Chrysler Turbo Encabulator

[squarebomb20]

Finally, a video that fixed my burping sensation in my vector capacitative incognito conductive morphing sinusuadial gradsupication granduality driven tubual groath.

[f350ford95]

Awesome . wanna see the ash tray diag and repair now.

[NickRoman]

Dang, this one is good. LOL

[scandiman68]

great video thanks for the info, now if I can just get my new muffler bearings installed I'll be in good shape!

[dyer85]

Make it so, Number One.

[rcbashertop1]

my brain hurts know

[cllewis1]

pretty sure 2nd half is the same guy as in the rockwell video

[kai101m5]

This is what went wrong with my Vectra !

[ukchay]

Jf

[Jrboysun]

What languish is that there speaking?

[ThirdXdegreeXburns47]

You morons, this is a fake joke video.

[pimpdog34]

@ThirdXdegreeXburns47 no dude i went to the shop i even bought a turbo encabulator song book and went through all of it my shit has to much gas in the fuel system

[pimpdog34]

well i just got back from the shop. theres to much gas i my fuel system

[timothylegg]

If they would have put a decent transmission in my Dodge Dynasty instead of making joke videos about them, I might consider driving a Chrysler product again. Of the cars I've owned, the Dynasty was without doubt the most unreliable, troublesome vehicle for me.

[70CobraJet429]

I keep getting head code "id10T" from my DRB II. Can someone translate this code for me? (I lost the book and the interweb thingy is no use.)

[72442W30]

WTF?????

[S7320]

I hate when my dingle arm starts acting up... :(

[streetracer14785]

Unfortunately, this is a real Chrysler training video and it explains one of the many reason why that company is completely fucked up.

[grivad]

@streetracer14785 If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

[urs1ne]

I hate sinusoidal depleneration!

[DameEdithDivine]

Bravo! Brilliant. Thank you, docah, for sharing!

[mpslaya]

Lol dingle arm

[zennethx]

It's a simple head-code... anyone can catch it.

[Xenoker]

Only six hydrocoptic marzelvanes? pffft, amateurs.

[insane992]

@Xenoker At least side fumbling was effectively prevented...

[protocos1]

... refer to the turboencabulator diagnostic procedures manual and songbook ...

[gnjudson]

Funny, they talk about quality with a K-car in the background.

[JDKMM7]

what the fuck is he talking about? is this a joke??

[WASDsweden]

@JDKMM7 It's quite advanced engineering.

[UvadupDisco]

I bought shares in this piece of shit.

[K9LLL]

You lost me with "Here at Chrysler Motors" but your mustache had me from the start

[Grundalizer]

is this a joke?

[zacharyparis]

@Grundalizer Nope, i've got two in my car.

[RoboTekno]

Geiger scale? What kind of turbo encabulator is this?

[flimsyshow]

@RoboTekno He explained, that this version is using reciprecation dingle arms.

[qwerty5000]

@RoboTekno

this variant of the turbo encapulator has a radio isotopic inverter in order to increase the flux linkage

[lgman83]

17 people found it easier to blow their brains out with a 12 Ga

[dre857]

Who shot who in the what now?

[yardtechbrando]

LMAO! Love the cornstarch!

[explorer47422]

Did he say 'diagnostic procedures manual and SONG' book??

[madmanmapper]

@explorer47422 Yes. Yes he did.

[themonthlymob]

"If there are any system faults, they will be displayed in secret code on the DRB2 display. It's a simple head code, anyone can catch it."

AHHHH get it? It's a pun....

[madmanmapper]

where's the ashtray and cigarette lighter operation, diagnosis, and repair video? :(

[Ayrwane]

geez and I thought Startrek had too much technobabble!!!! what he this dude just said?????

[LiamXaoh]

I followed this video and fixed mine.

[Begbucks]

& I thought I was too technical for my customers lol

[bin75]

Effectively raise the billable hours for the service department but provide no other service.

Haaa!

[wild2crazy]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ansonlytle]

Now e know what John Elway is up to

[98bucket1]

Lol my Transmission instructor showed us this video, and everyone in class was like WHAAAAAAAAAAA??? Lol he told us to take notes...then he lold

[skimaniac05]

this is how chrysler engines work...magically

i wonder if the snozberries taste like snozberries

[catburner]

LMFAO OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH ..............................­....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA AHA AHA AH omfg AH ooooooh my sides , aha ah aha oh shit that was funny ..........hahahahahahahahaha !!!!

[emsotakon]

"turbo encapulator manual and SONGBOOK>?!"

[Shagwaro]

What the hell does rant mean?

[pbrexs]

This is just too funny.

[carlosroxs2007]

wtf did the old man sayyy!?!?!?!?

[breaktobroken]

I like how there is just randomly corn starch on the mechanics table

[digitalsignalx]

@breaktobroken Agree. The cornstarch is the best.

[ATOwned1]

2nd guy: "Now that we know how the turbo encabulator works..."

Yes Mr. Mechanic, it's all crystal clear.

[jtb3797]

it produces power. i think

[cthulhu11111111]

uhh is Chrysler owned by Rockwell or vice versa? cuz if not i think something illegal is going on here. There's another video by rockwell claiming to have invented the *same* machine. Half the details are even the same they haven't even tried that well to hide it. Well one of these companies is busted for copying and this time noone can blame the Chinese.

[gblueslover2]

@cthulhu11111111 UGHHH This is all a joke, a parody on big words, meant to be funny, not to be taken seriously. Since you didn't laugh or find it amuzing, keep playing it until it's...never mind.

[g8blocker]

i don't understand half of what this guy is saying....

[gblueslover2]

@g8blocker Either does he.

[muzzandmich]

From turbo encabulators one week, progressing to ashtrays and cigarette lights in the following week..... they must be some ashtray assembly.

[gblueslover2]

Can enemas be given safely and effectively with this device ?

[mortensen1961]

@gblueslover2 Ask Michael Kenyon, he should know. . . . .

[gblueslover2]

@mortensen1961 Ah the enema bandit. Frank Zappa dedicated a song to him.. I think "The Illinois Enema Bandit" is on youtube..

[ragtagsoccer]

So this is why American auto companies have fallen behind...

[unclebud99]

...this guy is the opposite of Jack "The Winnebago Man" Rebney.

[brilhasti]

It's like the lyrics to a Bad Religion song.

[horsemeatavengers]

@brilhasti so fucking true

[lukefresh58]

imagine having this AND vtec ???

[HawaiiJackJr]

I hate when my osmalality phase detractors get all extrapolated, I hate it even more when I perform test TE10 using the geiger scale on the DRB2 and the wrench-in output of my capacitive reactance flux muster is above ten RGs.

[phantomuser1]

I am guessing the guy that out this on did a tune up or a few repairs on his 3.3 V6 powered car due to the overwhelming amount of 3.3 parts.

[STLFroBaller]

What did I just watch?

[RoflTickets]

WHAT THE SHIT

[LordAnarchy]

Service manual and song book!!! lol

[Craiglaca1]

I like the part about the billable hours

[AviWV]

Play this at the same time:

/watch?v=mk1qrUy5GA8&feature=p­layer_embedded

[aperionx]

Is it sad that some of it made sense to me? Sounds like an executive summary of a magnetism based torque converter.

As for the second guy, sounds like a standard dealership tech training to me.

[freegamingsolutions]

how does he pronounce all this?!

[StvMcQueen1]

This is hilarious! Well, it could be better if the orifice of the narrator was sideflopped a few fantangels to the left at times. This would reduce his incessant refropping and provide much clearer articulation, thus offering the listener better overall audioreluctance perception... Wouldn't you say?

[2008moscow]

Genius

[turbocoupe213]

I like how they removed the housing on the second bench and it turned into a timing cover for a 3.3L V6. Great stuff.

[betalite]

So, there's no need for a left-handed monkey wrench?

I also missed the part on muffler bearing replacement in this particular model.

[o0HappyCamper0o]

LOL manual and song book

[elomni87]

is videos funny we saw his in class in auto shop

[luvyawork]

Gotta hate that sigmoid rumbling below the belt line....

[rinkagamine991]

Did anyone else se the cornstartch? O_O WHAT THE FUDGE?

[n0hav0cyet16]

@rinkagamine991 It's cornstarch. Not cornstartch xP

[legion2k]

this is a verbal copy of this

Rockwell Retro Encabulator

[n0hav0cyet16]

15 people thought this all made sense. ;P

[christo930]

Free energy for everyone!

[radudeATL]

What. The. Fudge.

[moparnorthstar1]

Chrysler is the best

[merlinspower]

Anyone can understand these simple instructions. Clear, concise explanation is all we needed to be proficiant at repairing and maintaining a 30 year old turbo encabulator. Thanks for sharing.

[ErisVayle]

Hah..."for the sake of obscurity". This is genius.

[rydoggrexxxxxxxxxxxx]

this is how every mechanic sounds to a woman.

[flibideegibbit]

@rydoggrexxxxxxxxxxxx -- much as i hate to say it, i'm a guy, and what i know about automotive mechanics, or any mechanics for that matter, you could stuff in a flea's navel and still have room for the lint! lol

[jayocular]

this has to be a joke...either that or i need to take a more advanced english class. is reciprication dingle arm or sinusoidle deplenteration even real terms?

[jayocular]

prefabulated who mulite? he lost me at encabulator

[davek12]

13 people have sigmoid rumbling below the beltline.

[jonjoy1999]

anyone know where I can pick up a set of non-reversable tremipipes? I need them for my truck

[RetroGamerr1991]

I mean holy shit did this guy just write his entire script from a thesaurus.

[mobbindag]

The laughing started immediately for me at 50 seconds

[ultimatehunter101]

was that serious



[billzkustomz]

is this auto mechanics for women?

[usern4meunavailable]

Guys, this is a coded message... Its actually how to build working a warp drive... seriously...

[ImTriForceGuy]

I'm pretty sure I heard something about a gieger counter in there...

Isn't that used to measure radiation?

[tehDalahast]

@ImTriForceGuy No, but a geiger counter is.

[mikeb1444]

Proper ways to increase billable hours indeed.

[zerobeat18]

There's a newer version (white labcoat, no moustache) but it's terrible. The brilliance of this one is partially how deadpan it is. The newer one right off the bat is an obvious goofy joke with no allusion to being serious.

[Ultranothing]

Did I hear that right? Turbo-Encabulator diagnostic procedures manual and SONGBOOK?

[toadeepants]

YAY!! One Million thank yous for finding a clear copy. This is the most hilarious vid ever!

"For purposes of obscurity.." "Wrenching output of the capacitive reactance fluxmuster..."

"...you will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department, but will perform no other useful function."

Cornstarch.

HAAAAHahahahahhahahahahahhahah­ahahahahahahhahah

[Machinereplica]

Fucking fantastic

[unexceptionalrebel]

the procedure will guide you to the songbook... lol,

[wildcatdevil]

I used to subscribe to Stereophile magazine. This reminds me of one of their standard reviews on tube amplification. I don't subscribe to that magazine anymore.

[AAjootian]

can't fight... can't fight... MUST HAVE WANT NEED IT OHMYGODSPURBINGBERINGZZZ!! O.0

[thadizoc]

@3:18 I fell out of my chair laughing

[Dettengines]

ASE = Ask Somebody Else

[ddfflv]

That's a good one, folks! Many sales people are using this kind of bullshit as a corner stone of their business.

[rowansjay]

This really puts my mind at rest; been wondering about this for months now. Thanks a lot.

[WinterCOBsun1]

interesting, too much gas in the fuel system haha

[Vordwann]

12 people are not fitting their hydrocoptic marzyl veins to the ambificient leuder wain shaft in a way that prevents side-fumbling.

[Perplexer1]

This guy is awesome. All in 1 take !

[sixtiesforever1966]

Some GEEK Wrote this as a Joke on US!

[DeltaWebz]

HAHA dinglearm

[sporty04]

what? No Kinibler points or ratastatical gonkulators in that sucker?

[ddelz01]

i literally laughed out loud at this video

[AceTheBathound]

Prisencolinensinainciusol, anyone?

[builderbob112000]

...If it is below 10RGs, you will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department but will perform no other useful function.

[Caladors]

What I love about this is they managed to do the whole thing streight faced that would have taken some doing along with memorizing the first guys lines...

[swedishmetalgod1]

If it is below 10 RG's, you will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department but will perform no other useful function. These faults should be treated as they don't exist and the customer should be told that the hiccuping or burping is normal and is caused be too much gas in the fuel system.

Best part ever lol

[jookur]

Remember that you could've added a glateric deformitizer-stabilizer. It would've made the grelitic statolicium-metoric flux-capacitor (wait, what?) better.

[ThreeFatSlags]

Gah! Side fumbling - exactly why I left my wife.

[Dreammotive]

1:00 Sperming bearings?

1:11 Lunar Wang shaft?

[ccg711]

i would love to see the diagnostic computers of the day to see if there was a turbo encabulator option in the menus. hehe

[turbocoupe213]

@ccg711 The only thing real in this video was the scan tool. Yes it is called a DRB II and no there is no option for turbo encabulators, Chrysler dealers still have them. I use it once in a while.

[Craiglaca1]

@turbocoupe213 That's good news because I was really starting to feel stupid.

[bigwrap33r]

That was all done in one shot. I wonder how many retakes,

[delfartel]

Whatt? We now know how it works?

[mixtremesvig]

ohhhhhhhh baxter, you know i dont speak spanish

[UA1VM]

Proceed to the fluckmuster for further diaagnoseees

[VaderGaming]

my head is full of fuck

[TheGroundBeef]

theres a non-reversible tremi-pipe connected to the differential girdle spring

[DiosUnion]

You should explain this in auto class next time lol....also notice when he goes to grab the book to show to the camera, the book is backwards :P

[QuincyFreal]

Turbo Encabulator diagnostics procedures manual and song book?

[delfartel]

@QuincyFreal Loll wtf.

[ctrboy0]

12 people didn't understand the Turbo Encabulator.

[illcities]

its an engine jim, but not as we know it

[chamisi]

I just replaced my flux muster

[L0otMyHouse]

DINGLE ARM

[AngryC4t]

FGSFDS

[ladangelo202]

lolololoololololololololololol­lololol how do you get that good at bullshit how? 

[UberPhil45]

But where is the continuomtransfunctioneer?

[Nolansykinsley]

Did anyone else notice the tools on the second guy's table? Hammer, manual, multimeter and.... cornstarch??

[RATAPWNZU]

@Nolansykinsley its actually baking soda. hes got a stove burner for cooking crack behind the camera.

[RATAPWNZU]

"be sure to watch next month, when we'll cover ashtray and cigarette lighter operation, diagnosis, and repair."

[dfurno2003]

@Nolansykinsley cornstarch is commonly used to soak up oil.. thats all i can think they would use it for...

[randomb0b123]

great

[smoth7]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA seriously the funniest bullshit ever!

[grimtango5280]

malleable logarithmic casing hahaha. This is the longest bullshit rant ever. Good job on remembering (or not remembering??) the script old man.

[Vectorr4Emperor]

Holy Bullshit Batman!

[Cammac360]

MMmm yes side bumbling... quite true sir.

[SpartasPhalanx]

The second guy really gives it away.

[jadefalconmk1]

Jesus tapdancing christ, what language is this guy speaking, I bet he was employed by Star Trek in later years.

[smellybridge]

lmao!

[BlazEajayaday]

My mind is full of fuck.

[redpoostain]

In lamens terms, as darkstatehk stated,

The halogen fluid can't be allowed to drop below 250 drams, nor may the muffler bearings be allowed to wear beyond 1/36,000th of 1 inch.

[ELMOCK]

hahahahahahahahaha! corn starch! hahahahahahahahahaha

[blue1998r1]

this is video out-dated. on newer models the distributor gurdle spring has to be juxtaposed to the modial polar contacts on the Depleneration reservoir valve gromet not the capacitive solenoid centrifical threaded coils

[reprodragon]

i occasionally ingest a semi organic nutrient suspension in a silicon based liquid medium to lubricate my bio-functions....... DATA.... STAR TREK