That's Jimmi Simpson he was in LOSER with Jason Biggs, he is a good actor! He also had a really good part in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation! Wasn't expecting him to be on Letterman like this, he should be a guest not have some bit part as a creepy intern.
I'll tell you, after I ate, Dave took me upstairs to the secret room, for having me on the air, I gave him a blow job cause the fat broad couldnt get out of the nut house in time. And Dave do like haveing his ball sack sucked at least once a day. so anyway, I took a big load in the face, you know, gooooooosh, and he promised me a two minute window on the next show.
@AmericanCritiquer Yes, you have. You just don't realize it. It subconsciously creeps up to your working mind when you're shopping for pants and makes you buy the uncomfortable, overpriced, crappy-looking but fashionable ones. It makes you dream of quick cuts of pantspantspants while hearing a crappy tune that you'd never remember even if threaten to be killed.
We are the sheeps to the marketing dogs; we are the wildlife to the bp oil.
@skydark It's impossible to say you've never inadvertently spent money on something you've heard an ad for because they are impossible to avoid all together. Speak for yourself and thoughtless consumers because I spend a miniscule amount on clothing. I put most of my money in investments, but not through the brokerages you'll see advertisements for on TV. I have yet to meet someone my age who is as conservative with they're spending as I am. Not going to a fast food joint helps ones credibility.
@AmericanCritiquer Your first sentence agrees with me. Your second sentence tries to divide you and others; but being inteligent with money doesn't mean you've "never spent money on something after having seen a commercial for it.".
@skydark There are impulse buyers who see or hear a commercial and stick with the idea until they buy the product. Anyone who owns a sham-wow or a slap-chop is probably guilty of this. I don't try to keep myself up with the joneses because the Joneses are bankrupt. Another thing I've never done is made a second car payment and one who does might be guilty of this impulse. There is room for separating myself from the average american consumer with debt on they're credit card. I'm not in the herd.
@MaximusRelaximus it is possible if you rule out inadvertently doing so. You can't say I acted on a persuasive McDonalds commercial if I heard it three weeks ago and it happens to be the only place to stop for food in the next 50 miles.
@AmericanCritiquer yes, but you didn't rule that out. u just said point-blank that you didn't think u'd ever spent money on something after having seen a commercial about it, which is still pretty much impossible.
I know I've seen many a commercial that made me say, "well I'm never buying anything from them after that insulting display" but that's beside the point.
@offthehandleradio I hope that Utube doesnt read this. Easy way to skip the commercials is to back click and then back again and the clip startes without the commercial! Learned by acccident but very useful cause I just hate the commercials!
he acts exactly like ryan...except lyle's cooler...
clarelovesdmb 7 months ago
HAHAHAHA!!! I love this guy! I hope and pray Breakout kings picks up for a second season
nova0383 8 months ago
@Gummibeargirlxox I am!!! I love jimmi simpson. Hes sucha cutie pie!!
aanchal1 9 months ago
DUUUDE , who is as excited as I am to see jimmi on breakout kings tonighttt?!? :D -33
Gummibeargirlxox 10 months ago 2
He is BRILLIANT on The Breakout Kings Series! <3
Btw, I want me own intern =PP
karmen285 10 months ago 4
MCPOYLES FOR EVER
runcusion 10 months ago
Boycott video channels with commercials, Rick Rolls and other childish clips. Don't thumb me up, spread the word.
wookovar 11 months ago 2
he's kinda creepy but sexy in a way at the same time...
gooldude3 1 year ago 13
@gooldude3 He is very sexy
KittyRikku 11 months ago
@gooldude3 Lyle The Intern is creepy sexy, like Hannibal Lecter. Love this guy.
b2ferrara 10 months ago 2
@b2ferrara exactly! lol i love his creepiness too :)
gooldude3 10 months ago
i love how in earlier ones the audience wasnt sure if it was real or not
PoilishedMahogony 1 year ago 4
Control + w to skip those annoying ads
iUzakiR 1 year ago
MCPOYLES !!!!!!!!
crazychadmb 1 year ago 3
He should totally get the Late Late Show when letterman's finished and Craig should get the Late show. Letterman is getting too political anyway.
Biopharmer 1 year ago
Funniest thing on youtube! Gotta love Lyle!
comeonfuckingcunt 1 year ago
Rudy is one sad pilgrim.
frickfrock999 1 year ago 2
mary from psych!
he's so much funnier than letterman.
phillyc94 1 year ago
why is he not on the show anymore?
subsaresogay 1 year ago
@subsaresogay he's moved on; but lyle was by far the best skit letterman has ever done!
1988blowme 1 year ago 2
FUCK YOU!! LAME CBS COMMERCIALS
ReppinDK87 1 year ago 5
CBS has started a very unpleasant precedent - introducing long commercials to Youtube video uploads: simply put, greed run amok.
sunlitporch 1 year ago 6
obama is blowinnng my minnndd
tahi16 1 year ago
The greatest thing on The Late Show for years!! He is amazing!
comeonfuckingcunt 1 year ago
cbs! fucking ads dont u make enough money already................
ChuckyTheEnforcer 1 year ago
I love Jimmi Simpson
Gaffapediahus 1 year ago 8
fuck this ...30 seconds? Im out..
blackblade789 1 year ago
He looks a lot like Cillian Murphy.
LNMagic 1 year ago
i believe interns on dave's show were used for completely different purposes
maarten61 1 year ago 4
Why doesn't this guy have his own tv show yet?
DeliaR90 1 year ago
oh fuck yeah i'm gonna go out and by 10 bottles of Dawn!!!
sillydillydokieo 1 year ago
Mother.... this turkey is blowing my miiind!
comeonfuckingcunt 1 year ago
That's Jimmi Simpson he was in LOSER with Jason Biggs, he is a good actor! He also had a really good part in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation! Wasn't expecting him to be on Letterman like this, he should be a guest not have some bit part as a creepy intern.
hunch51984 1 year ago
Awesome
junebug8754 1 year ago
I've just seen him on Date Night and I totally did not expect that.
iHKG0 1 year ago
bumbkin pie
thealphamale35 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'll tell you, after I ate, Dave took me upstairs to the secret room, for having me on the air, I gave him a blow job cause the fat broad couldnt get out of the nut house in time. And Dave do like haveing his ball sack sucked at least once a day. so anyway, I took a big load in the face, you know, gooooooosh, and he promised me a two minute window on the next show.
btwall60 1 year ago
MCPOYLE
Buttsox 2 years ago 4
I don't think I've ever spent money on something after having seen a commercial for it.
AmericanCritiquer 2 years ago 109
@AmericanCritiquer Yes, you have. You just don't realize it. It subconsciously creeps up to your working mind when you're shopping for pants and makes you buy the uncomfortable, overpriced, crappy-looking but fashionable ones. It makes you dream of quick cuts of pantspantspants while hearing a crappy tune that you'd never remember even if threaten to be killed.
We are the sheeps to the marketing dogs; we are the wildlife to the bp oil.
skydark 1 year ago
@skydark It's impossible to say you've never inadvertently spent money on something you've heard an ad for because they are impossible to avoid all together. Speak for yourself and thoughtless consumers because I spend a miniscule amount on clothing. I put most of my money in investments, but not through the brokerages you'll see advertisements for on TV. I have yet to meet someone my age who is as conservative with they're spending as I am. Not going to a fast food joint helps ones credibility.
AmericanCritiquer 1 year ago
@AmericanCritiquer Your first sentence agrees with me. Your second sentence tries to divide you and others; but being inteligent with money doesn't mean you've "never spent money on something after having seen a commercial for it.".
Also, I haven't eaten fast food in maybe 4 years.
skydark 1 year ago
@skydark There are impulse buyers who see or hear a commercial and stick with the idea until they buy the product. Anyone who owns a sham-wow or a slap-chop is probably guilty of this. I don't try to keep myself up with the joneses because the Joneses are bankrupt. Another thing I've never done is made a second car payment and one who does might be guilty of this impulse. There is room for separating myself from the average american consumer with debt on they're credit card. I'm not in the herd.
AmericanCritiquer 1 year ago
@AmericanCritiquer
Trojans?
FuriousGeorge1985 8 months ago
@AmericanCritiquer That's pretty much not even possible.
MaximusRelaximus 8 months ago
@MaximusRelaximus it is possible if you rule out inadvertently doing so. You can't say I acted on a persuasive McDonalds commercial if I heard it three weeks ago and it happens to be the only place to stop for food in the next 50 miles.
AmericanCritiquer 8 months ago
@AmericanCritiquer yes, but you didn't rule that out. u just said point-blank that you didn't think u'd ever spent money on something after having seen a commercial about it, which is still pretty much impossible.
I know I've seen many a commercial that made me say, "well I'm never buying anything from them after that insulting display" but that's beside the point.
MaximusRelaximus 8 months ago
30 second commercials on youtube are horseshit.
offthehandleradio 2 years ago 158
Refresh for no commericals
ryancorm12 2 years ago 2
@offthehandleradio I hope that Utube doesnt read this. Easy way to skip the commercials is to back click and then back again and the clip startes without the commercial! Learned by acccident but very useful cause I just hate the commercials!
hollathedolla 1 year ago
@hollathedolla I don't understand
abizov93 1 year ago
@offthehandleradio tell me about it.....
darnboo 1 year ago
@offthehandleradio hehehe horseshit
Dontouchmyipod 1 year ago
@offthehandleradio Totes. Mgotes.
campbpar 1 year ago
@offthehandleradio SHOW NO WEAKNESS
campbpar 1 year ago
@offthehandleradio Get Adblock plugin bro, shit works mad good
gigobait 10 months ago
@offthehandleradio press F5 to make it 15 seconds
Icreamsickill 9 months ago
@offthehandleradio press F5 to make it 15 seconds also i love to the smell to guests...they smell good...
Icreamsickill 9 months ago
@offthehandleradio Alright let's all pay for youtube then.
FRr3AkOnALEaSh 9 months ago
I saw that guy in a movie called :Triangle. good actor!
usergently 2 years ago
lyle rules.. funny on its always sunny in philly too
medialies100 2 years ago 4