

EBay line killed me!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[snowboarderdude123]

actually the clitoris exists because it is an undeveloped penis it is grown before the fetus becomes a male or female. but it is important to pay attention to it

[AskEJean]

Snowboarderdude123, You Dashing Adonis,

Your two cents on female genitalia

had Auntie E in stitches.

Thank you for your enticing input.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[5point0]

Great outfit. Great illustrations. So, what was that woman complaining about? The planets have to be in alignment, the barometric pressure just so, and the tide high for most women to accomplish that feat through the sacred act. Fabulous when possible, but not to be counted upon.

[AskEJean]

My Precious 5point,

Your comments are truly unique.

Thank you ever so much for

sharing them, darling!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Chloe76767]

i love her outfit!

[AskEJean]

Chloe176767, You Saucy Minx,

Your high regard for my attire

left me blushing blissfully.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[hannahbdevine]

killer boots!

[AskEJean]

Hannahbdevine, You Dollface,

Your saucy compliment has me

grinning widely.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[xXSPiTFiR3]

ur messed up but im diggin the new chair

[AskEJean]

XxSPiTFiR3, You handsome scoundrel!

Thank you for your trite, frank input.

And I agree, the chair is divine!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[xXSPiTFiR3]

bitch fuck off get some cock

[AskEJean]

xXSpitfir3, you Uncouth Imbecile,

I realize, after contemplating your

inane remark, that some are beyond

help, guidance, and therapy.

Be gone, Blaspheme!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[xXSPiTFiR3]

bitch please, you are a freak

[AskEJean]

xXSpitFir3, you craven dimwit,

I respect your right to comment

but we are no longer interested

in your obtuse observations.

Be Gone!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[xXSPiTFiR3]

well im glad you know your a psycho whore

[AskEJean]

Spitfire, Doll,

I'm glad you know you're

a festering toad.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[xXSPiTFiR3]

ouch that one really hurt, not! you need to get over yourself

[AskEJean]

Oh, Spitfir, You Terrible Bore,

For how long are we going

to continue this ridiculous

string of exchanges?

Auntie E can barely stand

the thought of hearing

your words once more.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[xXSPiTFiR3]

maybe if you dont comment back then we would be cool, or you could admit that your a creep

[AskEJean]

Spitfir, You Little Rascal,

Now you truly have Auntie E

in a fit of giggles! I

might be a creep, but you

are a trifling, witless

fool with far too much

time on your hands.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Sal1214]

LoL, good retort. Spitrir, you got 'pwnt'.

[AskEJean]

Sal, My Doll,

Auntie E is a ball

of sheer delight

after reading your

delicious words!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[KYP00]

masterful advice!!

[AskEJean]

My Dear Trollymog,

KYP00, you are deliriously enchanting.

Ravshing Regards,

E.Jean

[fleshsniper1]

:) a nice women you are

[karma2713]

the queen in her furs XD!! I just subscribed you're awesome. By the way I LOVE that you have the harpsichord music in the bakground.

[cgtlv]

Ha ha ha ha, I am so laughing. The queen in her furs. You are too funny.

[erio6]

WICKED! from now on I'll pay attention...

[AskEJean]

Brilliant!

[erio6]

YOU are brrrrilliant

[apiva9]

oh that clitoris, QUITE the queen in fur. all hail!

[AskEJean]

Ahaha! Hail!

[ESmoist]

You mean to tell me there are still men out there who do NOT pay attention to the Clitoris?

[AskEJean]

Shocking, isn't it? In this day and age!

[Furnifur]

Genius! For YEARS I thought you were supposed to get teh Big O during. I wish you were here back when I had my two vids up about masturbation.

[AskEJean]

I would be delighted to see them uploaded again some time!

[Furnifur]

I delete them a couple months after I upload them. Maybe I'll do another one sometime. Sorry, I'm the queen of typo's, I wish YT had spell check.

[debbiez112]

You said so well....I love you video style.. :)

[AskEJean]

Miss Debbie!

Thank you!

Thank you!

I really appreciate your input. You've been trudging around this YouTube thing FAR longer than I have! You're a MASTER, and I, the mere Grasshopper!

[jugu7]

"Okay you're an ungrateful little dingbat!"

hahahaha!

every sentence in your video is laugh and a half!

[AskEJean]

Many thanks! While you're rolling on the floor, guffawing like a madman (or madwoman), beware of sewing needles and pet hair. Ick!

[jaxd56]

lol! this is so amusing

[AskEJean]

Glad you liked it, JAX!

[DRATMMM]

Extremely interesting (and entertaining) video, E. Jean.  You're so perfectly suited for YouTube!

[AskEJean]

Dude!

All these wonderful wonderful comments make me feel so warm and fuzzy inside.  Thank you!