The Large Hadron Collider's Secret

[customphoenixwings]

lmaooo Penis young dooblingyay

[Z7andersonsilva]

Doobs came up with this? How? He's a dumbass

[TheLaughingCow1234]

DOOBS

[OURsuper]

half-life, The Mist, howard the duck and district 9 reference all bundled in one video.

[jeezeidk]

gale beggy warned us...

[TheMutermath]

those things look like the mind controlling things in falling skies

[KO9958]

so funny! xD

[evillmonky]

love the Howard the Duck reference

[Twilightgirl200]

DOOBS!

[carreraGT92]

what the fuck is this shit

[SuperHalodog]

half life much

[MrMasonMaynard]

HOLY SHIT DOOBS!

[Alex123McCarthy]

its possible collegehumor knows nothing about physics.....

[KubernetePirata]

Where's Gordon when you need him?

[Crazeddingo]

Damn you black mesa!

[Folkkiller1]

If i see that Ron Paul add one more time I'm going to murder youtube

[TheFernando300]

The best way to destroy the planet would be destroying all petroleum supplies.

[doctorErotic]

@TheFernando300 the best way would probably be to leave some small portion of petroleum, for people to fight over, and destroy the rest :D

[Drakaneo]

This kind of comedy is a bit dark

[THETonyArnold2]

was funny but the end was nasty

[jdreic]

Eew

[glaztheman]

DOOBS!!!

[martinayiteyisgod]

alright chuck norris mr.T and black jesus are the only people on earth that can save us now

[Mightycrazy22]

Kevannumas@ man ur so right now there all the same guys over and over I still love this channel they just need to bring these diverse differnt sketches back man.I know some might b hatin but it's true man.

[Kevenumous]

Back when College Humor was awesome <3

[cafaling]

@BasilFawlty4444

Stop lying, Canada is the real country invading other countries, with Canadians, it's to late for the US. Wait did I just type all this? Shit.....

[Mario1223345]

Assault girls

[s3bbe1337]

If someone happen to share the same interest as me, anime, I would really recommend "Steins;Gate" which is about this + time travel. The best anime I've ever seen. Watch it! :)

[muffinbaby07]

Did your eyes just blink sideways?!

[BasilFawlty4444]

No, no, this is all wrong.

Actually the Europeans are working on an ultra secret super weapon with which they plan to take over the world.

........whoops.

[Disseminate4]

@dinotles are you dumb? if two protons create a black hole, the black hole has the mass and gravitational tug of two protons.

[TheThisIsSparta300]

The thing is. The hydron collider has already created black holes. Alsoots supposed to try to find more about what is unknown. In science there is no one answer

[dinotles]

@TheThisIsSparta300 A black hole can potentially drag several million stars into it,... No matter how tiny - because the gravitational pull would be enormous.... If the Hadron collider created a black hole then the sun would be pulled into a spagetti and dragged into the hole along with all the planets in the solarsystem and the nearby stars. No, they have not created black holes.

[MadnessIsRelative]

isn't it supposed to create gateways to a multiverse? (Finding the Higgs Boson)

[Verfuegbarkeitsbias]

@MadnessIsRelative The higgs boson has nothing to do with a gateway to a multiverse.

[nightreaper999]

id let this world die. i just want a gravity gun ^.^

[camerabox1]

WHERES GORDEN FREEMAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM

[krunkaintdead69]

Man I need to lay of the drugs....

[FibonaziProductions]

...Wh... okay xD.

[holykarmor]

Heisenberg's Uncertainty Priciple.... hah.. Nerdgasm

[dinotles]

@holykarmor Once Dr. Heisenberg got pulled over by the police, the constable signalled him to roll down the window, and asked "Do you know how fast you where going?", to that Heisenberg replied "No, but I know where I am!".... (nerd-joke)

[SKperkele]

Holy shit doobs is here

[Littlebesty7]

Gordon Freeman, where are you?

[TheScottygriff]

men in black 3

[HerroxTheHumble]

The best part, I actually understand all that he said hahaha

[Mrcheese2142]

Shit. Where's the helmet for my suit.

[Fredde1Widde]

I read "large hard on"

[TehUltimateSnake]

@Fredde1Widde

How did you manage that. I tried doing it but I just couldn't read it like that which brings me to the conclusion that you're just trying to be funny.

[proudstr8]

district 9 sequel

[6oobs]

best way to anilate this planet, do nothing we will do all the work

[TheKissmyassfool]

DOOBIES.

BOOBIES.

[unclesam1024]

And then gordon killed the nihilant and was woken up by gman 20 years later. But thats another story

[patchikins00]

hot 0:30

[ThreeSeventyFive]

Oh shit, not another Resonance Cascade

[Dharok4321]

Best way to destroy the planet? Piss off Russia and make it look like it's Americans who did it.... Worked in modern warfare 2

[Caveman0037]

@Dharok4321 Great point! Because real life is exactly like a videogame!

[dflynchimp]

oy it's Penis Anthony Dubliner!

[nobody6400]

large hard-on collider

[JakedaSnake747]

How would you track something going faster than the speed of light? All our devices are based on light.

[PRSguy94]

@JakedaSnake747 You don't track it in real time. You either look at it's path it's left behind, OR you look at the subsequent collision that occurs (almost immediately) after it's been fired. Eventually it will hit another particle or the device that fired it. And this isn't even mentioning the fact that we can't fire anything at the exact speed of light. Firing it at a fraction of the speed of light will be sufficient enough for our tests of these particles behavior.

[DeadPantsHL2]

We need Gordon!

[lordhood117]

I need a crowbar...

[UtubeJKZ]

lol they r shooting particles at particles, theres not enough energy nor mass to create a black hole. but what they have done is they've broken the speed of light

[battlehero13]

Where's Matt Smith when you need him?

[MOYERSamuel]

@TAKabir a multivers can also be a universe of the 4th, 2nd, or realy any other dimension.

The 4th dimension is, contrary to popular belief, not time, but an other axis simular to the x, y, and z axis (a.k.a the three dimensions).

[sabird1]

@MOYERSamuel a sideways dimension!!!!!!!!! 

[TAkabir]

What if the concept of multiverse is real..how are we prepared for that...human eyes is limited to seeing beyond UV lights other animals aren't. 

[heavyweaponsguy948]

Holy shut headcrabs where's freemen!

[ChilnGun]

Halflife and Men in Black anyone?

[BeanShip]

Lmao that's Heisenberg's uncertainty principle on the poster

[gnuatascsi]

a bitch of a reporter -.-...

[Daeurth]

*@kabitu1

[Daeurth]

@ in a potato of course

[Spaderize]

LMAO

[chunderville]

Press play then repeatedly press 3

:D

[Lenanator09]

Doobs.

[shmellhole123]

@Lenanator09 no, it's Penis

[Lenanator09]

@shmellhole123 He was in bridesmaids and i yelled that when i saw him ! (:

[shmellhole123]

@Lenanator09 oh, i was thinking of another ch vid and his first name was Penis

[Lenanator09]

@shmellhole123 Yaaa. Jake and Amir :Doobs

[TheSphericalIce]

@Lenanator09 His name is Penis

[TReoS96]

@Lenanator09 HUDDSON! it kills me when people call me doobs,...

just like amirs father tried to do to me with his tiny, skinny legs.

[IHatePowerSaws]

ya i thought it was a HARD-ON collider for a portion of my life and it caused me some embarrassment.

[danielkills]

Reporter lady is SMOKING hot.

[Deexrock]

@halcyon0830 you're kidding right? EVERYTHING stated in that report (mini black holes, time paradoxes, backwards time-travel, and the most stupid one: killing grandpa or saving him from a bus being ANY different in consequence) are physical impossibilities! But if your lot knew anything about real physics, you'd know that. It makes me sick when conspiracy theorists pose as real scientists! Don't worry yourself trooper...

[KILLBILDERBURG]

Is this real????

[Girfan108]

"We have everything under control"

*Claw grabs him*

"but Freeman hasn't swept this wing yet."

[discoguru]

Doobs !

[Aelkamal]

He's a Reptilian WTF ! hahahaha !

[TheAdmiralPancake]

The answer to the concerns about the LHC destroying the world: Do not do journalistic research by watching bad sci-fi movies.

About the opening speech: Do not do scientific research for a skit by watching news stories about the LHC based on bad sci-fi movies.

[SegaGuy7]

WILL SMITH WE NEED YOU!!!!!!!!!

[GregTom2]

Oh NO!

Only aperture science can save us now.

[Kabitu1]

@GregTom2 GLaDOS, where art thou?

[funnytourtoise]

@GregTom2 APATURE!? Are you Mad!? Black Mesa is still the only way forward... you've obviously never used a crowbar! ;)

[olix12345]

looks like Nora from Being Human

[MoralRapist]

quick, lets hide in area 51! maybe the aliens can help us!

[SrslyLeeroy]

He reminds me of the scientist from Willie Wonka.

[rollercosterrr]

I like the uncertainty principle on the board.

[PickleShaman]

Anyone else thought it said "The Large Hardon Collider's Secret"? lol

[bla637]

district 9

[HadesFLG3]

Lol the Half Life creatures!!

[TheQuicks1]

H-O-L-Y S-H-I-T one of the highest rated comments is a quote, yet that person even failed to copy it correctly. If quoting something in the fucking comments isn't bad enough at least fucking quote it correctly! FUCK! How stupid are people??

[AnAverageGom]

@TheQuicks1 Stupid enough to swear everytime they get angry, perhaps?

[TheQuicks1]

@AnAverageGom That's stupidity? Hm, I must be lost.

[rahulslayer0]

LOL Heisenberg's uncertainty principle @ 0:10 :D And its not related to time in anyway :|

[drav1dan]

@rahulslayer0: The Heisenberg's uncertainty principle is related to time too, just not in the form shown in the video. The Heisenberg uncertainty principle relates time and energy as follows: ∆E∆t ≥ ½ħ

(delta E times delta t is greater than or equal to half h-bar)

[qbDUDEdp]

that sidewayz blinking thing scared the shit outa me

[n16pr]

Prepare for unforeseen consequences.....

[lilman227]

oh dear, someone seems to be missing a sense of humor *cough* Hermoor *ahem*.... poor actions little guy, you get the mighty thumbs down

[Hermoor]

FUCK i was hoping for something better than a bunch of retarded cock thinkers using their "skills" in making a "funny" movie clip. FUck this kind of shit...I wanted to see something that actually had to do with the hadron collider. Now the kind of SHIT we see here. Recommended for me...sure...flagging this for inappropiate title.

[chocho220]

@TheHitmanKev So let me get this straight. You thought it said "Hardon" and not "Hadron" and you wanted to see large "hardons" collide?

[pineapplesRyummie]

the mist! :p

[skydragon8525]

@EvolutionaryHD

1) Hold your breath.

2) Open your mouth.

3) Insert dick.

4) Paste it in the comments.

[parakmi1]

I dont; think it will detroy the earth, but i might open a gateway to parallel universe where the lhc deastoys the earth.

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

Hadron Collider detects 'Big Bang' matter

[doh1959]

id like a collision of my sperm with that cute reporters ovaries

[Hoshimaru57]

@doh1959 Right on man, if the world is ending gotta at least get laid first.

[actionjackson864]

@doh1959 ull need the large hardon collider for that

[natuankur]

some people take this seriously......

[yourealiti]

i dont get it not even funny

[SuperTastyfish]

LHC-black Mesa. It's funny because they share the same traits.

[Azurewrath232]

dude thats just like invader zim when he first shows up and literally asks about the defenses of earth.

[LogicOfLife90]

terrible -.-'

[MegaAppless]

umm to answer your question go for the nukes... and the sun

[GarrusIsMyHomeBoy]

FOOKIN PRAWNS

[KethamBodds]

Those horrors at 1:52 remind me a lot of those blasted parasites in Alien Swarm ! MEDIC !!!

[ronburgundy69hammer]

alma gutierrez baltimore sun-season 5 of The Wire.

[omkarbhatkar1]

the reporter is damn ho!!!!

[aldcor]

OOOOH, SICK :D

[Mistoballin]

Where is Gordon Freeman when you need him?

[Chunkboi]

@Mistoballin I guess I need to stock up on food, medical supplies, and crowbars.

[ricoalagoproductions]

Good laugh.

[Tiberiu1Laticevschi]

Lol, i live on top of CERN and everything is OK, no, i literally live on top of it...

[pogodrummer]

black mesa...

[laxgoalie7scar]

reporter is the Tik Tok parody video girl

[DrSneakyEagle]

Black mesa anyone

[kazyBarbarian]

who knew glasses of water was so dangerous

[JL3GEND2]

gutierrez lol shes white

[Kegozen]

Lol. Half-Life 1 + District 9 + Men In Black 1

[JIHOJIJO]

that reporter at 00:30 is from that Sobe commercial with the computer thing, right?

who is that?

[TheTrueDiablix]

lol men in black

[MrPercival100]

reminds me of the final scene of the first Iron Man movie...

[pww35]

brunette @ 0:51 looks just like Jennifer Connelly

[lenimois01]

youtube.com/watch?v=89HALfTwGS­Y

[sbkang85]

really tried to see the funny side of it. Sorry to say that I failed to do so.

[Fibah]

@sbkang85 really tried to not comment on how much of an idiot you are. Sorry to say that i failed to do so

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

Heh.

[Blade8745]

Headcrabz

[MsProcrastination101]

i love you all, especially the crazy scientist

[cxrodformrx]

men in black matrix

[zzzIdividedbyzerozzz]

Men in Black, Half Life, Aliens? (the things could be compared to facehuggers), and District 9 are all tied to CERN it seems.

[backtublive]

half life reference

[starlogic99]

that was dumb..

[theringodd]

I think he's telling the truth, I mean come on the guy wasnt nervous at all.

[ProminenceProdian]

The funny part was where he said something we all just heard LOL

[shiggsy1]

The chair at 1:04 looks too much like the matrix one! Actually thats probably intentional lol

[linksfood]

was that men in black. lol.

[boobunny100]

I love the Heisenberg uncertainty princple as the date on the white board lol

[Doopdon]

this is almost exactly how half life started

[Rastafirez]

Hahaaa! At the end they sound like the alien cockroach thing in Men in Black

[IEatHarlots]

This reminds me of Men in Black where the road get inside the farmers body lol

[falconsgladiator]

"Alma Gutierrez, Baltimore Sun" haha someone had been watching The Wire alot

[inilix0]

its the guy from distric 9!

[creamsontwenty1]

@inilix0 no it isnt they just look the same

close to the speed of light. I'm writi