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  • Is this the evolution of the 'no true Christian' argument? "We're the REAL faith healers here at the 700 Club so have more people watch us, and don't forget to send lots of money!"

    Maybe they could hold an epic showdown between Pat and other faith healers. That could be interesting to watch. Then they could make odds and take bets then instead of just asking for donations.

  • The great Lord answers all our prayers , but his answer's always NO! For the love of Odin how can you people believe this shit ????

  • I still can't believe people actually still fall for this shit! O.o

  • Jesus will save you!

    .

    Just send me a cheque for $5000 and you WILL be healed through MY PRAYER, guaranteed*

    .

    *Guarantee will be null and void if you don't believe enough for it to work.

  • Jesus saves!

    Except when he doesn't.

    Convenient, no?

  • Sad thing is they are going ON and ON and ON about Yahweh and Jebus when it's really oh, I dunno... who to pick... who to pick... ....

    Oh! I know! It's Lord Bramah who has healed their ills and where is the gratitude?

    Ungrateful Christian fucks.

    Lord Bramah rocks. And makes a BITCHIN' vindaloo to boot.

  • When are these people going to learn that testimonials don't mean squat?

  • Man religion is soo fake i need to be a peachier and get payed for talking people what they want

  • If someone gets cancer and they pray for their needs. they die.

    if someone gets cancer, ignores the bible and gets chemo, they can live whether or not they prayed to god.

    homeopathy is a scam, her body healed her leg that can happen I'm a medical student, I've seen swollen "clicking" knees heal themselves after the muscles strengthen.

    Stop with this supernatural nonsense it's all a giant scam

  • These dumbshits think they are helping. All they are really doing is giving people false hope and contributing to their mass delusion.

  • Yay, Jesus! I ask him to come on me all the time.

  • This is horribad... its just really really bad cold reading, with no chance of failure since noone is there to just how many people it hits (not to mention the audience is likely prety large).

    But worse than their method of scamming is how they peddle false hope to sick and vunerable people. People like this makes it seem like a shame that there isn't any hell to send them to...

  • Extraterrestrials would think we're silly.

  • @Mitsuraga They would be right.

  • "We are SO unworthy of your love." Way to make the audience feel good about themselves, Pat.

  • How about all the amputees?

  • I wonder how many of the children that have been sexually abused by priest prayed for help.

    Seems god is getting hard of hearing in his old age, then again he never was much of a listener.

    Hmmmm. OO God let it rain!! Give me a break.

    God is a joke that the oppressors, tell to the simpletons, to keep them ignorant sheep. Why do you think they are called a flock?

    It is a old joke that is really not funny anymore.

  • @4me2cclearly People are trying to change the joke with the time. It's not working.

    Let's pray for you= I hate you but I'm not going to show it.

    He always answers= Yeah, NO is an answer.

    They really got to think of something new.

  • All we can hope for is that Pat Robertson would just die.

    Squinty eyed old judgmental conservative bastard.

    He's going to the imaginary Hell he speaks of.

    Die fucker, die!

  • they are not allowed to pray or be religion in national television. seperation of church and state!!

  • @NOVAGIRL666

    I am a staunch militant atheist, and I completely disagree with you. TV isn't a government program, besides this is cable. Freedom of speech allows them to pray all they want to, The best you can do is just hope that eventually people will wake up and stop watching this driveling idiot.

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