By the merchant agreements you have with Visa, Mastercard, Discover and Amex you are NOT ALLOWED to ask someone for a picture ID when they use a credit card. You think you're "doing them a service", but you're actually violating the credit card companies' own policies and contributing to the further erosion of privacy in this country.
Not true. I work for a major chain bookstore also, and if their cards don't have those new PIN microchips, we're REQUIRED by our credit card contracts to verify identification if they're spending more than a certain amount of money.
My favorite: I'm looking for a book...I don't know the title, don't know the author, but the cover is blue. And the next best...so...have you read this book? (totally obscure title). Um no...but I have read every other book in this store.
"or doing some other employee kinda thing" haha you're the greatest man. best comedian ive seen on youtube hands down. and im just wondering because i used to smoke a lot of weed, have you ever used coaine or any other uppers, we can keep it between us because haha im sure it made you more creative and gave you your unique style if you did lol. good luck. and keep it up
OMG! I hate when people ask you what store they are in! I used to work in a shoe store and the name of our store was in BIG RED letters on practically every wall, it was even on my name tag. Sometimes people would ask me if we were famous footwear, or shoe pavillion. Stupid customers.
I never understood why people got so offended when I asked for id. I had people throw me there id before across the counter, and I had to pick it up, off the floor, on the other side. I love these. Well, love all your videos, but I really relate to these
I wish book stores would discontinue their intrusive (savings card) "Sign up or pay more policy." "A free people does not show identity papers to get a discount on books." Membership is for the country clubs.
I always ask the question of do you work here? It's not piss the employee off it's just to confirm and check that they aren't a customer who's using the computer to search for a book.
haha nice!! but often i go into a bookshop to "look", see what i might be interested in. bcos often i don't know what book i wanna get, just see if something piques my interest.
I used to work in a college bookstore... Boy does all that sound familiar. I also had people expecting me to know all about the subject they were taking so I could "help" with their homework!
I think my favorite is "Do you work here?" -- having DONE retail.
Then again, when I was selling my jewelry at Fremont Market, I'd get people asking me if I could do "better at my prices". No, madame, it's not barter day. I've marked my sterling silver and gemstone cheaper than you'd find in a retail store. If you want cheaper, GO TO A THRIFT STORE.
People is nutz.
Except for thee and me, I mean--and some days, thee is a little off.
OMG, you are so right! I have worked in retail for almost ten years and I have gotten all of those questions. It is so amazing how stupid, idiotic and ignorant some people are, as well as oblivious. Good Job!
Love it , Ive seen that so many times and Im afraid Ive done some of it too.Uh-oh I let the lizard outta the bag ooops.Anyways Thanks for the Laughs and have a good one!
oh man, I LOVE when they ask for my ID... one xmas I bought a sword and some knives w/ my debit card and they didn't ask... nice to know someone could be buying a bunch of weapons pretending to be me (never mind what they were for) :)
LOL .. I went to a funeral yesterday and a group of us gathered at the local hotel for drinks afterwards, In the space of approx 40 mins I had three seperate couples come upto me requesting a table .... Geeeshhh just because I am dressed in Black and white does not mean I work in this hotel ... hello ... Im here for a wake ..... ya gotta laugh ...
I work in retail, so I know these sorts of customers so well. I get them on a daily basis. They think that just because I work for the company, that I will instantly know where EVERY aingle product is instore. Yeah... right!
I've had people ask me if I work in a store while shopping several times in my life. One incident that really stands out is when I was walking down an aisle in a K-Mart like normal with a PURSE AND COAT ON and some lady coming in the opposite direction asked me if I worked there! I was a little too shocked to have my reply come out as polite as it should've been.
Lol, loved it. I used to work in a Govt. dept. and would get calls asking if so and so had called in from "relatives". When told that I couldn't divulge that information it was the same thing "So you're saying I'm a liar?" Pleeeeeeeeeez, you're on the end of a phone, you could be the ghost of Sadaam Hussain!
Hehe i hate when people assume just because you work at a res truant you know what all the food tastes like.. its like hello!!?? NO i haven't eaten everyone on the menu..therefore.. noo i don't know what it tastes like .. "is it like lemony?" I DON'T KNOW!!! lol
know what? The "hizzle" cracks me up, too...it just came out before I had a chance to think about it...now I laugh every time I see it. Yes, I crack myself up. :)
That was great!!! I worked at Albertsons for years and people are all the same..."does this taste good"...ummm.... just because I work in a grocery store does not mean I have TASTED EVERYTHING we sell!!! Hilarious!
Oh Sign you are SO right on the money. This is so funny - but not you know? I mean, don't ya just want to slap some people and knock some common sense into them? If you answered yes, forget it - it doesn't EVER work. HAHA!! Been there....etc. Fun stuff.
Borders is right across the street from my office. I stop in to "just look" all the time. Luckily, no one has ever asked if they could help me. I'd better have an answer ready just in case someone ever does ask. Like, "Help me do what?" Look them over and go, "ummm, I don't think YOU can. Anyone else work here?" Wheeeee, maybe I'll be in your next video! LOL
Sweetie! I'd collab with you any time, any way! Thing is, Borders has great service. The one across from me has an information desk. They are VERY helpful. On the other hand, service stations, have clerks that resemble the customers in your video! I love your vids. Will NEVER stop watching, will NEVER stop commenting until you block me. If you do, I'll just make videos. Annie Wilkes is your number one fan. In more ways than one!
Ah, cool! Then you can be my Annie Wilkes anyday! Do you own a pig? I don't. I borrow my pig. Okay, that's not true but once I borrowed money from a pig. Pig is my code word for "pimp".
DUDE THAT IS SOOOO FREAKIN TRUE!!! What about the guy who always goes in there and then rants on the book that was made into a movie.. Their like "ya the book was better" and we are like "You know what I liked about the movie? No reading"
I love it, more, more! get with me at lunch time I'll give you some good ones! (pushes button on the mike and tells sign543 to run, the lady who yells out questions is coming up behind him!)
A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
I have too, and they'll even argue when I deny it.
At my last job we would get a lot of misdialed numbers and people would argue with you that your number is on their bill. I always felt like saying, I'm pretty sure I know where I work.
I used to get the "where am I" thing all the time when I worked a bookstore. People don't remember if they're in Barnes and Noble, B Dalton, WaldenBooks, or Borders... Hell, I even forget that sometimes. Sorry, but big chain bookstores all look alike.
Oh no!! I've asked what the name of the store is before! I'm one of THOSE people! Sorry :( Although I was in a mall. And just roaming. ANd didn't mean to buy anything. So I didn't know what store I'd roamed into. But I asked instead: 'do you have a stamp?' so I wouldn't look THAT ignorant. They usually reply, 'just make it out to so and so.' Oh no! I'm one of those people....
I love these videos, how well do MOST of us know these stories, I wonder which ones of us are the annoying customer? C'mon fess up and be truthful, I am a courteous customer, Kelley is a rude one, we used to go shopping after work and would be walking into a store at 8:55 PM and she could care less! ciao Reynaldo anxiously awaiting your arrival in San Francisco Baby!
I made some of those sign's up(Stupid)and hand them out when people ask me dumb quistion's.LOL! It's gotten me in trouble A few time's,But Oh Well! I alway's found another Job! HEHE!
Point made, but I have a question. Is it typical for people to steal credit cards and then go and buy books? (Especially since there are cameras everywhere.)
True. I just could not rid of the mental image of thugs knocking granny over in the grocery store parking lot and afterwards going immediately to the book store to by Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence. (I blame the cold medicine.)
Yes they will come in and charge like 700 dollars in books movies and cd's. it has happened a coiuple of times. Or they make their own credit card and then charge hundreds of dollars on it... the card won't swipe so clueless clerks punch in the numbers!
I do too! But on the other side, I've used my bosses credit card and the clerk hasn't said anything. There's a man's name on the card and a woman is using it...I don't think they even looked at the name.
OMG! marry me? finally.......someone whom to share the annoyances with! <3
Stephykitten23 1 year ago
Okay. story. of. my. life.
thanks
orangepanguin 1 year ago
you still look like my old physics teacher...
hiddenphrases 1 year ago
your videos are great!
ramonaji08 2 years ago
By the merchant agreements you have with Visa, Mastercard, Discover and Amex you are NOT ALLOWED to ask someone for a picture ID when they use a credit card. You think you're "doing them a service", but you're actually violating the credit card companies' own policies and contributing to the further erosion of privacy in this country.
rgould09 2 years ago
oooh check it out, we've got the Special Police working on Youtube!
What about when the morons write SEE ID on back, hmmm??
jandro257 2 years ago
Not true. I work for a major chain bookstore also, and if their cards don't have those new PIN microchips, we're REQUIRED by our credit card contracts to verify identification if they're spending more than a certain amount of money.
LuxLumen 2 years ago
LOL... That was great! I agree that some customers are absolutely absurd. Good job, Tony. :)
AkeakamaiTheFirst 2 years ago
XD lmao where am i?
ohh sorry guys, call the press back hes just looking.
....seriously though how do you put up with it
izumeypup 2 years ago
My favorite: I'm looking for a book...I don't know the title, don't know the author, but the cover is blue. And the next best...so...have you read this book? (totally obscure title). Um no...but I have read every other book in this store.
MavenGirl 2 years ago
okay, this is totally making my night. that last part, about "where am I"
WELL. you're standing in front of a GIANT SIGN that says waldenbooks. must mean....petco? and then they'll write something like..."walden's books"
WHO THE HELL IS WALDEN? is that what it says on the wall? nooooo. waldenbooks. pretty simple.
hehthurr 2 years ago
haha! you are funnier than other people of whoms names shall not be mentioned due to possible offence
megen1996 3 years ago
haha
scotsrule101 3 years ago
Fucking hilarios!
if33lsick 3 years ago
love it sign543!
~M
mlonightwolf 3 years ago
lol
copanameri 3 years ago
You are too funny--love your vids!
murfra 3 years ago
awesome
lissame73 3 years ago
"or doing some other employee kinda thing" haha you're the greatest man. best comedian ive seen on youtube hands down. and im just wondering because i used to smoke a lot of weed, have you ever used coaine or any other uppers, we can keep it between us because haha im sure it made you more creative and gave you your unique style if you did lol. good luck. and keep it up
souldistortion25 4 years ago
OMG! I hate when people ask you what store they are in! I used to work in a shoe store and the name of our store was in BIG RED letters on practically every wall, it was even on my name tag. Sometimes people would ask me if we were famous footwear, or shoe pavillion. Stupid customers.
WifeOfAGayHusband 4 years ago
Yours may be good, but I don't accept personal cheques. Why?
Four out of four that I've ever received have bounced. How can I trust you? I don't know you. What makes you any different?
I get them all the time...
fehquig 4 years ago
I've actually done the "where am I," thing...very good likeness..lol.
AutymnRosa 4 years ago
I never understood why people got so offended when I asked for id. I had people throw me there id before across the counter, and I had to pick it up, off the floor, on the other side. I love these. Well, love all your videos, but I really relate to these
childre24 4 years ago
hahaa lmao!
I lov ur rants!
nattiproductions 4 years ago
i'm laughing to hard to type...
this is just way better than
T.V. Cable B.S.
New Fan Here...
Heres your sign543
pbeachmike 4 years ago
Woah Orchard Bank! Hollah.
Nice Video :)
bezelthai 4 years ago
I wouldn't get too annoyed about the "do you work here", it is mostly to get your attention, not to actually inquire if you work there.
Intelligo 4 years ago
I wish book stores would discontinue their intrusive (savings card) "Sign up or pay more policy." "A free people does not show identity papers to get a discount on books." Membership is for the country clubs.
IBMeddling 4 years ago
that is funny... inever get tired of your backround music
la4hi0rocks 4 years ago
Planet Earth lol I use that one too every chance I get!
KIRKIN2112 4 years ago
planet earth.lmao
Aprildew 4 years ago
Isnt it true that if the customer makes a check out to say, Hasings and they are at BooksAMillion, it will still be honored?
479Lucy 4 years ago
Oh, my, I wouldn't think so. Maybe, though. :)
sign543 4 years ago
this vid cracks me up everytime!
MalyssaAK 4 years ago
Ohgawd, the check part if my favorite. I used to work at a bookstore and people would always ask me where they were. I sure don't miss that..
CuteFuzzyBees 4 years ago
YOu made me LAUGH with this video! I wish they had Youtube back in my WAITRESSING days--LOL!!
katalina2007 4 years ago
Cool Vid Man!
Five Stars!!
MadBadVoodo 4 years ago
the beat in the background hurts my brain :(
apple093080 4 years ago
hahaha ''where am i'' yup im mightve actually did a couple of those on accident....
MalyssaAK 4 years ago
I always ask the question of do you work here? It's not piss the employee off it's just to confirm and check that they aren't a customer who's using the computer to search for a book.
FlowingGeisha 4 years ago
HEY....My partner owns a bookstore. An awesom locally owned and operated shop. Zipster told me to check you out....glad I did
GayBob08 4 years ago
haha nice!! but often i go into a bookshop to "look", see what i might be interested in. bcos often i don't know what book i wanna get, just see if something piques my interest.
Sikosm 4 years ago
Working and dealing with the public you have to have nerves of steal...lol
Carballoca 4 years ago
FUnny
theblue64 4 years ago
You're funnay
theblue64 4 years ago
This series is great!
MGB1000 4 years ago
hey, this is pretty funny :] haha
alyssacorexcore 4 years ago
TONY,
THAT WAS HISTERICAL.
moomay11649 4 years ago
I used to work in a college bookstore... Boy does all that sound familiar. I also had people expecting me to know all about the subject they were taking so I could "help" with their homework!
bronzeartist00 4 years ago
I think my favorite is "Do you work here?" -- having DONE retail.
Then again, when I was selling my jewelry at Fremont Market, I'd get people asking me if I could do "better at my prices". No, madame, it's not barter day. I've marked my sterling silver and gemstone cheaper than you'd find in a retail store. If you want cheaper, GO TO A THRIFT STORE.
People is nutz.
Except for thee and me, I mean--and some days, thee is a little off.
Starshadow 4 years ago
It's not barter day. LOL. Perfect, ma.
sign543 4 years ago
@Starshadow
i once had a customer at the Barnes and Noble I work for try to convince her 8 year old daughter that they could "haggle" me down in price. Uhm, no.
seattlebecc 1 year ago
Retail totally blows. I work at a call center for United Way and a woman called in yesterday insisting that we were the Home Shopping Network.
jazoni 4 years ago
OMG, you are so right! I have worked in retail for almost ten years and I have gotten all of those questions. It is so amazing how stupid, idiotic and ignorant some people are, as well as oblivious. Good Job!
JCoreyball2 4 years ago
OMG I want you to be my neighbor so that I can have you over for cake and coffee!
Beachmama57 4 years ago
"put the cake away...he's just looking"
LMAO.... ;o)
CRITICALdiva 4 years ago
Just swinging by to have another look see! I needed a good laugh.
peggyisme 4 years ago
Love it , Ive seen that so many times and Im afraid Ive done some of it too.Uh-oh I let the lizard outta the bag ooops.Anyways Thanks for the Laughs and have a good one!
Cyclonis 4 years ago
Being that I have 6 years experience of retail at Wal-Mart (BOO! HISS!), all these things do not strike me as unbelievable or strange.
sneakypreacher 4 years ago
Very cool video... The planet Earth thing had me rolling on the floor...
SkooterTrash 4 years ago
People don't know where they are because they don't want to have to crane their necks to look at the sign as they are walking in.
PrincessN1984 4 years ago
haha I am the Just Looking guy except without the attitude.
ThOverdrive 4 years ago
oh man, I LOVE when they ask for my ID... one xmas I bought a sword and some knives w/ my debit card and they didn't ask... nice to know someone could be buying a bunch of weapons pretending to be me (never mind what they were for) :)
joytriangle 4 years ago
LOL .. I went to a funeral yesterday and a group of us gathered at the local hotel for drinks afterwards, In the space of approx 40 mins I had three seperate couples come upto me requesting a table .... Geeeshhh just because I am dressed in Black and white does not mean I work in this hotel ... hello ... Im here for a wake ..... ya gotta laugh ...
FacesOnCelluloid 4 years ago
your videos are hysterical. :)
kayliesings 4 years ago
I work at Walgreens and I get that all the time "do you work here??" it's like... yeah, no I just love wearing a sexy photo jacket for no reason.
karliezmarie 4 years ago
Exactly. LOL
sign543 4 years ago
Once again, a great video!
I work in retail, so I know these sorts of customers so well. I get them on a daily basis. They think that just because I work for the company, that I will instantly know where EVERY aingle product is instore. Yeah... right!
pierz1981 4 years ago
Thanks...and you're exactly right. :)
sign543 4 years ago
LOL!!
i used to work as a shop manager here in Greece and let me tell you customers are everywhere the same!!
grstratos 4 years ago
When someone asks if you work there just say "Only when the boss is watching; the rest of the time I just goof off."
Avidbowler 4 years ago
There should be a sign that says Welcome Stupid Customers and enjoy yourselves because we don't enjoy you.
There was a slow cashier that took her sweet old time with a huge freaking line up and checked in everything slowly.
FlowingGeisha 4 years ago
I've had people ask me if I work in a store while shopping several times in my life. One incident that really stands out is when I was walking down an aisle in a K-Mart like normal with a PURSE AND COAT ON and some lady coming in the opposite direction asked me if I worked there! I was a little too shocked to have my reply come out as polite as it should've been.
LadyVLR 4 years ago
Lol, loved it. I used to work in a Govt. dept. and would get calls asking if so and so had called in from "relatives". When told that I couldn't divulge that information it was the same thing "So you're saying I'm a liar?" Pleeeeeeeeeez, you're on the end of a phone, you could be the ghost of Sadaam Hussain!
TamHickey67 4 years ago
Hehe i hate when people assume just because you work at a res truant you know what all the food tastes like.. its like hello!!?? NO i haven't eaten everyone on the menu..therefore.. noo i don't know what it tastes like .. "is it like lemony?" I DON'T KNOW!!! lol
oh my..
evilchicka 4 years ago
Hizzle? You threw me off with that. I had to watch it twice cause I couldn't concentrate after that.
Where do you work? I'll buy something if you have cake. :)
IAGuy06 4 years ago
know what? The "hizzle" cracks me up, too...it just came out before I had a chance to think about it...now I laugh every time I see it. Yes, I crack myself up. :)
sign543 4 years ago
When you deal with the public, as I do, you soon realize that unlike the rest of us, they are somehow not all unique.
For better or worse, I've heard it all before.
jordanthecat 4 years ago
ok what happened to my video
electrojed 4 years ago
Oh my gosh, there is no end to how funny you are!! LOVE YOUR VIDEO'S YOU are awesome!!
justwant2bhappy 4 years ago
That was great!!! I worked at Albertsons for years and people are all the same..."does this taste good"...ummm.... just because I work in a grocery store does not mean I have TASTED EVERYTHING we sell!!! Hilarious!
lennonfan77 4 years ago
This is awesome.
TheGreatAndMightyMe 4 years ago
Thanks, my friend. :)
sign543 4 years ago
I love it, these videos are hilarious :D
MusicIsEverything07 4 years ago
so... is this the YouTube?
sign, you are hilarious!
designx86 4 years ago
How about the writer who goes in and rearranges the books so that her books are front facing? :D You can totally point fingers at me for that one. ;)
PixelFaerie 4 years ago
I worked in the kids dept at the bookstore and authors were constantly doing that! Or putting their stuff on required endcaps!
peggyisme 4 years ago
Haha. :) I do it for authors I love too. We just like having more shelf space than everybody else. ;)
PixelFaerie 4 years ago
LOL.i love your video...they're so funny:D
PoetryCarvedInFlesh 4 years ago
Oh Sign you are SO right on the money. This is so funny - but not you know? I mean, don't ya just want to slap some people and knock some common sense into them? If you answered yes, forget it - it doesn't EVER work. HAHA!! Been there....etc. Fun stuff.
TonyDi 4 years ago
Borders is right across the street from my office. I stop in to "just look" all the time. Luckily, no one has ever asked if they could help me. I'd better have an answer ready just in case someone ever does ask. Like, "Help me do what?" Look them over and go, "ummm, I don't think YOU can. Anyone else work here?" Wheeeee, maybe I'll be in your next video! LOL
Perroquet51 4 years ago
You up for a collab??
sign543 4 years ago
Sweetie! I'd collab with you any time, any way! Thing is, Borders has great service. The one across from me has an information desk. They are VERY helpful. On the other hand, service stations, have clerks that resemble the customers in your video! I love your vids. Will NEVER stop watching, will NEVER stop commenting until you block me. If you do, I'll just make videos. Annie Wilkes is your number one fan. In more ways than one!
Perroquet51 4 years ago
Okay, I just don't want to be hobbled. *laugh* THANKS!!
sign543 4 years ago
LOL! Oh baby! I would NEVER "hobble" you! (I don't think)
Perroquet51 4 years ago
Ah, cool! Then you can be my Annie Wilkes anyday! Do you own a pig? I don't. I borrow my pig. Okay, that's not true but once I borrowed money from a pig. Pig is my code word for "pimp".
sign543 4 years ago
Loves it!!
<3 Ur Videos!
-TopThrillTravis
TopThrillTravis 4 years ago
I love book stores and really hope that I NEVER ask those annoying questions or act totally stupid. Love your new series! LOL
mysteryglo 4 years ago
Alot of people with stolen credit cards buy books..? :)
Pawys1111 4 years ago
DUDE THAT IS SOOOO FREAKIN TRUE!!! What about the guy who always goes in there and then rants on the book that was made into a movie.. Their like "ya the book was better" and we are like "You know what I liked about the movie? No reading"
Th3seGuys 4 years ago
LOL - Royal blue suits you by the way. :)
ladypn 4 years ago
I love it, more, more! get with me at lunch time I'll give you some good ones! (pushes button on the mike and tells sign543 to run, the lady who yells out questions is coming up behind him!)
peggyisme 4 years ago
LOL...part 3 is coming soon??? i hope!!! you rock darlin tony. ((hugs))
*tori*
torigirl35 4 years ago
Too funny...
MGABBYB 4 years ago
I totally agree about the credit card. When someone asks you to show your ID, THANK THEM!! Don't yell at them for protecting you.
People sometimes just suck, don't they?
bluhevenly 4 years ago
LOLAGAIN!
Blizzeekitty 4 years ago
I love you so much!! You have hit the nail on the head!! hehe
Peas007 4 years ago
5*s from someone who worked in a library? btw, when's the date w/ zipster? u better be good to our zipster...
RoseSiegel 4 years ago
IDIOT, n.
A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
--Ambrose Bierce
fullmontycarlo 4 years ago
I often have people come up to me in stores and ask me whether I work there. What's up with that?
amjPeace 4 years ago
Do you collect name badges from different stores?? :)
sign543 4 years ago
I have too, and they'll even argue when I deny it.
At my last job we would get a lot of misdialed numbers and people would argue with you that your number is on their bill. I always felt like saying, I'm pretty sure I know where I work.
bluhevenly 4 years ago
I swear, that happens to me all the time! It is so weird, isn't it? Maybe we just give off an "authoritative vibe"!
MyRealityBytes 4 years ago
Try not to make eye contact LOL
amjPeace 4 years ago
I just came back and watched this 2 more times. lol
RosenbaumGrl 4 years ago
Love it!!! can totaly relate!! Love it when they do it fast food places!!!
Texasred63 4 years ago
I still don't know how to read
NutCheese 4 years ago
I used to get the "where am I" thing all the time when I worked a bookstore. People don't remember if they're in Barnes and Noble, B Dalton, WaldenBooks, or Borders... Hell, I even forget that sometimes. Sorry, but big chain bookstores all look alike.
ChristopherMast 4 years ago
Ah do more! BRAVISSIMO!
5*
Gigolo8 4 years ago
YOU might be on earth, but they're prolly not ;-)
LukaIsntLuka 4 years ago
haha I never know where I am.
nihilisia 4 years ago
Hey that guy in the sunglasses looks like me at the porn store! LOL ;P
DatAintRight 4 years ago
Oh no!! I've asked what the name of the store is before! I'm one of THOSE people! Sorry :( Although I was in a mall. And just roaming. ANd didn't mean to buy anything. So I didn't know what store I'd roamed into. But I asked instead: 'do you have a stamp?' so I wouldn't look THAT ignorant. They usually reply, 'just make it out to so and so.' Oh no! I'm one of those people....
silverscreamgrl 4 years ago
for anyone looking for a retail rant check out my vid.... i am hopefully going to post it as a response to sign543...if its ok... is it okay? ^^
mariangirl 4 years ago
Yes, it's okay. By "yes" I mean that if you do it, I will hunt you down and force feed you cans of beans and franks. :) Just kidding. OF COURSE. :)
sign543 4 years ago
sweet its up check it out :D
mariangirl 4 years ago
Gotta love it!...and love you too!...Jae
Oneautumnheart 4 years ago
I love these videos, how well do MOST of us know these stories, I wonder which ones of us are the annoying customer? C'mon fess up and be truthful, I am a courteous customer, Kelley is a rude one, we used to go shopping after work and would be walking into a store at 8:55 PM and she could care less! ciao Reynaldo anxiously awaiting your arrival in San Francisco Baby!
BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY 4 years ago
I feel the need to watch this several more times. So the greatness can soak in. I was having a bad day but now....happy again. :)
RiddleSpider 4 years ago
*hangs head in shame* I've been the last guy... Don't block me.
Elaina43 4 years ago
music store......
do have that song thats in the chart?
you know the one!
it goes something something something love!
you know its by that girl...
with the hair!
xyxaxsoon 4 years ago
"...put the cake away..." hahahahaha! oh man, coughing fit...
poopslingingmonkey 4 years ago
i love this...worked in retail for 3 years and i can so relate :)
mylilsin 4 years ago
What thieves read? lol I never know what day it is so I understand the where am I thing. teehee You so silly. I just want to feed you.
Furnifur 4 years ago
*tag* ! :) That was #1, I still need to get you somewhere else to catch up.
poopslingingmonkey 4 years ago
aw poop
Furnifur 4 years ago
I really enjoy watching you, you are really funny to watch! I'm glad I subscribed.
Joanie
Joan3424 4 years ago
Hahaha this was great XD =)
CagleGurl07 4 years ago
oh.. you're writing me a check? i prefer cash.. but just cuz it's you, I'll accept check.
*S7*
Simmian7 4 years ago
I made some of those sign's up(Stupid)and hand them out when people ask me dumb quistion's.LOL! It's gotten me in trouble A few time's,But Oh Well! I alway's found another Job! HEHE!
windbreeze07 4 years ago
Tony...you are tooooooooooooooooo much!!!! awesome, def 5 stars!!
donnyboyblue 4 years ago
Good one, I feel your pain! AND customers cannot read, they just can't so signs do not help in guiding them.
peglol 4 years ago
These are hilarious. I could listen to this stuff for hours. In fact, I will. I'm going to watch this 30 more times! LOL Great stuff, Tony. ;) -Doug
mumbaidoug 4 years ago
Thank you, my friend. :)
sign543 4 years ago
Oh the stories I could tell you about working at walgreens....the best is when they make out the check to CVS ...that one always cracks me up :)
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
Ah, the customer who actually writes the check to the wrong place. LOL, love those, babe.
sign543 4 years ago
haha that happens to me all the time. Or they try to hand me their CVS extra care card!
karliezmarie 4 years ago
this is hilarious!!!! " about a pound and a half" lol lol lol 5stars
stringqueen2002 4 years ago
lmao!! These bookstore tips are hilarious Tony!! hehehehe. :)
Kara :)
RosenbaumGrl 4 years ago
Thanks, Kara! *hugs*
sign543 4 years ago
Point made, but I have a question. Is it typical for people to steal credit cards and then go and buy books? (Especially since there are cameras everywhere.)
girlganja 4 years ago
I have no idea...but it's not an issue if we always ask. :)
sign543 4 years ago
True. I just could not rid of the mental image of thugs knocking granny over in the grocery store parking lot and afterwards going immediately to the book store to by Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence. (I blame the cold medicine.)
girlganja 4 years ago
Yes they will come in and charge like 700 dollars in books movies and cd's. it has happened a coiuple of times. Or they make their own credit card and then charge hundreds of dollars on it... the card won't swipe so clueless clerks punch in the numbers!
peggyisme 4 years ago
In my defense I do mix up Borders, Barnes & Noble, but I never think I'm at the mechanics or Target...
Good rant, I will try to be more observant.
bgr8flgrl 4 years ago
I'm SO glad I don't have to deal with that shit!!! Love you, babe!
Zipster08 4 years ago
but you did. you worked at a pizza place. we both know what those breeders are like.
VisualEyeCandy 4 years ago
Hell yeah! Don't gotta do it NO MORE!!
Zipster08 4 years ago
Oh boy! The public is way more annoying than bad clerks. If the clerk is cranky, it is probably from having too many strange customer encounters! ;)
trillian57 4 years ago
Exactly. :)
sign543 4 years ago
lol
chakwaina37 4 years ago
That was so funny and so familiar!
ruckersucker 4 years ago
Thank you!
sign543 4 years ago
I had my credit cards stolen and I always appreciate it when a cleark asks me for my ID when taking a credit card!! You rock!
2msquared2 4 years ago
*Applause* Exactly. :)
sign543 4 years ago
oooh working with the public!!! so sorry my friend!
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
LOL it's okay. :)
sign543 4 years ago
hahahhahaah!!! whenever i pay with a credit card and the clerk asks for my id, i thank them for looking out for me :)
txnrobin 4 years ago
I do too! But on the other side, I've used my bosses credit card and the clerk hasn't said anything. There's a man's name on the card and a woman is using it...I don't think they even looked at the name.
lolaknows 4 years ago
I HATE IT when they dn't ask for ID. And I hate it when people get offended if I ask! :)
sign543 4 years ago
it's Marvellous!
it's fabulous!
it's sign543!
xxx hugs xxx
twish1999 4 years ago
Love you, my Twish. :)
sign543 4 years ago
You are hilarious...I love these rants:-)
positivesue 4 years ago
Sue!! Love you, babe!
sign543 4 years ago
Hahaha, do you work here - totally lived it in my younger retail days. Great video!
gijoedaisy 4 years ago
Thanks!