Juicy Approaches at the Market

[brad83871]

I honestly want to destroy this girl in the vagina.

[achilles212]

i just use the dean winchester style and works just fine.,hehehehe.,.,just pretend its not important.,and feel like you are tlaking with your all life friend.,and nerviousness goes away.,well.,thats what i can say

[spongebobjazzpants]

i'd laugh if someone tell me that avocados feel like testicles. i like funny guys :) and yes id prolly give him my number afterwards

[s3ctumsempra]

You know, Avocado ACTUALLY means testicle! It comes from spanish"Aguacate" which comes from nahuatl "Ahuacatl" meaning both testicle, and avocado...

[Iidsr82]

hahahaha yessssss! just ask for a girl's help in picking out an avocado n wait for her to be holding it ...and maybe she's rolling it around in her hands then say how they remind you of testicles...i kinda wanna try this one but not really. i lovvvvvvvvve ur videos helpful n so damn funny! ur fantastic!

[waitummwhat]

a few years a go this guy asked out my friend who is a girl 5yrs younger than me. the way he asked was by sending his friend to ask while he was in the other room. she said yes... they didnt talk the entire time. they just sent the little kid back and forth. he brok up with her after an hour. this would make sense if he was her age but he was my age(15then)

[NipTopCheese14]

the guy was probably soo caught up in this girl because there is no other way that he wouldn't have noticed you!

[evilbunny859]

souds like the disney food comercails at 25 secends  im grabbing testies

[evilbunny859]

souds like the disney food comercails at 0.24

[julianare5678]

are u lesbian?? no offense i just want to be honest about what i think

[plastic191919]

umm.. he might try not talking about testacles o.o''

[craze6663]

u were at the dating oncferance

[weversonman]

i knew coleen was a lezbeein, she has a girlfriend. you can tell because she wears an army jacket and has this kind of weird way of speaking, almost like she was some queen of england or sumthenk.

[darthvaderyoda]

So are you a full-blown lesbian or a just a bi-sexual?

[phillipngyn]

Ask her if she wants your fruit in her salad?

[ODDBALL198226]

lol that's funny.

[Choriextremo]

LOL that guy was a freak, sometimes it's funny to scare off girls, he did it well I guess. I suck at picking up girls too :3

BTW, your jacket is AWESOME.

[The4670]

Thanks to you parents for making you so pretty.

[Joel0277]

Are your Eyes different colours?

[2Aback2]

hitonuinstead lol

[thepickupchick]

@2Aback2 hehehe it took me a couple seconds to get that... i thought you were writing in a foreign language hehehe

[2Aback2]

@thepickupchick justsoonlyyoureaditfirst :D

[sdafdsfsdfdsfsdf]

i think he was just fucking with her LOL

[thepickupchick]

@sdafdsfsdfdsfsdf Well, he did a good job... and scared her off hehehe

[xXZoOoOoMXx]

Just a note!

don't put that much make-up, you're prettier without =x

[thepickupchick]

@xXZoOoOoMXx  Your a sweat heart

[xXZoOoOoMXx]

@thepickupchick i hope that was a typo >.<

[theTdawgYo]

@thepickupchick haha sweatheart! Like a sweatty heart? I thought it was written 'sweet-heart'.. sweet! :)

[NITRoTALPUr]

@thepickupchick plz do say some pickup lines

[GabKoost]

I don't get it... There was a guy hitting on a girl that was standing next to you! I mean,,, She had to be a MEGA HOTTIE because you are kinda hard to go unnoticed...

[ashish2222]

what kind of tattoo do u have on your back?

[bkjeep]

you tips are very helpful! thanks a ton!

[murry001]

The guy shouldn't have talked about fruits and testicles in the same sentence haha! I would have thought that was a given for most guys to realize, oh well! Love your advice and stories Colleen, it's great to hear a chick talk about these things every so often :)

[jaggaaz]

I cann't believe he is was checking out the other girl over you lol... *wink wink ;)

[thepickupchick]

@jaggaaz I'm not sure if he noticed me.... i was all up in the fruit piggin out! hahahaha

[FunLovingCriminals77]

what ur phone number ?

[TooFreakingRelaxed]

That was funny story :-)

[jeremyedwardss1081]

your tottaly amazing by the way thanx for the cotinueing help :)

[Derek51386]

Ill be keeping FREAKIN updates? Wtf does that mean? lol

[TheRexisFern]

@Derek51386 I thought the same thing. She said frequent. It's that damn sexy accent.

[Derek51386]

@TheRexisFern Ahh yeah I can hear it now - thanks lol

[S2DAHZ1]

wooowuuuhhh what a guy lmfao

[luckycharmj2]

the guy could have not been a perv or a virgin

[TeoTheAwesome]

0:54 you...you mean tomatoes?

[TeoTheAwesome]

0:54 you...you mean tomatoes?

[slammusaran]

That guy is an idiot... lol

[tomxxdee]

ahahaha you are sooo clever and funny!

[yousuckvlog]

you re soooo clever jeez!

[MrStripyHead]

l will be in LA in August, lets do a salad!

[xbgt85]

After seeing this youtube.com/watch?v=tdQ_f-k92E­c why was he not hitting on you. I would of been :)

[ewupawly]

@pickupchick I really dislike girls like you. So picky and difficult to please I mean COME on grow up.. girls get fat and ugly when they get old so perhaps that will humble u

[LimpbProduction]

Darn it! I wanted to watch you eat some fruit ><

[jerseystitch]

so. I should not ask if an avocado fits in my anus.

You have Bob Marley on your wall?

Seems you seemed a little Marleyized this time...hehe

[PnutButterNbicheZ]

now im gona think of avacadoes as testicles!-_- thanx Coleen!:/ and thanx to that guy that approached the chick too!

[bitshlap]

I would prolly sample something and then make WAY bigger deal out of how good it is. Say something like, OH MY God This tomato is un-be-lievable!! Have you tried this tomato? Try this tomato! It's good right? What is that? That's an avocado? You mean they don't come sliced? Girls like witty sarcasm... ;)

[internationalutuber]

lmao is that a true story?? say it isn't so

[NateDawg1187]

Haha, I get his idea of being nervous and over thinking things since it's not always the easiest of things to do when your trying to get the girl to notice you and to talk to you but when you over think it and come out with "testicles" thats usually about the point where you realise you just made and Epic Fail. I give him brownie points for trying anyway, You do have alot of great and good quality advice for us guys Kathleen, it's enjoyable to watch and learn a thing or two through your videos.

[socratesjr]

freaking updates...OH...frequent updates :)

[DorkiieAaron]

omfg...it's gonna rain again this week, except for mon-wed. everytime you come to NY, it rains...hopefully mother nature changes her mind =)

I laughed when you said, "ohhhh my goshh" 1:34 LMAO...I seriously cannot believe that he did that. Obviously coming off as some type of sexual addict would ruin EVERYTHING! He just lost his chance...too bad.

[pinkeyedtennisshoes]

WOW! lol

[smile4dakillcam1]

i went back to my home in england it was lovely

[Ecase901]

frequent

that guy is gay, i would never say something like that to a girl stranger

[22uber]

did you say freakin' or frequent updates

[andrewt1on1]

Hey Colleen, don't you think it would be a cool idea to use a "sexual double entendre" at the fruit market? For example, the guy could say to the girl, "I like these big juicy melons! They feel so good...and taste so good when I shove them right in my face!" lol So how would most girls react to that?

[CTAB100]

what is this foreign lady saying?

[Erilis666]

In all seriousness, he should have let her speak, then asked follow-up question like "So this one's pretty ripe then, yeah?" or "I've been wanting to use them in salads, but do you know how I might use them in cooking?" She answers and he might say "wow, you must really enjoy cooking! The most I do is with the microwave ^_^ but I definitely would like to be able to cook more" etc, etc.

And you never know, she might explain she used to live on a farm or something interesting like that.

[thepickupchick]

@Erilis666 Definitely!!!! That would a great conversation!!!

[Erilis666]

not talked about balls? lol

[aminrazr]

lol toe matos

[jkingooo]

well i would say that im going to make some guacamole and i know i need avocados but ive never really made guacamole before can u recommend any other ingredients i could add

[dermoe10]

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad!!" great BOD quote

[thepickupchick]

@dermoe10 hahaha  good one ;)

[MikelRysk]

Got a question for you Colleen.  How do you approach a women when she is at work? Is this done or is it considered a faux pas? I seem to meet all kinds of interesting women when I go out and I see them at their job. How do I approach them?

[AdorableJuno22]

he could of just let her keep talking not added testicles wtf?

[TehIcedSoda]

i think your "girlfriend" was high ..

[JayPaulie]

Toe-ma-toesssss

[o0ollllo0o]

Whats a pippit?

[darkerca]

@o0ollllo0o Pivot is a girl who helps u get girls :D

[Erilis666]

@darkerca she should really have "pivot" in text in the intros.

[jeremyedwardss1081]

hahahaha he could have not talked about tests. lol it's a pick up not a porno lol

[thepickupchick]

@jeremyedwardss1081 I kno rite?? hahaha it was amusing to witness tho!

[magma9495]

when she told him how to know if it was ripe he should have held it out and said "does this feel ripe" not sure what he coulda done after that :P but that could at least got him a little bit further

[Ghost572]

I had a bycycle accident last week, a 4by4 wasn't paying attention and collided into me :D

[rikiricochet]

hahahahaha, that was so funny XD my experience was a bit different. i was at the pool with one of my friends and then this girl from our school comes over to this little kid and was like, OH YOU DID NOT JUST CALL MY MOTHER FAT! and then the little kid was just starring at the girl from our school like he didn't know what was going on! and then i got all quiet and so i told my friend who was sitting right beside me that we should've made signs for mariah, and apparently she heard me. AWKWARD!!

[stsrawmos]

I want that green Volcom shirt!

[crispedfuture]

that was a fake story wasn't it? 

[thepickupchick]

@crispedfuture No!!!! It was one of the funniest crash and burn approaches!! And thats what keeps me making my videos, to help the burn victims hehehehe

[bphoru]

have fun in ny

enjoyed last ny video

[thepickupchick]

@bphoru Hey!!! Thank you i will i'll make sure to take lots of footage while im here so i can make another lil video for you ; D

[masterakoukaka]

The guy could have asked her if she wanted to taste what he would make with that fruit and invite her to dinner or something like that. Simple!

[mrDC300]

is it ok if i ask girls to show me their melons plz reply back

[thepickupchick]

@mrDC300  hahaha.... no don't ask her that!! Unless she asks you if you want to see her mellons ; )

[Silverpsycho78]

Let me guess, the one person to dislike this video was avocado guy...wasn't it?

[thepickupchick]

@Silverpsycho78 hehehe no he should be thankful in that he should now kno not to kill his approach

[Guntobond]

he could have been just fucking with her and not really trying to get with her.

[rade155]

tomato is not a fruit!

[zprkrmn]

@rade155 I think you need to take some botany classes.

[masterakoukaka]

@rade155 Yes it is because it contains seeds in it unlike vegetables. Fruits are used by plants to reproduce, it's nothing about the taste!

[thepickupchick]

@masterakoukaka your smart!!! and i learned something new ; D

[Nickolie0990]

@rade155 dude, a tomato is a fruit, do your research before making statements. :-)

[sailinginbvi]

I think the hair is different. I do like. I'm hoping this is not sexist. You're an entertainer with a message, and that is why i subscribe. "ya, right". No , really that is why I subscribe.

[thepickupchick]

@sailinginbvi hehehe well i'm glad you subscribed and enjoy stopping by ; D I think my hair just gets lighter as i'm in the sun a lot My friends mentioned that to me too

[farzinb2003]

tomaaaato

[lovelol3]

is a tomato a fruit? :S

[CanaDuhGirl]

You say tomatoe, I say tomato

[ewupawly]

yo.. over the months this girl has gotten real annoying. her annoying accent. her annoying teeth.

[thepickupchick]

@ewupawly you don't have to put up with it if you don't want to!!! You make your own decisions in life ; )

[pogoman555]

I like the way you say tomatoes

[BestOf2th]

theirs this girl from my school that i dont know but we both take the same bus route how do i start a conversation with her??

[superman41573]

mmm kettle corn fresh veggies and especially flowers are my fav

[thepickupchick]

@superman41573 I kno.... the sweet smell of kettle corn drives my taste buds craaaaazy ; )

[nyankeez216]

The guy could've done EVERYTHING better... Avacados reminding you of testicles? really dude?

[CapumOfOuttaSpace]

Girls are scary

[ipwnnoobssohard]

I dont think he was trying to pick her up. lol

[thepickupchick]

@ipwnnoobssohard After that comment i had no clue what the F he was trying to do!!! hahahahha

[VoodooSTD]

lol....avocados dun remind of testicles .....beans do XD

he should've aproached her on beans if he really wanted the testicle fail XD

[thepickupchick]

@VoodooSTD hahahahahahaha now every time I see beans i'm gonna think of testicles....

[gdcardona91]

are you wearing the Purple Heart medal in this video it was hard to tell but it looked like one

[gdcardona91]

are you wearing the Purple Heart medal in this video it was hard to tell but it looked like one

[RAMKING61]

Most dorks think women get excited by sexual genetalia comments...they just never learn that women are different from men.

[vascurten]

I don't know if you ever heard this but you are gorgeous.

[thepickupchick]

@vascurten  Thank you ; D xoxox

[Emilsejer]

maybe he just shouldnt talk about testicles right infront of a girl he just med .. maybe? :P

[WheresTheAnyKey1]

you look tired, you ok?

[mancewicz]

have fun in Big apple!

[BeingSuperAwesome]

it sounded like u were reading from a script this time but all the more amusing

[goriverde2]

0:15 One of your girlfriends? xD humm

[ALLFYE]

Lol, what a D-Bag.

[iseesquares]

is that guy retarded??

[MrK8nister]

Once me and some friends of mine were at a bar. One of my friend saw that chick sitting there, he said to us: "look, this chick is freaking hot", he says that so loud she hear that. She started to smile and shouted back: "Thank you" :D

[YourHamsandwich]

hehe tomàtos

[hustlefreely]

I ROFL, when you said the guy started talking about testicles :D

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

The classic bad approach is when a guy just walks up and interupts a girl and says "Hi" and just stands there like a lox. You need to walk up and say something funny to make her laugh or something that is a joke on her. I would have walked up and said to her (with a serious look on my face): You can't have those tomatos, because the're all mine" and then I would just shut up and look at her, until we both start laughing. They I say: "Hi, I'm ______ what's your name"

[Overheatius]

Uhm i think anything besides mentioning testicles would've been better

[iTeets]

That guy fucked uuuuup. /facepalm.

[WillyM79]

I went tubing on a river and got sunburned, bad

[greengirls]

i second tawtch a video on that be cool

[AlborzJ]

I was in a bar. They guy walked to a girl and said," just imagine me going down on you all night long." The girl got up and left. I think what he did wrong was to open his mouth and talk...

[thepickupchick]

@AlborzJ hahahaha YA!!!! 

[xbirthxbyxsleepx]

You were biking in the kitchen?

[hal0berry]

13th! Lol and i think that guy should have done anything but that!

[orvie8]

If he wanted to talk about the avocados, he could have asked her if she knew that they can be called alligator pears or something. His choice was just wrong!

[KcbFilms]

Was she txting while biking?

[thepickupchick]

@KcbFilms NO! and thats why i was like " REALLY?!?!  ARE YOU SLEEPING??" but we got a good laugh outta it hehe

[MeR0bert]

"what could the guy have done better?"

lol

...everything

[drummerkid1993]

Oh wow, that guy is f*cking hilarious.

[Tawtch]

What do you think about Pick Up Artist like Mystery ?

[Sperm55]

@Tawtch HE IS AWESOME!!! (and my idol!)

[RamoRM07]

@Tawtch hes a dyke

[thepickupchick]

@Tawtch He's been helping out men just like i have and he's pretty successful in getting the guys where they need to be

[arandompotato32]

4st

[RatedAK0]

- I just Got back from DEEP SEA FISHING !!!!!

- Adrian .

[thepickupchick]

@RatedAK0 How fun!!!! I love to fish ; D Did you catch anything ??

[margaritozea9]

second

[automatic1237]

first?