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  • Religous finatics.

  • Lord's Prayer? Bastardization of the Ave Maria. Still as goofy as the Pater Noster, but really... these people are old enough to know the Latin Mass. I *went* to a Latin school, was targeted for seminary... and I just turned 30 over the weekend.

    It never ceases to amaze me how repetition and incantation ad nauseum works to incite mass hypnosis. Grinder and Bandler had a point, though I doubt explaining it would make much sense to the senseless like these.

  • I love you guys so much.

    Such subtle trolling, its like you're not even there.

  • Is this your guy's job? this looks like fun

  • I love how most abortion protesters are men... who can't even get abortions so they think their opinion is so important.

  • @Firefighter5475 So you are saying our opinions are not important?

  • @Firefighter5475 I don't even want kids and never even planned on it. when my girlfriend accidently got pregnant then told me she got an abortion, it crushed me. I don't know what I would have done if she had told me before the abortion, but I know what I felt after hearing about it.

    two people have a kid. Not just the woman.

  • fuck christians

  • its been said loudly not with venom and ur talking to god when ya pray so u can shout it to the heavens if u like or sing it and as a pro-life activist i would do the same if a saved a mother and baby!!!!

  • abortion makes women sterile!!! godhelp all those women!!!

  • @lifemiss That's not even remotely true.

  • My imaginary friend says YOU ARE EVIL!

  • @MrHobiecat god with a capital g or a jesus with a capital j

  • Prayer Warriors, come out to play-ay...

    Prayer Warriors, come out to PLAY-ay...

    PRAYER Warriors, come out to PLAY-AY...

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  • Imagine this: you're a nice old lady who always stood up for a woman's right to choose, saying "My body,my choice". You're lonely and helpless, and you need help with your adult diaper. Just then, a nice young lady comes in to keep you company and help you. Do you A) tell her"MY body,my choice" or B) say to her"Thanks for helping me out". As the nice lady helps you, you notice she looks a lot like you did,so many years ago,on the day you got an abortion,which made you sterile.PRO CHOICE MESSAGE

  • "Didn't he just say that...?" LOL!

  • Here in Belgium we know what religion stands for: pedophiles, child abusers, lunatics, nazi's and corrupt politicians. May Nanabozo, the Great Rabbit, eat these fundamentalists.

  • @josca2 Go Belgium!!

  • @josca2 Yep, that about sums it up. Yay, Belgium!

  • Total brainwashing. Religion is a mind virus.

  • @MidnightTwine On multiple occasions.

  • just say your really interested and your cut between the truth so they wont ignore you

  • @ErkTheBoss707 No man made up god, to answer unfilled holes in science because they're scared of the unknown

  • That Jeff is one smart protester, if you don't have anything intelligent to say, dont say nuttin! I'm surprised that no one asked, "If praying really worked, why does god still allow abortions?" or " I dont think god has been listening to your anti-abortion prayers since Roe V. Wade in 1973.

  • Hail Mary full of grace the Lord is with you. Blessed are you amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy Mary mother of God pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death... Amen

  • brainwash

  • holy fuck, that was creepy!

  • There is no brainwashing like religous brainwashing.

  • i understand what you are doing, but perhaps you go about it the wrong way.

  • @MidnightTwine hes done more than that haha like the entire chapter of leviticus saying things like kill gays and fortune tellers. and in hosea he gives a rule to smash babies agaisnt rocks. if you want the exact location of the verse just ask

  • Man, they keep reusing that Malachi poster at all the abortion protests. Even tho it was likely the fetus was dead or dying when it was aborted? Pro-lifers can't even put up accurate pics up.

    Thanks for being an escort. These pro-lifers suck.

  • i think they're stuck on repeat. Anyone know a mechanic or an engineer?

  • cult members

  • Oh shit watch out they might pray at you! It burns my demonic flesh!

  • "Will you turn that off please!"

    "NAOO!"

    Omg this video is so funny!

    Was there some special reason they were praying at you guys or is that just something they normally do?

  • i think either they are praying to bless jones or they pray for all the "childrens" who are dying in the clinic where he escort patient across the lakes of preachers

  • people like these ought to be in psychiatric ward

  • Gosh, they're like little cave people who wandered timidly from the shadows chanting softly in their native language.

  • I feel bad for those older people there...I thought older meant smart and wise...But then again we do have Fred Phelps =P

  • They are fucking ZOMBIES!!! Aim for the head, silver bullets, and garlic. DAMNED UNDEAD!

  • I am in no way a supporter of abortion. I consider it a TYPE of murder (because an unborn baby, i.e. fetus, is technically alive). However till a certain point it is essentually a parasite, feeding off its mother until birth.

  • It's like they're casting some spell on you guys. And the way they do it with all seriousness is what makes it wildly funny.

  • These people are sick they trully need help. Are they in some kind of a sect ?

  • This so sick! I am thankful that I renounced Christianity and I have become an unbeliever because of such people.

  • The presence of crickets is mighty prevalent in this video... Is that the absence of thought going on there in that guys head?

  • Fucking crazy Christians... its so sad

  • In some cases abortion should be extended to the 240th trimester. These blanket hugging, bible bashing, women harassing gits prove it.

  • I've always felt that while the right to gather peacefully must be enforced, the right to punch a dumb motherfucker in the grill if he won't shut the fuck up should also be enforced, and these douchebag motherfuckers are the kind of people who need their lips busted.

    Pardon me, I've been drinking and I tend to neglect the finer points of language when that happens.

  • there is no finer points in the english language, that are necessary, in such an honest argument, that also happens to be supported by anti-idiots

  • Nope, that seemed appropriate enough. Intelligence doesn't phase the pro-life terrorists so brute force it is.

  • The sad thing is that these YEC's are so single minded that they actually CAN'T hold more than a single thought at a time, that is why they can keep ranting the same sentences over and over again, instead of answering the questions asked, without being bored. They are like house flies circling the lamp, they only do that because by the time they have done 1 revolution, they've forgotten what they were doing...

  • If a woman can choose to murder a baby she is carrying, because it will cause too much stress in her life, then why can't anyone do the same to another for the same reasons if we are all equal? is it just because she happens to be the one in nature to carry the child?

    I don't get Catholics & their cult-based religion, but I really dont get how people can justify killing babies in such huge numbers just because they thought murder was the best choice for their life ... its sick and demented.

  • I think abortion is absolutely disgusting, and any girl/woman who has an abortion is irresponsible. However, I am vehemently pro-choice. The government has NO RIGHT to make laws regarding a womans body, nor do they have the right to tell adults what is legal to consume. The government needs to stay the hell out of our lives and so do these idiotic christians who can't even think for themselves, so they certainly shouldn't be making decisions for the rest of us.

  • Can you imagine how traumatic it must be to be in the situation in which you have finally decided to go ahead with an abortion, after all the soul searching etc, to be faced with these vicious loonies making you out to be a hellbound murderer.

    Sometimes I wish that these people's compassionate God really did exist. They would feel so silly & embarrassed when they stood before him & had to explain themselves. "Er, yes, Lord. I terrorised traumatised women. I was doing it for you."

  • You actually think God, after telling everyone to defend those innocent such as the children these woman "choose" to kill, would defend her decision?

    Even without a belief in a Diety at all, murdering an infant baby in the womb or out of it goes against any common sense or even any normal, natural behavior, much less being a civilized "choice".

  • Not that "God" has any realing meaning as a concept anyway, but if there was such a thing I would imagine it to be filled with compassion, wisdom and understanding. I would expect such an entity to have a complete understanding of all the issues for each individual case and to make a balanced judgement accordingly.

    Like so many religious people you seem to have abdicated your own sense of moral responsibility and you see things in simplistic terms of absolute right and wrong.

  • numbers 31:17 "Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every women that hath known man by lying with him"

    God's all about killing babies, or maybe midgets.

  • I agree, but it would be different if it weren't hypocritical "christians" casting judgment. "christians" have absolutely NO RIGHT AT ALL to judge ANYONE. If they were really out to defend the innocent, they would not support G.W. Bush's war which kills INNOCENT people everyday. By the way, how can "christians" defend the innocent when the bible clearly says that there are no innocent? According to the bible, everyone is a guilty sinner even before they are born, think about that.

  • As far as I am aware, there is no mention of abortion in the bible. Please do correct me if I am incorrect.

    That said, the bible-god caused the abortion of countless unborn babies without too much of a problem.

    You can only blame the church for inventing this nonsense.

  • As little Nicky Said,"I'll be seein' you in a few years."

  • love the way they recite prayers like zombies

  • so if you take the bible literally do you believe fruit comes from the "virgin mary's" womb?

  • @satansaysdie THAT explains the taste of blood on my apple.

    lol, but they block it out like all the other crazy stuff in that "book"

  • @satansaysdie Why quotations around "virgin Mary"?

  • @qwerty8me556 used to mock the idea that a virgin could give birth to a child. Of course this was before artificial insemination and what not.

  • can god hear these people. why do they keep repeating the same wish..

  • Babies deserve to die, to little bastards. Waa Waa I'm hungry...waa waa I just shit myself! Fuck off and die you ungrateful shit!

  • Prayer Warriors unite!

    Combine to form Super Prayer Warrior!!

    The power of Christ compels them!!

    Lmao

  • wow dude, I LMAO so hard to this vid! great work!

  • For those of you who don't know. Just before reciting the "lords prayer" Jesus specifically says not to pray with the same words over and over again as if the number of words some how matters to god. He gives the lords praer as an example of a unique prayer one gives and says to only pray in private.

    "If Jesus came back and saw what people were doing in his name he wouldn't be able to stop throwing up" -woody allen

  • Where in the bible does it actually say you can't abort a fetus?

  • It doesn't, and the only thing it says is that a person that induces a misscarriage needs to pay the husband a fine for property damage. The anti-abortion movement is brought on and supported by the church and not the Bible.

  • @soulinite Where in the bible does it say you can't abort a fetus?

    Abort = kill

    Fetus = Human.

    You need to rephrase, where does it actually say you can't kill a human?

    I think everyone knows this :)

  • 2:40 rote learning. Apparently still in heavy use in England.

  • Doesn't sound English to me, and I've lived in England most of my life. Sounds like a Canadian to me...

  • lol wut

    I'm talking about the form of learning in which things are repetitiously committed to memory.

  • Fair enough; but that's not used that much in England. Just didn't see why you equate Englishness withbrainwashing. I mean, look how few YECs we have compared with the USA for one thing!

  • I like how the say hail mary, I seem to remember something about not worshiping anything other than god. And mary (and the saints) aren't god, therefor they are idol worshipers. Catholics hate it when you point that out. (and when you mention they have more 'gods' to worship than most of the polytheistic religions put together)

  • Heh...when are they going to realize that they're calling Jeebus a fruit? ;)

  • Somehow, I don't think the Antis like us much.

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