mighty mend it

[anonymusbob101]

0:47 - "Had rough sex on the sofa? No one can tell!"

[DaveyandGoliathh]

that fucker on reddit with the busted hand needs this shit ASAP

[asoto2014]

@DaveyandGoliathh I lost it when I read his comment

[mrbrendanobrien]

not sure its a great idea to advertise it as great for parachute repair.

[womb0womb0]

Holy shit, this man could sell a turd to a turd factory

[Extpie]

So. Many. Rhymes.

[hellrazer4362]

r.i.p. to the man who didnt know the meaning of too much just for men

[TrishaLouBrown]

I love this stuff. Best as seen on TV item I have ever bought.

[OraangeeKiwwi]

why the hell does he have to yelll

[OraangeeKiwwi]

hahahahah SIT AND SPLIT

[Makaveli25x]

but...it cant mend...a broken heart :'(

[TaylorSwiftRoxMe]

flexible bonding agent, glue.  SYNONYMS!!!!

[clmillerbunny]

0:19 : LOLL

[MrKilroyWasHere1]

CAPS LOCK

[ts2101]

''a flexible BONDING AGENT'' isnt a bonding agent what we call a glue?

[VikingProduction]

@ts2101 not all glue is flexible, hence epoxy and some other glues

[Tygerlily179]

I would like to meet the guy who tested that parachute XD

[CrusaderUriel]

lol, they risk the life of that sky diver just to prove how good it is.

[jtaimeht]

Fuck being the guy to test the parachute

[tweetyaja]

1:11 Be careful Billy!

[tweetyaja]

PLEASE BILLY MAYS, BACK FROM DEAD :.(

[Haverana]

this guy could sell us dog craps fro 19.99

[kaslou1994]

jesus it  would have been funny if the parachute failed

[sfx691]

whats wrong with hand stitching that takes 10 minutes at a max

[1veritas4]

He's right i had to mend a sock in 1927 and I'm still sewing it today...some say we have been sewing since the beginning of time

[lisekpl1]

can somebody tell me what the fuck is the difference between glue and a flexible bonding agent?? and why does this guy yell like we're a mile away???

[XxboxXhacks]

@lisekpl1 That bonding shit is a little better than glue and he yells just 4 u to buy the product

[dungeono]

@lisekpl1 cuz hes awsome

[exscier]

It's a glue!

"It's not a glue, its a flexible bonding agent!"

Oh so its a glue.

[Chipocheet]

0:47 =/ On my couch it only stuck for a day

[Films4You]

So this is how you stick a beard on

[GodEmperorFouLu]

Billy Mays July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009

Mighty Mend It can fix anything, except a broken heart.

[clpot]

it's not a glue???!

sounds like a glue to me

[bodenkirkla]

0:44 = weird.

[solidsnake1414]

hi billy mays with the electron penis!!! it pleasures ur woman 10 times more!!!

[st0rmforce]

Notice you could hear him in the plane even when the camera crew were on the ground

[MegaFireShark]

thumbs up if u know that billy mays was the man!

[MrAirbuster57]

it says with the flag it dried overnight.

[Fertro]

Nice touch with the American Flag, to be honest. Most people patriots will buy it, just for that.

[TheHackWhite]

Commercials just aren't the same without him yelling at me to buy stuff

[gamerguycod]

on a side note,we are now selling mighty apply it!

Tired of missing with the mighty mend it?well here's the new......

[sassydealz1]

tht gem it thing is fucing gay they all look like tools

[Lazermuffin]

@sassydealz1 lol

[HershyCHAT23]

0:33 - 0:39 iz priceless :)

[timbester97]

how come on all of his commericails he always triples the offer and its always $19.99

[mimeypete]

@timbester97

because he's billy mays

[CENTRINOaki]

@timbester97 Because he could.

[GrandLionMan]

Billy mays, solves ANY PROBLEM for only 19.99!

[Fooksalt]

lol I totally want to bling my clothes to look gay

[alisonjaneee]

the best part is the fact that it includes a money-saving idea book... impulse-ordering a tv product is the opposite of saving money!!!

[alisonjaneee]

the best part is the fact that they include a money-saving idea book... impulse-ordering a tv product is the opposite of saving money!!!!

[Thatcooltroll]

Plus it's ideal for scrapbooking your crap project? rofl!!

[jus732]

0:44 "Even if u sit and split....." i just lol'ed at that right there.

[rubenhoed]

In america u can do like everything with *billy mays voice on* $19.99 *billy mays voice off* :D

[xliven0m0rex]

He the only guy I know that had a solution to any problem out there lol R.I.P. Mays D:

[DrBreakfastMachine]

Billy Mays: formerly the loudest man alive, now the loudest man dead.

[KingsdownBoy]

So lol if the mighty med it broke when the skydiver jumped...

[leangreenbean333]

0:10

HI BILLY MAYS HERE

[aqswize]

what about after 51 washes

[TheSimsCreedGuy]

Will it work for burnt clothing?

[jackman464]

i bet that mic isent even on

[INEEDZALL]

i could use that

*calls*

[Matt2779]

will migty mend work cuts to the human body?

[thedamned93]

best pitchman ever....the fucker could sell steak to a vegiterian

[GRRAB]

i trust Billy with my life.

[Drross0]

at 1:15 What if when they tested it, the glue didnt hold? He would have died..

[FFXPWNS]

@Drross0 that was a small rip and he has a backup chute

[tuuu15]

@Drross0 Lol i bet its not even the same parachute

[gomilev]

this guy is a rhyme genius

[marcus98072]

Rip Billy Mays From North Carolina

[bearswilleatme]

I'm 90 and usually can't hear what they're saying, but with billy that was no problem.

[TylerWdt101]

@bearswilleatme are you serious nahh ur not

[bearswilleatme]

maintain a cordial demeanor young man or I shall be remiss not to dial the authorities!

[MeanestBean3]

@bearswilleatme heh. i like the way old foke talk, if you really are.

[xxRobotnikxx]

i dont no what it is but even when hes showting loudre than barry scott he still sound better

[missjanettecatherine]

ahhahahah what if the parachute ripped? bye bye parachutter....

[Greenday678912345]

Ahaha, I'm pretty sure he would have a backup =)

[Epicstuff456]

Mighty Putty, Mighty Mendit, Mighty Gemit. Whats next? Mighty Condom? O_O

[starmer333]

I got Mighty Mendit for christmas XD

[coffeycake96]

was it good? i want some lol

[xtremegummybears17]

i just go back from my friends funeral.......he used that stuff to fix hid parachute.

[bnhostil]

billy is awesome

[KezVanBeck]

@xtremegummybears17 you failed so bad as this person you speak of,, changed sex... LOL

[shooterboss]

This is a lie. Billy Mays doesn't need a MICROPHONE to be heard through the storm force winds! He just talks normally and they can hear him on Neptune.

[stevostevie]

I accidently ripped this parachute, and guess what... this guy doesn't even know a damn thing!

[babyhilts]

Okay that product looks quite impressive but if I were that skydiver I STILL wouldn't jump out of the plane knowing they repaired the parachute with some $19.99 bottle of stuff.

[rdnk707]

I miss Billy.

[harleyb123]

why is tere nevrer a phone number

[bhabooshka]

cant wait for the spoof

[mightymouse666]

What if that skydiver's parachute just ripped?

It wouldn't be so mighty then.

[BloodenedFists]

So basically it's super glue.

[andrespkmnfan]

@BloodenedFists Nope Its JESUS GLUE!

[MrAirbuster57]

@BloodenedFists super glue for fabric

[dungeono]

@BloodenedFists super glue for clothes

[ignika98]

@BloodenedFists super glue thats endorsed by billy mays! thats enough 2 make me buy it!

[mtp234]

@BloodenedFists But he says it's not glue!!! D:

[paisan357]

As if he needed a mic to scream in that wind test.

[novatroop]

had me at ''IT HAPPENS YOU RIP, TEAR''

[kristofor12345]

This one is epic, his best work by far

[megakurre]

why is everything called mighty something and costs 19,99? and why the fuck does he always triple the offer?

[TheToast7]

Because he's STILL not done!

[tuyhhf]

He loved us all. That's why he tripled his offers to us.

RIP Billy Mays.

[ChrisHansenPlague]

Can mighty mendit , mend a broken heart from the loss of billy?

[murcielago06gt]

Billy Mays has been my inspiration since I was 10 to be a pitchman. I'm actually pretty damn good. I have this commercial and about 10 others completely memorized. One day I will be on TV pitching products like Billy did. Of course I could never fill his shoes, but something is better than nothing. I've always wanted to meet him, just once. Now I can't. RIP BILLY MAYS

[yourdedede0]

I'd hate to get that stuff on my fingers.

Btw, i think Vince looks like a shady car salesman

[Skitchtehwolf]

Screw Shamwow. Billy Mays is the best pitchman weve ever seen

[RobbKongMetal999]

@Skitchtehwolf

Yeah...

Vince Offer is a fuckin' joke...

Billy Mays was the only pitchman I trusted...

[Skitchtehwolf]

Not only that, Vince had a terrible pitching voice and a police record.

[RobbKongMetal999]

@Skitchtehwolf

Definitely true...

He punched a hooker, from what I heard...

That's not too nice...

[Skitchtehwolf]

Yeah. Its because, apparently, the prostitute bit him, so he beat her.

[RobbKongMetal999]

@Skitchtehwolf

That's what Vince gets for soliciting a hooker...

What do you think of Anthony Sullivan?

[Skitchtehwolf]

Sully was okay. Not my favorite, but better than Vince. Sully was a co-worker with Billy. They both had the show Pitchmen.

[RobbKongMetal999]

@Skitchtehwolf

Yeah... I used to watch Pitchmen just for Billy...

I agree, Sully is better than Vince but not better than Billy...

[Skitchtehwolf]

their first season was their last.

[RobbKongMetal999]

@Skitchtehwolf

Yeah...

That's really sad...

I miss Billy...

That would be awesome if they make a series DVD...

[Zukshin]

Sorry to go off topic, but this is a long reply chain of positive comments. I usually see long chain comments about two people arguing against each other.

Back on topic, Billy is a waaaaaay better pitchman than any other one. In fact, he was the first pitchman that I saw that actually showed what the product can do.

[matbgood]

i want to buy it

[NOWAdwaltz]

I loved his commercials but when i fall asleep with the tv on his screeming scared the shit outta me. Oh man i'll miss his screeming voice/commercials

[wikikomoto]

the man knew how to sell stuff...

[anotherguess]

I love billy mays' commercials :D

[GeneralsAlert]

Me too :D

[LuckyFeathers23]

This wouldn't be a bad product...if it actually worked...

RIP Billy Mays

[surrealgeorge]

This product improved my life. thank you Billy Mays,

[pritishsai]

1:22 crap project

[blizard0717]

No fucking way in hell I will let them repair my parachute with that piece of shit.

R.I.P. Billy

[raniya1234]

i think he died from guilt, all these fake products

[KullilGuy]

hahaha you just made my day :D

[xMontyxx]

what about after 51x

[ShUtInPuTiN]

Guys a beast RIP

[sonicisback]

Rip billy maze

[rabbitspliff]

the storm force winds scene is beast.

[BigGreen486]

Fast And Easy Way!

[VanGoghsEar1890]

It should be news only if a celebrity dies,and they DON'T fine coke in them.I can't believe they're still showing his commercials.I can't here a thing he's saying.All I can do is picture him getting ripped before the director yells;ACTION!

[PIPLUP84]

JEM IT!

[Hauntzor]

I really miss Billy Mays yelling at me to buy crap I'll never need... It's sad, really, when you don't really realize how much you love someone 'til they're actually gone...

[lamplight5]

Add to his tombstone "for only $19.99 He always put it at that price. I miss him :(

[Jijo233]

no... his tomb stone shoudl say "Hi, Billy mays (lies) here"

[MettanAtem]

(copy and paste this on all Billy Mays videos)

RIP Billy Mays

May you advertise your products in heaven for all eternity.

[nocturn333]

buy the new angel fruit cake for 19.99

[chrischrist2u]

is this stuff really good or no?

[yyyhenry]

"It has the strength to withstand STORM FORCE WINDS!!! AMAZING!!!"

R.I.P. Billy Mays!

[DMtactical]

Please tell me that his tombstone reads: "HI BILLY MAYS HERE!"

[warro470]

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SUPER GLUE!

[mauricio1gonzalez]

i hope he enjoyed his drugs before he died

[doob776]

gtfo, billly mays was a god, and he didnt do drugs, faggot

[Michalt441alt]

No, doob's right. Billy didn't do drugs, he snorted oxyclean into his nose on accident which caused him a heart attack.

[pattytn]

very loud mouthed.

[sillyassynipples]

He's so coked up when he does these...Billy Rules!

[greenorange75]

RIP Billy Mays

[kuwaimaha]

RIP BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!

that i think is how we should all yell it.

[Bandos624]

0:44 owned

RIP billy

[luffyguy]

why would u post a comment like that, maybe u should burn urself

[SYSPrison]

Looks like a cloth based version of loc-tite...lol

[mistercrull10]

That's the same parachute...?

Bullshit.

[himynameishelen]

yeah, no matter how good they say it is, no way would I want to be the first guy to test the glued-back-together parachute.

[619rko99]

RIP billy mays

[Kawasakiman110]

r.i.p

[Eezzlloo]

he yells alot

[Owneador1337]

"Plus, it's ideal for scrap-booking your crap project."

Somebody please tell me he didn't say that.

[Dragoon4002]

I think he says craft project but it does sound like that xD

[SmithfieId]

or craft projects.

[1337gam3r07]

hey that's the same music from the "Proactive"

[saxysai]

Sit & split....lol.

[karrrido]

LOL 0:44

[winger3000]

BUT IM NOT DONE!!!

[MrWafflezzz]

I cried when i found out Billy died...

[DukeFilmsInc]

I made a tribute video. I will miss him...R.I.P. Billy