James Phinn on Jeremy Kyle (part 1 of 2)

[ujustgotpwned2008]

When the guy comes out I can understand about one in every three words.

[MrMarko890]

lol this kid James used to kick about in the arcade I used to work in at South Shields. I knew him when he was about 14 and he still aint changed.

[tokando69]

How could a str8 guy even get it up?

[MrFil86]

pmsl that is all i have to say

[Jase19111Real]

hahaha i know him in real life, still hangs about with 16 year olds and that and hes like 26..

[ChibiCath]

What An Idiot >.< Both Need to seriously reevaluate their lives!!

[eddiewillers1]

Yee-hah! Human Bear-Baiting!!! Gotta' love it!

[buzzinnPAL]

The scumbag lad is from Newcastle, but the girl isn't, she sounds like she's from Washington or somewhere close by, the accents change as soon as you get out of Newcastle/Gateshead

[MrFil86]

@buzzinnPAL he is from near Newcastle (south shields) about 20 mile away and as for the girl i don't know but i agree with your estimate

[sumoni]

Why didn't you use protection?

I dunno. I forgot. I was drunk. I dunno. Yeah.

Typical teenage answers.

[xEmperoreggx]

@sumoni Ooh, a crushing stereotype condemning all teenagers to be bumbling, irresponsible idiots. I don't match your ignorant generalisation and plenty of others don't either, so shut up.

[sumoni]

@xEmperoreggx Another typical teenage response. "I don't like what you're saying so shut up."

[xEmperoreggx]

@sumoni Nono, that's the best part about your reply; I DID answer your rude and pig ignorant comment with more than just "shut up". I told you that I and plenty of others don't match what you think, it's a shame you think that way but then again I'm more than willing to put money on the fact that you wear a nappy, poo yourself and have bigger tits than patrick star with a boob job. I'm done reasoning with you, SUCK MY COCK

[sumoni]

@xEmperoreggx lol, ah you take me back. Teens are always so dramatic. Don't worry your hormonal head. You'll learn the older you get, the less things get to you.

[xEmperoreggx]

@sumoni Very patronising and stereotypical. You haven't "got to me", I'd just like to point out that there are dramatising, ignorant and rude idiots that aren't just teenaged - as you've kindly shown. Cheers!

[atheistram]

@xEmperoreggx I think you're the one who showed that there are dramatizing, ignorant and rude idiots out there by your earlier comment. :P

[xEmperoreggx]

@atheistram Yeah lets reply to 4-month old comments, I care about your opinion bro thanks for your time

[selfselfself]

Five times in one night! That's teenagers for you!

[A2544321]

To think we all pay are taxes to support these f**kwits!

[MonkeyCantFly]

basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically. anything you would like to add to that?

[xubarze]

If she knew the guy was a drunken junkie, why the hell did she have unprotected sex with him? The guy is a no good SOBa dn his friends are the same as him, but she brought a lot of this on herself.

[Annoymous565]

that girl has the mooniest moon face i've ever seen

[RICHtheLAWSON]

@Annoymous565 she prob has other moons orbiting at the back of her head too

[BeccaHeartsRainbows]

I'm a North-East lady myself but the second he said "Pretty much not none of it like" I wanted to knock him out!

[RICHtheLAWSON]

@BeccaHeartsRainbows why do the northern people add "like" to the end of their conversations, my partner does the same as she comes from durham??

[BeccaHeartsRainbows]

@RICHtheLAWSON That I cannot be sure. I live in the South of England now but I grew up in Newcastle and I go there a lot to see family. I know very few people from North AND South who do that, so it's not just Northern people and I for one most certainly do not do that whilst I'm talking lol. Xx

[RICHtheLAWSON]

@BeccaHeartsRainbows lol its just odd because its like being asked a normal question then feels like i need to add an extra opinion lol

[theknack]

0:06 Bono's let himself go...

[Summerskill]

@theknack LOL

[Projectrez]

@theknack LMAO

[SpunkDustbin]

How cool are that womans sunglasses at the beginning??

[jackspinoza]

@SpunkDustbin very cool

[imran999a]

fat chavzzzzzzzzzz ugly fat chavzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[07nellis07]

aaahahaha love the north east me !

[NorthEastNewcastle]

im embarrassed to say im from newcastle with people like this lol.

[Zeruel3]

@NorthEastNewcastle Look on the bright side, they might be from Sunderland

[EyeHawk777]

if i become a mindless chav, will i get lots of sex?

[SIDANDNANCY75]

How the fuck do spineless gimps like him even get a bird to look twice at them, never mind shag them?

[CompoZd]

Love Geordies :)

[StyleSessions]

you dont call a chav a fuck buddy, you call them friends with benefits

[xKatieJadex]

Ah well, he used to go to gateshead college nvq 2 catering, i was in the same class as him (unfortunately) However i did get him back when he went to the pub, i emptied a packet of lubricant in his drink when he went to the toilet and watch him drink the lot, he is a disgrace, never once did i see him look after his child and drinking lubricant is the least he deserves. Plus he absolutely stinks. Absolute disgrace.

[GeordieVincent]

@xKatieJadex Lol stfu you talk absolute shit.

[Shagrat65]

Cancer, Death, Worldwind of Oblivion. Endless torment for these scumbag bastards and cunt Jezza for having such a programme to showcase such blistering cysts of humanity

[trundley1337]

shes a geordie, hes probably her brother stupid INBREAD bastards :P

[LetsMakeUp21]

@SJN471 HAH travelodge :L

[Lighteningpictures]

wat did jeremy say that the audio cut off???

[macbrack04]

James is gay.....

[swiggsy1994]

didums at 6:40

[Amatersaru1]

i hate how fat girls think they are soo atractive people dont sleep with em cos they are attractive they sleep with em cos they are easy sounds harsh but i just dont like fat people who act like they are so atractive

[LetsMakeUp21]

@Amatersaru1 but beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.. so somebody thinks they're atractive..x

[Amatersaru1]

@LetsMakeUp21 im not saying fat people are TOTALY unatractive cos ive met gorgeous girls who are a bit large but its women like this i dont like shes isnt atractive no matter how i look at her

[Calemoline]

@Amatersaru1 what a stupid thing to say. lol.

[MrNishi]

I pumped that fatty up against a bin outside a club in Newcastle and she was good

[derickhaywood]

i'm starting to see a trend in teen pregnancy... fat moderatly ugly insecure women and poor skinny wiggers(chavs)

[jackisdacrac]

jeeez this is how my home town gets a bad impression =/

[globe255]

There is too many of those who are the father stories, its a easy show to make.....hmmn i think i will do it myself cause thats there the money must be.

[ch1mpanzeethat]

I thought he was pretty fuckin funny actually. A lot is forgivable with the geordie/mackem accent. It even makes that fat bird a quarter attractive.

[themandude20]

lol when she came out I was like "uhhg, that's the kinda the girl that lets some stranger come in her"

[Annoymous565]

this show is crazy.. it should be called worlds ugliest people, because apparently average looking and good looking people never have paternity issues.

[emotionalmargarine]

There is a really, really pretty girl with black hair in the audience. I completely zoned out of twenty seconds of dialogue.

[impablomations]

Thats a maccam accent not a geordie. Not saying we don't have slappers north of the tyne, but at least this particular minger isn't ours lol

[GeordieVincent]

@impablomations Actually it's Geordie.

[vampire09100]

who'd do her!?!?! Her fanny must be better lookin than her face?!

[woody12311]

Fit birds alert at 2:41!!

[funkyfrogful]

It's tragic, but this girl seems to think getting knocked up will give her control over a guy's life. It doesn't work like that. Especially when the guy who fathered the kid was just a one night stand.

If she wanted to find a good daddy for her children, she should have been more choosy!

[funkyfrogful]

Kid's probably got fetal alcohol syndrome - they were both pissed during conception and she's probably been boozing it up during the pregnancy......

[MrM47K]

thanks to this girl matt lucas and david walliams had the idea of vicky pollard comedy legend.

[RobSnake]

5 shags in one night with out a condom? this bitch should just close her legs and stfu stupid slag

[shawndimery]

0.16 bottom left corner, what is it?

[chrischris663]

@shawndimery a woman? with silly glasses?

[boobaslover]

he actually ruins and makes everyone in newcastle look like crap. i'm from newcastle and people like this shame us. she's better off without him hes a dick

[Arhaych90]

Is there a translation for non-Geordies?

[Kenny2k08]

hahahaha his friends are chav scum

no surprise though

[betamonkey2]

fuckin hilarious

[taxidrivex]

Sex in the bush..

[stuart556]

hes the reason so many people hate geordies, chav cunts

[kinghilly234]

@stuart556 Where not al chavs, toy twat.

[stuart556]

@kinghilly234 i just said, hes the reason so many people hate geordies, everyone says newcastle is full of chavs. I'm a geordie.

[zephenxd147]

Bird on the right at 2:40 is Proper FIT!

[danielthomasslade]

dont know bout that

[powerkitemad]

WoW shallow end of the gene pool for a change.......... Does JK go to the council estates and tower blocks looking for these scum.

[ryan0666]

no wonder he wants an abortion lol

[deeyem1991]

5:09 He goes nuts.

she prably ahnly sayin tha cahs she knas a wan't b'abl ta remembah cahs i wah MORTAL

[JessieMarlow]

the mother of cyclops from x men is the audience. ten brownie points for spotting her

[likeasquid]

OMG haha Loled at that

[Jasperiswinning]

@JessieMarlow

Bottom left. Woman with the fuck off shades.

[hoddseyhellspawn]

@Jasperiswinning  Shes blind....

[mikep851]

out of Jeremy Kyle, Jerry Springer and Trisha Goddard jeremy kyle is always the best!! He is great!!

[MusikVideoMaster]

he tells her 2 have an abortion cause by having his baby she'd be mucking up his life.. so its her fault he had unprotected sex with her whist drunk nw shes pregnant its her fult shes keeping it cus he doesnt want a baby bt its toatally not his fault

[TheAlonzi]

@MusikVideoMaster when you have unprotected sex, you automatically give consent to be a praent if anything happens.. if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.. as they say.

man up please.

[platten07]

Ocean road! Rofl

[alexsafc1993]

-so how much of what you just heard is true?

-pretty much not none of it like hahaaaaa

(L) it

[Jutehm]

His accent is fucking scary.

[thefightingclub1]

He must have been blind fucking that fat cow

[hatton02]

What does Jeremy say at 4:45? Does he speak to a member of the audience and say: "You, stop laughing. OK?" Sounds like that.

[CallumBlatchford]

@hatton02 lolll yeah

[smellygirlypoo]

wtf did he say right at the end? sounded like "naba ruin da berns wife hooba given der da game man" LOL chav language XD

[smellygirlypoo]

5 times a night? one night stand? WTF get an abortion u fat fuck-or get this scum put on the pill-thick peices of fuck

[Inflatablesandyiff]

Just ONE more easy fat chick on the show to ask a guy to step up for her being a whore..looking at her I SERIOUSLY cannot blame him for wanting her to have an abortion since that would just tie him down to her...the fat walrus idiot...five times in one night? Pudgy whore

[leavezombiezalone]

i can't watch this show while i'm eating

[HarryBrown0125]

They are locusts

[wank0r]

why do men sleep with ugly fat wastes of space like that lol

[Inflatablesandyiff]

Coz she's fat = low self esteem = whorey activity for a bit of attention haha and the guy is a retard chav like haha and totally drunk to do that walrus

[Nosdmg]

Dont know how fizionomicly it is to have an errection while looking at this dinosaur... Why bother being pregnant? Why spread the disease? Just go along and dont spread... even if ur made out of jam, and squishy stuff .... /puke

[qruei]

This the one on family guy. I think she should have either have had the abortion or find out the DNA and not bother with him. They are young, no money, one night stand, have the baby, and force him to be a father when he clearly did not want to be a father to the child during the pregnancy. Sorry, that would not work. It is a huge mistake.

[greenbrucelee123]

what a retard that chav is and his fat and sruffy mates. People like them need put down.

[Malamachine]

@greenbrucelee123 ner brian is a canny lad

[xTheEffectx]

@greenbrucelee123 as well as that fat girl too, she shagged 5 times because thats the only way she gets it!

[jamiep93]

@greenbrucelee123

fuck off you wanker

[greenbrucelee123]

@jamiep93 oh I'm scared you scummy nob head

[kry1234567890]

that lads called james phinn haha hes funny as fuck used to hang about with him act the same on here as he does al th time :')

[Inflatablesandyiff]

Sooooooooo your a chav as well? take a look at the comments on here mate, people dont like chaves..the above comment by greenbrucelee for instance

[XXXBOBINXXX1]

Bloody chavs...fucking hate them make me puke they do :|

[williamc99]

He's pretty funny lol

[SimonBunker]

Lol, why does he try and speak like a Jamaican gang banger

[spaccamack]

Nar mate it's just a South Shields accent. He's funny as fuck phinny, I've only spoke to him once or twice before but he's hilarious.

[majingohan99]

Lol he goes to my college he's a reet divvy like

XD

[etocadet]

why do they always put the seats together lol ud have thought theyd have learned by now

[BerniceMarie18]

Can'y any woman on the Jeremy kyle show keep their legs crossed? :p

[xMandalorex]

LOL the guy's a legend

and look at her? lol...

[00Deific00]

lol some of the people on this show - how people can sleep with some of them is unfathomable. They are all so damn repulsive, physically and socially.

[BerniceMarie18]

Haha ^_^ What a waster is that lad?

[5yndrom3]

It's unfortunate some of us in the north have to breathe the same air as they do. It's just a shame because we're not all a bunch of inbred drunks.

[tokando69]

be nice, in northern England she is the best looking woman. BY FAR

[thespermdonor]

"You've ruined the baby's life by giving her that name."

BEST. LINE. EVER.

[2709aaron]

I couldnt raise a smile for that never mind anything else.

Consuming the worlds alcohol would not make her even slightley attractive

[777ENG777]

lol

[BitingOsprey]

stupid slag

[sparklyspoon]

at least she took responsibility for her mistakes and is trying her hardest for her child, he on the other hands is only thinking of himself and putting the blame onto her....

[xxxcatxxxx]

I think he could probably do a bit better than her =S

[kimmere]

this video is funny as fk man..! TOP BOYS.!

[solardan]

does this woman want some toast with her butterzzz?

[DarkTheAtheist]

kick those 2 tosser in the audience out the room

[solardan]

theres no fiiight :(

[SceneKiddSammie]

she's not a fat ugly cunt. it doesn't matter about size! he is a fucking wanker, i mean not being there for the birth + one night stands do happen. it is a two person thing, but don't go putting it on her size + appearance.

[schumi4ever07]

he's a twat, she's an ugly bitch! Enough said really...

[sarakellaghan1989]

how do half the people on this show get a ride?

i wonder sometimes

[waymuu]

I guess that Jeremy Kyle is the British Maury

[omletedreamer]

fat slags and chavs are the funniest.

[sarahlovesellis]

embarrasment 2 geordies! lmfaoo

[Polecatz]

God, these women with no self esteem and these men who do NOTHING with their lives but smoke cannabis and drink. And they are procreating. He should be shot.

[herpfreakuk]

shes a fat ugly cunt

[TrulyMadlyGeordie]

was james brother called stephen? think i went to school with him! haha

[jamieb48]

If she's deliberately got herself pregnant then why should he be held responsible?

Did she say the baby is called London? what sort of name is that?

And also - as everybody else keeps saying what was she doing in the bush?

[Hentaaa]

The baby's called Lundin not London and I give in...rumour has it she was "doing" James' brother

[CrispyClaire]

@jamieb48 Uh, because it's his responsibility to use protection as well...

[jamieb48]

@CrispyClaire

This fat hefa, in her own words, "wanted to get pregnant". She then goes out and picks up some paralytic chavvy twat who doesn't look like he has two brain cells to rub together and screws him without using any protection. As far as I'm concerned she should face the consequences of that decision alone. Trouble is there are shit loads of immature girls who just want a baby regardless of being fit or able to bring it up.... they assume the benefit system will see 'em right.

[FynFlyte]

@jamieb48 She did not get herself pregnant. A guy got her pregnant.

[vampire09100]

@FynFlyte lol.....you must have done biology at school smart bastard...;) hahahahaha

[FynFlyte]

@vampire09100 Yeah, its just that that expression drives me nuts. The dude take no responsibility and the girl "got herself " pregnant. A miracle equivalent to the immaculate conception.

[EmyChanDattebayo]

please someone tell me what the hell was she doing in that bush!!!

[stardoll786]

Just cos shes preganant dusnt mean shes muckin up his life da ugly fukker!!!....if hes the dad den i onli hv 1 fing 2 say 2 u...RESPONSIBILITY WHETER U LIKE IT OR NOT!

[MonaLodgeProductions]

this guy is horrible!!!!!!!

[longtom90]

agreed about the chavs-shit breeds more shit

[kittmac22]

I met Jeremy Kyle in boarders in Norwich yesterday! shook his hand. got a book signed I did.

also, what was she doing in the bush?

[EmyChanDattebayo]

how was he?

[kittmac22]

alright, made an effort with everyone, shaking everyones hand, saying " hi how are you" or "thank you so much", made jokes about dna tests,nobody was aloud a pic with him, we were allowed to take pics of him but not with him. his assistant was massively rude though and he didn't say anything. everyone noticed his assistant was an abrupt, bossy, annoying cow!

[slimes23]

OK I know this sounds awful but I'm gonna say it. All these chavs should be rounded up, taken to concentration camps, gassed to death and then burned; thus elimintaing them from the gene pool for ever.

[JamesDaL33]

wat can i say im the boys

[andrew1984uk]

No wonder us Geordies have a bad press.

[CANBERRACOURTBOY]

chav and his boyfriends

[kelzybub306]

Lol why's everyone shocked at the 5 times in one night? Or is it that it's with her haha... no offence love

[ekocentric]

I'm not bad looking (pardon me for bragging) but this guy is a God. I'd get his autograph if he weren't in another country. lol

[kelzybub306]

Why cos he go's 5 times in one night.... lol seriously is that not normal?!

[andrew1984uk]

In my opinion anyone who sleeps with her 5 times a night needs locking up for their own protection.

[JamesDaL33]

u can have me autograph m8

[ekocentric]

FIVE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT! He has got to be part beast and part.....well, beast.

If he taught other men his secret for stamina and passion he'd make a lot of money.

[meowsha]

5 times isn't much; besides how do we know he lasted more than a minute each time?

seriously havent you guys done it more than 5 times in a night

[JacobsSilhouette]

In a bush! lmao

for a munter she sure has a lot of sex... Takes all sorts i guess

Rule Britannia...

[spearian]

its a london thing!!!

[shenstone]

5 times in one night with her? You sure you didnt have the condom on your head James?

[ganderson85]

absolute class. i was mortal

[newmark401]

I love her Vicki Pollard look!

[meowsha]

Dont insult poor Vicki :(

[PeaceWarren]

Whos James Phinn?

[Rinon20]

5 times in one night without protection -

DISGRACE!!!

[clementchew]

why are there weird gaps in the audio?

[Hentaaa]

They're swearing or talking about things that can't be broadcast on daytime tv