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BIg black penises in my poop hole!

ImFayding 4 days ago

Angry Birds went to McDonald's

123Rachee 4 days ago

Angry birds went to McDonald's

123Rachee 4 days ago

That thing is not a chicken o_o

LucineAura 5 days ago

It looks like me after an good meal.

CyborgGrox 6 days ago

best vid evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jowl500 1 week ago

Wth? Lol

CharliesGirl1986 1 week ago

Sombody's got peach fuzz!!!!!!!

KoolCreeper234 1 week ago

Rape Rape

Rave Rave

Great Great

take

a

shave?

SuperAimstermikumiku 1 week ago 2

Youtube is a RANDOM, (mark my words) AWKWARD ROFLMAO websited website.

lolhaha869 1 week ago

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READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLY FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.IF U DONT PASS THIS TO PEOPLE U WILL DIE WITHIN 15 DAYS NOW U STARTED READING DONT STOP.SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN 15 MINS.THEN PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN.THIS IS SCARY IT ACTUALLY WORK

Salmaiscool 1 week ago

wtf is this???

MisseDK92 1 week ago

????

TheDUCKmanofYAY 2 weeks ago

the only thing i could say for the rest of the evening was what the fuck after watching this

antigoneoftheshadows 2 weeks ago

Yes... What the Hell..

AntroyYearha 2 weeks ago

what the hell.... lol

iloveyou10005 2 weeks ago

Still trying to figure out why I clicked on this video...O______O...

kirstykelly11 2 weeks ago

PURE PARTY HARD

vatnec 2 weeks ago

it never get out head O____O

HikariIshimoto 2 weeks ago

you just wasted 22 seconds of my life!!!!!

SharonDarnell98 2 weeks ago

@SharonDarnell98 You clicked 'absurd fat chicken'. What did you expect?

BusymonkeyDK 2 weeks ago

22 seconds of my life that i will never get back.

TheAPC91 2 weeks ago

My new ringtone!

XtermN8RZ 2 weeks ago

Replay over and over again

Dance with me!!

528freddy 2 weeks ago

ich habe mehr erwartet... aber zu diesem video fällt mir nur ein... der 2 kilo spazt auf der fensterbank........

schocko378 2 weeks ago in playlist Pixar (kinder)

I'm a chicken and I find this offensive.

W3R7Y1 2 weeks ago

he's not fist pumping, he's finger-pumping!

alanahCANDY 3 weeks ago 2

Terrible.

SzZsoel1 3 weeks ago

TWEET TWEET ;DDD

TheQem1st 3 weeks ago

he scares meeee

mscutiepie1731 3 weeks ago

i just wondered how a fat chicken lookslike and now i want this one (which i naamed pervis) to sing party rock anthem!

epicdarkcutie 3 weeks ago

My new idol.

Stefanhejhej1 4 weeks ago

The very first bird to FIIIIIIIIIIIST PUUUUUUUUUMP!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! XD

TheGrungeGamer2 4 weeks ago

what a fat parrot

LiviuJETIX 1 month ago

Angry Birds left Finland, and headed to the U.S.

Pinkalicious112 1 month ago 23

@Pinkalicious112 wooooop

INF3darkgreen 3 weeks ago

How did i get here!?!?!

Heibai26 1 month ago 55

@Heibai26 "Desmond the moon bear"

TheMutien 1 week ago

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ionicapeste69 1 month ago

Why in the hell did i just watch this?

JoelB3783 1 month ago

es una merda pero me gusta xd

MultiRazvan2011 1 month ago

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I'm in the weird part of youtube again...

lexieiscool13 1 month ago

rape is that what he said lol

DarkStar6991 1 month ago

um..um guys.... im...im scared

spiog12 1 month ago

I'm in the weird part of youtube again. Well at least this made more since than that video where people rode on a magic unicycle through a cloud of pigs after a genie farted on them.

MrToRo3252 1 month ago

PedoBear Dad.

FluffeyMuffey 1 month ago

WTH :D

TheBosama 1 month ago

heskey will rape you

MrSinghisking12 1 month ago

This has got to be THE greatest thing on Youtube.

MustafaZia4382 1 month ago

i saw this video by typing in fat chicken

hitman3336 1 month ago

how the fuck did I end up here!!??!

phasmatodea1 1 month ago

Fantastic video

hatsoroush23 1 month ago

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY!?!? XD

Lucarrioismyrealname 1 month ago

pretty lame video

mjhoppenworth 1 month ago

I wonder wat wuld happen if I hit dat...wit my car.

REBsgurl420xxx 1 month ago 2

oh... I'm on that part of the internet again

ramtennae 1 month ago 3

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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO DAYS. NOW, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY

MSILOVEDOCTORWHO 1 month ago

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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE . TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO ATLEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON ATLEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WO

darkninetailedfox 1 month ago

00:12 farts??

racionador 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos

im in the creepy bit of youtube...

monthebiffy99 1 month ago

lol hahahahhahaa

dimitristz1 1 month ago

the lyrics of that piece of music have touched my heart inside

MrWiseoldman100 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2

at least it's not bieber :)

rickardjandersson 1 month ago

if this bird were a potato i would eat it

tacostax 2 months ago 2

how can you hate this?!

thebestsims3 2 months ago

HE IS SOOOOOO FREAKIN' COOL !!!

But he looks like a parrot = )

LOVE IT !!!

MrWambo1996 2 months ago

colin's bear animation brought me here.

xxfrandsxx 2 months ago

Dear Youtube

This video exists.

Please fix this.

jamesminnow 2 months ago

Lyrics: Rape, Rape, it Great rape, it gr, great rape, it great rape.

GuyGlitchingGames 2 months ago

Like the music

Situationskomiker 2 months ago

its not good!

XxR3tEkT3cHn0xX 2 months ago

lol gimme back my 22 seconds bitch!

TKDiniz1 2 months ago

lol wtf

sonnyps2 2 months ago

This is the best thing in the universe.

masterbobfrog 2 months ago 3

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‎1. take a deep breath

2. think of someone u like

3. press F10 5 times

4. send this to 5 coments

5. look at ur backround....

aruuraa 2 months ago

this almost look like heavy from team fortress 2

allenlj5165 2 months ago

@allenlj5165 how can it look liek Heavy? NO SANDVICH = NO HEAVY

FishyFish733 2 months ago

I want to kill myself bcaz this video!

youtubian5000 2 months ago

I broke the replay button :-(

seesar0008 2 months ago

sooooo cute!

amity460 2 months ago

cute, i also bought a fat chicken shirt pin last week from the link in the description. you should really buy it.

doodoomayor 2 months ago

You YouTube fans are funny. If its a cartoon its funny, know if it a real person you

YouTube fans start hating on them.

I say - LET THE YOUTUBE GROW WITH ITS GOOD VIDEOS AND ITS NOT SO MUCH NEEDED VIDEOS.

gloue1 2 months ago

rape, rape, its date rape

TheMikePfenning 2 months ago

lol angry birds met burger king !!!!

JoBrosRockMyWorld11 2 months ago 42

I started of watching "aw hell naw" and somehow got here.

africandude1 2 months ago

haha funny,my little cousins laughed so hard at it!! :)

blueMONKYblasterr011 3 months ago

How the fuck is that a chicken?

LarryBundyJr 3 months ago

What is this song? xD

yasmineivy1 3 months ago

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Lol,WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

MhFaNz1 3 months ago

This..Is...Awesome <.<

WikiGame 3 months ago

umm yes i think i speak for everyone when i say...what the fuck was that that just entered my field of vision.

PhreshSeattleBreeze1 3 months ago 2

download link?

Patdfan293 3 months ago

Shit, this one monster of a chicken. I guess that's what makes him absurd. I love that he has a hand :') He can use it to scratch his 5 o'clock shadow.

BlondeCurlsBlueEyes 3 months ago

0:09 it's g... (i can't hold this in, I gotta...FIST PUMP WHILE POINTING!!!)

Dynastyof1000fallen 3 months ago 16

I disliked this cause of hes dancing!!!

rasturamful 3 months ago

@rasturamful wtf HE HAS THA BEST DANCE EVAA!

FishyFish733 3 months ago

@FishyFish733 Yeah if ur high i guess.

rasturamful 3 months ago

@rasturamful NOBODY IS GETTING HIGH JUST ENJOY THE MUSIC AND THA DANCING AND MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING

FishyFish733 3 months ago

this is dumb..

DoctorRib7 3 months ago

I cant stop watching this because its so fundamental

horses18201 3 months ago

bbrwrraaaprp xd

aindibil 3 months ago

Who in their right mind would buy a t-shirt for this?

RGLegoFilms 3 months ago

... Also wenn sich das nach "Fett, fett" anhört, bin ich der Kaiser von China.

Natürlich sagt der "Rape, rape". Das ist ja der Witz bei der Sache.

PS.: Ich würde mir ernsthaft überlegen, mir ein Hörgerät zuzulegen, wenn ich du wäre...

Blackout502 3 months ago

boa leude der sagt:

fett,fett,ich bin fett. -.-

alle immer:" drei,drei"oder"rape,rape"...

jojokillmann 3 months ago

Song Sounds Like Hawaii 5-0 Theme

joachoye 3 months ago

He looks like a Peep marshmallow with an arm! And he sounds like a fat drunk German guy! xD

nuclearzeon 3 months ago

he looks like a peep.

MsNegative24 3 months ago

OH! SO THATS A RUSSIAN BIRD! loaded on Vodka :3

MyRoomReviews 3 months ago

what a great philosophy to live by

MyRoomReviews 3 months ago

Rape rape, It's great rape!

sayyestoyummytacos 3 months ago 136

@sayyestoyummytacos Sounds more like rape rape, date rape!

IrkinWarrierKirt 3 months ago

@sayyestoyummytacos Thanks a lot, now I can't stop laughing

Hheawy 3 months ago

@sayyestoyummytacos that comment made the whole video

ImRiizky 1 month ago

This chicken has beard stubble.

StagnantObserver 3 months ago

how could anyone dislike this video?

KingOfVOST 3 months ago 46

@KingOfVOST they were the one raped acording to sayyestoyummytacos's top comment

theinspeckter 2 months ago

@KingOfVOST maybe because the video is absolutely stupid????

fraoulitsa7777 1 month ago 2

and this is what goes on in charlie sheen's head?!

andy010101legend 3 months ago 2

people will make anything these days

mattxXx13 3 months ago

Peter Griffen LOL

Ms88Dee 3 months ago

Press 9 for the chicken vomiting.

thewolffebros 4 months ago

is he sick or something?????

nathybasketball 4 months ago

fuck toy story man. this is where it's at.

pressure609 4 months ago

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girzellecarvalho 4 months ago

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what is he saying?

cheeseinspace 4 months ago in playlist More videos from lopezdau1

Stupidity conquers all :)))

admirahongos 4 months ago

how did this get 8 mil views?.. wow lol

autumnreign86 4 months ago

What the fuck did I just watch.

ofnumbers 4 months ago 2

This made me high O_O

xxStitchesTwoxx 4 months ago

sounds like its say 'rape its rape rape

Patdfan293 4 months ago 2

OMG I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BillpBakervideo 4 months ago

Why the hell did I watch this over 10 times.

Kowaku 4 months ago

Its the chicken of America!

peacefriendsmusic 4 months ago

Looks like a giant Peeps!!! ^_^

zienkai 4 months ago 2

How did i get here?

nightmarebeforeXmas8 4 months ago

can someone translate the weird noise he is making? :)

sexihottie101 4 months ago

The bird looks my dad and sounds like him :)

TheHoneybun1214 4 months ago

Oh my! why that is quite absurd now isnt it!?

Firespyrt 4 months ago

lol he starts jamming

GleekGirl826 4 months ago

Haha awesome :D

ISternerI 4 months ago

i think it's a male, because of the mustache it has

yedhcas 4 months ago

this is so funny i just craped my pants!

platypusm1a1 4 months ago

How did I end up here?

MaxRideWizardLord 4 months ago

it's sounds like arnold schwarzenegger.. o.e

LivviMaiHenderson 4 months ago

So he just decides to break out into pure jamming at :12

Wond3rr 4 months ago

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The lyrics:

Fail...Fail...The twin fail...i tue pufpufpupudupipuf...Fail,fail...The twin fail...Uarrr

Jeremy14AO 4 months ago 2

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Jeremy14AO 4 months ago

rape...rape.. it's great rape

thesuperreviewers 4 months ago

ABSURD!

ak2304 4 months ago

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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DO DUNT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS N AME WILL APPEAR ON THE SREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

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CandyCharisma 4 months ago

why is a chicken on an island

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