Cock(tails) & (Snow)Balls

[DelisaProductions]

You'll have to let us know how you made out on the streamy awards.

BTW, that's an awfully big threat messing with the Christmas classics, Bing Crosby is rolling around his grave right now.

[16Bobert]

haha (: i love your videos. I've voted for you every day for the past 3 weeks <3

[princessdana99]

@ 2:50... um, are you speaking Klingon?

[butterfly136923]

are you not wearing a shirt when you sing?

[vidvyuer]

Travis, I've nominated you now for a 3rd time, and if you promise never to wear that sweater with the snowmen on it in another video ever again, I'll promise to go back and nominate you a 4th and 5th time, too.

:-)

[rosephantom2]

I did it, too... normally I love your songs but.... please stop singing!!!

[rylestheryter]

i voted. couldn't let you subject the masses to your fart noises ruining the classics. i may not have given to the Salvation Santas this year, but no one can say i didn't do my good deed for the year.

[BeataBlackwing]

I submitted :O

now stop making that horrible wet sound ;P

[lazylisa2009]

this stuff is better than the shit on the radio

[AlexRider001]

oh god no

stop it

please

i voted!!

oh god i voted!!!

[DementedJuggalette]

ok i voted but i have a quick question...

are you singing shirtless sometimes?!?

[vincentschaos666]

I voted! By the way, lovely voice. ;)

[brainybabeh]

I've voted because you're amazing but as a present to us can you give us the album anyway? 

That and the gun ornament is cool, where did you get that from?

[ntiak]

ok, man

I voted you

[gingerxrules]

Um, so. I've already nominated you a couple times, but... I really want this album. Do I have to un-nominate you for that to happen?

[gristsuki]

Nominated again, if you're not a nominee for this awards then they are idiots, good luck!

[Magnacor08]

"Do you have children?"

No

"Do you not have children but love touching yourself?"

...*goes to vote*

Until that point I was like "BEST comedy? I don't know about that", but I do love touching myself so I really had no other choice.

[pupyfanatic44]

lol naked album?

[TheReceptionist]

Damn straight

[danalanacabana]

HAHA where mahh minnows?

i like the gun ornament. was that supposed to be a symbol for something?

[TheReceptionist]

No, my girlfriend bought it for me a couple Xmases ago.

[stefaniew777]

ooo! ruin christmas! yesss!!!! do it!

i bet this backfires :)

[TheReceptionist]

haha...I WILL steal the roast beast.

[stefaniew777]

And all the Whos down in Whoville

Became vegan to spite you

A new culinary tradition:

That of to-beasty....ew.

get it?! instead of tofurkey?! hahaha!....eh

[toxd0c]

cock and balls play on words is hilarious!

[TheReceptionist]

Cock and balls are always pretty funny

[BlackkatBasketCase]

Shirtless!

[TheReceptionist]

Nipples exposed!

[cailinhasrisen]

lol love the gun ornament

[TheReceptionist]

Yeah, it kinda rocks.

[ihearttheplanet]

eeww i just noticed your totaly naked when you sing your songs it just makes it doubly creepy !

[TheReceptionist]

Good...extra creepy is the way to go!

[nutcheck3]

eh i don't have a twitter.

[TheReceptionist]

That makes no difference for the nominations.

[stoopidpreacher]

Nominated sir.

[TheReceptionist]

You rock for that.

[hchase22679]

Please check out my Christmas Questions video. Its a thing im doing and i could use the veiws and i promise you will love it because its interactive!!!

[TheReceptionist]

I clicked on your channel but you don't have any videos uploaded.

[Ezmera]

Hey man! You're so awesome, I voted for you, but still make that album! I want it! LOL

[TheReceptionist]

Haha...nobody wants that piece of shit album. Yikes!

[wildcolors95]

uR nAKeD aREn'T YoU?

[TheReceptionist]

Maaaaybe

[peacelover911]

Nominated, your wish is my command... master.

[TheReceptionist]

You are the lover of peace!

[terracrush1234]

I will nominate you ONLY if you put this album out.

(Ok, I did it anyway...but still!)

[TheReceptionist]

hehe....you are awesome.

[JoshSource]

that glittery gun ornament is enough to make me want to vote for you. not because i think it's totally bad ass and i kinda want to google search it to buy one for myself...but because i fell threatened. please don't shoot!

ps - where the hell did you get the ornament from!?

[TheReceptionist]

Not sure where it's from. My girlfriend bought it for me a few years ago.

[iluvebam4ever123]

I love this video I nominated you

[pennygoo]

ahahahahaa ok ok ok

i nominated you! dont.. please dont ruin christmas

[TheReceptionist]

Your wish is now my command.

[jdfann]

voted :)

[TheReceptionist]

Thanks!

[brittBLIEP]

where is your shirt when you sing

[HorseCaak]

You mean his Turtle Dogs Festival shirt? It's the shirt he has, he probably decided to finally wash it...

[TheReceptionist]

Turtle DAYS Caak! Sheesh.

[TheReceptionist]

Where are my pants?

[MelancholyDinosaurs]

Nominated btw (:

[TheReceptionist]

Many many thanks

[MelancholyDinosaurs]

I would buy your music if it were available xD

[Piggie66]

only if you wear a shirt...

[TheReceptionist]

No deal!

[MaimeTaffy]

Nominated :D

[TheReceptionist]

Shucks

[gristsuki]

Oops, I nominated you again!

[TheReceptionist]

You're very very naughty!

[slyonetgh]

THIS VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY!!! I voted for you. :)

[TheReceptionist]

Glad you liked it and thanks!

[SuperG838]

i gotcha

[TheReceptionist]

u do? cool.

[1JazzCat]

hahahaha

[TheReceptionist]

hehehe

[bloodthurstyprd]

lol theres a gun on the tree at 1:24

[TheReceptionist]

It's actually there the whole time.

[HaveUSeenMyLeviJeans]

Cock(tails) & Snow(balls)

That there is genius! :D

[zeldalovergirl]

seriously, you make me laugh all the time! Voting, of course!

but please, don't butcher those poor songs! They have suffered enough crappy covers already!!

;)

[TheReceptionist]

Then you have done the right thing.

[CyndiNoName]

"Where my minnows?!"

Right here, buddy.

*Votes*

[TheReceptionist]

Thanks for being a minnow!

[bynidrix]

:D

I got it!

But...

8[ Would you put the song from 'The Triangle' on your gorgeous christmas album?

X3

[TheReceptionist]

Seems appropriate.

[vidvyuer]

Hey Travis!

I rushed over to the Streamys site and nominated you because I truly believe The Receptionist videos make the world a better place.

Merry Holidays!

:)

[TheReceptionist]

Thank you so much. Let's hope the judges over there think the same thing.

[genericfirstname]

Consider yourself nominated.

[TheReceptionist]

consider yourself awesome.

[cherryapple94]

i've been voting for you from all your twitter spam (blah), but hey, if you put out a christmas album, i'd probably buy it just because.

[TheReceptionist]

You are a rock star for sure.

[annanomoly]

god, where do i vote?? this just freaks me out!!

[TheReceptionist]

Check the info on the side bar of this video

[Lithaya72]

Omg, I want that album! I don't have kids and i cba to touch myself, but from the goodness of my warm, warm, loving, caring, sweet heart I shall vote for you.

[TheReceptionist]

you are warm, loving and caring. Thanks!

[Goity01]

I love how in every vlog video you do, you are drinking some form of alcohol lol! :D

[TheReceptionist]

It's the only way I can talk tot he camera. Ugh.

[jonathanmytton]

That was *sob* bueatiful!

[TheReceptionist]

Here's a tissue

[jonathanmytton]

Thanks.

I voted anyway.

[treedaisy]

Are you singing topless? That's kinky!

[TheReceptionist]

I might be.

[DonnaYatz]

buthcher away...no jk I'll nominate

[TheReceptionist]

Thanks, Donna

[daniiscene]

done.

[TheReceptionist]

Awesome

[cgkitti]

Okay, I nominated you!! Don't have to tell me twice, lol.

[TheReceptionist]

I might have to tell you twice to do it once more though.... :)

[Kiokoyasu]

but.... I want that album. . .

[TheReceptionist]

So far its not looking good for the album.

[chelseag1206]

Creepy and distrubing, but of course it made me laugh!

[missseg21991]

This was.....slightly creepy.......yet slightly..... *is speechless* ;)

[TheReceptionist]

THe video did its trick on you I see.

[TheDaftBat]

I do not think I can ignore the lack of clothes in this video....

[TheReceptionist]

I say do not ignore it. Shout it from the rooftops!

[TheDaftBat]

But alas, I lack a rooftop to shout from.

[superpuffpuff44]

he didnt have shirt on when he was singing

[TheReceptionist]

Or pants...

[TokiToki729]

were... you singing those songs... naked?! O_o

[TheReceptionist]

Its very possible.

[SillyJaime]

*nominated*

I hope you win, Travis! You're such a fun part of YouTube. :D

[thelifeadvice]

hahahahahaha

[triked14]

this makes me want to punch i donut.

you make me rofl......and i i ahve hard floors....but its worth it

[JbNickJoeKevinJonas]

haha is that a toy gun on his tree?

[MissR3id]

hahaha i love how he was trying hard not to laugh at singing oh holy night.

[TheReceptionist]

I was failing.

[HesterMcLester]

i think you should bone christmas in its carved-out eye socket just to say you did.

[TheReceptionist]

Hmmm...a good point.

[zina623]

i want this album to come out so badly lol

[TheReceptionist]

You really don't...I promise.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

You're a dick, Travis... putting my Non-Christmas album to shame!

[TheReceptionist]

Ha! You actually released yours. I used mine to control the power! HAHAHAHAHA!

[misspinaberry]

I NOMINATED YOU!!!!!

[TheReceptionist]

Many thanks.

[lollybxx]

i want to vote for you but i want a christmas album more so sorry

[TheReceptionist]

GRINCH! :)

[bredearest]

you BETTER put that album out. and you better win. but either way put that damn album out, foooool.

[TheReceptionist]

But so many children would be sad.

[PrettyBaaby]

Screw the Cindy Lou Whos of the world.

We want that album!

[gristsuki]

Nominated by me, second day.

[TheReceptionist]

You are awesome for the multi-day nominations

[lilredfilmgeek]

I'm seeing lots of people wanting this CD (myself included) I think maybe instead of a punishment it should be considered a reward n_n

[TheReceptionist]

You guys are sick and twisted! Love it.

[mahtexas]

GAH i cant decide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheReceptionist]

HA! Go with your heart, not your infected ears!

[mahtexas]

nvm i like oh holy night.

[TheReceptionist]

Tis a good cover for sure.

[mahtexas]

i liked silent light. :)

[TheReceptionist]

It twas funky for sure.

[ristar600]

why is there a pistol on ur tree?

[TheReceptionist]

Why is there a sink in your bathroom?

[ristar600]

because it came with the house... did ur tree come with a gun?

[crazypuppypoker]

This was so funny XD

I love how your singing just became more and more ridiculous as the video wen on

[TheReceptionist]

And this is why the album must NEVER be released.

[crazypuppypoker]

Lol yeah XD

Though it would probably be funny to listen to

[avrilcharmed]

where my mino's lol

[TheReceptionist]

ROCK!

[kelleclectic]

KER-NOMINATED!

I'd only buy your album if it came with a "making of" DVD.

[TheReceptionist]

Oh man, that's be a strange DVD for sure.

[ThePagan1978]

are you naked (or topless) thru some of these songs?? nice touch. consider yourself nominated!!!!

[TheReceptionist]

I knew you Pagans would enjoy the freedom of singing without clothes.

[dancergirl]

Lol!

[TheReceptionist]

Hehe

[KelsiLynelle]

Oh man that was funny... I loved the laugh in Jinhle Bells and the iTunes statement. Lol for realz. I will definitely go nominate you and hope you win, my dear.

But jus sayin... I think you are a beautiful singer.

[TheReceptionist]

You are awesome.

[ihearttheplanet]

Travis you are hilarious i was in stitches :) you have my vote !

[TheReceptionist]

Sa-weet!

[BAKARAMA]

I nominated you!

[TheReceptionist]

You are a golden citizen

[smelliex3]

I was almost tempted not to vote because of the promise of that album! But of course, you have been nominated ;)

[TheReceptionist]

whew! Thanks so much.

[bmobaggins]

Time LIFE presents: The Receptionist bones Christmas.

ok voted for

[TheReceptionist]

Ha! I love the Time life collection idea...maybe one day.

[jjkimmey2002]

why weren't you wearing a shirt?

[TheReceptionist]

Why do you like cookies?

[erahoneybee]

i am voting, but i kind of want that Christmas Album

[TheReceptionist]

You did the right thing, Erin...seriously.

[erahoneybee]

i still think you should make the album.

[SuperEd86]

This was a very intimate video, Travis.

[TheReceptionist]

Cause I want to get a little closer to you...Edward.

[psiangel7]

i kinda want you to ruin Christmas but i love you so ill nominate u anyway

[TheReceptionist]

You did good here.

[bumman97]

i do have one but mine always makes my tree fall its an rpg so i took it off

[lexi12tube]

voted!

and i would buy the songs if you if put them up lol

[TheReceptionist]

U need not waste your hard earned money on my whale songs.

[InsideCenterDani]

I voted so I could close this window and stop listening. Please no more singing.

[TheReceptionist]

Then you did the right thing!

[Justearningmywings1]

so voting, GOOD LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

[TheReceptionist]

Thaaaaank you!