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  • Finance is the high art of passing money from hand to hand until it completely disappears.

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  • these guys are funny I love English humour!

  • @lucy9359

    Erm.. They're actually Aussies but the humour is pretty similar to British humour. In fact this reminds me a lot of Bird and Fortune's financial crisis. If you haven't seen it check it out. It's hilarious!

  • @LaraDing I realized they were Ausssies later on...in Canadian history believe it or not they taught us that Aussies were Brittish convicts sent floating to Australia!

  • @lucy9359 The first convict fleet was sent from Britain to Australia in 1778, two years after the lost the American colonies. Britain needed another country to continue produce goods and maintain it's status. I think convict transportation went on for around a hundred years. During this time the local inhabitants suffered terribly. Eventually the 'British' settled into farming and mining and by the 20th century people were emigrating to Australia from all over the world.

  • @LaraDing Kevin Rudd eventually apologised to the Aboriginal peoples for what British colonisation had done to their culture and communities. As far as I am aware, they still don't get much of a look-in in society.

  • @LaraDing thanks interesting to know about a fellow Western Country....what is the population of Australia then as it seems to have a great deal more moral decay in it than Canada as of yet...not that the moral atmosphere isn't declining in Canada as well it has been going down hill the past decade here....

  • @lucy9359 I think there is moral decay everywhere. It's just that some people are more open to talking about it. I do get the feeling that Canada is a pretty cool place though.

  • @LaraDing it is still safe here and people are very laid back and trusting but Toronto, & Montreal are getting rough...Vancouver's east side is laiden with drug addicts however as is the Canadian mind set they are nicer than in other Countries...as dumb as that sounds in this Country culturally speaking it is how it is...to bad the populations from other Countries who mostly imigrate to Toronto didn't realize that! Where I live you can leave your purse in your car if you like!

  • @lucy9359 Standard British practice at the time was to build colonies and cultivate new lands with prison labour, it just went on in longer in Oz than it did in the US and Canada, probably because our gold rush was the last really big one.

  • You guys are briliant! I just subbed you:) 

  • some ships are built so the front doesn't fall off at all

  • great job! i just learned in 3 min how the economy really works economics 101

  • Pure Genius!

  • @osityan watch part 1 of Zeitgeist Addendum. It will show you the evidence.

  • and who owns all the debt?

  • @geoffroymen the jews!!!1!1!111

  • AUSTRALIA FTW

  • sakto gyud kaayo ang inyo explenasyon...tugma gyud!!!!

  • Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

    ---Unknown

  • @bozolazic  YOU GOT THAT RIGHT... MONEY=THE BIGGEST GRAND THEFT IN HUMAN HISTORY...

    should have sticked with gold ONLY...

  • @gabigowriel What's the best way to rob a bank?------Own one!

    My friends, when I went to Washington I went into your money-house and I had some young men with me, but none of us took any money out of that house. At the same time, when your Great Father's people come into my country, they go into my money-house and take money out.

    ---Long Mandan - Sioux

    Tired of the so-called elites! Psychologists say that 1% of people are psychopaths.Enough said!

  • How accurate is this satirical explanation?

  • @osityan It's bang on, I can promise you that.

    Search and watch these two documentaries for a more educational extensive explanation:

    "The American Dream Film" & "Zeitgeist Addendum".

    These are both great, entertaining and informative videos.

    I hope you enjoy them!

    x

  • @brucegalliver

    Well Zeigheist the movie was alot of made up false information. How can i expect the sequels to be any better? How can you promise it's bang on when its history is demonstrably weak? I've never heard of the american dream..... will check it out.

  • @osityan Correct, there were some things (especially the 9/11 nutty theories, etc) in the first Zeitgeist movie that were... well just false.

    The second one is much, much better though.

  • @osityan It actually makes it seem less worse than it is.

  • "So concerned are we to build a better Australia-

    "You helped build a worse America."

    Ya, well that was an accident Byran..."

    Trololol

  • hehe I always asked myself: If every country in the EU has got its own debt sooooo... how do they get all the money from the dotations? now I got my answer FROM NOWHERE! xD

  • i know they just explained it, but I still don't understand

  • the most important question they left out was: where do i get they money to pay the interest on my loans if that money doesn't even exist?

  • @darrenbennett44 they print more money and then loan it to you...

    AGAIN...

    so you'll never EVER get rid of debt...

    so YOU=SLAVE

    MONEY SLAVE that is...

    the guy that invented paper money instead of gold must have got this ideea from SATAN HIMSELF...

  • @darrenbennett44 LOL people are just realizing this. You don't get it, you sell your life to slavery to the banks.

  • lol. very brief explanation. invisible money floating in the air is the definition of our economy. but we fucked up somewhere down the line

  • 1.33 secs says it all, wkd

  • This pair are just awesome, and have been for years

  • Before u generalize, the problem isnt with moderate torah following jews, rather satanic zionist jews who believe the rest of the world are gentiles who are to serve them in this life

  • goldmans sachs, lehman brothers, citi group rotshchild are all jewish scum banks that robbed and cause this global collapse, those are wicked jewish ppl that hitler hated cause of their dominate, learn - the protocol of zion

  • @idrismetalcore What a load of bigoted clap trap

  • Comedic satire, gotta’ love it.

    

  • Money creation does not work like that. They have no idea. The real creation as in the fractional reserve system is so absurd we will be rolling if that is explained these two.

  • lol

  • Quality. :)

  • brilliant

  • This video is spreading a key piece of misinformation: That banks lend out money they have borrowed. The fact is that bank simply create the money they lend out by a click on the keyboard. This is what is called fractional reserve banking. Check out the video "Money from debt" for a fun introduction to how mone actually is created.

  • jews control world economy

  • @idrismetalcore Racists and racist views are really not appreciated by anyone here

  • @lozabessa uneducated rats and jewish paid scums are not allowed here, 

  • Does anyone else think this sounds like Troll Science?

  • @Elzebub666 Welcome to Clarke and Dawe.

  • the 7 people that disliked this must be bankers

  • This monetary terrorism is coming to a grinding halt because it's not an infinite system.

  • Lmfao brillient...and thats how they screw us lol...and we let them ...

  • Oh..... remember.... I'm just one of the "retard who doesn't get it"..... So keep listening to the crazy child lost in a world of bullshit as he runs around the room screaming about alien reptilians who live in the hollow earth taking over the economy. Obviously a true enlightened genius.

  • lol

  • And starring the financial media as 'mum'.

  • banks should be government owned so the profits help the people.

  • everything is working towards making the banks richer. and to what ends, they dont pay our pensions or make new roads. the fat cats are too rich already.

  • These guys are a breath of fresh air after only being exposed to the preachy assholes at the Daily show for so long. Their class and ways with words bring me an odd type of tranquility. Colbert report is still funny thou.

  • "يَمْحَقُ اللّهُ الْرِّبَا وَيُرْبِي الصَّدَقَاتِ"

  • etniks69 - its a joke retard...they are mocking the system...

  • @RogueRecordsAmerica

    George Carlin also "mocked the system" but he presented the truth.

    These scumbags are perpetuating a lie because the system DOESN'T WORK they way they are presenting it.

    It is called misinformation in order to fool you.

    The retard is the one who DOESN'T GET IT.

  • @etniks69 They're making a joke of a perception people hold. This isn't part of some global conspiracy, they had a point to make, made it, got a laugh. It's not very complex. They've done plenty of jokes which point out the crazyness you talk of, get a grip.

  • @mryellow123

    Perhaps you find it a "joke" the calamity befalling on the US and the world today, with people losing their homes and their jobs while scumbags like these are being "funny" about this mess.

    You sound like you're having a ball, as detached from the carnage that is and will become much worse as we go on into long night of these worst depression in the history of man.

    You really don't have a clue.

  • @etniks69 Seriously dood. You are miles off the mark. Just go watch 1-2 more of these guys videos. This isn't some propaganda team at work but just political satire. Something that doesn't exist in the US apart from TheOnion. Get the fuck over yourself and gain some perspective.

  • @mryellow123

    I see you're very active around this log. One would think you have some sort of interest in propping up these two idiots.

    Oh wait! is it perhaps because you're one of them? ha ha ha

    Who's talking about reptilians but yourself?

    You dish out SPIN as much as the video does. Are you sure you're not one of these fools? because you sure sound like them.

    No wonder you're defending "them" (yourself) You're so phoney.... ha ha ha

  • @etniks69 See where this goes..... He's so deluded that he believes I'm an agent working for "them", you know, the people who made these comedians make this clip because it keeps us enslaved....

  • @mryellow123 But you're so "active around this log".

  • @MrVicist oh I must be CIA then....... Obviously the most logical and sane conclusion.

  • @mryellow123 Exactly what I was thinking. Either the CIA, or John Clark.

  • @MrVicist and that doesn't sound stupid to you?

    My statement is simple..... Yes the system doesn't work like this. BUT. That's not the fuckin point of this JOKE!

  • @mryellow123 Yep I was being sracastic. etniks69, on the other hand, does sound stupid to me.

    If the system DID work like this, the comedy would be lost.

  • @MrVicist Checkout Poe's Law :-) "It is impossible to make a parody of a fundamentalist". etniks is right, the money is just leverage and bullshit, but he's just so wrapped up in knowing the "truth" that he has lost the plot.

    One thing I find funny is the CommBank kids school program history which is stuck in peoples heads. Some people still think "I banked with you for 14 years, doesn't that mean you should give me a loan??" or "If I put money in a bank account it grows!"

  • @mryellow123 Very, very true. etniks has just chosen the wrong video on which to make his point.

  • @MrVicist New money is created through debt. It's very simple. To expand (inflate) the money supply (and lowering interest rates) the Fed buys government bonds either from the treasury or the open market. Regardless, the government gets the money and spends it into the economy. Then the money supply is expanded again through corporate banks at a 9-1 ratio (10% reserve ratio on most loans).

  • @shazmodan Yep, but why are you telling me this?

  • This video is a FRAUD.

    It is lying about how loans actually work.

    Banks lend 10 to 50 times the money they have as deposits, which means they lend out money THEY DON'T HAVE!!!

    Private banks charge interest on money they don't have, but "create" out of thin air when we sign a loan.

    This is FRAUD, but politicians have allowed it and the courts enforce this FRAUD.

    WAKE UP!! Let's end FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING.

    THIS VIDEO PERPETUATES A LIE.

  • @etniks69 lol @ you being dumb

  • @mryellow123

    I see your powers of persuasion at work.

  • @etniks69 I don't get it , now I want to buy a house , and you want to sell your house , I ask the bank X for loan,

    Me : please give me some money for a house

    Bank X : well , is your credit score high enough ? Aka are you trustworthy to pay back ?

    Me : well yes I am

    Bank X : well her you go , lets contact etniks69

    etniks69 : I need 250K for it cash and now:

    Bank X : here you go , we own it now , Xexoo , we will allow you to live in the house and its in your name as long as you pay

  • @xexooo

    I understand when you say "I don't get it", because it took me a long time of learning about it until I finally got it.

    NOT EASY TO EXPLAIN IT IN 500 CHARACTERS.

    Please google MONEY AS DEBT to watch the 47 minute video where it's explained in detail.

    Also google MONEY MASTERS for even more detail.

    Google ZEITGEIST Addendum and you have another tip.

    WE HAVE TO END FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING and force banks to lend 100% funded loans. NO MORE FRAUDULENT "LEVERAGE",.

  • so now , the money for the house goes cash to you , the bank profit is the APR , so how possible is it loaning 50 times higher than what it have if it pays for the full price in cash ?

  • @xexooo

    In the Reserve Banking System retail banks are allowed to lend up to 9 times their actual depositor's money, if they follow the law.

    Bear Sterns bank had lent 34 times its capital base when it went bankrupt in 2008. But there are cases with Goldman Sachs that have lent up to 333 times their real cash.

    BANKS LEND MONEY THEY DON'T HAVE as part of this fraudulent system, and never create the money to pay the interest, so someone is always short to pay his/her debts.

    It's a PONZI.

  • @etniks69 Thanks for the references , I watched Zeitgeist and I am familiar with the term of creating money from thin air, but I want to understand here what it means on the ground, like if they lend money more than they have , the only way possible is that they print money to do that , which doesn't happen , the other alternative is that they ask the FED for printing money for it , or they tell the FED lend me 10 billions of $ as long as I have not less than 1 billions of depositor's money ?

  • @xexooo ugh tell me he didn't cite Zeitgeist as a reason for this being the Illuminati controlling the world through jokes?

    That movie is some of the worst "information" ever published and confused a lot of people with it's fear based sales technique.

  • @mryellow123 um not really I am not buying everything in Zietgist , but , yes there is something fishy going on , yes there are greedy elite that trying to make personal profit above the public interest, its nothing new its happening since dawn of man , the thing is , u can't anymore claim democratic system is good when u bail out banks with trillions of dollars while corps ships jobs overseas and banks kick man out of his house because he lost his job for someone in china

  • @xexooo Yeah "systems" come and go, the religion of free-market forces didn't work out so well. True things are falling apart, true there are people with some control over events which effect their businesses, true the underlying system relies on people at the top being corruptable, which they almost always are.

    At the end of the day it isn't some alien overlord conspiracy, there is no "them" to seek out as the "enemy", there is only us and the stupid choices we all make.

  • @xexooo Then we have people like etniks69, so caught up in a mind-virus of fear that they can't even look at comedy anymore without seeing reptilian overlord controllers attempting to wash their brain.

    Many wish to look for "the Illuminati", "them", "skull and bones" etc. This is nothing short of pretending it's the "fault" of someone else.

    Who is pushing for Coal Seam Gas? We are. Want cheap energy/fuel?

    Who wants cheap credit?

    Who is asking for unsustainable growth?

  • @xexooo

    OK let me try to explain. 97% of the money in circulation ONLY exists in COMPUTERS. Only 3 to 5% of money is actually printed.

    When you get a bank loan, they open an account and deposit the money. That's it. They didn't print anything, they only made a computer entry and you have the money in the account. You spend it mostly with checks and credit cards, not cash.

    Email me so I can send you all the links to explain it. ETNIKS at gmail

  • @etniks69 Explain to you what? Something which was in no way, shape, or form, the point of this video?

    It's pretty simple mate..... This video is called comedy. It contains satire. You missed this because you were too busy looking for accurate financial information in a comedy skit.

    I'm sure these guys would tell the joke you want them to tell, given the chance. This video has a different punchline to the one you want. No conspiracy, just not the joke you wanted.

    Email you? Fuck no.

  • @etniks69 yes thats true , after I thought about it , most money are not printed , when the gov bail out banks with trillion dollars , those money are digital , because when the people pay the taxes they pay them digitally , if you followed back all of this money in the end , they should represent the taxes the individuals and corps paid , and the more tax you pay means you have larger income or larger business

  • @xexooo

    Where did the FED get those TRILLIONS of dollars to bail out US and European banks? OUT OF NOTHING.

    THEY JUST CREATED THEM OUT OF THIN AIR. The FED has NO MONEY, they just make it up as they go as part of this sick FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING GAME. They punch keys in a computer

    IT HAS TO END.

    We need new GREENBACKS Lincoln Style, Interest-FREE created by the treasury, And Demand all private banks FUND 100% ALL LOANS.

    STOP "LEVERAGING" . NO MORE LENDING MONEY THEY DON'T HAVE.

  • @etniks69 Actually the muslims in the past before they were introduced to western banking system had interesting concept , if you go to someone and borrowed money for your business , he doesn't charge you interest but he share part of the profit with you , and he share your lose too , if the borrower lost 30% the money you can have only 70% of your money back , and if he gained profit you share some of that with him , and this actually make no room for inflation

  • @xexooo Apply for loan-eg 100.Bank checks wat CASH you withdraw each week/month-eg 10%(the rest u swipe with payment card)They get you to sign a promise to pay(with interest) then CREATE 100(in computer digits)+tap those figures into your account.The 10% CASH is borrowed from the central bank(at national interest rate eg 1%)Ur bank pays that but adds it to your loan!!(Ur bank always charges more than the national rate)Now you start payin back what DID NOT EXHIST until you lent it! =A Debt Slave!

  • THis is funny!

  • wtf?

  • That really isn't the half of the ridiculousness. If anyone is interested and wisesh to be truly appalled look up a video called 'Money as debt', on the fractional reserve system and then never sleep again. One copy here oguCNqCE0Kc

  • @MultiParsley 100% on the money ( if u will forgive the pun ) . I do not believe that most people have fully grasped FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING . I also have reservations about the people who run the system, their organisations , and their marketing / media releases.

  • @MultiParsley ... Seen that and I second your recommendation ...

  • Thing is ,he didn't mention fractional banking system... I give you 1 $ and based on that you can lend 10 or more , depending on the ratio set by the law.

  • @climenttp which is only 2% in Europe...

  • hahahah  "we stick the hydraulics under that" !!!!

  • Muuuuum...Brian wont let me play with his stuff....

  • The next Treasury Secretary!

  • I rather dig a hole in my backyard at keep my money there.

  • banks were originally intended to look after your money but now,

    its to rob every bit they can and create as much profit they can at the cost of whoever.

  • The "Banker" is a fast talker...very slick!

  • True.

  • this guy is a real comedian huh

  • Most economists are market economists. Mwuahaha!

  • It's funny because it's true.

  • Well done

  • build better australia and worse america ; Legend

  • 1:28 genius! lol

  • Jct: Too bad they further the Big Lie that banks lend out their depositors' savings when in reality, they lend out new credits. That's how the reserve ratio money multiplier works. "The banks, of course, do not lend out their depositors' funds. Each and every time a bank makes a loan, new credit is created, brand new money." Graham Towers, Governor of the Bank of Canada, 1939.

  • It's simple... banks charge you money that simply doesn't exist. Which is why I invest in 99.9% pure gold bullion and gold coins... I know my money is always safe.

  • The thing is that letting the market sort itself out works perfectly fine unless Brian, as the government, gives him the $700,000,000,000 - government intervention prevents restabilisation and innovation within the existing (and changing) market.

    Otherwise a sound and amusing piece.

  • @BrutePUNKROCK my definition of inflation is correct. you're just stating a process that will lead to inflation.

    I don't even understand what you're trying to say in the 2nd paragraph, but link me an article describing that view and I will read it.

  • @schizoidchimp Brute has it right here. Inflation is the pumping of money into the system. The symptom of inflation is price increases. Banks like to talk about deflation because they hold assets that have worthless value in the real market and have been bid up because of virtually low interest rates to insane prices. To keep prices high so they dont go bankrupt they pump money into the system by keeping rates at 0%. With current money supply gold should be at $3000/oz. Who is holding the gold??

  • Great. By the way, the true source and substance of wealth is not money - that's just superstition. Wealth is energy - the ability to do useful work - serving human need. The economic crisis is due to the disproportionate amount of energy wasted on supporting those who perform the relatively trivial work of dishing out the money - mostly to themselves - and they can't even get that right :-)

  • When you take out a loan, a bank gives you money it does not have. Therefore if you fall behind in payments take them to court and argue two things: 1. They never had the money to lend you in the first place. 2. According to the US Constitution, only gold and silver coin may be used as money, so the money they lent you was illegal in the first place.

  • "- but shouldnt people be able to afford the things they buy?

    - you dont need to afford the things you buy brian. you need to afford the interest in the money you need to borrow in order to afford things"

    whoa dude

  • many thanks for this video!

  • You're looking after my money? I think it's better off in my sofa!

    I just got charge $5.00 to take out a $20 bill! WOW! Can we revert to paper checks. These banks are getting away with highway robbery!

  • @CALICOTV301 The goal of the bank is to RESET your account.

  • LMAO hahaha "You help build a worst economy, but that was an accident" haha

    Things will sort themselves out, that's what America does lol 

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  • Don't call mom coz then were all fucked, just give him the 700bn dollars and wait for them to get tired of playing or for the mother to die of old age. The real problem will not die of old age unfortunately :(

  • They say ignorance is a bliss, but how many centuries can that last huh? I mean cmon'!... Teach your children how the economy really works, the federal bank that prints your money is as federal as Federal Express, it has nothing to do with your government. Search for Zeitgeist Addendum on the internet and watch it, or if you don't have time, search for "Money - History's Biggest Scam".

  • THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT! Hahaha!

    This shit's got to go - Jaque Fresco

  • Brilliant!

  • lol fucking funny.

  • MUUUUMM!!

  • it just seems crazy unless there not alowed to prit coin or they can print thesame.usa must print loads so why would anyone borrow of them and they shower every country in paper dollars so they can control them.say someone grassed osama up tomorow (lets pretend hes really wanted ) do u think usa care if his price is 25 mil or 25 bil why would they its paper they just made surley that dosnt affect inflation .seems to me that its a way of stealing resources from poor countrys but i no expert brian

  • cant watch vid now stops every sec but i dont get why goverment printing coin makes inflation go up yea it would if they gave everyone a bit but they dont it all goes into to the rich accs.and why would say the uk owe china/us money when they will just print it why dont the uk just print what they need to borrow from them.like us gives egypt 1.3 bil a year but they can just print it then they have control over them why dont egypt print 1.3 themselves cant make inflation go up coz theyd have anyw

  • I think the majority of the people here are failing to see this as the SKIT it was and spiraling off into fact, which I could care less about, jsut the humor of the skit.

  • @Popularitycontestant you sure will be plenty popular with an attitude like that.

  • @Popularitycontestant

    It's political satire; it's meant to provoke serious thought in an entertaining way.

  • Good video however some key factual errors. Banks do not lend money. Certainly not depositors money (which legally they can not lend out).They crate the ILLUSION of lending money by changing your application form into a promissory note. Lots mor down the rabbot hole. Money as Debt videos 1 and 2 are a good start.....

  • @marcodipolo quite correct . Banks MAY write promisory notes that are secured by 10% of deposits held. They may write promisory notes to another bank......which in turn , repays by means of a promisory note.

    It has also been asked why the gold standard was abandoned. Quite simply put, there was not enough money for war repairations ( our biggest single business ? ) . This suited Certain Institutions right down to the ground !

  • I love this video.

    People don't seem to understand that debt only creates more debt. The banks get richer and richer while the econemy gets poorer and poorer which in turn creates what we call a recession.

    In a world where there's a set amount of money and where borrowing money creates a dept (the interest attached to borrowing that amount), where does that money needed to pay that interest come from? Answer: It simply doesn't exist.

  • Bloody fantastic, 2 and a half minutes worth more than an hour from some economist hyped up on the crisis hoping to flog a few more books.

    just look at the like to dislike ratio, Ive never seen it that good!

  • Fucking banks....do without them.

  • Well that was an accident brian, hahahaah

  • Sry article 1 section ten

  • @savelove21 first look up article 10 section one of the us constitution, then look up executive order 11110. Private Central banks create the problems mostly, US didn't have one b4 1913 why do we need one now.

  • That was awesome.

  • mum! brian wont let me play with his stuff.....it's the only money i've got....you're in for it

  • And how do we fight against this......since it is destroying economies....which are based on the little people. I suppose we stop putting money in their banks?

  • I'm laughing when I should start crying xD :'(

  • Why does he say Brian so much?

  • @Dylsauce hahahahahahahha brian ... brian xD

  • @Dylsauce its all supposed to look like a joke, comedic and stupid. Satirical humor. The unfortunate thing about satirical humor is that it pokes fun of something thats true...dammit :)

  • it's funny how this is how it actually works mom being the bought off governments

  • lmao these guys are hilarious

  • He needs money to buy a fucking wig !

  • very good

  • Wrong. Banks lend no ones dollars. They lend the Central bank's money.

  • @vly22 Which are created out of nowhere... quite a business that is.

  • @vly22 your wrong the central banks lend banks money and they have to pay it back,it is quite simple.But because of the lack of being able to look into it without the internet there would not be angry peoplelining up to destroy them,I say being it on.

  • Hahaha.

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  • @StuPedassle711 Nice!!!