Alternative Medicine

[sirdynehhmite]

St. John's Wort Commercial: /watch?v=VoD7EAs1rA8

[godfatherafro]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! 1:37 Fk'n FUNNY!!!! lol

[Zarbod]

Thank you my friend.

[speedyconkiwi]

Hey you look familiar!

[Zarbod]

I feel familiar too.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, Reviewing your request for the delivery of ten (10) Hot women to your hotel room. Ok, I am bringing over to you: Barbie, Barbie at Malibu, Barbie does Paris, Barbie in Russia, Barbie in Alaska, Barbie in New York, Blonde and Busty Barbie, Barbie model house wife, Barbie in Georgia, and Debbie does Dallas. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I'd like to hear more about Barbie in Alaska! Wait, she's not frigid is she?

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, uh.......Debbie Does Dallas and Aliens. Frio, First Science Officer.

[PlanetZoltar7]

My ex-wife was on a diet of nothing but Wesson oil and Garbanzo beans. It worked for about a week and then she flipped out. She walked into a 7-11 with an AK-47 and started spraying bullets like Mr. Magoo with an out of control nail gun.

[Zarbod]

Well, no diet is perfect. But did it work for her?

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[Zarbod]

MIKMA!!!

[WrathGirl666]

So it's you who i caught the damn cold off!!! shame on you zarbod!!!! grr!! :p lol.

[Zarbod]

Babe, if that's all you caught, you're a lucky lady.

[WrathGirl666]

lmao sarcasm for the win! :p

[Zarbod]

Bingo.

[WrathGirl666]

lol

[RiddleSpider]

I think the needles she was referring to were cross-stitch.

[Zarbod]

Hey, if it help...

[MBRHIndustries]

Nothing beats the sniffles like strapping on the dinosaur.

[Zarbod]

I totally agree. Actaully I have no idea what that means, but you seem to know what you're talking about. Your not being naughty are you?

[MBRHIndustries]

No comment, dragon chasing.

[SylKinder]

kkss...gosh was preety hard to see that image u put around 1:01...lol

Lov ya Zbabe

Kisses

Syl

[Zarbod]

It is reflective of the duration of most of my relationships with women.

[caravelle42]

hmm hot vegans, carrie underwood, alicia silverstone.. just a couple i can think of off hand.

[Zarbod]

Do they not eat meat because they love animals...or hate veggies?

[whatamakahmm]

hahaha that doctor is a douche, and your vegan friend is really hot aren't they, vegans are always hot... (look at Davey Havok, and this is coming from a guy) anyways, hope you feel better and our Human sicknesses doesn't destroy your frail alien body... PS. Life is the WORST SYMPTOM EVER!!!

[irontoad123]

you think vegans are hot?

I find them boney ans lonely

[Zarbod]

But...delicious!

[Zarbod]

I hear life is 100% terminal.

[Addue]

lol @ heroine.

I use Zicam for a cold...probably not advised for the flu though.

[Zarbod]

Zicam or heroine? You can always take Zetia. It doesn't work but perhaps the placbo effect will work. I even vlogged on that once.

[Addue]

I remember, Zetia is for high cholesterol...not recommended for a cold.

Heroine is not recommended for any condition that I am aware of. lol :P

[DIZZYZAP478]

I need medicine for my cold. I also have gotten the flu. : (

I have gone to one of those places as well. I got this scented bottle to help me sleep better and it work. There was also one to relive stress. Oh and you can get massages there.

[irontoad123]

I cant help but feel you are attemping to goad me.

you wouldnt do that would you?

PS I thought YOU were a vegan when i saw your skinny body and lack of extremities. But i suspect you may be a Breathenarian.

Stay Tuned for my vid responce!

PS save water, its the blood of life.

[Zarbod]

I am a bit of a goader. Aren't I?

[edenmaze]

I would think that just "ONE" head cold wouldn't be enough for your sputnick sized numble.....

I would think you would need at least 5 or 6 head colds for you to even begin to feel sick at all....

:~D

[irontoad123]

sputnik sized numble

perfect

[edenmaze]

IRONTOAD123:

Actually I must confess... The SPUTNIK line is from a old MIKE MYERS movie... It was Probably the only really funny line in the whole frigin movie...

I think the movie was called:

"SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER"

He delivers it in the 1st five minutes of the movie, and it just keeps going downhill from there.

The movie is Just AWFULL....

I believe the movie was made in between WAYNES WORLD and AUSTIN POWERS.

But that "SPUTNIK" scene is really funny. :D

[irontoad123]

I knew I had heard the line but couldnt remeber where from.

I know the film

I think The big Z should watch it

woman woooooooman

we had love not just sex

was seh Mrs X

[edenmaze]

The BIG Z should DEFINITELY watch it...

I couldn't agree more...

[ddlsr]

I like that movie. Very funny. Also stupid, as one should expect from Mike Myers. Zster would enjoy the Scottish culture reference (there are one or two, as I recall).

[edenmaze]

I saw it a long time ago, but I do remember that when I saw it I was really disapointed.

They used the "SPUTNIK" scene for the TV Trailers, and thats what got me to go see it in the theatre.

Maybe I should watch it again. :~D

[irontoad123]

dont bother

use the time to search for aliens or somthing more constructive.

PS where is Zarbod?

no vid

no comments

has mama Zarbod finally murdered him?

[Zarbod]

I'm in a crap hotel with crap internet. I'll be home tomorrow and try to make up for lost time.

[edenmaze]

Allllll Righty Then~

[Zarbod]

I liked that movie too. I still quote it sometimes.

[Zarbod]

Well, if it's not Scottish...it's Crap! I'm going back to Scotland in April. Should be fun.

[lazydawgxx]

What's that old saying "A treated cold lasts 7 days but an untreated cold lasts a week." Pretty lame so I gargle (and swallow) hundred proof vodka every 15 minutes until I pass out. Just repeat the process every time you wake up & the cold goes away in an amazingly short time. Oh, yeah; there was something about honey too, but I forget.

[irontoad123]

With therapy like that, who needs enemas?

[edenmaze]

I'll bite....

individuals who are Constapated?

[irontoad123]

well us devo and rush fans have to stick together

hav you heard of ozric tenticles

they are a total alien experience!

[Zarbod]

Oh please don't bite those individuals. They're already in pain.

[Zarbod]

Well. Zarstar Industries does sell a produce called The Crap of Least Resistance. Big seller! I even have a vlog on it. Of course...I pretty much have a vlog on everything.

[DameEdithDivine]

Zarbod in a reflective mood*doom evitcelfer a ni do dobraZ

[Zarbod]

I was reflective, but tonight I'm feeling musical. We'll see if I can finish my vlog in time.

[Virginian9000]

Alternative Medicine turned into heroin. wow

[Zarbod]

It always does.

[chrisionescu]

hah.. accupuncture = heroin..

[Zarbod]

Could have gone either way.