Lullaby( The Divorce Song)- Stephen Lynch

[xSisterxGrimmx]

If my dad sang this to me, I would be traumatized for life. O_o

[wecosvinosec]

I think Stephen is hot...just sayin'

[Exstadrenaline]

2:39 ftw

[FishrFRiEnds12]

@Nowinski96, Perhaps the mom ran off without the kid?

[kaltoi346]

I think that's why momma left US

[LordReiden]

After his Craig, it's his best work!!!

please continue.

[MINIdalylfc]

daddy wnts sex that involves mommies rear XD

[strayster2]

Quintessential Stephen Lynch.

[Dirty96Foo]

101 people are diviorced



[EnigmaDrath]

"Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

I really hope the audience was just completely wasted at this point and willing to cheer anything XD

And this song is deceptively sweet. Melody is soft, and he has a lovely voice .... and then you actually hear the lyrics and you go from ^_^ to O_O

[thecoolsis07]

Is there an original lyrics for this or he completely made everything?

[Maymay698]

@thecoolsis07 yeah he wirghts every thing he sings

[GwenJuttarm249]

lool Be kind and nice with me and I will be with you

[BaseballCondor]

And daddy brings your mommy tonight xD

[DSuper3]

@ThatItalianIrishGuy YES!!!

[0112358134711]

ROTFL! holly crap that's hilarious! 

[susanneBrawner43]

well Im new girl in your class

[SmilinStylin]

I am the 100th 10 dollar whore! ^^

[joanharry2855455]

lol i am rich now

[shikilaki]

Everyone shoud follow the example of this song!! tell your kids the truth, even the parts they are never going to want to know about

[peace484884]

lol

[assassinscreed62]

Id rather have candy and porno cuz shes cheap... Shes been with everyone

[Nowinski96]

how the hell did this guy get custody of his kid

[Youaltubex]

@Nowinski96 i think its just a joke

[jorayx]

@Nowinski96 Put this together with the Ugly baby song and you'll know. The lil girl was the ugly one and mommy got the good looking one.

[66hollywoodundead]

@Nowinski96 how did he get a kid in the first place!!!

[RunicBlade001]

cause he got the ugly baby with the tail

[ajgilmore1]

@Nowinski96 kinda makes you wonder how bad the mom was that he would be a better choice

[LittledudeJrr]

@Nowinski96 He explained to the judge the concept of why walruses live in groups of 12 inside of potatos.

[ixstudix]

Sang this to my son...he ran away..

[MONKEEMAN77862]

This song was out WAYY before 2007.



[OreoOfDeath527]

I have two friends that have divorced parents. They don't really like their dads O.O You finish the puzzle.

[ghgsh3]

this is my jam

[kokoinmars]

and i'm a mormon....

[weinmj]

"Cause daddy plays pocker and drinks lots of beer. Then he wants sex that involves mommies rear." XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[L96EYE]

Stephen Lynch....... AWESOME!

[hobbitthesnowman]

i want to bring home a new mommy

[47jordanN]

He is such a good singer, might sound weird but I'd love for him to sing a song what doesn't have much comical factor.

[funkymunky225]

96 people are 10 dollar whores

[kdog120587]

I actually sang this song to my little girl as she was going to bed. You can't even imagine the look on her face, it was priceless. It was completely emotionless with her mouth parted a little bit and.... her eyes were closed because she went to sleep. As disturbing as the lyrics may be, this song actually did its unintended job.

[loqutor]

@kdog120587 You are a sick, sick bastard.

I love you.

[VampirPrincessSquidy]

I bet that "little girl" is like "WTF?"

[hippiehatr]

96 people have sores on their naughty parts oozing with puss.

[cheermyassoff123]

I think that's y my mommy left us

[thepandagod11]

the last verse

[Brandon02852]

I HAVE SORES ON MY NAUGHTY PARTS COVERED WITH PUS

[HeyZuesDellTaco88]

Bahahah im glad im not a little boy cuz i take the buss !!

[ddmdragonstudios]

the melody sounds like halloween of him

[Darkrainbowbutterfly]

He's like Tom lehrer...I love it

[showoff922]

$10 whores? what 3rd world countries does he go to

[TokigPojk]

@showoff922

My guess would be USA? (:

[thelastpizzaslice]

@showoff922 they must've given him a discount ;)

[VycDarkshadow]

@showoff922 Shoot, some give you a BOGO. Buy one night, get the next night free!

[N0TYALC]

lol look at the top comments THEYRE THE EXACT SAME STUPID, UNORIGINAL THING... oh yeah, but they have different numbers.. nvm then theyre hilarious and creative

[arconin]

@N0TYALC Big deal, does it really matter what any of the comments (yes, even yours and mine!) say? Just watch the damn video and just ignore the comments if they bother you. Even better, when you comment, have it be about the video in some way, youtube is for videos, not comments.

@katamariroller22 Thank you for uploading this song, one of my favorites songs by a great artist!

[N0TYALC]

@arconin if you believed that, you wouldnt have read my comment, you wouldnt have been angered by it, and you wouldnt have felt it necessary to respond.

P.S. your comment is just as unrelated to the video as mine was

P.P.S. Everyone has the right to comment however they see fit, even those 2 morons

[213woodstock213]

Ahh some one allready (yay two christmases )damnit

[lolitaloveshetalia]

why are people freaking out about this song. my mom and dad are divorced yet i laughed my ass off. stop being so good damn emotional. the song says divorce song and if you are sensitive about divorce then you shouldn't watch it.

[MrMrFunnybunny1]

this is horrible. I FUCKING HATE THIA

[avastacia]

@MrMrFunnybunny1 what's "thia"?!

[MrMrFunnybunny1]

@avastacia i meant to say this

[avastacia]

@MrMrFunnybunny1 oh, ok.

[SolidSulfur]

@MrMrFunnybunny1 Getting butt hurt on the internet doesn't usually lead to good things, just throwing that out there...

[SefMags]

91 people who rated this are single moms

[IEWAmbient]

Clicking on our channel will help to slowly alleviate the pain you’ve been trying to suppress for all these years.

We all miss your uncle. This is the best you can do.

[overithonestly]

91 people were rubbed against on the bus

[TheAndrewj96]

Thumbs up if AMV Hell brought you here.

[SForkey127]

hey noplanty your a fag and i hope you get ass fucked for being such a little fucker quit shipping school and learn some besides the three fucking words you know you dumb fuck " HEY fag" first thing wrong only the "H" should be capped 2 fag really? a bundle of stick or in England a cigarette..,, 3 " NO ONE FUCKING CARES" cause capping really makes your point right..,, hey everyone @Noplanty IS A FAGGOT well wow my point is made now huh now everyone knows how serious i am so fuck you kind sir :)

[sumdrummerdude]

@SForkey127 your a fckin douchebagger, quit tryin to give ppl grahmar lessons on youtube and fyi, we're not in england so fag is short for faggot, also considered an abbreviation and a word in all caps implies shouting or a raised voice, u dont shout the first letter of a word FAG hahaha get a fuckin life and stop criticizing nonsensical bullshit....

[raven21991]

@SForkey127 u no for someone as fucked up as you guess what u r a fag(faggot) here in america and like u said no on fucking cares but when u mess with one american u mess with us all so no one wants a fucking english lesson thats why we have summer to get away and not have to learn shit i hate english its boring if u want to be in a place fag means a cigarette go to fucking england and if u give me a hard time about this guess wat suck my dick FAG ok now i made my point clear im going to hell

[dom10001]

@SForkey127 You're*

[JasonsWoods]

I just listened to "For The Ladies".. I think I know why mommy left!

[thenwoodard]

stephen lynch best commedian ever

[warboy56]

@thenwoodard maybe but think bout jeff dunham

[thenwoodard]

porno and 10 dollr whores

[msjeans96]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

as a child whoms mum left after my parents divorce. i found this fucking hilarious!!! <3

[Noplanty]

89 people have another opinion about what can seem to be relevant or funny. that's all there is to it. let's put it this way: why should this be considered funny? I don't like people disliking people dislinking things they like. what you like is not universally funny, that's all. every one should be able to like or dislike freely, that has nothing to do with their mental capacity. in fact in the case of this song I feel inclined to say the opposite. but - hush! - I'll stay quiet.

[OverlordPride]

@Noplanty Not funny.

[titusville4life]

@Noplanty no...just no

[Schwertgott]

@Noplanty That is merely logic. People are not moved by logic.

[nickraad77]

@Noplanty HEY fag, NO ONE FUCKING CARES

[Sethiroth23]

@Noplanty fag

[Animatrixx]

this is so so very amazing HAHAHA love it! I always prayed my folks would get divorced... "if daddy plays his cards right he'll be driving home with your new mommy tonight" AH HAHAHAH

[mphst6]

89 people have sores on their naughty parts oozing with pus.

[reianne12]

89 people cant even spell pus

[whitehotdoomblast]

89 people have sores on their naughty parts oozing with puss, blech just saying that made me flinch

[royalpain20]

Haha losers my parents are still together

[HarrisonRocks]

@royalpain20

Meh, I have 2 mums, 2 dads and twice the presents. Sucks to be you fella.

[Nervjiggy]

88 people got rubbed on a bus

[sp33dzer0]

@Nervjiggy so was i, i still liked it

[puppylover123973434]

@Nervjiggy I think it was 95

[ronkey101]

@Nervjiggy lol im the 88th like... the buss if full :P

[Scazini]

God his voice is so beautiful, it's even better that he sings hilarious stuff.

[mr1234567654321able]

87 people have sores on their naughty parts oozing with puss

[00Manga0Lover00]

whats brilliant is he is one of the best singers I've ever heard and he's singing stuff like this, he's such an idol <3

[Brooks665]

Love it!

[dauertt]

come to seattle

[madkiller868]

Lol, 87 People had this happen to them when they were a little girls(even some of you little boys).

[yioti88]

how can you people take time out of listening to the song and arguing with losers without a sense of humor? like seriously hit replay and enjoy it the right way!

[cwscgirl1]

Seriously?

[cancerusnugget]

86 people have sores on their naughty parts oozing with puss

[LlamaLlauren]

this is my life...

[rath223]

@LlamaLlauren haha lil boys on the buss.........

[TheKc7kfn]

LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!

[ddduuurrrppp]

who ever posted divorce is not an option marriage is permanent is a dumbass and didnt lisen to the song lol

[Ptreese84]

Haha ... love this.

[SundayGirl1977]

Lol my husband and I crack up at this shtuff

[fiftieskid23]

Bottle that stuff up and drink it its that good

[beckyg1988]

love it!

[Cyantem]

86 peoples daddies like rubbing against little boys on the bus..

[WatchTower1387]

Stephen I will be seeing you tonight :) hahaha fourth show I will see

[DahBigBadWolf]

@WatchTower1387 How was it?

[crysalvea]

im going through a divorce.and this song hits on somethings my ex did.absolutely love it!!!!

[whyaretherenoneleft]

@crysalvea Fucking hell! Which parts?

[crysalvea]

@whyaretherenoneleft my ex kept messing with other women(particularly street corner females at first,at least his taste got better)he was doing drugs(and i didn't know i was paying for the females and the drugs)and i still have my questions if he were gay.because he was awfully close with a few of our friends who were gay.i don't think he cares what hole it goes in as long as he gets what he wants.atleast i know he would never do anything to or with a kid.

[seg042573]

who ever said divorce is not an option is considering the death option. Sometimes divorce is the only option

[TheLegalizeWeed]

____ # of people hate this song, so they suck. VOTE ME UP NOW. >:^(

[mattandnick12]

86 people are retarded

[RoadRageBill666]

My dad is just an a-hole. He divorced, got f*cking rich and, of course, he got the right to take care of me and my sis.. and then he married the dumbest and the fattest b*tch in the world(or at least balkan) for no apparent reason.. but this song is f*cking funny! Thumbs up!

[hardy502]

86 people had this song sung to them

[excaliburfool]

my daddy sang this song to me

[RoryVideos]

Story of my life.

[SwoRd5TalkeR]

I love puppies,pies and reading poetry .... blah u disguss me what happened to ur pe**s this is utube it's not "desperate housewives" forum

[BigBabe912]

I sang this to my kids infront of my ex-wife...she beat the shit out of me...I wish I was kidding! IT WAS SO WORTH IT THOUGH!

[McYellowfish]

This song saddens me deeply. It reminds me of the darkest fraction of my life. Still... this shit is FUNNY!

[Thefonny111]

He has a voice like a harp strung by angels with a tone that makes me weep of joy with memories from my childhood at the mountain side cabin that I would spend my summers in... THIS SONG IS FUNNY AS HELL THOUGH XD

[pytho777]

hahaha i love how someone named MyLovingJesus posts a video response entitled Divorce is not an option, Marriage is permanent. I really hope thats a joke. You've really shown us all the error of our ways, motherfucker!

[yoursuckiful]

im got my entire school to watch this shit its funny as hell

[yoursuckiful]

86 people have sores on their private parts oozing with pus

[dragonlord530]

everyone who laughed at this is going to hell but at least we get to party with craig

[MrNickeh]

Similar to Tim Minchin's lullaby. Both great.

[aerochick331]

funny or not, this is wrong my parents got divorced and this is very offending.

[2footbonger]

@aerochick331

haha this is funny as fuckin hell, get a since of humor damn. over 50% of marriages end in divorce hahahahaha loser go cut yourself and cry

[wolfsorrow100]

@2footbonger well ur quite the arse bandit guessing u like ur daddy issues

[2footbonger]

@wolfsorrow100 actually me and my dad get along great hahaha my parents are divorced even. im sorry yours walked out on you and never came back cause your mom is a whore.

[wolfsorrow100]

@2footbonger awwww that was a boring comeback

[aurorax1210]

@2footbonger lol your a cunt

[jack91x]

@wolfsorrow100 You're a fucktard. Case dismissed.

[guss957]

@aerochick331 YAY! TWO CHRISTMASES!!!

[jezzierulez1998]

@guss957 so true x



[loqutor]

@aerochick331 Get a sense of humor. My parents are divorced, too, and I think this song is hilarious.

[Jenult]

@aerochick331 Even worse for you, nobody gives a fuck, bitch

[aerochick331]

@Jenult real mature. your a lovely person(:

[Jenult]

@aerochick331 Why thank you :)

[wolfsorrow100]

@aerochick331 its stephen lynch u know its going to offend people at some stage lass

[LyssaLys123]

@aerochick331 So does around 50% of marriages. Lulz. But no, this song is hilarious.

[jack91x]

@aerochick331 Quit whining. It's a fucking joke. Now go kill yourself.

[ddduuurrrppp]

@aerochick331 so did mine and plus bro it comedy if someone didnt get offended it wouldnt be funny now would it shut the fuck up and dont act like ur so speical this is one of stephen lynchs less ofensice songs like i can understand craig christ or grandfather and .... specal olmpic offending someone but suck it up pussy

[vampian420]

@aerochick331 ok?? and we care, y, exactly?? its not our problem.

[TheBeautifulStar2]

@aerochick331 My parents got divorced as well but I still laugh my ass off at this song. Did your parents get divorced cause your daddy has sores on his no no parts. Girl chill its just a song :) I'll be honest my mom and dad got divorced cause my dad is a whore lol. and I still laugh at this song :)

[lolitaloveshetalia]

@aerochick331 ya well fuck you

[Zankiser]

I going to perform this pure work of art at my School Talent Show!!!!

[PatrioticEagle50]

This is charlie sheens theme song.

[Trigun914]

85 peoples new moms found were a HermAphrodite 

[BAMitsKailyn]

LMAO!! this song is funny to me and my mom and dad got divorced when i was 6th or 7th months old, ON MY iPOD THIS SONG GOES! XD

[RagDollSam]

you know just once I want to hear him sing a serious song I mean I love his s4ongs it's just I want to get the surprise of him doing it

[villemadison1]

i didn't know charlie sheen could sing !

[jmmurray1]

this song is great anyone know where i can find the Tabs for this so i can play it for my son?

[hgpot]

@jmmurray1 h t t p : / / g o o . g l / v f 1 n f

Sorry, can't post links on Youtube comments. It's a redirect link to the tabs/sheet music for this song.

[rileybuffylol328]

" daddy like porno and $10 hoer" lol watch my videos!!!!

[JiynxRock]

@rileybuffylol328 no

[rileybuffylol328]

@JiynxRock  why ?

[12343astronomer]

people it's just a joke, so if you don't like it stop bitching and grow up

[ghoulishhorror]

if you have bad things to say say them out loud so we who enjoy this comedian dont have to respond to Your believes that we might think are an idiotic waste of time

[kaseystarkey]

Fucking Hilarious!!!!!!

[SeniorBorderBouncer]

So, basically what your telling me dad, is your a Mel Gibson Michael Jackon Tommy Chong Amy Winehouse figure?