Ask A Ninja : Question 47 : "Ninja Movie Pitch"

[47Silvanus]

Woot! Doctor Who reference!

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

..i forgot the question...

[powerup3005]

my brain was literally about to burst with awesomeness.

[bdeanr]

I will have my people stab your people

[tbonejmac09]

lol... Wow. Out of all the Ninja videos I've seen thus far, I think this is the only one he's cussed in.

[blueninja987654321]

hold on. just wait a second. ok. now say that all over again but about five-ish times as slow. k? k

[darroth42]

i feel like i just watched every movie in the world.

[bass4onelastfriday]

Sounds like a Michael bay movie

[FyrFlicker]

i.... i somehow fallowed all that o.o

[ibotah]

I should seriously make this movie... or someone should.... and NOT strait to video

AND JESSICA ALBA IS BEAUTIFUL XD

[ibotah]

I should seriously make this movie... or someone should.... and NOT strait to video

[artsyfartsy1998]

This is so awesome, but it's the least original thing ever.

[SurgeTheDarkKnight]

You lost me.

[carnifex35]

I'm sold!

[secret00agent00man]

He's not a ninja... I can see him. :P

[wolfsorrow1]

@secret00agent00man

stfu

[secret00agent00man]

@wolfsorrow1

This is like the 9th comment I've received this week from asshats like you who reply to my 2+ month old comments.

[wolfsorrow1]

@secret00agent00man  aww look at u trying to curse like a big boy :D how cute, get over urself

[secret00agent00man]

@wolfsorrow1

Your affection towards me is rather nerve racking. You're only patronizing yourself, and I suggest you stop for your own good. The internet is full of dangerous people, like that guy over there. *diverts eyes*

[wolfsorrow1]

@secret00agent00man

yeah.. u jsut believe someone has affection for u....

[secret00agent00man]

@wolfsorrow1

I don't 'jsut' believe anything. You yourself said that I was cute. I, and the rest of the YouTube community, find that rather awkward.

[wolfsorrow1]

@secret00agent00man ...u need out

[secret00agent00man]

@wolfsorrow1

And 'u' 'jsut' lost the game.

[GrandSupremeDaddyo]

Why hasn't this gone viral?

[2Dement3D]

I think every movie ever made was in his movie pitch... o.o

[IAmNobodey]

i would watch that movie.

[AntixD1337]

That might be a 4 day movie.

[slashinator]

Blade runner (y) haha

[radar1020]

xD this movie is great!

[XXhampstXX]

"HIS NAME... is Shaggy McParker."

That made me laugh, for some reason...

[JDBW]

I'd pay money to see this

[aimike3]

...W...T...F... ROTFLMAOQWERTY

[serhyrania]

talking about random stuff xD

no kidding, it is going to be awesome if someone took this idea :)

[FawltyFish]

Who would the best director for this? Or should it be some sort of join project/collaboration

[proddster]

@FawltyFish tarantino and burton

[FawltyFish]

Oooooh, now that would be a combo, and of course it should be in the Grindhouse style...my only concern would be that Tim Burton would try to force Johnny Depp in it somehow.

[Apathy132]

"there was art there" lmfao!!!!

[herrandmaryalicee]

watch this and get FULL LENGTH MOVIES for freE NO0W: -~>->~>-> freemovie bonanza. c O m

My favouriate movie is 3 Idiots because:-1. It is a good passtime with good funny jokes throughout the movie.2. It is of Aamir Khan who is my favouriate actor.3. The concept of the movie is something different.

[skarmory93]

Thanks to the help from an immortal scottish robot warrior :P Lmaooooo

[FawltyFish]

That would be the most awesome movie ever. The Ninja should be played by Samuel Jackson, the Scientist by Sean Connery,and the pirate by Will Farell. It should be six hours long.

[cackys123]

OMFG that would be amazing

[arewhyayeenn]

this movie would be like 12 days long haha.

[biskit460]

My brain exploded

[JackRussman3]

THEY HAVE TO MAKE THIS MOVIE!!!

[MetalSonicMkIV]

SECONDED!

[Razzrazz90]

THIS MOVIE WOULD F*CKING RULE!!!!

[erd249]

I lost count of the number of pop culture references. Anyone get higher then thirty-eight?

[s1ashy666]

lol sounds like the script for 007 moonraker...lol

[Robotheadproductions]

That should be a real movie

[sasorirules912]

HAHAH LLOLZ shia la buffff

[TensaZangetsu103]

that would be the best movie ever

[Gray963]

Coolest fuckin movie ever. I hope it's at least a book. Please, someone make this movie!

[tboneonthedobro]

but only if we can get shia lebouf

[TheDirectorofFoo]

I seriously asked him this one!!

[Deathbysodamachine]

i'd watch that movie! lol

[supadupastrika36]

o shi i got sword on my head...."falls death"

[Angeryfarmerbob]

3:12 to 3:19 lol xD

[1yellowkarp1]

brillant

[swedishbutcher]

hahaha that is some random bullshit

[michaelsproductions]

2:11 LOL!

[Cheesy142]

how do you do that time link thing?

[michaelsproductions]

You just type in the time code that you want to put down.

[cloud66]

lol

[silvertwist]

home alone was a reference in it too

[02AttewillT]

ahhh plagerism is a fantastic tool. I wonder if anything that he wrote is his own idea, lol.

But I agree, I would see this film if it was made

[badnamemakers05]

ha ha i would watch that movie sounds interesting.

[LegoBoy151]

Mutant Dinosaurs who I'm thinking can talk and I'm thinking are the cast from Oceans 13

LOL

[LegoBoy151]

i will have my people stab your people

LOL

I've got places to hide and people to kill

LOL

[xandus1]

i'd see this movie

[LarksBragg]

this movie HAS to be made!

[SanjiKunTheLoveCook]

you got a ninja and a pirate, a pretty unlikely pair XD

i still wonder who started this lol

[khonigwolf180]

radioactive dinosaurs. I'm thinkin they can talk, and i'm thinking they're played by the cast of Ocean's 13.

[rockstar1060]

ohh yeah chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin and this spiecies is now known as a girraffe so watch it if you come across a guy in a suit of the ninja called chucky swang fei

[mrk120]

i would watch it!LMAO XD

[megopotty233]

i still think the ask a ninja ninja is chuck norris

[megopotty233]

mmm boiled rabbits

[Alzorthegreat]

i would totaly watch that movie o.o!! it sounds supreme!

[iONComedy]

"I'm sorry your God Damned chicken got cold!"

BRILIANT

[Timothy2142]

lol this movie makes no sense at all

(kinda like Mummy 3, but that was pretty good so I'd watch this jumbled mess of a movie.)

[T0rp4u]

that movie makes absolutely no sense at all, but i would definatly watch it for the fact that I don't want to be asassinated by the Ninja

[Millard3]

that was brilliant. that would be the coolest slash funniest slash coolest again movie ever.

[AFMountaineer2000]

Id see it

[XXL2oo]

References I noticed - In order Doctor Who Titanic Shaggy Dog Spider-Man Harry Potter Raiders of the Lost Ark E.T. Wizard of Oz Tron Shrek Alien Son of Satan The Da Vinci Code Jurassic Park Oceans 13

[Carpatitin]

white shark and his mother? I don't know why but the first thing that went threw my mind after that was sephiroth and his mother O.o

[zincwad]

whon

[gestapo81]

that story makes more sense than all the harry potter movies :)

[PandaStudios]

I'd pay to see that movie. :O

[Gon4zi]

I'm lost i got lost after 1:09 hehehehhe he has a freeky story but I would love this to become a movie

[hawkmore]

Flak! not only would i but thr33 copies of that movie but i would persionally tie myself to a tree with a shurikin hanging right beside me and congratulate him on this production right before he took my life.

Love ya man! Pieces

[babyluz]

i love this guy hahahaha...he goes from one story to another LOL!!

[schiffer606]

rofl, all of his papers are blank.

[Omegatron666]

They're not black, it's written in a special kind of ink that only ninjas can see.

[sadderday]

that would be the greatest movie of all time

[kouriichi]

XD i would buy 4 copys of this movie!

[WSXtv]

I would buy thr33

[WolfenFuhrer]

Oh, And this would be the most friggin awesome movie ever made.

[WolfenFuhrer]

I wrote a paper for school similar to this. I was pitching for a movie and I thought this was the perfect idea. To rip off of all the hit movies.

[christonejazz]

Love'd his al pachino impression at the end there, not shabby at all!!

[ALomovica]

Buhahahaha!!!!

[perdedoronline]

lol! so many movies

[dlod666]

i would so see that movie

[scottlind1]

im so going to the premier of the movie.

[nickelshotnight]

lol, let's see, I caught home alone, shrek, the Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Tron (i think), Spiderman, The Shaggy Dog, Pirates of the Carribean, Indiana Jones (the ark thing), ummm....yeah my brain started to hurt after that. 0__0

[TheSpongeShinobi]

if someone makes that movie he's gonna be sued by a lot of people for breaking the copyright laws of a lot of movies

[oyon4ever]

that my friend is a cleaver rouse,

[Willy1191]

i would go see this movie. sounds awsome and fun. lol

[Sonicisgod]

Thats gonna be one BADASS movie!

[DayIncorperated]

Fatal Attraction + The Sixth Sense + Titanic + The Fly + Spiderman + Miracle on 34th Street + Noah's Arc + E.T. + The Wizard of Oz + Raging Bull + Lord of the Rings + Tron + Shrek + The Nightmare Before Christmas + Ocean's 13 + This one Star Trek episode I saw which was pretty sweet + The DaVince Code + American Pie + Austin Powers.

Damn.

[Altorin]

you missed about 40 of the movie references, but it's a good start ;)

[NotTheRealSlimShady]

Home Alone was in there, lol

[Sonicisgod]

the thing that repeats its self with slight variations... One episode from X-Fails where Mulder and Scully keep getting blown up!

[purklefluff]

to Sonicisgod:

groundhog day =P.

[Sonicisgod]

Giant ball loks like a space station in the beggining probobly death star thing star wars!

[Azaraththe1]

also the matrix hey, the part about it keeps happening over and over with slight variations

[jlbawesome]

That is hilarious!!

[milkman350]

best movie ever

[BlackWolfMan2]

one of the funyest pitch i have ever seen

[IAmRealNinja]

O.o I lost him once he started explaining the movie... too many different things in one movie...

[Moth3rfuck3r]

LMFAO i love this guy he is so god damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!i cant stop laughing i know im going to die at the next one...! omg this is how he kills us without PRINTS HE MAKES US LAUGH TO DEATH!!!!!

[doop01]

I lost him at 2:30 lol

[wingedhamham]

ROFL!  My brain hurts. Haha

[eyesack9]

6 hour movie lol

[paniconda]

yeah....PENIS right?

[Orromis7]

Wow... if anyone watched that movie, I think their mind would implode. o_o;

How long did it take you to come up with that? >_>

[cheekyass123]

the ninja kinda look overweight dontcha think? Hes a fatass.

[SanjiKunTheLoveCook]

in the earler episodes (with the red background)he used to be fatter xD

oh well, as long as he kills it's np :P

[cheekyass123]

used too? Theres no difference between then and now. Im not sure bout now but heck who cares... as long as hes funny.

[SanjiKunTheLoveCook]

+1, nothing more to add XD

[kmin2]

haha shaggy mcparker.

[ThePhantomPantheon]

i want to see that movie...

but i would probably die.

[someidiot420]

thats one long ass movie! lol

[amirah21]

i support the movie.. i would watch it over and over again.. love the "plot" random like me

[Airoforce]

Did anybody manage to keep track of the movies referenced?

[Eliwoodemblem]

Uuh, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Titanic... a dog... uuh Spiderman. Uuh, lost him after this, but I think I got E.T. Dunno about the Ring and computer virtual world. Uuh, the animated Ogre must be Shrek, I'M THINKING... I lost him until Dejavu. "Keeps happening over and over again with slight variation" then The Davinci Code. Dane Cook is a comedian.. and I lost everything else except him saying "Ocean's 13" XD

[chingamanini]

oh and at he end of the movie a kid name stone (me) kills the ninja and becomes a ninja himself then he kills the evil wizard with the time machine and becomes a half ninja half wizard yeah its a good movie with me in it then he takes the ball of stuff

[assnemesis]

i like the fact that the ninja movie is just one big randomness of already existing movies :P

[Saurian3]

they should mak movie, it would be AWESOME!

[ShadowCheezit]

Shia....la boof. xD

[shuuushii]

lol, Lost arc....sold to gangsters,

DAMN FUNNY!

[osoqiktsi]

to make matters worse, or hilarious. lol

[Zeronightx]

lolololololol, about the most random, stupid, yet freaking funniest "movie" I've ever heard.

The Al Pacino thing just took the cake though, rofl.

[tonymeister18]

that was al pachino as a mutant dinosuar. ha

[vperun]

pure genious...lol i love him :)

[kellhiro]

GREATEST PODCAST EVER!!!!!!!!!

[oladipodo]

yes so freaking funny

[josher22222]

rofl pure randomness

[SDrummer07]

Myabe if i watched the movie, i would be able to follow the storyline. XD

[isaiasnaruto]

the most boring video

[Bergenpferd]

fantastic! just brilliant!

i luv this ninja sensless stuff! :D

[talkohn]

Becareful what you wish for ninja! (someone might pickup that script!)

[nacholover94]

i would watch that movie

[Videosurfer101]

Pure Imagination.

[OrionDenali]

The Postman always rings your neck!? R O F L !!!

[llamasausage]

omfg lol

i would buy like 37 copys of that

then force the world to watch!!!!!

[DandatheMage]

I support this Post

[Tuikkal]

Best. Plot. Everrr.

[squid64]

ive taught an adolescant magician the meaning of christmas too!

[CarrotDuff]

Brilliant Home Alone impression

[applezest]

this may be my favorite! love the shaggy dog.

[Stranger2TheRain]

Amazing, haha

[tcomshere]

sounds like a trilogy... in the form of awesome!

[Tehsoutherncross]

one word.... awesome.

[ExKGBCancer]

man i want to be involved in that movie.

[Tehsoutherncross]

god.... that sound's awesome, it awesome sound's like a 5 and 3/4 hours but!!! I will see it anyday of the week KEEP POSTING!!

[nomadikk]

When is this movie debuting? I'm going to fandangio the tickets!

[deelightfulfulness]

lol

[rstaekwando]

that was a movie

[southparkgirl101]

DUDE I WOULD SO WATCH THAT MOVIE!!!!!

[xXBrockSamsonXx]

One of my favorite. Usually he has 1 or 2 good liners in each video, but I laughed through this entire one.

[Darkmysterio23]

wow so many movies tied into that  bravo lol

[ffxiswage]

this has to be my favorite episode, i was laughing the whole time. dont ever stop!

[LyfSukz]

"And that my friend, is a clever ruse."

O RLY!?

NO WAI!

[littledoug5]

Brillian he has a real gift

[Phanozeru]

HOLY SHIT

[shadowo10]

lol sheiala boof its pronounced buff

[shadowo10]

lol

[DemonWithin911]

lmfao wtf xDDDDD

[king4wheel]

lol

[ThatsSoBS]

LOL Just WOW. best movie idea ive ever heard. it has everything action, drama, comedy and even a love triangle + its so Original. I wonder where he gets his great movie ideas.