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i linked this video to my boyfriend lastnight because i thought it was hilarious because it reminds me of all the time spent on video games he wastes and ignores me for his video games. and now, since he watched the video, he wont talk to me because he feels like i've offended him too much. and honestly, i can't stop laughing, they're video games and this is just a youtube video. but in all honesty, thanks onision, it has made me see how much he needs to grow up, ima subscribe now <3 <3 <3
butt suck secks
BehnProductions 3 weeks ago
Keep pressing 4
buba123100 1 month ago in playlist Parodies With Onision
vagina does hurt??
who the fuck wrote this shit???
joecrasco 2 months ago in playlist Parodies With Onision
PAUSE AND PRESS 8
Bahi2025 6 months ago
He does not have that many rounds in that tiny gun WTH :D
Judirox 7 months ago
What's The Point The World Is A Lie!!!
Laughed My Ass out :D
Smoke198014 10 months ago
"That's What She Said"
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This Video Rules
I Forgot To Comment When It Came Out :D
Smoke198014 10 months ago
omigod the very ending scared the freakin crap outta me
NinjutsuNinjaQueen 10 months ago
Pause, unpause, press 1
vgman8 11 months ago
He's not dead shoot him one more time!
ztronathon 11 months ago
whats the point?! THE WORLD IS A LIEEE!
xSinisterandSweetx 1 year ago
i like this video because it's one of my favorite games an it's in funny as hell version XD!
vvblackberry 1 year ago
"Hit the road,Gas !"
"And I won't come back !"
"NO MORE ! NO MORE ! NO MORE NO MORE !"
Endoom76 1 year ago 6
whats the music at the end? I've wanted it for ages now. It was on the Boy gone wild video too.
EternalIdealist 1 year ago
i saw this video the first day it came out...yet its still my favorate video of all time. :D
GSUSram 1 year ago
" i can hear you! "
"whos that?"
"thats just my boyfriend"
"what the *beep* did you just say?!"
<3
"come back to bed baby!"
"shut up im comin!"
"thats what she said"
"HAAAAAAA!!"
trooper675 1 year ago
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TaylorWmh 1 year ago
VAGINA HURTS !!
VAGINA HURTS?
VAGINA HURTS !!
VAGINA HURTS...
<3
Captainfruity 1 year ago
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blutkind666x 1 year ago
Ahah, I remember this, this is probably my favorite Onision vid.
Verrottenleiche 1 year ago
it took that may tame bullets and he still didnt die lmao
you guys r so fucking retarded its not even funny but thats why your cooler than me lol
reapordeath 1 year ago
OH I FREAKING LOVE YOU MAN
DjPaanda 1 year ago
I love this video! Its so funny!! :D
2angi 1 year ago
Me and my sister totally quote this all the time. ^^
99whatever99 1 year ago
nucking futs :D
xXKittyTreatsXx 1 year ago
WHERES THE RELOAD RELOAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGGGGGG REROAD
FTGfalconxX 1 year ago
the face he makes at 0:24 is fucking hilarious xDDD
goatman003 1 year ago
I love this video so damn much!
Irishslave55 1 year ago
This is pretty fucked up.
MadxAsxIxKnowxIt 1 year ago 3
t the end onision should have said i'm a banana!!!
mail4chloeCAKE 1 year ago
POW
SamanthaTDWP 1 year ago
lol 0:58 to 1:22 is so fucking funny!
BMM102030 1 year ago
what did you say?- lol its funny how he said it 0:35
duchham 1 year ago
i love this video i laughed my ass off " are you retarded" was the funny part everyting was funny
Butterfly5739 1 year ago
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93adolfo 1 year ago
wth the ending is weird "there is a lesson to be learned *boom*"
vvblackberry 1 year ago
end is not that scary
MrAlexneff 1 year ago
What a load of shite, you are fucking idiots!!
GuruWaggMunter 1 year ago
onision is amazing swifty's voice was so funny NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, lol
queensupreme2 1 year ago
GRRRR GOD HOLD ON I GOTA CALL!!!!!!
SucksWiener 1 year ago
your ending is the best man
misterholycrap 1 year ago
rapid fire pistol ftw o,o"
pedroace31 1 year ago
Who's this?! "You want me for you?" Aww! What!? "I make pants your airplane?" AWW! WTF does that mean!? "I wrap eggs in my tornado?"
ihadaface 1 year ago 3
Hey guys! Want to get invited to Lockerz? Then just P.M. me with your email and I'll respond ASAP! I'm always on...except when I'm at school! LOL. So hurry up and send me a P.M. to get those ptz!
HellishElite 1 year ago
Whet did you use for the shooting effects? :)
Broly9512 1 year ago
THe screaming at the very end reminded me of the Ghouls Forest game o.o
MorfsPrower 1 year ago
cool effects! xD
starwolffan13 1 year ago
"are you retarded? "
"DUUUUHHHH"
I say that to my friend EVERY DAY
countflaming 1 year ago
We rob banks
frynaut 1 year ago
Best shooting effects ever :)
jkkTriple7 1 year ago
I didnt lyk it.
Exodus1996 1 year ago
what did I just watch?
kennyHotz55 1 year ago
I wanna ride you like a rollercoaster & fuck your brains out!
videoman223 1 year ago
@videoman223 VAGINA HURTS! XD
LetsPride 1 year ago
we rob banks! lol
killer1o2o 1 year ago
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!
countflaming 1 year ago
VAGINA HURTS!!!!
sk8ferlife1 1 year ago
SNAAAKE!!!
geeblerful 1 year ago 3
You almost sound like the snake from metal gear awesome
Vengfullslayer 1 year ago
LOL "no more no more no more"
cocoman2121 1 year ago
i think a new protagonist should be created... TROUSER SNAKE
CABZUINAS 1 year ago 9
YES XD
bradraiser 1 year ago
hahaha... dont you mean fumbles??
gamemaster1199 1 year ago
WE rob banks
CABZUINAS 1 year ago
fuckin hilarious
GoinDownToJunkieTown 1 year ago
who waz the guy in the mask not swifty the other guy........
iluvedward4 1 year ago
onision
CABZUINAS 1 year ago
i love the outro!
noahlankford1 1 year ago
The end part scared me LOL (2:49)
stemonator1 1 year ago
COWBOY
garyowenrocks 1 year ago
NICE SHOOTING THERE COMWBOY
garyowenrocks 1 year ago
i linked this video to my boyfriend lastnight because i thought it was hilarious because it reminds me of all the time spent on video games he wastes and ignores me for his video games. and now, since he watched the video, he wont talk to me because he feels like i've offended him too much. and honestly, i can't stop laughing, they're video games and this is just a youtube video. but in all honesty, thanks onision, it has made me see how much he needs to grow up, ima subscribe now <3 <3 <3
cindy2emy 1 year ago
your shirasaya almost came out at 2:10
FlCl3000 1 year ago
hilarious
runout111 1 year ago
Omg!!! best vidio of onision snake is fucking funny :P more snake vidios !!!!!!!!!!!
IasonTV 1 year ago 2
MYTH GOD!!!
Dominator4Hire 1 year ago
i watch this fucken vid everyday. love it
guts777bzrk1 1 year ago
I love this video on yours & Swifty's page :]]] Ha!
thatJORDAEgirl 1 year ago
i love this i watch it like everyday!
rockerchick0719 2 years ago 3
I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO SO SO MUCH!!!!
cant get enough of it!! <33333
everything is so awsome
sarahlovelp 2 years ago 3
That's what she said LOL
GTA7052 2 years ago
-GRAH! who's this?
-you want me for you?
-GRAH! what?
I make pants you epple(?)
-UH! what the f**k does that mean?
I have legs in my doolitle(?)
-oh
flumbaisk 2 years ago
we rob banks!
kidCRUMBIE35 2 years ago
lol how did he not die
icemark34 2 years ago
VIGINA HURTS???
XD ROFLMFAO
sk8ferlife1 2 years ago 2
@sk8ferlife1 oh thats just my boy friend
beta331 2 years ago
end was scary
0papilon 2 years ago 53
u got sooooooooo many ways to kill someone
insanedude4 2 years ago
lol
ashell87 2 years ago
wow all those bullets and he still wasnt dead lol.
Only5Hours 2 years ago
" I've been waiting for this moment snake!"
hahahahaha made my day
ItachiU29 2 years ago 47
IT ALL TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!!
TheRedspider2a 2 years ago
No more no more no more no more!!!!
vw200 2 years ago
shut up im coming! thats wat she said lol. my balls itch
SucksWiener 2 years ago
LOL : D
roflmaolydia 2 years ago
i love the face at 0:25 LOL!
gosk8n 2 years ago
hahaha this is hilarious!
I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time!!!
thanks
iznogood80 2 years ago
Cyr looks like hiimrawn
ThatOldManTV 2 years ago
You are the definition of Epic!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueMoonz55 2 years ago
XD awesome
kingmojopin0 2 years ago
dude i fucking love this video.... i wanna download this video soo bad!!!!
kazcon666weirdo 2 years ago
get a youtube downloader
TSG194 2 years ago
lol pisto panther survives 100 bullets but snake dies by one.
EmoAssassin3 2 years ago
i had to favorite this twice and watch it 10 times 8D
xXxGenasai 2 years ago
awesomeness
supershadow115 2 years ago
THIS IS EPIC!
LordSear 2 years ago
LOL
ftball4lyfe 2 years ago
0:42 through 0:43 its funny are you retarded duhhhhhh!!!!! fuck im stupid
joeyandhailey1 2 years ago
my fave part was "im 3000 kilometers from Okaku? where should i go now?" that sounded funny!
supershadow115 2 years ago
bizarre beyond compare. Although 3:02 put a smile on my face)
NotMissSunshine 2 years ago
Randomness = HILL-AIR-E-US (Hilarious) Vid!!!!!!!! :D
nintendosega18 2 years ago
WHO GOES THERE???!!!!! lol
AndrewTheKeyHolder 2 years ago
snake doesn't wear a mask
iweargoggles2 2 years ago
in some games he does
linkdrama 2 years ago
who?
caboose241 2 years ago
snake
linkdrama 2 years ago
No Snake does NOT die play Metal Gear Guns of The Patriots wait until the credits end for a hidden cutscene!
caboose241 2 years ago
its a parody
joeyandhailey1 2 years ago
fucking funny i love this video
taythejugglatte 2 years ago
lol
Queen9angel 2 years ago
LOL I HAVE EGGS IN TURRADO
ninban98 2 years ago
lol Did that dude say "I may pants your airplane?"
xD
SaphireAndCrimson 2 years ago
lol that was good
JLP131 2 years ago
unlimited ammo with a mod? lmao
soundvillageismyriva 2 years ago
lol i have the same vest lol
masterchiefjoe 2 years ago
jajajaja XD! su funny do another one DX
ROmigue 2 years ago
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this is a lame attempt at comedy
T3hN0ob 2 years ago
@T3hN0ob Your comment is more lame then what you said.
AussieBrock 2 years ago
"THSNAKEEEE!!"
"What's the point, THE WORLD IS A LIEEE!"
LMFAO :D
alyssaandellannashow 2 years ago
XD wtf whas that lol!
johncena271 2 years ago
0:30 Who the fuck is that suppose to be!!
demonslayer55555585 2 years ago
that guy with the frowing knives? begins with a V?
markbray69 2 years ago
or ocelot
markbray69 2 years ago
love this
hit the road jack and dont come back NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE
come back to bed snake! AW SHUT UP IM COMEING!!! thats what she said!!!
dude you are amazing at this XD
videoman223 2 years ago
ARE YOU RETARDED!? duuuhhhh!! ha ha ha...Vagina hurts,what did you say?,vagina hurts, vagina hurts!? ha ha ha...lol I LUV THIS ONE!!
lilpinkstarz0000 2 years ago 2
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ur not funny onision ur dumb
tombraidertuff 2 years ago
@tombraidertuff better than the average youtuber tho;)
ConsiderMeGuru 2 years ago
"Thats what she said"
"OOHH""
LMFAOOO!
WhoLovesMui 2 years ago 2
lol this is funny
JustMe2453 2 years ago
VAGINAAA HURTTSS!!!..
love it.
x
BeckiiSaunders1990 2 years ago 3
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oh my god, these videos suck. i don't know who would be actually sane enough to like these. guessing girls between age 10-15.
harsken 2 years ago
LOLOLOL
monoBAYO 2 years ago
We rob banks.
GTtheEpic 2 years ago
lmfa . swifty <3 . funny video xx
biches2k8 2 years ago
0:44-1:22 :)
rhcpphreak20 2 years ago
WTF?
AimzWellings 2 years ago
thats what she said!(:
makaylasmithtv1 2 years ago
0:42 - 0:44
loolooman999 2 years ago
0:35 - 1:21
Dissruptance 2 years ago
Swifty is an awesome collaber. :)
Can't wait to see collabs from you guys in the future. ;)
5 starZ.
ZotoBROD 2 years ago
VAGINA HURTS!!!
benorgirgle 2 years ago
HIT THE ROAD GAS!
hareadm 2 years ago
BANG!
.....
You don`t know where should I go now.
lollmemm 2 years ago
this is my favorite video by onision xP its hilarious! dude it seriously takes like that many shots to kill someone in that game e.e
Verrottenleiche 2 years ago
I have no idea what the he'll that was about, but I was LMFAO the whole damn time. :'D
WendiTheP00h 2 years ago
lmao this is my favorite ending
Destinyisdead069 2 years ago
no more no more no more no more!
lol :)
we rob banks!
who robs banks?
we do!
no we don't... lol:D
killer1o2o 2 years ago
"Are you retarded?" "duthhh..."
I love this.
JustinskiVidz 2 years ago
HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHHAAHA OMG
LilGurgle 2 years ago
lol rapid fire!
200odd300 2 years ago
mgs fucking rocks
Bit3MyShinyMetalAss 2 years ago
Wait. Onison, are you Master Cyr too?.
I mean, You Look totally Different. And that Hair Suits You xD
- Charlotte
PEACE !
sander1812lol 2 years ago
onision aint master cyr.
cyr is
NoobTheShow24 2 years ago
i heard that reference to the black sheep movie sound like room service u want a new pillow funny vid dude
lindz111 2 years ago
0:19 is always epic actually
acebrainbuster 2 years ago
0:20 is always so epic
acebrainbuster 2 years ago
I want to hold you all night, and lick yoooour.....
What?!
I want to lick....
lmfao
So funny <3
lyssidoodle 2 years ago
come back to bed beybeh XD
Heatherjobbz 2 years ago
is that egoraptor?
o.o
Moooeeeyyy 2 years ago
vagina hurts? ROFL
cristianbam 2 years ago
hehehe zaki zaki
o.o that was weird lol
animegirl273 2 years ago
lol the signal at the end
????????????????????
ieatyellow 2 years ago
What the? Dude that's hilarious !!!!!!!
liam68s 2 years ago
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wtf thats not even funny
irishpenguin007 2 years ago
I'm water, you're glue
Dude what the ****
CodeCat100 2 years ago 2
Hey Onision, LOL on this vid!!! Request:Make Game Boys Full Retard 2!!! P.S: LOVE UR VIDS!!1 :)
MRGAMERSOCAL 2 years ago
the vagina hurts wtf 00.57 so funny
xdjbadx 2 years ago
Best Vid ever!!!!! SO FUNNY!!@
XxchriskillxX 2 years ago
Watch The Chocolate Milk Rap on my page! Performed by a Monkey Puppet! Warning: Explicit Lyrics!
mndoubleyou 2 years ago
sorry onision this is your only boring vid
DuHHiTzInSaNe 2 years ago
that was one of the worst movies i've ever seen
make more!
maxbyer 2 years ago
Come back to bed babe ;D lol
DarkPartyGuy 2 years ago
Nicely done! Very fun, you worked everything together. Great job nonetheless.
AshleyThrusters 2 years ago
LOL this video is super funny!!!
produtionZprodutions 2 years ago
the voice off snake seems like a replica off metal gear awesome's snake
Skas1 2 years ago