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  • butt suck secks

  • Keep pressing 4

  • vagina does hurt??

    who the fuck wrote this shit???

  • PAUSE AND PRESS 8

  • He does not have that many rounds in that tiny gun WTH :D

  • What's The Point The World Is A Lie!!!

    Laughed My Ass out :D

  • "That's What She Said"

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

    This Video Rules

    I Forgot To Comment When It Came Out :D

  • omigod the very ending scared the freakin crap outta me

  • Pause, unpause, press 1

  • He's not dead shoot him one more time!

  • whats the point?! THE WORLD IS A LIEEE!

  • i like this video because it's one of my favorite games an it's in funny as hell version XD!

  • "Hit the road,Gas !"

    "And I won't come back !"

    "NO MORE ! NO MORE ! NO MORE NO MORE !"

  • whats the music at the end? I've wanted it for ages now. It was on the Boy gone wild video too.

  • i saw this video the first day it came out...yet its still my favorate video of all time. :D

  • " i can hear you! "

    "whos that?"

    "thats just my boyfriend"

    "what the *beep* did you just say?!"

    <3

    "come back to bed baby!"

    "shut up im comin!"

    "thats what she said"

    "HAAAAAAA!!"

  • VAGINA HURTS !!

    VAGINA HURTS?

    VAGINA HURTS !!

    VAGINA HURTS...

    <3

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  • Ahah, I remember this, this is probably my favorite Onision vid.

  • it took that may tame bullets and he still didnt die lmao

    you guys r so fucking retarded its not even funny but thats why your cooler than me lol

  • OH I FREAKING LOVE YOU MAN

  • I love this video! Its so funny!! :D

  • Me and my sister totally quote this all the time. ^^

  • nucking futs :D

  • WHERES THE RELOAD RELOAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGGGGGG REROAD

  • the face he makes at 0:24 is fucking hilarious xDDD

  • I love this video so damn much!

  • This is pretty fucked up.

  • t the end onision should have said i'm a banana!!!

  • POW

  • lol 0:58 to 1:22 is so fucking funny!

  • what did you say?- lol its funny how he said it 0:35

  • i love this video i laughed my ass off " are you retarded" was the funny part everyting was funny

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  • wth the ending is weird "there is a lesson to be learned *boom*"

  • end is not that scary

  • What a load of shite, you are fucking idiots!!

  • onision is amazing swifty's voice was so funny  NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, lol

  • GRRRR GOD HOLD ON I GOTA CALL!!!!!!

  • your ending is the best man

  • rapid fire pistol ftw o,o"

  • Who's this?! "You want me for you?" Aww! What!? "I make pants your airplane?" AWW! WTF does that mean!? "I wrap eggs in my tornado?"

  • Hey guys! Want to get invited to Lockerz? Then just P.M. me with your email and I'll respond ASAP! I'm always on...except when I'm at school! LOL. So hurry up and send me a P.M. to get those ptz!

  • Whet did you use for the shooting effects? :)

  • THe screaming at the very end reminded me of the Ghouls Forest game o.o

  • cool effects! xD

  • "are you retarded? "

    "DUUUUHHHH"

    I say that to my friend EVERY DAY

  • We rob banks

  • Best shooting effects ever :)

  • I didnt lyk it.

  • what did I just watch?

  • I wanna ride you like a rollercoaster & fuck your brains out!

  • @videoman223 VAGINA HURTS! XD

  • we rob banks! lol

  • I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!

  • VAGINA HURTS!!!!

  • SNAAAKE!!!

  • You almost sound like the snake from metal gear awesome

  • LOL "no more no more no more"

  • i think a new protagonist should be created... TROUSER SNAKE

  • YES XD

  • hahaha... dont you mean fumbles??

  • WE rob banks

  • fuckin hilarious

  • who waz the guy in the mask not swifty the other guy........

  • onision

  • i love the outro!

  • The end part scared me LOL (2:49)

  • COWBOY

  • NICE SHOOTING THERE COMWBOY

  • i linked this video to my boyfriend lastnight because i thought it was hilarious because it reminds me of all the time spent on video games he wastes and ignores me for his video games. and now, since he watched the video, he wont talk to me because he feels like i've offended him too much. and honestly, i can't stop laughing, they're video games and this is just a youtube video. but in all honesty, thanks onision, it has made me see how much he needs to grow up, ima subscribe now <3 <3 <3

  • your shirasaya almost came out at 2:10

  • hilarious

  • Omg!!! best vidio of onision snake is fucking funny :P more snake vidios !!!!!!!!!!!

  • MYTH GOD!!!

  • i watch this fucken vid everyday. love it

  • I love this video on yours & Swifty's page :]]] Ha!

  • i love this i watch it like everyday!

  • I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO SO SO MUCH!!!!

    cant get enough of it!! <33333

    everything is so awsome

  • That's what she said LOL

  • -GRAH! who's this?

    -you want me for you?

    -GRAH! what?

    I make pants you epple(?)

    -UH! what the f**k does that mean?

    I have legs in my doolitle(?)

    -oh

  • we rob banks!

  • lol how did he not die

  • VIGINA HURTS???

    XD ROFLMFAO

  • @sk8ferlife1 oh thats just my boy friend

  • end was scary

  • u got sooooooooo many ways to kill someone

  • lol

  • wow all those bullets and he still wasnt dead lol.

  • " I've been waiting for this moment snake!"

    hahahahaha made my day

  • IT ALL TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!!

  • No more no more no more no more!!!!

  • shut up im coming! thats wat she said lol. my balls itch

  • LOL : D

  • i love the face at 0:25 LOL!

  • hahaha this is hilarious!

    I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time!!!

    thanks

  • Cyr looks like hiimrawn

  • You are the definition of Epic!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • XD awesome

  • dude i fucking love this video.... i wanna download this video soo bad!!!!

  • get a youtube downloader

  • lol pisto panther survives 100 bullets but snake dies by one.

  • i had to favorite this twice and watch it 10 times 8D

  • awesomeness

  • THIS IS EPIC!

  • LOL

  • 0:42 through 0:43 its funny are you retarded duhhhhhh!!!!! fuck im stupid

  • my fave part was "im 3000 kilometers from Okaku? where should i go now?" that sounded funny!

  • bizarre beyond compare. Although 3:02 put a smile on my face)

  • Randomness = HILL-AIR-E-US (Hilarious) Vid!!!!!!!! :D

  • WHO GOES THERE???!!!!! lol

  • snake doesn't wear a mask

  • in some games he does

  • who?

  • snake

  • No Snake does NOT die play Metal Gear Guns of The Patriots wait until the credits end for a hidden cutscene!

  • its a parody

  • fucking funny i love this video

  • lol

  • LOL I HAVE EGGS IN TURRADO

  • lol Did that dude say "I may pants your airplane?"

    xD

  • lol that was good

  • unlimited ammo with a mod? lmao

  • lol i have the same vest lol

  • jajajaja XD! su funny do another one DX

  • @T3hN0ob Your comment is more lame then what you said.

  • "THSNAKEEEE!!"

    "What's the point, THE WORLD IS A LIEEE!"

    LMFAO :D

  • XD wtf whas that lol!

  • 0:30 Who the fuck is that suppose to be!!

  • that guy with the frowing knives? begins with a V?

  • or ocelot

  • love this

    hit the road jack and dont come back NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE

    come back to bed snake! AW SHUT UP IM COMEING!!! thats what she said!!!

    dude you are amazing at this XD

  • ARE YOU RETARDED!? duuuhhhh!! ha ha ha...Vagina hurts,what did you say?,vagina hurts, vagina hurts!? ha ha ha...lol I LUV THIS ONE!!

  • @tombraidertuff better than the average youtuber tho;)

  • "Thats what she said"

    "OOHH""

    LMFAOOO!

  • lol this is funny

  • VAGINAAA HURTTSS!!!..

    love it.

    x

  • LOLOLOL

  • We rob banks.

  • lmfa . swifty <3 . funny video xx

  • 0:44-1:22 :)

  • WTF?

  • thats what she said!(:

  • 0:42 - 0:44

  • 0:35 - 1:21

  • Swifty is an awesome collaber. :)

    Can't wait to see collabs from you guys in the future. ;)

    5 starZ.

  • VAGINA HURTS!!!

  • HIT THE ROAD GAS!

  • BANG!

    .....

    You don`t know where should I go now.

  • this is my favorite video by onision xP its hilarious! dude it seriously takes like that many shots to kill someone in that game e.e

  • I have no idea what the he'll that was about, but I was LMFAO the whole damn time. :'D

  • lmao this is my favorite ending

  • no more no more no more no more!

    lol :)

    we rob banks!

    who robs banks?

    we do!

    no we don't... lol:D

  • "Are you retarded?" "duthhh..."

    I love this.

  • HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHHAAHA OMG

  • lol rapid fire!

  • mgs fucking rocks

  • Wait. Onison, are you Master Cyr too?.

    I mean, You Look totally Different. And that Hair Suits You xD

    - Charlotte

    PEACE !

  • onision aint master cyr.

    cyr is

  • i heard that reference to the black sheep movie sound like room service u want a new pillow funny vid dude

  • 0:19 is always epic actually

  • 0:20 is always so epic

  • I want to hold you all night, and lick yoooour.....

    What?!

    I want to lick....

    lmfao

    So funny <3

  • come back to bed beybeh XD

  • is that egoraptor?

    o.o

  • vagina hurts? ROFL

  • hehehe zaki zaki

    o.o that was weird lol

  • lol the signal at the end

    ????????????????????

  • What the? Dude that's hilarious !!!!!!!

  • I'm water, you're glue

    Dude what the ****

  • Hey Onision, LOL on this vid!!! Request:Make Game Boys Full Retard 2!!! P.S: LOVE UR VIDS!!1 :)

  • the vagina hurts wtf 00.57 so funny

  • Best Vid ever!!!!! SO FUNNY!!@

  • Watch The Chocolate Milk Rap on my page! Performed by a Monkey Puppet! Warning: Explicit Lyrics!

  • sorry onision this is your only boring vid

  • that was one of the worst movies i've ever seen

    make more!

  • Come back to bed babe ;D lol

  • Nicely done! Very fun, you worked everything together. Great job nonetheless.

  • LOL this video is super funny!!!

  • the voice off snake seems like a replica off metal gear awesome's snake