you need more "flow" it aint allll sbout rhyming and timing. You gotta smooth the lines out and make it sound...well, not so robotic. Its cool that you rap, now you just need that flow to smooth out the lines youre speaking and people will start BEGGING you to spit a freestyle about the body and whatever else you teach. try saying different words with different speeds so you can see the best way to flow that sentence into the next one...and add more complex words that rhyme and VOILA! acceptance
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
Kill me.
shinto29 1 month ago
POW
PoshWife0809 9 months ago
props to the guy. I love people who don't take them self too seriously like all the time.
itube612 1 year ago
he reminds me or mr garrison off of south park
aquamatt13 1 year ago
dude if you were my teacher i would pss my pants
you rock
razjunk 1 year ago
you need more "flow" it aint allll sbout rhyming and timing. You gotta smooth the lines out and make it sound...well, not so robotic. Its cool that you rap, now you just need that flow to smooth out the lines youre speaking and people will start BEGGING you to spit a freestyle about the body and whatever else you teach. try saying different words with different speeds so you can see the best way to flow that sentence into the next one...and add more complex words that rhyme and VOILA! acceptance
Sainthadowcaz 1 year ago
i justed learned science my way! xD
0cool9 1 year ago
1:30 i can only imagine the kind of "play" this guy had in mind
lgn8r1 1 year ago
Are you teaching a class of wiggers? ROFL!
900lbfatguy 1 year ago
Lol @ the peace bling
ElDarric 1 year ago
lol
googlekopfkind 2 years ago
i like the DUDE part.... really i do....nt
keyblade46 2 years ago
his names simon
Sm1thers1boy 3 years ago
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
bluskul92 3 years ago
coolies!
dallasboy1117 3 years ago
Y the cloathes??
bgalyas123 3 years ago
lmao. Wow. Just wow.
StudPiProductions 3 years ago
OMG, i suddenly feel compelled to go and eat some healthy nutritional food...NOT
but aye, gd rap
mofoexpo 3 years ago
hahahaha, great!
Avail84 5 years ago