oi, thanks u killed me and brought me back. love, thanks!!
also... dont matter if your not 24 then eh, cause your defo mint as fuck whatever age you are. i dunno its somethin aboot tha auzzie accent too that grabs me by the dick i guess... ur a fuckin doll, id call u a milf but thats like 2001 and shit. just uhm... cheers to you and your daughter to eh!!
Sadly some of that innocence is lost when they start school. They come home with all kinds of words with very interresting pronunciations and even more creative definitions. Your lil gremlin looks too angellic to ever say anything inappropriate :)
The nut doesn't fall very far from the tree. I'm just sayin' hahaha...was that YOU that prank called my cell phone today? I'm on to you chica! Don't make me come to the land down under and whoop your arse! hee hee
I know that dogs often resemble the owners but but I don't have a tail. Oops wrong window
According to my sis Jess is a mini me... I always remember my mum saying when I was around that age "You wait till you have kids of your own" (said in nagging tone) haha now I understand this phrase completely.
Oh YES! she is in for some priceless moments of her very own although I doubt she will ever have opportunity for a boyfriend. Mummy will tag her ankle with a home arrest system linked to google earth. I already have some choice footage ready for her 21st.
Ahahahh Nothing wrong with a good boobie story!:)
peaceouTy
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TAMMpON 2 years ago
i fuck sheep
deano77c 2 years ago
poor sheep
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago
your like 24 how do you have a 7 year old?
omg i love your editing, that shit at the end killed me eh. with the fuckin rap shit, omg. yah u kill!
b.walker*
bwalkerMARIOKART 2 years ago
omg i think i killed a tuber
someone call 911
bring the ping pong paddles - STAT
ahhhh 24 back when there was horse and carriage
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago
oi, thanks u killed me and brought me back. love, thanks!!
also... dont matter if your not 24 then eh, cause your defo mint as fuck whatever age you are. i dunno its somethin aboot tha auzzie accent too that grabs me by the dick i guess... ur a fuckin doll, id call u a milf but thats like 2001 and shit. just uhm... cheers to you and your daughter to eh!!
b.walker*
bwalkerMARIOKART 2 years ago
i think your daughter and i could write a song together!!!
itsBABYSMITH 2 years ago
She's always making up songs, you should hear her heavy metal version of twinkle twinkle little star.
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago
Fortunately, I've thus far only experienced random but *mildly* inappropriate things come from daughter's mouth. Always good for a laugh, though! :)
Johnny1969 2 years ago
Sadly some of that innocence is lost when they start school. They come home with all kinds of words with very interresting pronunciations and even more creative definitions. Your lil gremlin looks too angellic to ever say anything inappropriate :)
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago
The nut doesn't fall very far from the tree. I'm just sayin' hahaha...was that YOU that prank called my cell phone today? I'm on to you chica! Don't make me come to the land down under and whoop your arse! hee hee
SplitPZ 2 years ago
I know that dogs often resemble the owners but but I don't have a tail. Oops wrong window
According to my sis Jess is a mini me... I always remember my mum saying when I was around that age "You wait till you have kids of your own" (said in nagging tone) haha now I understand this phrase completely.
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago
Human bottle feeding. It sounds like a B Movie horror film... ..."and they fed on the human bottles, like zombies!!" lol
cooksterz 2 years ago
haha, that's pretty much spot on
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago
haha!
True5cience 2 years ago
People around us were ha ha! ing all except one old cow who looked like she was ready to drop dead anyway. Hopefully we helped that along for her :)
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago
Kids are so sweet!!
nek1555 2 years ago
My baby girl is clearly sugar n spice and all things nice - NOT! but i still love her to death.
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago
They're the scariest bees of them all.
beatmover 2 years ago
Wait till your almost asleep and sense one of those little bees watching you ready to sting you as soon as you close your eyes.
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago
That's what kids are for.
I love them. Even mine.
2MuChDeAn 2 years ago
Random, Hyper and Often a mystery..how can anyone not love them.
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago
bwhahahaaaa!
hugs, Chris :-)
bugsinrug 2 years ago
I am sure the mummy bright red face hiding moments will continue for many more years to come.
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago
i think you should tell that story to your daughters first boyfriend first time you meet him...that's just fair.
This way you can really share your feelings in that priceless moment with her.
YourPsychoanalyst 2 years ago
Oh YES! she is in for some priceless moments of her very own although I doubt she will ever have opportunity for a boyfriend. Mummy will tag her ankle with a home arrest system linked to google earth. I already have some choice footage ready for her 21st.
poobotsmellyweebum 2 years ago