The J in JT (Halo 3 Machinima)

[noyouman1]

Back in 2009 when Machinima was good

[HLGswiftdoomsday42]

wait wasnt that a tie game..? <_<

[jackthelad234]

oh god save the queen oh god! drama queen!

[jackthelad234]

my initials are JT

[AtomicFire41]

that would be cool if the white team made you look like them

[juscarmeam]

that is sick man mabey you can go against me ArmyGhost30 Halo Reach!!!

[xzen1a]

Still a better love story than twilight

[LunarSkyWolf7]

Most best story EVER IN HALO.

[SplitSecond0]

@LunarSkyWolf7 NO in life

[LunarSkyWolf7]

@SplitSecond0 XD whateva ya say man but yea this stories and vids in YT just make me wanna have an XBox.. T_T too bad I can't buy/get one... DX

[sebas12tothemax]

HAHAH i love this

[eliteraider615]

i gotta hammer!!!.....oh shit

[jaysmom1998]

Sticks and Stones may brake my bones but TASTE MY STICK YOU BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1

[specialtigrexFX]

@jaysmom1998 thats what I said

[spartanrampa9e4XBL]

awesome dude

[spartanrampa9e4XBL]

awesome dude

[Timasuarus007]

4:52 I'm a Jedi Je, Je?

[samtrix08]

Where you camping again? (My Cousin actually asked me that when we were playing) I was like... no...maybe...yes

[Auvreaeath]

Jarry?

[ReachIsBeast]

4:52 "I am Michal J. Caboose- Vehicle Destroyer!!!!!"

[Xxredmist13Xx]

how do they have white armor and red and blue shoulders and everybody elsa has all one color

[charlotteshubby]

@Xxredmist13Xx u can change ur armour color bro

[MyCraftyLittleWorld]

hay us brit's aren't all like that tea and biscuits anyone

[ZOMBIEMASTER731]

@MyCraftyLittleWorld

im with ya



[IzzyFacebook]

Green-noob

red=english

yellow=renneck

blue=normal guys

[FlonzyFilms]

LoL "Falcoln, Eagle, Hawk, we gotta butter the margerine"

[AnimalProProductions]

to all the pueers who dislike this get a life



[theLarry2589]

HEY YOU FRICKEN BRITS EAT YOUR TEA AND DRINK YOUR CRUMPETS

wait i think its the other way around

[jordandude121]

I GOT A HAMMER! OOOHH SHIT!

[soap1610]

Are you as good at halo as you say in your raps

[GunnerX5]

"...We gotta butter the margerine..." lol

[u1ton]

LOL I was watching campers paradise before this and then campers paradise came on!

[KRBrulez]

im gonna comment on every video of yours, i already commented white guys can rap TWO, uhm, so, I LOVE YOU

[xxJSGC123xx]

Then afterwards when the green dude says "Ah shit" the caption is "brown". Lol this thing is incredible.

[xxJSGC123xx]

LOLOLOLOL from 2:27 to 2:33 the captions were "gay" then "activity". ROFLMAO.

[lolaandjoe123]

sticks and stones may break my bones but take this STICKY BITCH!!!!!!!

[twistedgamer17]

lol 117 dis likes

[JagoShogun]

British because they are red. So George Washington/Patfan keeled them. :I

[ehawkins012]

0:00 for no adds

[patfan8326]

@thehoodiesniper1 Because its funny and reinforces the satire. People apparently dont have the sense of humor we anticipated

[lolmsproductionsfan]

my favorite part is 4:51

[arbiter10111]

since when did british kids like me talk like that

[cryptods137]

lol there is 117 dislikes

[billybobjo108]

every body halo 4 is being made!!!!!

[epicninja4345]

@billybobjo108 we know haha its kinda old news haha

[intgold17]

thumbs up if zman is wrong hes not insane its the western union phonetic alphabet its a base

[759759youtuification]

4:34 i would have liked him to say : Use the force

[blazezero1000]

if it was multiteam battle then why was skull and patfan one color they didnt even have the same color combination but it was still really good

[thecritic1308]

wow epic story i wish i was there just to get pwned by such gods xD

[TheBRMproductions]

I just watched campers paradise before I watched this for people who have not seen it it is the thought bubble the dude is having

[mymcr03]

i got a hammer aw shit

[flare0541]

i had just watched campers paradise

[OutdoorMoney70]

I Bagged a newb @ 2:45 lolololol

[moko3000100]

hahaha campers paradise 2:30

[Darktrooper0]

FUCKING ADS

[jakthemak]

Most English people are not posh loads use slang like me but the videos good any way

[xxJSGC123xx]

@jakthemak yeah I'm English and was thinking same thing, kinda pissed me off lol.

[jakthemak]

@xxJSGC123xx lol

[theblackjay2]

Dude watch this video and turn on captions.. i lol'd

[jakthemak]

@dullestcookie true true very true

[thevideoace6]

@dullestcookie noob The 21 st century dosn't give a damn about history

[slayer85187]

@dullestcookie Bear Grylls is from Britain. He drinks all your piss.

[acenes18]

@dullestcookie The USA was not formed by Britain, only the colonies were, so go back to Social Studies and learn this once again, or don't think that Britain is better than USA....and those 15 people also need to do this -.-

[dullestcookie]

@acenes18 did i say britain was better than the USA? I'm not going to argue about which is better because nobody will ever win!

[acenes18]

@dullestcookie no, but that was more general, and you said that USA was formed by Britain...re-read your original post before you respond.....

[jakthemak]

@acenes18 Well when we did actually have parts of USA the part which is now New York and Washington we ruled

[acenes18]

@jakthemak ...they were part of the colonies, they were being "ruled" across an entire ocean and could only react to what was happening every few months....if that sounds like ruling then sure, but thats why the American Revolution happened...all i said was that USA was not formed by Britain, nothing about ruling or anything like that

[thisisdecaffe]

Wuts the song at the end

[superlink9876]

dude its just an game u tarts

[RunescapeFlavour]

what the fuck did i just watch

[lilkillerwolf]

I got a hamme..... ah shit

[merrychristmasreaper]

4:50-5:20 Just bad ass just bad ass.

[mikelivingit]

i got a hamer boom



[luvUtheodora7]

SUC MY DICK

[kopaka099]

the reds won!

[sandwich333]

"STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT TASTE MY STICK YOU BITCH!!!!"

[AusLlamaProductions]

the red team won. they were 2 ahead. even tho both red team died they killed 1 other person they won by 1

[HaloKidPwns]

noobs....

[azooooooooo]

... and the green team wins

[pekingduck180]

with the classic British quotes you missed Good lord !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eam2075]

at 2:26 is that a song

[narutofaxfan]

@eam2075 it's campers paradise by the same people who made this vid. jt machinima rules

[Acousticsons]

Sticks and stones may brake my bones but taste my stick bitch lol

[MultiMikeman1]

some kick ass music!

[kingratliff129]

was sk13 soupposed to be dead or just badly hurt

[uberninja228]

so whats the t

[DARTHMPK]

Bob is my uncle! (no joke)

[kingsparta100]

That was epic it should be a tv show special

[Shadokilerrr]

i hate fags that pretend they KNOW skull and patfan morons

[haloroxbigtime]

They need to ask themselves what language are they speaking and also that they are not really america only the native americans are the real Americans these guys are just immigrants so yeah

[Ronyy666]

@haloroxbigtime yea ur right we are suppose to be immigrants from europe but since we basically killed off native americans we just claimed to say we discoverd america because at the time (im sorry if i offend anyone but) we really didnt acknowledge that the natives to be human at the time and just expanded and now as commen knowledge we say that we discoverd america but really we were the first (i guess you could say) civilized people to discover it.

[acenes18]

@Ronyy666 Native Americans were civilized, just with more war and less sanitation...Killed off the Native Americans? Is that why States and people keep bitching about our casinos? (The casinos in LA are supposed to surpass the ones in Las Vegas in the next few years in money made per year...) btw, i didn't find anything offensive other than the civilized part

[Ronyy666]

@acenes18 honestly i dont remeber what i was talking about. this is like 7 months ago.

[acenes18]

@Ronyy666 i know, more for anyone else that reads it...not for you lol

[Dachiakia1]

@haloroxbigtime Sadly enough, we speak an abomination of English called American. Pretty sure English people don't go around going "Wassup homie all up in this bitch."

[jakthemak]

@Dachiakia1 lol

[kazaboy921]

i hate ppl who insult the english don't dis if it wasn't for us you would be all tribal nomads

[jakthemak]

@kazaboy921 Historicly that is true

[EddieH467]

"i got a hammer! fuck!"

[ITzYAhBOyAllStarr]

law and order

[nemesis0778]

oh come on! we english do not speak like that! sure the ott british do but not all of us sound like that... we certainly are more polite than the Americans but we dont speak like that! besides... even though i know it's a joke i do have to take offence to that.

[jakthemak]

@nemesis0778 All british will including me a little bit

[acenes18]

@nemesis0778 Someone is ignorant enough to think that hes more polite than Americans...I mean come on, just because you see the videos and movies and shit that portray the average TEEN who grew up with BAD parents that let them do what they want with no punishment...Most people i know are very polite, even the ones who are bullies (some, not all)

[nemesis0778]

@acenes18 the comment is 8 months old and isn't even the top comment. why were you replying to this? but to respond to your argument; i know this, but there are a lot of people on the internet that just get me pissed off. so i take pride in the fact i am polite and respect anyone that does the same. so thank you for expressing your opinion, but my comment is really old and doesn't really need to be replied to.

[killer1hurricane]

lol bye bye i bagged a noob

[zmansonic]

"oh god save the queen...he's insane!"

[mr05052]

I bagged a noob!

[MPSA4]

@awsomguy2000 chill u racist bastard!!!

[MPSA4]

you make us english sound like a bunch of posh tea drinking twats

[james89tristan]

???

[conqueror389]

4:44 - EPIC

[OwnageStudiosLS]

@awsomguy2000 dude stop being racist U bitch its just a song and not all British are like that even though I'm Japanese but live in America and not England... well still patfan and skullkruncher are awsome its just a video u retarded cyber pussy

[bobisawsome12345]

@OwnageStudiosLS he just proves that the majority of america is fat and stupid i used to think we were a great country then i opened my eyes tho its not all bad

[Psychobruner]

Thumbs up if you think Zealous Sangheili, JT machinima and Ze Royal Viking should do machinimas together

[ASilentProduction]

oh stop complaining it's comedy so what if he made fun of british people just face it british people are funny.

[joshuacat1]

whats the song at 4:26 i fine this sad and awesome plz tell me the song

[awsomguy2000]

FUCK YOU BRITISH YOU JUST HAD TO FUCKING GO AND FUCKING THROW THAT GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING long....juicy......sticky.....­.STICK AT SKULL!

HOW DARE U BRITISH!!!! ALL BRITISH SHALL BURN IN HELL!

[jakthemak]

@awsomguy2000 thats a bit harsh considering we actually made u civilised and have a computer to write that comment

[sharpshootershow]

fuck you skull im unsubing cos of your fucking remark about the britsh!

[chaoscontrol72]

@Ripperboi09 Chill dudes, everyone comedian has a specific country they poke fun at. Hell, everyone does.

[darkrai5100]

EPIC MUSIC AT 5:00!!!

[keltoid777]

lol

[combair]

i love when the british guy say: "oh god save the queen" lol nice one

[XFunnyfartfilmsX]

Why the fuck you always have a go at England you've probably never been and we don't sound like that you stupid yank bastards

[Gezzi100]

I BAGGED A N00B AND I LIKED ITTT!!!!!!

[Kane7698]

The 108 people who disliked got killed by the grenade Skull threw

[123Superdeath]

man i wish on xbox live id be on their team too but theyd say no and t bag me lol

[xbox360master985]

@superandomdog I know what you mean

[TheShotgunfun101]

I find it funny that he used the noob combo to kill that last guy

[ZeroXDX1998]

I got a hammer

BOOM

oh shit

[StrawHatChopper1]

1:58 ahahahaha

[ReachNation]

sticks and stones may break my bones but taste my stick bitch!

[laurendemars]

huge fan of jt machinima

[legofoxanimations]

I am English but this was extremley funny

[SuperRandomdog]

@legofoxanimations but you have to be sick of people making fun of us right

[Sinic4]

I really hate people who just either wear the same armor but different secondary colors or just no different colors at all, or if they wear the exact same colors. :./

[WoWnerd1001]

oh so at the begining u mean jack black and kyle gass???

[TheChrisu98]

this vid pwns

[MsCloudsFTW]

were you camping again

nooooooooo

your such a noob

LOL

[iscenemario]

why is everyone saying its a tie? they said they were 2 points behind and the white guy killed one and then he died so they were still 2 points behind then the last white guy kill the last red guy so they still lost by one ahaha

[HTWhardcore777]

My Initals are JT!!! xD

[sixshooter508]

omfg I love this movie make another one

[dotoriginal1]

wait a minute,before they killed both reds,they said they were to points behind meaning,was the match a tie?

[theflame150]

i hate british steriotypes, on any 360 game some american fuck-tards (not all americans are like this) take the pis out of the english.

[koldkiller1]

@theflame150 cuz ur a gay enlish,im not a emrican im a sheep shagging welsh kid

[theflame150]

@koldkiller1 GTFO.

[SonicHalo12345]

Roger Roger Plus Minus Terkey

[360gamer33]

@conman1892 don't u know that it is just a damn steriotype

[FlashDwade18]

If only all Halo matches are this epic. 

[koldkiller1]

were u camping again,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ur such a noob lol

[10alax]

this fails

[conman1892]

i hope you all realise no-one in england speaks like that

[nickjake1999]

This is awesome!

[darkfate43]

sticks and stones may break my bones but TASTE MY STICK U BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[TINYHOHOHO]

but wait they still lost

they where down by 2=2

they killed the red=1

skull got killed by the reds=2

then the other guy killed the other red=1

so thus 4 they lost by 1 point

[deathisacomin80]

@TINYHOHOHO no they said they were down by one point later so it would have been a tie

[beatsryder]

@deathisacomin80 its a freakin machinma nub

[clubpokemon224]

thats an english stero type WE REALLY KEEP OUR REP BY COKE...... a cola

[Cokapeps1]

Echo 62A request a sitrep on red white kill status ratio sector 82 is 17 degrees east to west roger roger copy alpha plus minus turkey

[marsunderscorefenix]

1:40 thumbs up for counter strike reference XD

[yankeefanbryson19]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but- Taste my Stick you Bitch!

[MichaelChin1994]

LOL Campers Paradise cameo

[rolfondat]

FALCON EAGLE HAWK WE GOTTA BUTTER THE MARGARINE

[E25SPARTAN]

LOL haha

[TectonicEdge]

minius turkey hahahahah

[littlekakashi4]

oh dear queen of england hes gone insane

[MrItalianmustard]

@WOWMachinima1123 it's a mark five helmet, with hayabusa shoulders.

The shoulders can be uptained by collecting nine of thirteen skulls, in campaign.

And the helmet, I think you get from online experience or something.

I can't tell what his chest peice is though?

[squirrelapocalypse]

@MrItalianmustard the chest is CQB, you can see the knife.

[MrItalianmustard]

@squirrelapocalypse Oh, that's what it is. I couldn't get a good look at it.

[thesinghsons]

im J-JT ,BOOM HEADSHOT!

[ROFLCOPTER266]

lol epic except no-one speaks like that in england i should know im from london