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  • 5:03 "We gonna go off the air now. Good luck and God bless."

    That single line has stuck with me ever since I first saw this movie.

  • Awwww poor Max bless um. He was pure class. 

  • WERES OPTIMUS PRIME WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!!!

  • they got over max's death real quick

  • @yuukislazecut19 Max died saving the Earth

  • @2:10 A bullet can't be fired in the vacuum of space.

  • @meltz911 Yes a bullet can be fired in space because an oxidizer is built into the cartridge.

  • @meltz911 yes they can

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  • 8:21 "i'm trying to have some fun before i die" hahahahaha :D

  • First Shanghai... now Paris

  • Hey guys! Guess what?? IT'S JUST A FUCKING M O V I E. Enjoy it or don't watch it. Jesus Christ.

  • 'WELL I DON'T WANNA HEAR I HOPE SO!' stupid bitch! what do you want to hear? Lies?

  • 3:13 max screams we got pressure up the ass lol just they way he said makes me laugh my ass off

  • Imagine being told that there is no hope for Earth and, NO MATTER WHAT, you are going to die. That would be intense.

    Fuck going under ground, thats not gonna protect you. I would stand outside and stare at the sky and wait. And listen to my favorite music and dance. Yeahhhh.

  • @MyEmoRubberDuckie

    That's something I never understood. Why would people want to spend their final moments alive cowering in a shelter?

    If something like this ever did happen. Then I would much rather be outside. You'd die either way. It isn't going to make any difference at all if your in a so called "Shelter".

  • when this movie appear, a newspaper call it ''the noisiest flop of the year'' . it is noisiest and it is a major flop. typical hollywood shit

  • paris had it coming

  • "EARTH-QUAKE!!!!" ... ? 2:59

  • "This is so much fun its freaky!" hahaha

  • 2:16 i want to kill him.

  • Was that bear grylles @5:05

  • @yousuckdonkeysballs no its not

  • Just trying to have some fun b4 I die lol

  • ''prepare the world for bad news''

  • Russian Heroooooooooooooooo!

  • 4:37 where can i find that music?

  • @orisidone song called "bad news" ... if it's not banned, you can find it on youtube .. maybe search for "armageddon bad news" ;-)

  • Notice on thr right-top smoke going up BESIDE the plume explosion. Thats the meteors brother: Fuck this ima go hit London

  • @6:24 what the guy says "we have front row seats to the end of the earth" kindof would be a bright side to the situation if everyone was fucked anyways,would be cooler to be on the asteroid then on earth

  • I don't think 10 feet is going to make a difference

  • HAAAAAAARRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!­

  • MEET UR MAKE ASTEROID! lol

  • crazy guy.lol

  • how come they were able to land like ders a gravity same in the earth on the asteroid? ? ?

  • @jerofreeze cuz the asteroid has a strong magnetic field..cause of it's composition

  • @jerofreeze

    dont over analyse dude! just enjoy the movie ;)

  • So there's another armadillo. What about the other nuclear bomb? Somehow it didn't got remote detonated, or the previous remote detonation was intended for the bomb on Harry's team only.

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  • hahahaha 1:03

  • Omg Bears face at 01:31

  • Bears face at 01:31

  • gosh darn 360p

  • 1:26 Bear: "thank you jesus, thank you lord, thank you...thank you, thank you, thank you.... lol.

  • 5:30.....DAMN! Paris was wiped the fuck out! And to think that one was only about the size of a bus!

  • I cried about the part when the "drilling was unsuccessful" and about 100 other times during this epic awesome movie!

  • I like how you got the 3 guys joy riding around on the dang thing while the others are being all serious lol.

  • i think i just cried 10 times in this movie! beautiful movie!

  • as it is called the part where playing the flute please

  • Sgt Reznov is saving humanity!!!!

  • @powerer43 to much COD man lol

  • @3rnieL0za yeah hehe

  • to much COD man lol

  • 18 people didn't feel the power between their legs.

  • I wonder what I would have thought when I saw those lights at the horizon. 6.48

  • Recaro seats +.+

  • He's got space dimensia.... Hahaha, is that a scientific medical term there Mr. Pilot?

  • Big guys didn't say that bin laden was behind this! Lol

  • Proof that even space itself hates the French

  • "whoa! this so much fun it's freaky!" LOL

  • everybody busy digging while rock`s playing a machine gun...LOL

  • 1:25 "Thank you jesus, thank u lord. thank you! thank u, thank u thank u , thank u." haha

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  • Did he said earthquake lol?

  • Now am totally a Russian hero !!

  • bears face is priceless when the thrusters came back on

  • you know, for being a mile off the asteroid.....they hit a lot of shit....

  • sorry dudes for quoting but "I can take this asteroid single handedly" by rockhound made me rotfl

  • god gave us children so we can have roses in december..... what does this mean?

  • @threatz911 it means in the end/twilight of your life (December), you can watch the new generation (children) grow and blossom into adults.

  • 18 people did not down shift slowly.

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  • "look we got front row tickets to the end of the earth" best line in the film =)

  • I love that f***ing DRAG CAR RACER =Better than Monster Cars LOL

  • Michael Clark Duncan.. haha

  • that's my family up there so i don't wanna hear we hope so!!

    god I love her

  • Max you fat fuck haha

  • They could have just re-connected the blue wires.

  • 8:07-8:23 hahahaha!!!

    8:48 If you ever gonna trust me,ever,once in your life,trust me now...epic!

  • 8:07-8:23 hahahaha!!

  • i was wondering did max explode or did the armadillo float away

  • @DLH184 it floated away and depending how close they were to earth, it'll keep on going

  • @DLH184 doesn't really matter he's dead either way

  • Hey how come we didn't get any training on this thing...

  • @DxOxNxOxINFAMOUS no you dont

  • Weird, wouldn't water flow in outer space? Rather than being sprayed to melt the ice?

  • @zumwane i think it'd be spherical...

  • 04:50 - Morgan Freeman

  • @DxOxNxOxINFAMOUS he is not a nigga

  • This movie ... there's only so much vomit in the entire world. 

  • IM THE ONLY CERTIFIED ASTRONAUT!! from 1911..

  • 6:49 most epic YEAH in movie history

  • " sPaCe DeMeNtIa " LOL

  • press 5 for meteorite action replay

  • 1:36

    "I'm really a Russian hero!"

    Good thing Stalin is long dead...if he would have heard him say that, that cosmonaut would be dead as soon as he lands. Stalin had no need for heroes that can potentially compete with him in popularity constests...don't believe me? Ask his WW2 generals and marshalls...

  • @JamenSomasu1986 par with hitler

  • @and551 Hitler never did to his generals what Stalin did to his (although he wished he did at the end of the war lol).

  • @JamenSomasu1986 lmao, good point

  • "bye max....take care buddy."

  • @alexgomez83 max, what a hero!!

  • 2:16 - "This is so much fun its freaky." The entire movie in that quote

  • why the hell would they bring a gatling gun?

  • how many people counted on their fingers, 'DAMN GLAD TO SEE YOU BOY!!!'

  • @Choomanama

    To be honest....in this version...the german transelation is very good. might be because of the fact, that the english sound recordings were very very very bad... even in the dvd version i noticed that the spound was far worse then the vcd version....

  • Best soundtrack in movie history

  • thank you Jesus thnk u thnk u........Bear 1:28 lol

  • "I'm really a russian HEROOO!"

  • @theHADMEISTER I call shotgun. Wait a second......

  • I love it at 3:52 how the soundtrack (which gets played throughout the movie a number of times) has a slightly distorted sound to it this time. It's really subtle, but adds to the impending doom/disbelief haha.

  • awwwwwww poor Max,

  • NOW IM A REALLY A RUSSIAN HEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • Poor Europe ): , france got whipped out by a regular meteor ):

  • He sounds and looks JUST like Sgt. Reznov!!

  • 4:26 is the best part

  • Love how they show everyone in the world preparing for the bad news!! Aww love when they see the other armadillo!! <3

  • Love how they show everyone in the world preparing for the bad news!!

  • OH JESUS IM COOKING. LOL XD

  • its a asteroid-quake...

  • aaw....so sad

  • What's the soundtrack called from 4:22 - 5:07 ??

  • 4:22-5:07 = my favorite part of the movie

  • NOW I AM A REAL RUSSIAN HERO I LOVE THE RUSSIAN GUY

  • @MRNASCARFAN25 his name is Peter Stormare and he is Swedish, he has been in alot of movies usually acting as either A:crazy russian B:crazy italian or C: criminal russian/italian

  • 10:37 impossible there cant be fire in space because there aint any oxegen in space to fuel it

  • @MDMfilmers Who cares?

  • 2:57 Someone says "earthquake " LOL

  • bear is the biggest in the team but he is the most childish hahaha, so funny.

  • Uh no, earthquakes are on earth. You know, the planet you are trying to save. You are witnessing a meteor quake.

  • asshole!.they are not a scientist to know how to say that word meteor quake.. in this movie they are innocent about kind of that so they dont what called about that!lolololol

  • I like Steve Buscemi's line.

    3:40

    "bye, max take care buddy."

  • " now im a REALLY RUSSIAN HEROOOO" lol

  • harry : A.J iwe got 5 words to say to you: DAMN GLAD TO SEE YOU BOY!.

    A.J : Thats six words. LoL

  • training at nasa for years and months and actually being in outer space are two different things.

  • why are there so many problems and explosions in this movie?

  • @soxfan2231 these guys are only oil drillers not astronauts, they are trying to chew through Iron ferrite, and they are working in a cold enviornment that would make antartica look like a summer vacation. Chalk it up also to all the gas pressure that rock is holding, the only astros on this mission alive in the end are Sharpe, Watts, and Andropov; which Andropov is the only cosmo with space experience.

  • @soxfan2231 well....this was directed by Machael Bay. Explosives are like his thing.

  • this insane........ he got space dymentia

  • AJ, ive got 5 words for you " damn glad to see you boy!"

    "thats six words" lol

  • lol!.are you really watching? AJ replied to harry's words and AJ said thats 6 words! asshole

  • How sad that Max cried out for Harry before he went

  • god damit,i wanted to ride the nuke

  • someday im gonna ride a nuke. hahahahaha

  • @Bluejeans41 The only nuke you will ride is the one that goes off right under arse.

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  • it would have been funny if it was like 799 ft and they were like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • cant they just use that meteor buggy and just jump into earth? Lol

  • Hahahaha Bear is the best character ever.

  • love the part when AJ reaches HARRY AND THE GANG!! :D

  • MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  • waw im mad slow i dident notice till now how fast there moveing arent they suppose to be in space

  • 2:00 Rockhound has found : The Wrangler

  • ROFL "front row tickets to the end of the earth" :D

  • @wolfygirl1313 that's actually a really good point... But then they would have lost about 20 mins film time and had to kill max of another way :)

  • :this is insane!

    :insane? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA

  • I kinda think a "Shut the fuck up and Drill boy!"(in a joking sort of way) should have been added after he says "That's 6 words Harry."

  • @einox81

    no shit.

  • 17 ppl didn't embrace the horror :)

  • awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "He's got space dementia." And he said it with a straight face.

  • @senhuan wonder how many takes that took :)

  • Guess what guys, its time to embrass the horror, look we got front row tickets to the end of the earth

  • Why dont they go for max later in the shuttle, he has o2 .?

  • @ericvid Dude...he fucking blew up lol. There is no Max. Or Armadillo.

  • wtf is the country at 454

  • @kevindannyalexish1 They look a bit Amish I think...

    Perhaps somewhere on the islands of North Eastern Europe?

    The language sounds a bit Irish.. perhaps they are from Holland?

  • Nice knowing ya Paris....

  • "Do you think they can drill 250 feet in an hour?"

    "They better."

    [Chokeslams Harry's daughter onto a table] "I don't want to hear 'they better'!!!"

  • they did a good job on end of the world animations

  • Well, there goes Paris.

  • " Just trying to have some fun before I die! "

  • "by max....take care buddy" is this guy fuckin high ?

  • LOL by Max...take care buddy..

  • Whats the point of having guns in an asteroid???? and whay can't you just cut power to the armadilo???

  • thats one tough spce suit

  • awww he was like"thank u lord thank u thank u" how sweet!