Imagine being told that there is no hope for Earth and, NO MATTER WHAT, you are going to die. That would be intense.
Fuck going under ground, thats not gonna protect you. I would stand outside and stare at the sky and wait. And listen to my favorite music and dance. Yeahhhh.
That's something I never understood. Why would people want to spend their final moments alive cowering in a shelter?
If something like this ever did happen. Then I would much rather be outside. You'd die either way. It isn't going to make any difference at all if your in a so called "Shelter".
@6:24 what the guy says "we have front row seats to the end of the earth" kindof would be a bright side to the situation if everyone was fucked anyways,would be cooler to be on the asteroid then on earth
So there's another armadillo. What about the other nuclear bomb? Somehow it didn't got remote detonated, or the previous remote detonation was intended for the bomb on Harry's team only.
Good thing Stalin is long dead...if he would have heard him say that, that cosmonaut would be dead as soon as he lands. Stalin had no need for heroes that can potentially compete with him in popularity constests...don't believe me? Ask his WW2 generals and marshalls...
To be honest....in this version...the german transelation is very good. might be because of the fact, that the english sound recordings were very very very bad... even in the dvd version i noticed that the spound was far worse then the vcd version....
I love it at 3:52 how the soundtrack (which gets played throughout the movie a number of times) has a slightly distorted sound to it this time. It's really subtle, but adds to the impending doom/disbelief haha.
@MRNASCARFAN25 his name is Peter Stormare and he is Swedish, he has been in alot of movies usually acting as either A:crazy russian B:crazy italian or C: criminal russian/italian
asshole!.they are not a scientist to know how to say that word meteor quake.. in this movie they are innocent about kind of that so they dont what called about that!lolololol
@soxfan2231 these guys are only oil drillers not astronauts, they are trying to chew through Iron ferrite, and they are working in a cold enviornment that would make antartica look like a summer vacation. Chalk it up also to all the gas pressure that rock is holding, the only astros on this mission alive in the end are Sharpe, Watts, and Andropov; which Andropov is the only cosmo with space experience.
5:03 "We gonna go off the air now. Good luck and God bless."
That single line has stuck with me ever since I first saw this movie.
PeoplesWar 1 week ago
Awwww poor Max bless um. He was pure class.
TheNicola31 2 weeks ago
WERES OPTIMUS PRIME WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!!!
PREZZTON14 2 weeks ago
they got over max's death real quick
yuukislazecut19 3 weeks ago
@yuukislazecut19 Max died saving the Earth
affinite1 1 week ago
@2:10 A bullet can't be fired in the vacuum of space.
meltz911 3 weeks ago
@meltz911 Yes a bullet can be fired in space because an oxidizer is built into the cartridge.
Turanko 2 weeks ago
@meltz911 yes they can
damatrix12 1 day ago
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meltz911 3 weeks ago
8:21 "i'm trying to have some fun before i die" hahahahaha :D
gumavujhay 1 month ago
First Shanghai... now Paris
DesertDragon96 1 month ago
Hey guys! Guess what?? IT'S JUST A FUCKING M O V I E. Enjoy it or don't watch it. Jesus Christ.
jaimetrisha 1 month ago
'WELL I DON'T WANNA HEAR I HOPE SO!' stupid bitch! what do you want to hear? Lies?
Stubbsy129 1 month ago 3
3:13 max screams we got pressure up the ass lol just they way he said makes me laugh my ass off
Acecombat386 1 month ago
Imagine being told that there is no hope for Earth and, NO MATTER WHAT, you are going to die. That would be intense.
Fuck going under ground, thats not gonna protect you. I would stand outside and stare at the sky and wait. And listen to my favorite music and dance. Yeahhhh.
MyEmoRubberDuckie 1 month ago
@MyEmoRubberDuckie
That's something I never understood. Why would people want to spend their final moments alive cowering in a shelter?
If something like this ever did happen. Then I would much rather be outside. You'd die either way. It isn't going to make any difference at all if your in a so called "Shelter".
Darkstar263 1 month ago
when this movie appear, a newspaper call it ''the noisiest flop of the year'' . it is noisiest and it is a major flop. typical hollywood shit
tarzan694 1 month ago
paris had it coming
jakedsully 1 month ago
"EARTH-QUAKE!!!!" ... ? 2:59
RustKnight 1 month ago
"This is so much fun its freaky!" hahaha
drakemanification 1 month ago
2:16 i want to kill him.
museryl06 1 month ago
Was that bear grylles @5:05
yousuckdonkeysballs 1 month ago
@yousuckdonkeysballs no its not
DenLim123 1 month ago
Just trying to have some fun b4 I die lol
MW2sniper7134 1 month ago
''prepare the world for bad news''
akinazero 2 months ago
Russian Heroooooooooooooooo!
GrandChamp1989 2 months ago
4:37 where can i find that music?
orisidone 2 months ago
@orisidone song called "bad news" ... if it's not banned, you can find it on youtube .. maybe search for "armageddon bad news" ;-)
bastiard 2 months ago
Notice on thr right-top smoke going up BESIDE the plume explosion. Thats the meteors brother: Fuck this ima go hit London
johnairlines8 2 months ago
@6:24 what the guy says "we have front row seats to the end of the earth" kindof would be a bright side to the situation if everyone was fucked anyways,would be cooler to be on the asteroid then on earth
Painx17 2 months ago
I don't think 10 feet is going to make a difference
phrozen17 2 months ago
HAAAAAAARRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
EricAKATheBelgianGuy 3 months ago
MEET UR MAKE ASTEROID! lol
Mrcryptidsarereal 3 months ago
crazy guy.lol
lagmayv1 3 months ago
how come they were able to land like ders a gravity same in the earth on the asteroid? ? ?
jerofreeze 3 months ago
@jerofreeze cuz the asteroid has a strong magnetic field..cause of it's composition
Sevival 3 months ago
@jerofreeze
dont over analyse dude! just enjoy the movie ;)
kregle123 2 months ago
So there's another armadillo. What about the other nuclear bomb? Somehow it didn't got remote detonated, or the previous remote detonation was intended for the bomb on Harry's team only.
Mohibor 3 months ago
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Mohibor 3 months ago
hahahaha 1:03
th4t1st0ner 3 months ago
Omg Bears face at 01:31
NIGGADOMOUS 3 months ago
Bears face at 01:31
DubOverDub 3 months ago
gosh darn 360p
lukeiamyourfaja 3 months ago in playlist Armageddon
1:26 Bear: "thank you jesus, thank you lord, thank you...thank you, thank you, thank you.... lol.
littlemencia 4 months ago
5:30.....DAMN! Paris was wiped the fuck out! And to think that one was only about the size of a bus!
darthroden 4 months ago
I cried about the part when the "drilling was unsuccessful" and about 100 other times during this epic awesome movie!
jessesissom 4 months ago
I like how you got the 3 guys joy riding around on the dang thing while the others are being all serious lol.
Nintenkid91 4 months ago
i think i just cried 10 times in this movie! beautiful movie!
KutasusWielgus 4 months ago
as it is called the part where playing the flute please
mourriola 4 months ago
Sgt Reznov is saving humanity!!!!
powerer43 5 months ago
@powerer43 to much COD man lol
3rnieL0za 4 months ago
@3rnieL0za yeah hehe
powerer43 4 months ago
to much COD man lol
3rnieL0za 4 months ago
18 people didn't feel the power between their legs.
Tailsthehacker01 5 months ago 2
I wonder what I would have thought when I saw those lights at the horizon. 6.48
MrCashlover 5 months ago
Recaro seats +.+
Wabatrobh 5 months ago
He's got space dimensia.... Hahaha, is that a scientific medical term there Mr. Pilot?
atomicwave 5 months ago
Big guys didn't say that bin laden was behind this! Lol
sheriahmad 5 months ago
Proof that even space itself hates the French
Grombolin 5 months ago 3
"whoa! this so much fun it's freaky!" LOL
JumpingJack12100 6 months ago
everybody busy digging while rock`s playing a machine gun...LOL
jabojang94 6 months ago
1:25 "Thank you jesus, thank u lord. thank you! thank u, thank u thank u , thank u." haha
MorganAnnSorenson 6 months ago in playlist More videos from AIMENDENSTORE 28
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TheCypherCypher 6 months ago
Did he said earthquake lol?
chevbullable 6 months ago
Now am totally a Russian hero !!
411kalifornia 6 months ago
bears face is priceless when the thrusters came back on
andrew56011 7 months ago 31
you know, for being a mile off the asteroid.....they hit a lot of shit....
firebush31 7 months ago
sorry dudes for quoting but "I can take this asteroid single handedly" by rockhound made me rotfl
duzykosmatypajak 7 months ago
god gave us children so we can have roses in december..... what does this mean?
threatz911 7 months ago
@threatz911 it means in the end/twilight of your life (December), you can watch the new generation (children) grow and blossom into adults.
xshooterphi 7 months ago
18 people did not down shift slowly.
MultiBrownFace 7 months ago 4
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MultiBrownFace 7 months ago
"look we got front row tickets to the end of the earth" best line in the film =)
unbeatablesniper16 7 months ago
I love that f***ing DRAG CAR RACER =Better than Monster Cars LOL
bryanyou111 7 months ago
Michael Clark Duncan.. haha
jlfieldad 8 months ago
that's my family up there so i don't wanna hear we hope so!!
god I love her
cameraadude 8 months ago
Max you fat fuck haha
taags 8 months ago
They could have just re-connected the blue wires.
uploaddownload007 8 months ago
8:07-8:23 hahahaha!!!
8:48 If you ever gonna trust me,ever,once in your life,trust me now...epic!
AshleyCullen995 8 months ago 3
8:07-8:23 hahahaha!!
AshleyCullen995 8 months ago
i was wondering did max explode or did the armadillo float away
DLH184 8 months ago
@DLH184 it floated away and depending how close they were to earth, it'll keep on going
Niflhuem 8 months ago
@DLH184 doesn't really matter he's dead either way
redsoxfan131313 8 months ago
Hey how come we didn't get any training on this thing...
KosukiFire 9 months ago
@DxOxNxOxINFAMOUS no you dont
Xuz7Productions 9 months ago
Weird, wouldn't water flow in outer space? Rather than being sprayed to melt the ice?
zumwane 9 months ago
@zumwane i think it'd be spherical...
mrpwnedish 8 months ago
04:50 - Morgan Freeman
edva326 9 months ago
@DxOxNxOxINFAMOUS he is not a nigga
Xuz7Productions 9 months ago
This movie ... there's only so much vomit in the entire world.
jamessquire1 9 months ago
IM THE ONLY CERTIFIED ASTRONAUT!! from 1911..
ultislasher1 10 months ago 2
6:49 most epic YEAH in movie history
percytje666 10 months ago 2
" sPaCe DeMeNtIa " LOL
keeperofthecheese 10 months ago
press 5 for meteorite action replay
baddam95 10 months ago
1:36
"I'm really a Russian hero!"
Good thing Stalin is long dead...if he would have heard him say that, that cosmonaut would be dead as soon as he lands. Stalin had no need for heroes that can potentially compete with him in popularity constests...don't believe me? Ask his WW2 generals and marshalls...
JamenSomasu1986 10 months ago
@JamenSomasu1986 par with hitler
and551 10 months ago
@and551 Hitler never did to his generals what Stalin did to his (although he wished he did at the end of the war lol).
JamenSomasu1986 10 months ago
@JamenSomasu1986 lmao, good point
and551 10 months ago
"bye max....take care buddy."
alexgomez83 10 months ago 2
@alexgomez83 max, what a hero!!
pmeredith55555 10 months ago
2:16 - "This is so much fun its freaky." The entire movie in that quote
EagleDoubleZero 10 months ago 2
why the hell would they bring a gatling gun?
rocker4u123 10 months ago
how many people counted on their fingers, 'DAMN GLAD TO SEE YOU BOY!!!'
Choomanama 11 months ago 93
@Choomanama
To be honest....in this version...the german transelation is very good. might be because of the fact, that the english sound recordings were very very very bad... even in the dvd version i noticed that the spound was far worse then the vcd version....
Deanbabylon 7 months ago
Best soundtrack in movie history
and551 11 months ago 2
thank you Jesus thnk u thnk u........Bear 1:28 lol
jancenmc 11 months ago 3
"I'm really a russian HEROOO!"
AdriannaRamon 11 months ago
@theHADMEISTER I call shotgun. Wait a second......
JKendrickProductions 11 months ago
I love it at 3:52 how the soundtrack (which gets played throughout the movie a number of times) has a slightly distorted sound to it this time. It's really subtle, but adds to the impending doom/disbelief haha.
BusinessDog2000 11 months ago
awwwwwww poor Max,
TheNicola31 11 months ago 2
NOW IM A REALLY A RUSSIAN HEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
MsGenesis2005 11 months ago 4
Poor Europe ): , france got whipped out by a regular meteor ):
xFuNkyDynamic 11 months ago
He sounds and looks JUST like Sgt. Reznov!!
SarethZhukov314 11 months ago
4:26 is the best part
boegeman072885 11 months ago
Love how they show everyone in the world preparing for the bad news!! Aww love when they see the other armadillo!! <3
nouba007 1 year ago
Love how they show everyone in the world preparing for the bad news!!
nouba007 1 year ago
OH JESUS IM COOKING. LOL XD
mrmonster301 1 year ago
its a asteroid-quake...
hallrock12 1 year ago
aaw....so sad
TohruNoOnigiri 1 year ago
What's the soundtrack called from 4:22 - 5:07 ??
charlottee9412 1 year ago
4:22-5:07 = my favorite part of the movie
TO4STISSHADOWEDEM0 1 year ago 2
NOW I AM A REAL RUSSIAN HERO I LOVE THE RUSSIAN GUY
MRNASCARFAN25 1 year ago
@MRNASCARFAN25 his name is Peter Stormare and he is Swedish, he has been in alot of movies usually acting as either A:crazy russian B:crazy italian or C: criminal russian/italian
swemanD47 1 year ago
10:37 impossible there cant be fire in space because there aint any oxegen in space to fuel it
MDMfilmers 1 year ago
@MDMfilmers Who cares?
cremekongen1705 1 year ago
2:57 Someone says "earthquake " LOL
Fieldsl3 1 year ago
bear is the biggest in the team but he is the most childish hahaha, so funny.
AdrianAgent 1 year ago
Uh no, earthquakes are on earth. You know, the planet you are trying to save. You are witnessing a meteor quake.
ATVideoSProductions 1 year ago
asshole!.they are not a scientist to know how to say that word meteor quake.. in this movie they are innocent about kind of that so they dont what called about that!lolololol
punkkizz111008 1 year ago
I like Steve Buscemi's line.
3:40
"bye, max take care buddy."
blacklotus808 1 year ago
" now im a REALLY RUSSIAN HEROOOO" lol
joku02 1 year ago
harry : A.J iwe got 5 words to say to you: DAMN GLAD TO SEE YOU BOY!.
A.J : Thats six words. LoL
sup3rt0aster 1 year ago
training at nasa for years and months and actually being in outer space are two different things.
nflannery59 1 year ago
why are there so many problems and explosions in this movie?
soxfan2231 1 year ago
@soxfan2231 these guys are only oil drillers not astronauts, they are trying to chew through Iron ferrite, and they are working in a cold enviornment that would make antartica look like a summer vacation. Chalk it up also to all the gas pressure that rock is holding, the only astros on this mission alive in the end are Sharpe, Watts, and Andropov; which Andropov is the only cosmo with space experience.
nflannery59 1 year ago
@soxfan2231 well....this was directed by Machael Bay. Explosives are like his thing.
fuzzymuffins24 1 year ago
this insane........ he got space dymentia
12ock 1 year ago
AJ, ive got 5 words for you " damn glad to see you boy!"
"thats six words" lol
azuboy98 1 year ago
lol!.are you really watching? AJ replied to harry's words and AJ said thats 6 words! asshole
punkkizz111008 1 year ago
How sad that Max cried out for Harry before he went
uthunderbolt 1 year ago
god damit,i wanted to ride the nuke
JocaBrate94 1 year ago
someday im gonna ride a nuke. hahahahaha
Bluejeans41 1 year ago 35
@Bluejeans41 The only nuke you will ride is the one that goes off right under arse.
TheComingEvents2012 10 months ago
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cookiekoen 1 year ago
it would have been funny if it was like 799 ft and they were like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KcazIsKewl 1 year ago
cant they just use that meteor buggy and just jump into earth? Lol
chrize08 1 year ago
Hahahaha Bear is the best character ever.
sheny247 1 year ago
love the part when AJ reaches HARRY AND THE GANG!! :D
chocolatechip20 1 year ago
MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
benjaminevil 1 year ago
waw im mad slow i dident notice till now how fast there moveing arent they suppose to be in space
ceaz13 1 year ago
2:00 Rockhound has found : The Wrangler
TurkishGamer92 1 year ago
ROFL "front row tickets to the end of the earth" :D
orchimaru123 1 year ago
@wolfygirl1313 that's actually a really good point... But then they would have lost about 20 mins film time and had to kill max of another way :)
IMyFriendAmMe 1 year ago
:this is insane!
:insane? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA
TheJugglenut 1 year ago
I kinda think a "Shut the fuck up and Drill boy!"(in a joking sort of way) should have been added after he says "That's 6 words Harry."
WyattWhiteberry 1 year ago
@einox81
no shit.
frivolousz21 1 year ago
17 ppl didn't embrace the horror :)
grobiegirl12 1 year ago
awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
superhot22 1 year ago
"He's got space dementia." And he said it with a straight face.
senhuan 1 year ago
@senhuan wonder how many takes that took :)
grobiegirl12 1 year ago
Guess what guys, its time to embrass the horror, look we got front row tickets to the end of the earth
mopartuff440 1 year ago
Why dont they go for max later in the shuttle, he has o2 .?
ericvid 1 year ago
@ericvid Dude...he fucking blew up lol. There is no Max. Or Armadillo.
eekmiester56 1 year ago
wtf is the country at 454
kevindannyalexish1 1 year ago
@kevindannyalexish1 They look a bit Amish I think...
Perhaps somewhere on the islands of North Eastern Europe?
The language sounds a bit Irish.. perhaps they are from Holland?
WyattWhiteberry 1 year ago
Nice knowing ya Paris....
knightlancer97 1 year ago
"Do you think they can drill 250 feet in an hour?"
"They better."
[Chokeslams Harry's daughter onto a table] "I don't want to hear 'they better'!!!"
wafwaf62 1 year ago
they did a good job on end of the world animations
Jack555Zack 1 year ago
Well, there goes Paris.
davd1986 1 year ago
" Just trying to have some fun before I die! "
iRHAPEzombiies 1 year ago
"by max....take care buddy" is this guy fuckin high ?
LuckyLuke1031 1 year ago
LOL by Max...take care buddy..
ltuomela 1 year ago
Whats the point of having guns in an asteroid???? and whay can't you just cut power to the armadilo???
Issus38 1 year ago
thats one tough spce suit
Issus38 1 year ago
awww he was like"thank u lord thank u thank u" how sweet!
nat2417 1 year ago 17