Word Vomit: STOP SOPA & PIPA

[77DiiMpl3z77]

at 4:46 he was intertwined with the last video heheh(x

[xXUnderWatchXx]

I love your accent and I would totally fluff your pillow for you ;)

[LadySyrelyn]

Swifty, type into google images "bachelor ironing" and look at the 1st pic. there you go.

[HufflepunkNya]

I just found your channel, and... this is the second video I've watched so far. I'm absolutely baffled, but I think it's a good thing.

[grobber13]

24 jumpcuts per second

[MeAmEetingUrCat]

u shuld chech out Onision's channel ^^

[AnnyIsCandy]

awesome swifty :D

[EmoSkittlezz]

What editing software do you use??? I need some new stuff! Mine is all outdated. ):

[prienceandgaga]

tee he to hard

[prienceandgaga]

i love u

[prienceandgaga]

comment

[Frida708]

:D ♥

[Frida708]

...as usual!

[Frida708]

Just that you said "banana" and acted retarded

[Frida708]

Aww it was like hugging you at the end...

[xXRetardKoolaidXx]

Stop ACTA...

/watch?v=-POCDQYBSFw

[Orestiss7]

matt i want to share an interesting fact with you. Sopa (σώπα) means be quiet and Pipa (πίπα) means blowjob in greek. coincidence? -.^ don't think so xD

[bassem008]

4:45 lol same swifty moves in both vids hhh

[bassem008]

over sized boy lol

[MsMakayla1999]

wats with you and raping unicorns

[themegashizz]

Anyone else actually high five along with Matt? o_o

[megaanRAYNER]

your eyes are so nice.

[crazyroom64]

Can i touch your beard? I love beards :) xx

[randomFailz]

I actually high-fived my screen...

[TeenageDisgrace]

I would fluff your pillow, iron your clothes, and make you sandwiches <3 :P

[SingerSongwritter1]

Ur pretty awesome.

[Roooxxy24]

Did anyone else notice how he was moving his hands in the same way he was doing in the first video in the right corner? :p at 4:46

[KawaiiRobot]

@Roooxxy24 Looks like he was same thing too.

[poopinglion]

if i didn't know who you were i would have thought that you were a wise wizard

[texter247365]

Plz shave ur beard and make ur hair like it was in the older vids plz

[randomthoughtsfilms]

if you cut ur hair short u would look so much like my brother

[AndreaSwagz]

You have me as a friend >;O

[AndreaSwagz]

Swifty, did you ever had braces? :O

Your teeth look more straight than mine and i have braces -.-

[swiftkaratechop]

@AndreaSwagz lol my teeth are not straight. i had braces on my botton teeth but not top, and ive actually had a tooth knocked out of my upper row from smashing my face into a bar on a carnival ride, weeeee

[KrazyNaoko]

Get a steam iron! you wont even have to take the green screen down! Unfortunately, the steam iron won't make you any sandwiches, sorry man.

[vlogginglyawkward]

Pause at 2:02... well, this is... awkward.

[yaz90jordan]

this could be really the end of the world ...

[KittehJo]

The sopa and pipa acts were dropped by congress today actually! :D

[swiftkaratechop]

@KittehJo WOOT! :D

[xVindictiveMassacrex]

@KittehJo not dropped postponed for a later date.

[BreakingThrough762]

DOWN WITH SOPA 0_0 They need to get there panties out of their butt. I agree with how they want to stop online piracy...but they don't need to take it to the extremes they want to take it! >:/

[howhightofly]

When he was rubbing the camera with his shirt, it looked like he did that with his nipple xD

[JollyRanchersxx]

SOPA RUINS PORN end of story D:<

I NEED YAOI

[JustAsHeartlessAsYou]

Love your high 5!:D

[hershynina]

I watched a VID of u in 2008 or 9 and wow u have changed

[tyyy93]

Throw a damp washcloth and the sheet in the dryer for about 20 or until the washcloth is completely dry. The sheet shouldn't have any wrinkles in it.

[chiconator4598]

I want your hair

[Didzilla]

Hahahah, I love that the intro is in the end!

[MrElectrohousedance]

Swifty, I just have to ask....do you even have any clue that you may just be a corrupted 5 year old stuck in a 20-ish year old body? :DD

[klaudiz11]

Matt your an amazing guy & you always make me laugh! i honestly don't see how people don't think you aren't hilarious! i've been subscribed to you for the longest time & honestly you make me laugh just as much as you did in your very first Ask Swifty video. thank you so much for being.. well yourself! :D

[MJKJOKER]

at 4:48 he's doing the same face and i think saying the same thing in both videos xD AWESOME

[SuperKyliebear]

I love porn >.>

[OMGWTFBBQxBro]

I <3 you more than golden diamonds to the greediest burglar lol

[whymear1]

You are so entertaining Matt! Thanks for making me laugh! \

You are so beautiful!!!!!

[imaguy1]

WOW! So you said "Who cares if someones hurt you in the past. That's their problem. you're better than that." That really spoke to me. I needed to hear that and it relates to something I'm going through......then you ruined it by saying "Don't put your penis in a car exhaust." You never fail to amaze me Matt. NEVER!

[RainbowBunnySixx]

Whats the outro song?? D:

[VanityxVonxInsanity]

the part where he says " cause i recorded it myself, and i have no friends.." he and moves his hands the excact same time as he does in the video clip of him in as swifty... it blew my mind..

[rqura1]

swifty i love you!

[paintingabz]

U remind me of Peter from family guy :)

[McCartneyFan2011]

heyy i subbed and did a video response to ur channel <3 and you l ook like kevin zegers

[AnarchyAlexis]

You, Cyr,and Onision should make more vids together :(

[ZOLEE94]

Wait, are you just making these "what's on my mind" sections to, for once, use the green screen for its proper function (editing space thingys on it), and not just a green background? :D smart...smart,,,

[xkuerbisxtrance]

Oh boy, I can be that woman you need :x

[HeathersaurusRexx]

At the end when he's talking about the last Ask Swifty, he's totally doing the same arm movement as the little video link XD

[TheKTlv27]

Dear Swifty,

Please shave your face. I love you, but when you have that beard, it pains me to watch your videos.

Pogonophobia. Fear of beards/bearded men.

It's a real thing.

:)

Sincerely, KT.

[MelanieFelonie]

I love you.

I mean, seriously.

[iChadalac]

hahaha I love the endings to his videos xD gahh <3

[angelxsid]

Over editing a bit too much...

[rebbkatt]

ARE YOU ON SPEED?? :O :D

[Joducksaurus]

You have the nicest eyes. D:

[Emills779]

I did give you a high five!!

[ProbablyConnor]

Matt, if you don't like filming Ask Swifty... then don't. Figured I'd comment on this video since I doubt you'd check the comments on the "I'm Rude" vlog. If you prefer videos like this and your vlog, then go ahead and do those instead. I'm sure that many people will still watch. <3 PS: SOPA and PIPA can't stop your sexiness.

[swiftkaratechop]

@ProbablyConnor ive recently enjoyed making them a gain :) i took a break.

[clairebubble7]

@swiftkaratechop *again heheh :3

[tynetta91]

@swiftkaratechop you don't know how glad i am you like them again. i couldn't fully enjoy them cause i thought you didn't enjoy them.

[ForeverRanting]

You guys only care about politics when something you "can't live without" (you actually can) is in jeopardy. -.-

[swiftkaratechop]

@ForeverRanting i cant live without freedom of speech, and neither can you.

[Miekksable]

@ForeverRanting Doesn't EVERYONE care about politics when something you can't live without is in jeopardy (even if you COULD live without it)? Don't we ALL vote for a presidential candidate who stands up for the things we can't live without? As far as I know, I always cared about everything that's important to me, even if i COULD live without it. You're just stating the obvious and making it look like 'caring about the things you care about' is a bad thing.

[BillZzAY]

I'm so glad that I suscribed to you man....

[swiftkaratechop]

@BillZzAY thanks! :D

[Zamliyx3]

@swiftkaratechop ur like a jesus on cokain..

[LenAndRen9898]

UHt oh, he sang a few lines of this place about to blow, SOPA and PIPA have to shut down youtube... :(

[VanityxVonxInsanity]

im a girl who loves making my boyfriend sandwitches, and i stay in the kitchen most of the time cooking things for them, cause its what i like to do, i also love doing laundry and ironing :D and im such a neat freak, that the bed is always made, which yes, involves fluffing the pillows :D

[TheArac3l1]

yay this was posted on my b-Day !!!:D

[HanHansell]

You're way too awesome :)

[DerekRantsNews]

CHECK OUT AND THUMBS UP MY VIDEO ON SOPA 

[AmberKaulitzTH]

Oh swifty, you haven't said the penis + car exhaust line in YEARS! Thanks for the memories of "ask swifty"s long past. HAHA!

[RockalilyDunne]

I feel like you would be awesome at doing cartoon charecter voices. I'm so sorry, but I'm unsusbcribing and I will tell you why. I used to find you very interesting and now I just find you repetitive. I thought that you might wonder why someone would unsubscribe, so this was the reason I did it. For the record, my favourite video you ever made was the one with your sister a while ago. In the future I might come back and watch a video or two, and maybe give thumbs up and give you a comment.

[ben2radio]

@RockalilyDunne No one cares about you, so go back into your dark room and cry bitch. Keep it up swifty.

-Ben =D

[marshagreen]

@RockalilyDunne I feel the same way. We don't mean to be mean, we still like Swifty. This type of videos just don't cut it anymore, there's no real content here. I like Swifty, this is just too unfocused.

[blazeWILDly]

I would be ur woman...only i can't iron :(

[mirjo817]

i like you

[JazmynJawbreaker]

ill come iron ur clothes, make u sandwiches and fluff your pillows (; unce lol 

[bunnybooties]

I saw some classic old school Swifty coming thru in this vid.:)

[ZOLOY]

@LookitsHD What is thT?

[jenn20568]

what do you do besides YouyTob

[valeriaax3]

This had nothing to do with Sopa or PIPA..

[LookitsHD]

Everyone watch my video and like it or favorite it to help raise awareness of SOPA. Thanks!

watch?v=AOUVDccMbPE

[swaginandsurfin56]

You seriously just talk to yourself and answer yourself Bahahah your funny as fuck

[Deathsyt666]

Hey, Swifty, do you play World of Tanks? Because I totally killed someone named "swiftkaratechop" last night.

[EarlyBirdie82]

Are you this crazy in real life Matt? Even on your alt channel you seem a little less insane xD

[333emafryer]

If you loved being a banana but had a secret vish to be a taco..vhitch vould you choose?

[fearevil1]

matt do you have purple nipples

[falulabond]

i can be that woman!!

[falulabond]

your eyes are beautiful!!! can i have them? i want to wear them as a charm on a neckless!

[swiftkaratechop]

@falulabond :o ouchie

[GioUrzica]

that's good. you're nice again. :)

[MrWTFxD]

I thought this was gonna be a serious video since sopa/pipa is actually serious... but I was SERIOUSLY wrong.

[Andreaisamonster]

I'll make you a sandwich :)

[Jaccobymaplesurup]

so he starts talking then goes to do question but then decided he wants to do wants on his mind then gets side tracked then he tells us whats on his mind and then the intro and random ending..

[swiftkaratechop]

@Jaccobymaplesurup partayyyyy

[abirdaplaneitsanime]

Barbie-doll walk 5:08

[RoseRayne28]

Too hard.. Boner! xD That made my day :)

[speedskater90215]

I don't get why you are putting the Ask Swifty thing in the video if it isn't an ask swifty video

[TheDarkWolfy]

slowpoke is slow..

[iroxmoredanu]

ahhh your videos are so pointless, yet they brighten my day everytime i watch them :')

[XjordanspawnkillerX]

sopa/pipa=fuckballs

[peanutbutter81298]

lollololoololol

[yoh97]

i totally legit dated a bagel the other day

[jazzymajazzes2]

Can you come party with me so I can see all of your wonderful dance moves? It'll be great

[sallycookie100]

i'd so make him a sandwhich

[ThiefOfMovies]

IT HURTS MY BRAIN!

[MusicLust13]

SOPA/PIPA Internet police. If it goes through, the consequences will never be the same. They dun goofed.

[punkysoso]

your hair looks great.

[yolanda0916]

SOPA/PIPA=Internet Nazis.

[MrSmileyZombie]

2:17 I was actually high fiving my screen.

[JelloLife]

I havnt watched your videos in at least a year, im glad to see your still as hilarious :)

[rick92rr]

and pipa is the thing you use to smoke things, or a tank filled with hundreds of water gallons =D

[rick92rr]

sopa in my language is soup =D

[swiftkaratechop]

@rick92rr lol awesome

[sportsportsport]

"am I ever gunna get this wrench back in my butt? - aarrgggggg" LMAO fucking hell!!!!!! cracking up.

[sinisterchi]

I would iron for u, make u sandwiches, and I'd love to fluff ur pillow =D

[marcos915]

isn't it a wrEnch? lol whatever this guy is hilarious

[swiftkaratechop]

@marcos915 yeehaw! :P

[AztecAngelo]

and you wonder why all the finger prints are there

[natsurin723]

hey jesus

[OhWorldOfWonder]

4:46 synchronized arm movements ftw

Matt, you are a god

[Angelkat24]

I make sandwiches but i dont iron things, thats my mom's job.

[StarxChick]

Pipa, in my language is blowjob? :L Love you swifty! <3

[AndreasSheiLT]

4:46 same hand motions in both videos =D

[XxToxicDesiresxX]

salad jizz makes my stomach hurt..

[Samson99R]

omg look at yourself in 2008 vidoes..

you are now like :O

WOW

[abyssoffortitude]

@5:07 crazed penguin DANCE!!!!

[Sinner1ner]

(sigh) we'll never get old swifty back goodbye swift.its time we part ways

[CatotheCensor1]

Not true! I am your friend!

[liesbeneathoureyes]

I WAS DOING IT!

[JncGwen]

woah matt i havent been watching for a while. when did u get so shaggy?

[swiftkaratechop]

@JncGwen when scooby ran away D;

[laurenAtrevino]

I volunteer for ir pillow fluffing!"!

[Rogue27Status]

Your face goddamnit!

[q123e5]

Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.

[hellosaydee]

just in one video, ranch and bagels are now ruined for me

[444nitro]

if you got any less weirder i wouldn't watch this awesome video

[swiftkaratechop]

@444nitro woot woot! :D

[junovampire]

Ew

[LazyTaterLikesApples]

No wonder your girlfriend is invisible. She doesn't want to make you sandwiches! muahahahaha!

[yeshypie99]

who highfived the computer n den got their parent asking if ur ok haha :)

[swiftkaratechop]

@yeshypie99 lol :o

[imairborne123]

Sopa is stupid. That is all

[KamaTheSnowLeopard]

Love your eyes :3

[deeengmykuhh]

So when you started talking about how you need a woman it reminded me of the time some guy downstairs in my dorm walked outside and shouted " I NEED A GIRLFRIEND TO DO MY LAUNDRY AND MAKE ME SANDWICHES!" and then asked every girl that walked by if they would help him out.

Also, I laughed so hard when you started singing Ms. New Booty

[swiftkaratechop]

@deeengmykuhh lol sounds like an awesome dude

[michellema98]

I highfived back, but with my fractured wrist... I totally forgot about it till I felt the pain, but I highfived you by YouTube so uh, it was worth it... :)

[Tattgirl64]

I just drooled on myself from laughing hard xD

[joboblee]

Testicle.

[MiLadyCutie9]

Too hyper. It's a little overwhelming