Alvin Holmes on Beer

[daichi2e]

MULLH

IT DRANK PRETTY GUUUD

[RagnarokDeathMarch]

schwoogies in office lol. Power is the last thing this idiot needs.

[yak6ex]

This idiot is in congresses?

[TheEpisteme]

@yak6ex No, not federal congress, but the Alabama state congress or state legislature or whatever they call it there.

[shhsmom]

Budweisuh, Milluh, Coo-ahs.. All those German names!

[Bleach13]

MILLUH!!!

[bluemystic7502]

So were the hops freed or what? 

[Bebopopotamus]

From Germany? I don't want nobody from other planets bringin' beer into my state!

[MrCaponebmx]

Hahahahaha

[roadwarrior64]

So embarrassed to be from Alabama. It's no wonder we normally rank 49th in everything.

[Ghostchaser43]

One man, one vote is killing us. There should at least be a level of rationality necessary to vote much less hold office.

[luckyjinxer]

FREE THE HOPS!!! He obviously didn't understand the bill. Thank god the bill passes without his vote.

[aguineapig]

Government needs more people like this wonderful man and the likes of Alvin Green. Holmes gets it. Holmes-Green for president 2012!

[PhineasTouch]

Dumbest piece of crap in the world. There is no hope for humanity with people like this on the loose. Lord have mercy.

[JuniperSprouts]

n1gger nonsense

[SwampThizzle]

I love how Black America finds the most nignorant spearchucker jigaboos they can, then elects the assholes for life. A lot of them seem to be named Alvin

[jerzeefranky3475]

the only thing that wouldve made this video better..."clutch cargo"-ing the picture of alvin holmes...

[LILFOOLISH904]

this is obviously lip syncd by another person maybe cris rock this can't be the actual senators voice this is a joke right.

[dingorex]

@LILFOOLISH904 This is an edit of the actual audio feed from the Montgomery capital session a couple of years ago. I have the full floor debate somewhere on my hardrive. But, these guys are indeed a joke, in some sense.

[bruhe]

"From GERMANY?" ROFL That shit kills me every time.

[mbenzgt]

Wat wrong wit da beer we got? Haha

[sailorslax35]

blacks, lol

[ytaccount83]

He is not loco for that Loko, evidently.

[pwnpower]

He ran against Buckwheat and won.

[Riposte8]

why the intro?

[soadfreak21]

who want da beer we got say YEA!!!!!

[unifiedfielder]

@soadfreak21 hahah

[unifiedfielder]

I want da beer!

[Nightwing690]

u retards don't realize that there is a seperate person saying "milluh, and "coors" before him

[RockSteadyVybes]

HAHAHAHAHAHA WHATS WRONG WITH THE YOUTUBEVIDEOS WE GOT!?

[GunterIII]

Hopefully, pretty soon, I will take the 78th District from Mr. "dranks pretty good" and represent the people in a more educated manner...

[vernoneshaw]

In response to (Likesda Taint), what about BUSH DUM WHITE SMELLY TRASHY ASS. Jesus SMELLY WHITE TRASHY CRACKERS!!! ARE JUST FLAT OUT DUM!!

[SlayerofFools]

@vernoneshaw You are a dumbass, illiterate welfare bum aren`t you?

[vernoneshaw]

@SlayerofFools No! but Ur motherfuckin MAMMY IS!!!

[SlayerofFools]

@vernoneshaw Blacktarded are you?

[vernoneshaw]

@SlayerofFools I wish that u and i could meet up!!!!

[SlayerofFools]

@vernoneshaw You don`t know how scared people get, when random welfare bums make threats over the internet!:))))))

[vernoneshaw]

@SlayerofFools This is last reply because how crazy am i to lower myself to trailor trash level who hides behind a computer goodbye!!!!!!

[Nutbustin1]

@vernoneshaw It is trailEr, not trailOr

[pwnpower]

Who the FUCK ran AGAINST him??? Buckwheat from the little fuckin' rascals? What the fuck, man!?

[chub4play]

Translated: Alvin did not get his "envelope" to support this

[VoltronShakespeare]

Uncle Ruckus?

[Xcyper33]

I lol'd and I'm black. (Not from South though)

[TheGreatTeddy]

Lesson #1, do not live in a shitty state like Alabama.

[LikesdaTaint]

Jesus Niggers are unbelieveable

[cali22boi]

@LikesdaTaint so are whites who use the internet to get away with racial slurs....

[Godzilla00X]

i would love to see this guy have a debate with obama

whats wrong with the health care we got

[orly444]

Alvin Holmes is one of the deepest political people in the history of Mankind. He's deeper than Montesquieu, Voltaire, Robespierre, and Thomas Jefferson combined.

[EmperorEva0001]

FROM GERMANY?

[KickMeAndCancel]

What's wrong wit the comments we got?

Luiszephryr

clockworkmike83

Heroyesterday

they read pretty good

[latoyalewis]

omg u are hilarious!

[BrendanIsCool]

@KickMeAndCancel frrrrrrunkis

[luiszephyr]

Millllluh, Cooooooooooooooors

[clockworkmike83]

When ever an elected offical's first words that comes out of his mouth is YO! Just walk out on him, turn your back and walk away. The rest of this is so hilarious it borders on almost being unreal. I hope this guy was elected OUT of office or is soon on his way

[Heroyesterday]

This is a prime reason skip ever visiting 'Da Saouf'.

[lictor313]

and american's wonder why no one respects them...

[TheSnobles]

I know! came in Mercedes is my favorite part

[latoyalewis]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Is this for REAL??? Free the hops!!! LMAO!!!! Germany?! Came in with Mercedes. this is hilarious!

[abergethirty]

@latoyalewis They are just a group of Alabama citizens that wanted to be able to walk in a bar and order a Guinness or Bass Beer. Due to the unreasonably low alcohol content, the only beer available is domestic. Once raised, imported specialty beers can be stocked in Alabama bars. I'm glad I live in state where I can order a Guinnesse or Bass Beer.

[eahennin]

That's not entirely true. You could order Guinness and Bass, and Sweetwater, Becks or Sam Adams. You just couldn't have any beer over 6% ABV. Many, many gourmet and craft beers were not available. This bill passed, after 4 years of assholes like Alvin Holmes.

Plus, FTH is fighting for more than just higher ABV in beers. This year, they've got a bill that would allow breweries within the state to serve samples of their product while guests are on tour, like every other state.

[haloseventyfour]

"miller, Coooooooors" LOL

[p20]

Is there another video or site on youtube so i can find out what else he says next...  cant just leave us hanging at "from germany?!?!?"

[dubbeltokker]

free the hops

[p20]

whas wrong with de beer we got.. hahahhah I'm from alabama.. This is hilarious. I never heard him talk before. This doesnt sound real..

[Joker71163]

I live right outside Montgomery, and it's real!! They play him all the time on the local news!! He's a joke, but is the leader of the black community!! It's really kind of sad, but still damn funny!! IMO

[johnniewalker151]

typical affirmative action black!

[loltheworld]

The more you listen the more it just sounds like MUUHHHH

[KingOfAllNoobs]

these are young people from...i would say, germany

FROM GERMANy??

[taylo415]

GERMANY!?!?!?

[Skizla]

When your state is ranked #43 on the list of best educated states things like this turn from funny to sad.

[edanrock]

MILLUHHHH...COOHHHRSS

[bmovieshowcase]

budweizuh whut else

MUUUWU

[JLAudio7]

DRANK PRETTY GOOD

[ChuckBullets]

That is one ignorant motherfucker.

[IGotDoucheChills]

This guy gives me the douche chills

[STPMech]

"it drank pretty good" Back to Apefreaka you moron.

[deinse81]

This is fun. We should have a retard telling us what beers we're allowed to buy in every state.

[taylo415]

FROM GERMANY?!?!

[catoniccinotac]

Alvin Holmes Hates German People.

[rubidium3]

Thank goodness this bill was passed! Someone needs to break out a map for the 'representative'!

[TheFunnybone]

I will use the term...uh...from maybe from Germany.

From Germany!?!!?

[KyleAC]

MILLUH.. COOOOORS.

FROM GERMANY?!?!

[lyon002]

Here is a perfect example of how Affirmative Action is flawed. This guy clearly failed the 7th grade but somehow is an elected official.

[lyon002]

As well you should hear neverending criticism of affirmative action. I can't think of anything more blatently racist. To reward one over another purely dependent on race is just ridiculous.

No one owes anybody anything. The thought that someone is born owing another because of things that neither controlled or experienced is a joke.

The only thing a person in the US should be owed is the right to live, everything else is product of the work that person puts in to achieve.

[gotmypearls]

lyon002- You forgot liberty and the pursuit of happiness...

The reason affirmative action was implemented a few *decades* ago is a direct result of the LEGAL denial of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness to a percentage of the population for centuries.

Not sure how he is an example of affirmative-action, either...elections are completely differenty entities.

[lyon002]

Gotmypearls - you have a fair point on affirmative action not being the case here.

But for all races to be equal, they must be treated like equals - not rewarded or treated special for some past wrongdoing to achieve a political reparation. If that is the case, where is the ending, when does it become enough?

I understand the idea to help a race of people get back into the mainstream a few decades ago. NOW, it is racism unto itself - contradicting the reason it was implemented.

[SlayerofFools]

@lyon002 It`s not affirmative action because black voted for this moron, just because he is black...

[SlayerofFools]

@gotmypearls Pursuit of happiness means you take care of yourself, not that other people take care of you. And it has lasted since the 70s, meaning a four DECADES! Slavery was abolished 145 years ago and over 600 000 whites died in the War of Secession. Life? I shouldn`t even bother with lying radical s.o.b.s I`m happy I live in Europe and not in your basket case of a country! It`s not a.a. because this clown was voted by blacks for being black like Marion Barry!

[TheJudge4097]

WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!??? What in the hell does nepotism have to do with Alvin Holmes being a blatant fucking idiot!??? By using your current rationale, you are actually arguing against your own talking point. Do you want the state of Alabama to advance? OR Do you want morons like Alvin Holmes be elected officials? Very simple. Oh and by the way, YOU ARE A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT.

[TheJudge4097]

Oh really??? I am trying to destroy the world, huh? Let's recap...the tone and "context" of your original post basically condones and for the most part "stuck up for" Alvin Holmes. Pardon me for being such a "reactionary spaz" last time I checked it is total fucking idiots like this guy and yourself who are destroying the world. Don't know if you have turned on the television lately but the idiot you probably elected president is the one trying to destroy things these days.

[s0undtribe]

Shut the fuck up you dolt, everyone stopped bothering with your opinion when you said thumbs up and down is a good measure of public opinion.

[TheJudge4097]

Just as a side bar...the "thumbs up/thumbs down" feature is a pretty good measure of the public sentiment on your opinion.  Just thought you might want to check out your original posts considering you feel so adamant about such an unpopular stance. Also, sorry the healthcare plan to get your "free shit" didn't quite make it chump...

[lcchill]

@lyon002 Let's not act like there are not several white politicians this dumb as well.

[lyon002]

@lcchill

"I ain't never heard nobody..." Ladies and Gentlemen you've just heard a Triple Negative. Please inform the monks who wrote the english language that Alvin Holmes has just altered it to his liking.

Lcchill, you're probably right. Let's ask the Georgia House Representative who thought that the island of Guam could "tip over" due to the weight of an increased troop presence. I bet he could help find one.

[lcchill]

@lyon002 Your just showing your ignorance by acting like their are no white politicians who should not be in their positions of power.

[Monkeysniffer08]

@lcchill

I don't think anybody would deny the fact that there are plenty of dumb politicians - regardless of color.

The point is that Alvin Holmes has to be among the most unintelligent.

[ytaccount83]

@lcchill is absolutely right. There are plenty of dumb white politicians. The democratic party's over 9000% white.

[Kitchinsink3]

@ytaccount83 What's wrong with the white politicians we got?!

[SlayerofFools]

@ytaccount83 9000 % white???? When did you drop out of grade school? And the Democrat Party is the party of minorities and affirmative action.

[blackhawks116]

@lyon002 he probably passed 7th grade, making this a perfect example of what our "lowest common denominator" approach to education produces

[randman1980]

Democrats at work. Im willing to bet this guy was a huge obama supporter.

[clockworkmike83]

"It Drank Pretty Good Dont it?!?!" HAHA!! If this guy can be a Representative, I'm going to be fucking President!!!

[fernanties]

I'm from Alabama, and I think this video is funny as hell. It's embarrassing that everyone else is under the impression that all Alabamians are this retarded. BTW How did this guy make it through law school. Yes, he attended law school. WTF?

[somnolent49]

It's funny when somebody mentions something happening in the south and a southerner feels compelled to speak up and tell us how the entire region doesn't suck as much as we think it does. You guys should really just own up to the fact that you live in a terrible, terrible state full of bigots, racists, biblethumpers and morons with few if any redeeming qualities.

[TheSteenroller]

I have lived in both the Northeast and the Southeast. I have experienced as much bigotry and racism in NYC as I did in my hometown in MS. There may be even more in NYC where even minorities have prejudice against another minorities. And BTW.. coming from where I come from.... knowing how I was raised.... I can tell you that at no time did any of our upbringing ever include classes on hating minorities. Take a trip or two before you start talking out of your ass that looks so much like a mouth.

[SlayerofFools]

@somnolent49 It`s funny that I`m not a Southerner but I feel like telling you that you`re a dumb faggot!

[swenocha]

Milluh...

[dcmack1984]

Cou-uhs

[qprhooligan]

fo shizzle

[slyputz]

Why are they in government and not out choppin cotton?

[schizrade]

.... Jesus Christ.... time to start the population thinning.

[mystikilo]

This is why there should be an IQ test prior to voting. The bill was to help with local brewers getting their product to the masses not some German driving a Mercedes... w t f ...

[Entityofme1]

Yes what is wrong with the grammar that we already have? It works substantially well doesn't it? I mean I have never heard of anyone complaining about the grammar that we already have. It works fairly well doesn't it? Yes where do these people come from that we elect as our state officials? I would use the term or answer that question in that these officials came from the Birmingham municipal zoo....

[ugottrolled]

wats sum of dem oder beirs we gots

[danieljdeal]

who elects these people? He's from Montgomery. What an embarrassment.

To the person referring to Alabamians as retarded, if you live next to Alabama you have no room to talk

[FreeThinker2009]

This guy makes Al Sharpton look like Einstein

[jacktheripper300]

I live right next to Alabama. Yes, they are, in fact, that retarded. More so that Floridians and Georgians which I thought impossible prior to hearing this awesome clip.

[bigbillthaboss]

I am from Alabama and I am here to say that this is not how we sound. How the hell did this guy make it this far up the political poll talking like this?! "IT DRINK PURTY GOOD DON'T IT?!" wtf....

[ppate1]

It Drank ....

[kennyfreakinrocks]

They aren't from germany, apparently - the sponsors aren't sure why he said 'germany'. It's a grassroots organization founded by local breweries, bars and beer enthusiasts.

[raverjames21]

What an imbecile. Who elects these people? Well with the three choices of bud, miller, and coors, we should all be satisfied. I mean, we should forget about the thousands of other breweries in the world. This guy is part of the problem with AL government.

[playntraffic]

Miller

[Nathantok7]

CORS!

[Kitchinsink3]

From Germany?!?!

[jumpoutatree]

they shouldn't have cut it... sounds like he was about to blow his stack.

[taylo415]

yeah, what kind of a foudnation is that?

from Germany!?!?!

[JuniorRap]

Actually Rep. Holmes is an exceedingly intelligent man. He is a university professor with extensive knowledge of world history. But intellect and historical knowledge aside, the man is a riot! And he's also a showman. I sincerely believe that he gets off on tricking people into thinking that he's an incompetent, rambling, know-nothing when, in fact, nothing could be further from the truth, except maybe the rambling part!

[UDavidT]

i sincerely believe that your retarded.

[JuniorRap]

I sincerely believe that you would be well served by a quick lesson in grammar.

Lesson 1: "your" is the possessive form of you; it shows belonging

"you're" is a contraction; a combination of the words "you are"

Example: "Your choice to call me retarded is quite ironic considering that you're unable to differentiate between the proper usage of possessives and contractions."

Despite his ridiculousness, Alvin Holmes knows the difference between the two! Perhaps you could learn from him!

[UDavidT]

this is the internet faggot no one is impressed.

i dont use correct grammar or spelling on the internet because i would allow me to deliver my messages out faster.

I am not trying to impress anyone or anything.

Alvin holmes is a faggot.

[taylo415]

bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Listen to the man! I don't care if he taught you some bullshit at some Montgomery County community college, the man is a total putz.

[gnarkill87]

FROM GERMANY??? lolacaust

[holytroz]

MILLUH

[jadbronson]

everybody see the leprechaun say "yeah"!

[XxSTICH666xX]

lol did he run for office or run from an officer.

[porsche084]

Dumb Nigger!!

[thedumbscreen]

You are a loser porsche & an embarrassment to which ever race you belong to but mostly you are an embarrassment to the human race.

[mixer14316]

illinsmitty. You are in your forty first year, and you use the word every instead of ever? Good grief. You have the balls to laugh at someone else's grammar? LOL.

[illinismitty]

Oh no, it's the internet forum grammar police! I never claimed to have perfect grammar. If you are equating my typo to his speech, then you are an idiot.

[KolYma89]

IT DRANK PRETTY GOOD DON'T IT

[KamikaziNinjaStriker]

Milluh!

[WilliamWileyMathews]

House Bill Passed. Vote was 49 yea 37 nay.

[MDwithanAK]

he was arrested for suspected DUI. most likely not on gourmet beer.....

[illinismitty]

Congratulations Alvin, you are the dumbest politician I have every heard in my 40 years on this earth. "It drank pretty good. What wrong with the beers we got?" You speak with arrogance and sound like a complete idiot. I will answer your question. The "beer you got" is mass produced, watery, and boring. It's the McDonald's hamburger of beer. How about you let the citizens decide what type of beer they want to drink? Some of us would like a quality brewed beer. What would be the harm?

[dingorex]

Unfortunately Alabama is in the hard liquor business with dozens of ABC stores run by Muntgumbry.

FREEDOM!!!!!

WOLVERINES!!!!!

ELIMINATE ALL TYRANTS!!!!!

....i'm not drunk, by the way.

[FiveAgainstOne]

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunkis!

[TomMSTie]

RAMONE!

[angela1894]

He sounds like one of Richard Pryor's characters.

[TOL1488]

Black people sure seem to pick the best leaders.

[slizzler1]

SoftCREAMY BEIGE PUS GIRL IS A CERTIFIED LUNATIC EVERYONE. SHE'S LOST HER MIND. SHE'S ON YOUTUBE 24/7 BABBLING NOTHING BUT THE SAME BORING MESSAGE ALL THE TIME. SHE'S BITTER AND LOW SELF-ESTEEMED BECAUSE HER BLACK GQ BOYFRIEND GOT FED UP WITH HER DEMANDING LUST FOR HIM AND KICKED HER OUT OF HIS CONDO. SHE FOUND OUT HE HAD MORE PLEASURE IN BUYING A PET PARROT TO REPLACE HER- THE PARROT TALKS ALOT LIKE SHE DOES, BUT MAKES MORE SENSE.

[angela1894]

He sounds like one of Richard Pryor's characters.

[kbeats]

Milluh!  Hahahahaha

[douglasemc]

LLLLINGERRRR LONGERRRRR!!!

[pillowtoast]

Fuck you Alvin Holmes. I think we can officially say that "Stupid Fucking Nigger" is it's own language cuz this ape sure isn't speaking English.

[dingorex]

Before I delete your message, why call him an ape? I don't think being called an ape is racist, but evolutionary dogma straight from Darwin's pen. The guy speaks funny, but so do I to Northern Yankees. The audio is funny in the use of language --not posted to be racist in any way.

[philbruskin]

the man knows his beer

[JG129]

hahaha

[dingorex]

I posted this for the humorous use of English.

The ethnicity of the speakers is ancillary.

[AkumaHokoru]

welcome to youtube where everything is racist.

[Peter7Paul]

FUCK, I meant 0:43 "cooahs uh"

[Peter7Paul]

0:33 "cooahs uh"

[Peter7Paul]

0:44 "cooahs uh!"

[vinnyblanqo]

this is a fuckin classic. we recite this shit at my job all the time. this needs to be a commercial. LMAO!!

[tmanxxxx]

mercedes? what's wrong with the cars we got? the cars we got drink and drive pretty good. i aint ever heard anyone complain about the cars we have.

what's the name of some of them other cars?