Chow knee more fong knee yow fong-ma ah gwai-lo, fong fong ten ten tow chu chom yan le-lo. You yunlun vun-gi fong nai young ma ah gwai-lo, knee-showa knee-yow chow lah-gom yun yeh loh. Assu ze ma zo zo...*insert some fucked up voice*...HONEY MA FO ME YOW FOW AH GWAI-LO, WHO THREW A THUMBTACK HO THUM-TUM YANG LEE LO. YOU SHOE A HI-KNEE GOOCHI LIE AH GWAI-LO, YAH-YAH YOU THREW A HOW TOM TOM YANG LEE LO. ASSUA CHI MAH-HA ZO ZO PS. mychouny why? why did you do this to us its killing us.............
There is a ringtone for this. Copy and paste the name in the search bar, the type ringtone. There should be a website with it thats something like 'Ardnik'...
Only for android and apple.
For windows u need to get a recording app from the marketplace. Just being a friendly neighbour :D
@WarboNotHobo My Mandarin is crappy, but what they're basically singing about is taking a virgin's virginity, d**k, a**, and p***y. Hence the name of the song is called sticking the "bamboo rod" in the "dragon lake" (shudders)
"Chow knee more fong knee yow fong-ma ah gwai-lo, fong fong ten ten tow chu chom yan le-lo. You yunlun vun-gi fong nai young ma ah gwai-lo, knee-showa knee-yow chow lah-gom yun yeh loh. Assu ze ma zo zo...*insert some fucked up voice*...HONEY MA FO ME YOW FOW AH GWAI-LO, WHO THREW A THUMBTACK HO THUM-TUM YANG LEE LO. YOU SHOE A HI-KNEE GOOCHI LIE AH GWAI-LO, YAH-YAH YOU THREW A HOW TOM TOM YANG LEE LO. ASSUA CHI MAH-HA ZO ZO..."
They're singing folk songs from south-western China (Yunnan/Sichuan) . The lyrics are *very* suggestive with multiple poetic references to sex, ass and genitalia.
The title of this song is loosely translated to 'sticking the bamboo pole into the dragon lake'... you should know what it really means.
now ya know chonny parents be jamming to this song in the car and he got addicted to them <3 :D just like me i listen to a song and i start listening to it :P
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Chow knee more fong knee yow fong-ma ah gwai-lo, fong fong ten ten tow chu chom yan le-lo. You yunlun vun-gi fong nai young ma ah gwai-lo, knee-showa knee-yow chow lah-gom yun yeh loh. Assu ze ma zo zo...*insert some fucked up voice*...HONEY MA FO ME YOW FOW AH GWAI-LO, WHO THREW A THUMBTACK HO THUM-TUM YANG LEE LO. YOU SHOE A HI-KNEE GOOCHI LIE AH GWAI-LO, YAH-YAH YOU THREW A HOW TOM TOM YANG LEE LO. ASSUA CHI MAH-HA ZO ZO PS. mychouny why? why did you do this to us its killing us.............
windbeast9848 1 day ago
O yea my new ringtone!
DuhAsianNewz 1 day ago
sexy dances :D thanks chonny :P
DumSpiroSpero90 2 days ago
I love the woman in the background who doesn't ACTUALLY do anything apart from bob from side to side...
blueredfred2 3 days ago
crying omg chonny you legend
14Luliii14 5 days ago
look at the way they dance
MsLyricsDJ 5 days ago
What does this have to do with MyChonny?
SarahSmile1398 6 days ago
Someone give me a link to the english version of this!
SarahSmile1398 6 days ago
this song is so hypnotising
340vilover 6 days ago
wats wrong with there style
ryan64061 6 days ago
Cannot stop masturbating to this...
brian541000 1 week ago
There is a ringtone for this. Copy and paste the name in the search bar, the type ringtone. There should be a website with it thats something like 'Ardnik'...
Only for android and apple.
For windows u need to get a recording app from the marketplace. Just being a friendly neighbour :D
RespectYellows 1 week ago
LOLOLOL MYCHONNYYYYYY
Kennefo 1 week ago
This song is about sex lol :)
pingshiyu 1 week ago 2
oh no!!!!!as a chinese,I want to cry....ahhhhhhhhhhhh
cieloalmaraz 1 week ago
CHING CHANG CHONG COMDOM WHA=UPDSFIUSDFS FSF
spiderpig866 1 week ago
so gay...
Tsunaxstereo 1 week ago
yourchonny/mychonny brought me here xD!
DTwistTV 2 weeks ago 7
"sdfrtgh rftghyj dfghb AH GWAY LO "
DiemmiN 2 weeks ago
Smooth moves.
Tishawu 2 weeks ago
Am i the only one , that is here because of chonny ??
ASRTFYGUH 2 weeks ago 4
Why.. WHY CHONNY YOU SHOWED US THIS SHIT! Its hypnotising...
jpnmusic2 2 weeks ago 31
People of Youtube, Let me sing you...the song of my people
PockyPenguin 2 weeks ago
I'M TERRIFIED o.o
katy7318 2 weeks ago
what the fuck did that girl sing
MegaLegomaniac123 2 weeks ago
Does anyone know what the song is actually about??
phoenix100ism 3 weeks ago
chonny sent me
XStormHail 3 weeks ago
thumbs up if mychonny sent you here
Taeyuu69 3 weeks ago 9
asu sai ma suo suo
Zhengfu475 3 weeks ago
lol hilarious got this from my chonny
jackygothit 3 weeks ago 3
gotta love the tie in a half windsor
benjamane 3 weeks ago
oh reddit, look what u made me watch
rudy8261 3 weeks ago
Brought from mychonny . LOL
animeskaterboi1 4 weeks ago
Lmfao mychonny uses this song each time he mentions something asian xD
LUVGURL1908 4 weeks ago
Its. Too. Catchy.
calmlikeabomb123 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Thank god they put subs
AniSolidGantz 1 month ago
How do i make this into ringtone??????
RespectYellows 1 month ago
look at him go at it @ 1:24 SHAKE THAT.
missrococo94 1 month ago
yourchonny made me watch this.
CactusJackMeredith 1 month ago
I... NEED.... TRANSLATION!
StrangeThingsxufox 1 month ago
lol dat youtube.
StrangeThingsxufox 1 month ago
Is this supposed to be Chinese pop o-o... I LIKEEE~!
Pokemonlikespie 1 month ago
1:50
JLT1019 1 month ago
no american like not asian american knoes there singing about sex stupid asians
Shitbagstudios 1 month ago
GAHH MYCHONNY. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME!
100percentofu 1 month ago
這首歌太屌了 快點DOWNLOAD上課聽
pwchq 1 month ago
I am 12 and what is this?
AngAvaritia 1 month ago
ASIAN GHOSTS ARENT SCARY
DJeatsBAGELS 1 month ago
0:37
MrAntigeneric 1 month ago
wtf the girl in orange just stood there xD
DemolitionLover30 1 month ago
yes mychonny brought me here
MrAntigeneric 1 month ago
lol wash your heinie at 0:35 lollolol
TheFloppyzel 1 month ago
This is a video that says "Fuq the western influence, we do shit our way."
ExtremelyTurkish 1 month ago 3
another song by nyan cat
RealDzhi 1 month ago 6
中国人怎么会那么厉害啊?? hahaha!!!
sashadage 1 month ago 2
ульта-мега-ёбанный баян где? правильно! как всегда, только на дёрти
PutoMedvedoObnal 1 month ago
nice pants dude
ShomyoSK 1 month ago
REPEAT IT!!!
rudevibe 1 month ago
oh god, i cannot stop watching
leannnnne2cool 1 month ago 40
nice dancing skill
leannnnne2cool 1 month ago
yourchonny brought me here...... what are they saying xD
cheryumbal 1 month ago
Its actually pretty catchy o.o
CrackedShack 1 month ago 5
Sounds like a cat dying
Gingerslayr 1 month ago 5
thumbs up if 9GAG brought here...
veremili 1 month ago 2
Someone needs to write down what they're saying in English
WarboNotHobo 1 month ago
@WarboNotHobo My Mandarin is crappy, but what they're basically singing about is taking a virgin's virginity, d**k, a**, and p***y. Hence the name of the song is called sticking the "bamboo rod" in the "dragon lake" (shudders)
kawaiichick91 1 month ago 7
retarded lady in the back jammin
TitoAlfaro4 1 month ago
1:26 BEST DANCE EVER
NZeedy 1 month ago
@NZeedy Agree
TheOnewlover 1 month ago
the trololo band :D
slipknot5759 1 month ago
OMG. xD Out of breath. xD
TheOnewlover 1 month ago
WAT DA FAK!?
zx7777777777 1 month ago
"Chow knee more fong knee yow fong-ma ah gwai-lo, fong fong ten ten tow chu chom yan le-lo. You yunlun vun-gi fong nai young ma ah gwai-lo, knee-showa knee-yow chow lah-gom yun yeh loh. Assu ze ma zo zo...*insert some fucked up voice*...HONEY MA FO ME YOW FOW AH GWAI-LO, WHO THREW A THUMBTACK HO THUM-TUM YANG LEE LO. YOU SHOE A HI-KNEE GOOCHI LIE AH GWAI-LO, YAH-YAH YOU THREW A HOW TOM TOM YANG LEE LO. ASSUA CHI MAH-HA ZO ZO..."
PhilliB1to3 1 month ago 7
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH this dance omg
l00sysun 1 month ago
What. The, Heck.
Booky868 1 month ago
I wonder if people know this is a nasty ass song lmao
jimchang4u 1 month ago 4
That guy kinda looks like Sungmin송민 from Super Junior...
MrSudan29 1 month ago
Nice track.....LOL
sam17simba 1 month ago
I like how all the comments are in english(x
skatersrule13 1 month ago
0:07 He said CHONNY:D
MrSudan29 2 months ago 6
What's the name of this band? Please reply!!
Ashchethem 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Teach me how to dougie, teach me, teach me how to dougie
j4jealousy 2 months ago
dude i dance exactly like this
R20024 2 months ago
What are they saying in chinese.
VietnamNguyens 2 months ago
Sounds like Khan from King of the Hill.
ObsceneAct 2 months ago
Chonny sent me here.
monsterrenoo 2 months ago
it sounds like he says chonny mofo 0:08 0:9
DaeyangSi 2 months ago
I think this is what u get when u cant get a job or even get qualified to get into a mental hospital
cardmagictrickgurmas 2 months ago 63
@cardmagictrickgurmas this is a way better than bieber/tk or other crap, they are #1 stop talking shit
tonioups2 1 month ago
thumbs up if chonny sent you here
blazemiller4 2 months ago 3
What was their motivation to this song, I'll take a guess what will being retarded look like with some metal retardation dubstep.
placman777 2 months ago
i hate the girls voice but i love the song
bradonp4 2 months ago
Lmfao
Beardactal 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos 4
chonny mofo XD~
haizhaizhaizhaiz1234 2 months ago 3
If theres no subtittle on the screen... i almost tot it is a VIETNAMESE song....
Or some weird ass chinese dialect that i have never heard of...
Btw... its mandarin
holypredator 2 months ago
@holypredator It switches between Cantonese and Mandarin (which is why I only understood some of the song...that would be the Mandarin part).
HasuRoTasu 3 weeks ago
The orange one is so awkward =.=
iKeVinZ0 2 months ago
Somebody can explain me WTF is doing the girl of the orange shirt?
playerarota 2 months ago
@playerarota Shes high
iKeVinZ0 2 months ago
ahahahhahHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA
kamenelko 2 months ago
SHIT! If only this had closed captions! Would've been such a blast...
AiSeeWunFurTee2K10 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
what?
SlayCrazed 2 months ago
the girl in the back is so useless >.<
RagecowY 2 months ago 4
open
dislike
close. :D
Armin1921 2 months ago
im in the awesome part of youtube
TopherGaming 2 months ago
@TopherGaming
Indeed you are :D
kamenelko 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
im laughing my head off XD
Schimmelquark 2 months ago
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I'm on that weird part of YouTube again. ._.
Avillios 2 months ago
what the fuck did i just watch
Sonnyrazer 3 months ago
Imagine the girl singer as a mouse LOL
sood543210 3 months ago 2
Well at least its better than bieber
Katayu001 3 months ago 4
They're singing folk songs from south-western China (Yunnan/Sichuan) . The lyrics are *very* suggestive with multiple poetic references to sex, ass and genitalia.
The title of this song is loosely translated to 'sticking the bamboo pole into the dragon lake'... you should know what it really means.
papalolita 3 months ago 7
@papalolita Sorry but im very sceptic that chinese ppl got a "bamboo stick"... It's more like a food sticks..
ferman9111 2 months ago
Da Fuq is a "gui lor"
rkosinz 3 months ago in playlist lol
@rkosinz white man
itrytoteachyou 2 months ago
this song is hightrip when im high.
ushaapc 3 months ago
@heymollietchen have a nice suspended trip!!! :P
microkosrae 3 months ago
@microkosrae ...ok?
heymollietchen 3 months ago
I think it's safe t say that this guy knows how to dance
sentinalstorm 3 months ago
Wow i bet this vid got 1 mill views because of mychonny :D
ichibipier 3 months ago in playlist random muzic i find
I don't get it.
OftaPoftaRofta 3 months ago
Did one of the girls say "mofo'' at like 0:28? LOOOL
12hsandhu 3 months ago
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lyrics :
Zhao ni mo fong ni yao fong ma ah gwai luoa
fong fong dien dien dau zhu tzua hung ren ye luoa
yiu yung ven ni fong na yung na ah gwai luoa
ni shuo ni yao zhao lau guo hung ren ye luoa
asu sam a zuo zuo
12hsandhu 3 months ago
i love the song :D XD
MrLavardo 3 months ago
Catchy,thanks chonny
metobe104 3 months ago
better than bieber ....
wombaten1 3 months ago
now ya know chonny parents be jamming to this song in the car and he got addicted to them <3 :D just like me i listen to a song and i start listening to it :P
Jenchixo 3 months ago
@microkosrae Yo chill the fuck out. Your ass need something for your period.
Jenchixo 3 months ago
wellllll thhhiiisss gay song is very funny for chonny its his opinion
popcorn700035 3 months ago
What the fuck?
Gravita100 3 months ago
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thsi is so gay its funny
IndicaIan 3 months ago
LMAO LOL ;DD
MasterOfShadow1996 3 months ago
LMAO.The most funny song I've heard=))
timphale 3 months ago
hanihonihulohanakitikimilimischonihaaa<- thats what i understand.
Leopardengoettin 3 months ago
i found this easy to masturbate to
flargicaldemon 3 months ago
Gay but addicting
Decoda26 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
2:27 FTW bruh!!!!!!!
TheCrimsonHowler 3 months ago
ôi bựa vkl HKT gọi = cụ =)) nge như đấm vào đýt ák thốn vkl :))
kamazakid 3 months ago
Still Better thab Justin Bieber... o.O
MasterOfShadow1996 3 months ago
THANKS, CHONNY!
mathematician1999 3 months ago
I sing this in the shower
Se7eh 3 months ago 73
Chinese Roll'd
EvokerN 3 months ago
Is this forreal? O_O
woahitslicax3 3 months ago
That is some fucked up lyrics...
IndestructableXX 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Awesome
darkking191000 3 months ago
3:38 epic win .... XDD
moustajo 3 months ago
WTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTF LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
moustajo 3 months ago
@heymollietchen Dont forget that the camera guy has hand spasms
wonkydonky99 3 months ago
-____- why chonny
Thickpaper1 3 months ago
I CANT BELIEVE HOW AWESOME AND HILARIOUS THIS IS!!!! XD HAHAHAHA LOVE IT! DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS! I CANT STOP!!!
Lambothecuteness 3 months ago
I'm addicted to this song.
carrothead875 3 months ago
De tanto eu ver esses vídeos já estou até gostanto
XD
Knuckles586 3 months ago
This is mah shit!!
PiiNKELF 4 months ago
DUH FUCK.
LaKream 4 months ago
who the fuck is chonny
AlfieWilRus 4 months ago
Damn u chonny
Showoffnoob 4 months ago
This is what happens when Asians aren't good at math...
Lorik19Cana 4 months ago 56
@Lorik19Cana are you fucking stupid im asian and i make hundreds on all my tests fag.
theminecraft245 3 months ago 2
WTF! What is with the woman in orange
ohhhho20 4 months ago
ooommmmggggg chonny y??!!!!! yyy did u have to use this gay song in ur video??!!!
nafushifriedchicken 4 months ago
FUCKIN ROCK OUT!!!! AZNSTYLE!!!! BIG UPS to ling ching and the whole ping family! PEACE OUT!
MelaliciousDnBSlave 4 months ago
@MelaliciousDnBSlave HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
BCt0xiN 4 months ago in playlist R4nd0mEvi1's favorites
點解橙色個阿嬸無得唱
abcd3158 4 months ago 3
xD i thought it was good, until i heard Her voice.. O.o i was like Wtf haha....
Pokiyfantage 4 months ago
They're my new dance teachers AWWW YEAH B)
AnjuhasaDeichan 4 months ago
This is the final boss of the internet
NeilAllen 4 months ago in playlist NeilAllen's favorites
WTF.
jusnaughty 4 months ago
chonny brought me here!!!
laserfan001 4 months ago
win
AlfieWilRus 4 months ago
WOMAN IN ORANGE!!
halastube 4 months ago
Sounds like she ate a smurf or something
fireice2037 4 months ago 2
Holy crap that voice makes me wanna cry 1:11
fireice2037 4 months ago
THIS IS MY JAM.
Itsjustmeee1661 4 months ago 2
i have the worst bonner right now............
GamesIsKing 4 months ago
this is my favourite song
NakProductions1 4 months ago 2
lyrical geniuses
TexasHasPoo 4 months ago