Im glad that so many people here take this thing for a joke. You are the same people who believe everything your hear on FOXNEWS and disregard anything you dont hear on FOXNEWS. Clearly no one really know for sure exactly what the government - alien agenda really is. However, there is enough evidence out there to suggest that something is happening right under our noses and we cannot do a thing about it because we dont have all the right answers
Why didn't you say you put in an application? Hell; I'm a head supervisor in Seattle! I can put in a good word for you. PS: if you get the job, get off the night shift asap since they load the green containers in the summer. The tanks don't react well to temps above 80 degrees. We lost a few good people last year.
I was shocked to see all the spy cameras the government has set up around the perimeter of your house! Two on the roof, one each on the poles, that mountain in the background.
Good luck VD6, we need a man on the inside. Next time you go to an interview, or trying to get an interview, see if you can get some picture's of the Alien Spacecraft's in the hidden hangers. You'll be able to spot the hidden hangers by the visual spacetime distortions, it kind of looks like liquid glass. Again, good luck agent VD6.
I was in the Navy. Don't know how many times people tried to get me to go get "Bulkhead Softener", "Propwash", and "Chowline".
I was on a submarine and one of the classics was to have someone on the sail when we were surfaced using the binoculars to see if they could spot the "Mail bouy".
@bluecollarcanuck My dad was air Navy, and in the 60's a dumbass junior officer asked my (smartass E4) dad why the white lines were painted on the ends of helo rotors. Dad said "if you look, you'll see the white lines are perpendicular to the main rotor paint, that's keeps the main rotor paint from flying off when it's spinning at full rotation".
Dad got dressed down by the Chief for that, then the Chief bought him a beer.
If it was true, when are the people going to start dying? You'd think that the people getting the biggest dose would be the ones living near airports but we don't hear of pockets of poisoned people, Ooops, another govt. cover up!!
Well, obviously you're filling at the wrong place. You have to find the place where they accept applications for secretive positions. It's probably some building where the GPS keeps running you in circles if you try to input that address.
In all seriousness, if you're still looking for work, I hope you find something.
I used to operate the pump truck that filled the chemtrail tanks on planes flying out of our local airport but after my nose melted off of my face and my hands turned bright green I had to quit. It does pay real good money though.
So remember all you chemtrail busters out there if you ever want the real inside scoop just look for noseless guys with green hands. For a case of beer they'll tell ya a story that will blow the tin hat right off your head.
What an interesting Resume that will make: "Chematrail Refueler - In this position I sprayed assisted spraying unsuspecting members of the public with a top secret chemical. When I had finished, I had redesigned jet engines to disburse the poison more effectively".
@xdassinx They "lose" your luggage so it can be scanned and replaced with alien shapechangers. It just takes them a while to get the 'feel' for your socks and undies.
@xdassinx Before youtube I also had no idea I was in such a "mortal danger" from chemrtails! bless Youtube, where stupid and the humor of stupid spreads! =o)
You have to wonder exactly where they're trying to spray the stuff. I looked into the altitude B52's fly, turns out it's a very long fucking way up in an atmospheric layer called the tropocline where the troposphere meets the stratosphere and where the jet stream is found. If they're spraying over Chicago they'd be aiming for Miami. How efficient is that? It would be a whole lot smarter to just spray at night where they wouldn't be recorded.
@StrikaAmaru I know, I did some digging. There would also be a pile of evidence from the chemicals getting into the food chain, especially fish which is regularly checked for toxins and heavy metals. And it makes absolutely no sense that the people who would be doing all of this, which would have to be in the thousands if not more, would be willing to dump it on their own country, communities, friends and families. Not to mention the financial cost.
@StrikaAmaru Ooh, I'd be looking for an engineered organism in the soil that produces the chemicals, after all why waste all this money making the chemicals when you can have an engineered metabolic pathway spit them out? Sure, it might take a lot of work to build or find a new metabolic step that will do it, but what kind of worthwhile conspiracy wouldn't have that kind of mind working for it, eh?
@deepashtray Conspiracy theories typically portray the government in a greater level of competence than is reality. As you just illustrated, the whole chemtrail thing would be, if true, the work of buffoons, and that sounds EXACTLY like the government to me. So maybe it IS real... Or maybe the conspiracy theorists are even more incompetent and find it plausible... Either one works for laughs.
@deepashtray There's no actual evidence that Napoleon ever said that, only hearsay. Besides that, there's a much older quote which can be paraphrased in that fashion by a man named Goethe. He actually put it into a published book in 1774. The exact wording you used is from Robert J Hanlon and is called "Hanlon's Razor." :P
But that's beside the point. In this case, the conspiracy theorists are essentially claiming both stupidity and malice on the part of the government.
@luccaskunk There's no conspiracy to it. They have worked on modifying the weather for decades and America isn't the only one. It's likely all government planes or maybe private as well on contract. It's well-documented to at least exist. Who, what, where, how much is really the only thing to dispute. China has admitted they do it; only America acts like it couldn't happen and isn't possible. Unreal. en(DOT)wikipedia(DOT)org/wiki/Operation_Popeye
@BillofRightsBrutus Wait, if it's not a conspiracy, then how are they doing it? Is it just one guy doing everything? You know a conspiracy is when people conspire to do things. That is they work together for a mutually agreed upon goal.
We've got to shut down all those HAARPs, they create a high energy plasma that drives the conspiracy theorists crazy. That's what caused them to derp.
@luccaskunk I guess it depends on their intent and operations. Two or more people acting in concert for proprietary reasons make a partnership or corporation. Similarly, elected officials acting in concert equate to governance. "In criminal law, a conspiracy is an agreement between two or more persons to break the law at some time in the future." - wiki Many legitimate results for the common good could likely stem from weather modification. What I would define it as would solely depend on facts
@luccaskunk That was my point as much as anything. From what I have gleaned, the majority of effort has been geared towards drought or ozone issues. I wouldn't consider that a conspiracy. I think many Americans look at the issue strangely because it simply isn't spoken to "officially" very much when there is actually a lot of information that can be ascertained and it's obviously a topic of discussion at local or state levels; particularly in certain states.
@luccaskunk The gaps in information is what causes problems to arise; particularly if there are those associating spraying with loss of income in the bee industry or whatever. I( think weather modification is something the country should continue to do research on and learn about and there should be good information as to those areas; simply for the reason it puts people on notice and advances greater private ingenuity to address any issues there might be. Information often resolves non-issues.
@BillofRightsBrutus Well, the thing is that most of the weather modification conspiracy theorists harp on about HAARP, which isn't even about weather modification, let alone earthquakes like people have been saying lately. With the recent bullshit sounds that Voodoo was nice enough to go and clearly demonstrate are hoaxes, people have been saying that's HAARP as well. Frankly I'm sick of cockamamie conspiracy theories.
@luccaskunk I'm familiar with what you are speaking to and I wouldn't necessarily state screwing withe the atmosphere doesn't have some effect; there's surely some. That stated, I have seen a lot of bad vids, that have been destroyed with specificity, but some good ones too. My overall impression is HAARP is overdone as to what it's credited with, but I don't know that personally like I don't know the extent of chemtrail usage which, in the past, has seemed extensive in the region I live.
@BillofRightsBrutus I'm not saying that screwing with the atmosphere doesn't have an effect. I'm saying it doesn't cause hurricanes. The amount of work you get out of a system can not exceed the amount of work you put into a system. If HAARP had any effect on the weather, it would only be local to its area in Alaska, and even then, very miniscule if anything at all.
@BillofRightsBrutus The climate is changing. Yes. We know this. I don't say it's not. However, it's not caused by HAARP or contrails. It's caused by a little phenomena that's been on the news for the last FOURTY YEARS. It was called "Global Warming" now it's being more accurately called "Climate Change".
@luccaskunk O wouldn't argue any of that, but i grew up in a mechanical family and could build coil radios before I was ten. I also worked on electromagnetic concepts and mechanical engine designs while helping my father rebuild automobiles and engines at around the same age. I grew up with a telescope, a gyroscope, and more junk shit than you can shake a stick at dreaming up one perpetual motion machine after another. I don't know what HAARP actually amounts to or how it's fully utilized.
@BillofRightsBrutus That stated, I also grew up knowing about Tesla and most everything that was common knowledge with respect to the former Soviet Union. It amounts to something; what I don't fully know. /watch?v=QkLTzesBxGE&list=PL20CA9D5E6B23B7EB&index=28&feature=plpp_video
@BillofRightsBrutus HAARP's official purpose, and I can say that from the way the place is laid out and the description of what it does seems to be consistent. It's mostly for researching the mechanisms behind the Aurora, and anything else that the equipment can do, but it can't cause earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes, etc. It's just a giant antenna for making magnetic fields. It is effectively nothing more than a very expensive toy for scientists, funded by the gubbermint.
@luccaskunk So they're toasting the sky to research the aurora? lol. I'm sure that is part of what they do or something similar. I'm not making declarations beyond that because I can only prove what I can find in official documents or credible sources. But I hardly believe that is the full extent. Am I suggesting nefarious? No. But it's odd how much the government keeps a secret if every aspect of the things they do are mundane and noble to begin with.
@luccaskunk The country, ADMITTEDLY, has a history of "experimenting" when they shouldn't have been on who they shouldn't have been with what they shouldn't have been. The FDA and EPA aren't things they march in step to; they're things they run. Most of the time they probably run them well, but sometimes maybe not so well. I don't think, on balance looking back to the irrefutable, that's an unreasonable conclusion when they refuse to speak to things they should. They could be more transparent
@BillofRightsBrutus Oh, wow, there's a red herring the size of a blue whale. The discussion isn't about things like the unfortunate and exceptionally unethical Tuskegee experiments, or anything like them. It's about whether or not chemtrails aren't really just contrails, and whether or not the government can cause any real changes to the weather. Just because the government has been experimenting for 50 years doesn't mean they've been succeeding for 50 years.
@luccaskunk You're right because the weather around here tells me they sure have a hell of a lot to iron out. That doesn't mean I want it raining carcinogenic chemicals for it to be otherwise however. Look, you could have had an honest debate but you won't even answer to the fact the government was, ADMITTEDLY, doing weather experiments for at least a 7 year span 50 years ago in America. That's your choice; so be it. Blowing smoke in my face doesn't make you invisible though.
@luccaskunk I don't look shit up just to admire fancy titles. I actually read documents. Now, I am going to file your responses so far along with everything my teachers told me about Vietnam 30 years before I could read just what little was declassified in 2005 besides what cases I read in law school concerning Agent Orange. Good day sir. Don't spend it all in one spot.
@BillofRightsBrutus Another red herring. Look at that, it's a parade of colorful seafood! What you just said has nothing whatsoever to do with the topic at hand.
@luccaskunk I take no issue with anything you stated as to global warming or clonate change. I have numerous national and international reports concerning its predicted effects on agriculture, rainfall, food supply, and otherwise. You're really not telling me anything.
@BillofRightsBrutus As for chemtrails, they're condensation trails or contrails. I've actually made contrails and I know for a fact that the plane didn't carry any harmful chemicals. Here's a question for you. Would you any accept at all evidence that chemtrails are just people freaking out over contrails? Or would you say "that's just what they want you to think" and dismiss the evidence?
@luccaskunk That's bullshit. I live in one of the flattest states in the country. I grew up in wide-open country. I've watched the clouds and skies and planes more hours than I care to remember since I was a little kid. There is a huge difference between contrails and some of what goes on these days. I have done some flying and a lot of research on even the lubricants in jet fuel these days and their burn effects/residual; It's different. There's a reason why trails linger besides any seeding
@BillofRightsBrutus Ok, so you saw things as a kid and therefore you know what's going on? And you failed to answer my question: would you accept evidence that what people call chemtrails are nothing more than contrails? It's a simple yes or no question.
@luccaskunk What's more, China admits they modify the weather; via rockets and otherwise. America has 600 billion going into defense alone and a black budget no one knows anything about, not to mention climate change, and you think they just are just doing nothing with the weather; nothing at all? You think it's all just bullshit and impossible the last 50 years; even officially.? Get fucking real. I can't tell you "what" but your assertion is unreasonable to the point of being laughable.
@BillofRightsBrutus seeding clouds is not the same thing as causing hurricanes. Also, contrails are not seeding clouds. You can not seed clouds that don't exist and so called "chem trails" tend to never go near clouds. And you want *me* to get real? I'm the one that's laughable? You're going and spouting a light version of a conspiracy theory, based on "I watched the sky as a child" on a channel dedicated to skepticism, and you expect to be taken seriously? Seriously?
@luccaskunk I can tell you dramatic things have happened, meteorologically, in the area i am in over the last 7-10 years; droughts, floods, snowfalls, you name it. It's all extremes; nothing steady or consistent. Maybe that is climate change, maybe it's weather modification. I really don't know. I'm just a normal average poor kid; money calls the shots and rules the days in America. it's really that simple for the most part. I don't imagine the worse, but I'm not huffing sunshine either
@changethecurrent Hey if ol Ted is not wrong then how come he is the only one to see "chemtrail planes" on a ramp of a public use airport KLNK Lincoln NE in clear public view Shoot there is even a taxi way going right by the same ramp ol Ted says he saw the "chemtrails planes" on. But Ted is the only one making this claim even tho tons of GA and Airline traffic go right by or though the same ramp. LOL yah right ol Ted never wrong NOT LOL
@changethecurrent Of course you can't always be wrong about everything, but yes you can have a high office and hold wrong positions outside your field of expertise or even inside, rely on wrong information, buy into urban legends... Have an innocent person never been sent to the electric chair by "highly qualified" policemen and judges ? Also he was not director of the FBI, It took me 2 clicks to find that out.
@changethecurrent Does the opinion of the hundreds of thousand of pilots in the world matter? You know, the same pilots that fly in the same sky that have what you call "chemtrails" Well does the opinion of real verifiable confirm able pilots matter? What the matter changethtecurrent, cat got your tongue? LOL
@changethecurrent so you think if anyone points out the many obvious facts that contradict your baseless accusations that is somehow "harassment"? Wow you are a touchy little CT'er. Maybe if you stop making baseless accusations online people will stop responding by pointing out how bogus and baseless you lying accusations are. Ever think about that?
@robdotcom71 Adipose would smell real bad, out the tailpipe. People would complain about the smell. Living beside highways would become unbearable due to becoming overwhelmed with cadaver dogs. Plus, conspiracy theorists are mostly malnourished, due to low IQ, leading to bad quality biofuel, needing to be blended with other bio-sourced fuels to get the needed mpg.
Everybody already knows that Government is a SHAM - something propped up there for you to *blame*. But did you know that the *real* "powers that be" are not even *people*? That they are actually shambling, unbelievable, unmentionable, unthinkable THINGS?? Defy the sinister "Star Forces" which mock us all. Evil demons have kept the truth from humanity for thousands of years - God has been misquoted all this time! His actual words may disturb you. The world ends tomorrow and you may die! *hides*
Good luck with trying to get the chemtrail job. The job market being what it is and all. I heard from a guy who heard it from his mothers sister's cousin that Squatch applied and he's getting a second interview.
Chemtrails are caused by "dihydrogen monoxide." Dihydrogen monoxide is used as an industrial solvent, as an additive in junk food, it accelerate corrosion of some metals, contributes to the green house effect, is fatal if inhaled, gets into the soil & is the major component of acid rain.
@achtungcircus dihydrogen monoxide was massively involved in the march 2011 tsunami in Japan and the corrupted medias never mentionned it namely, which shows how corrupted they are, and they put the same substance in the vaccines that they inject in our babies. (I should have typed that with caps locked but I already clicked the "publish" button)
@systemicxdesing even if there are treaties, even if there are people discussing various ways they think it's possible to modify the weather, that automatically mean that chemtrails are real. If I told you that light sabers are real and the government really has lightsabers, then I pointed you to "Sci Fi Science Season 1, Ep. 12: How to Build a Light Saber" and expected you to take the speculation on that tv show as proof that all soldiers already carry lightsabers, you'd be right to doubt me.
@luccaskunk never take anyone's word on anything...all ya have to do is some of your own research to find out what is and what is not....fairly simple thing there?? where can I find the build myself a lightsaber sight at?? WOW that would be the bomb!!!!
I'm glad you pointed this out. In the past number of years I've noticed more "chem-trails" and also noticed my hairline was receding at the same rate. I know the govt. is trying to kill me off one follicle at a time and this is proof.
Well as you know, I drive the trucks to deliver the stuff. They make you dress in a cleanroom suit, highly toxic stuff. They make you put a bandaid on your penis like a mini Kotex, I guess it reacts to urine somehow. They told me to never tell these secrets or something bad would happen to me, but I am not af...........
Seriously, people think that the trails of condensation left by jets are some sort of conspiracy. These people are ridiculous! Don't they know that condensation from jets is produced by angels! Since God blessed America, he sent angels to follow all jet liners with Americans on them to keep them safe! This is why when looking up from America lands you cannot see these trails coming from Planes flying over Russia! Man what people will believe these days:)
hot tip, they're probably storing the chemicals in trucks with the word "fuel" on the side. also, there seems to be alot more spraying around major metropolitan area's, specifically ones with large airports.
of all the kinds of conspiracy kooks... the chem trail'ers are the most pitiable. i actually feel sorry for them, sometimes.
C'mon! Don't you understand what FOG really is?! They say contrails (chemtrails) require certain atmospheric conditions to be visible, but I say that the same rules apply to fog as well. FOGGINS are the visual representation of the concentrated chemtrails. If you have fog then you're seeing the reality of chemtrails!!!
Before you get hired as a Chemtrail Refiller you must have at least ten years experience in filling up unmarked black helicopters for The....Oh No! I've said too much! Tell my family Iove them! Please put away that gun! I won't say anything I promis.......
V00D00SIXXXX, you are onto something BIG! We have those chem-trails up here in Canada, and I have seen them in Europe, too. Looks like a worldwide conspiracy!! ;-}
I posted on a chem trailers page on how you can prove/disprove the chemtrail conspiracy from your garden in an afternoon. He blocked me.
We can measure the exact chemical makeup of stars billions of light years away and the same technique would work on a chemtrail. Just point a spectroscope at one and get a print out of every chemical in it.
You do realize this vid will be shown as a documentary in the Republican Party and churches across the US? Those folks have no irony/sarcasm detection capability.
Good job looking at the sky through those power lines. They create a subsonic blahblahblah which cuts a hole in the hologram allowing the chemtrails to be visible.
For a 7 minute flight, a regular plane covers 100km. (60 miles). How does all those chemicals get loaded into a plane? And then distributed accordingly. And just imagine longer flights..
Last summer me and buddy went for a walk when he saw a rare sight where I live, a plane flying overhead, we cracked some chemtrail jokes, but watched the contrail disappear very quickly instead of lingering for a bit like they usually do.
We scratched our heads, dropped a few expletives about how this probably had it's own branch of conspiracy theorists. :)
Don't tell anyone but I'm a chemtrail tank refueling supervisor. Unfortunately there's a maximum IQ specification so don't qualify. But luckily for us there seems to be a lot on YouTube who easily qualify so you can expect the rain of mind altering sheep urine to continue unabated.
"and there's Nibiru, that's cool" LOL. I've heard that the chemical is made at Denver Airport underground by Morlocks. The union is very strict so I don't think you will be cleared for a job application. Strange sounds in the sky may well be down to the machinery.
I still subscribe to the "stuck fireflies" model as proposed by the famous researcher, Timon. And, I do believe the proper term for the sky at night is the "big, blueish black thing".
A friend of my cousin's girlfriend was a Chupacabras wrangler about 10 years ago. She said that most of the hallucinogens in chemtrails were made from milking Chupacabras, but no one wants that job. Maybe if you inquired south of the border, you could contact someone in the supply line? Good luck on the job hunt.
@V00D00SIXXX I hear that. If you're wanting something a little closer to civilization, I heard that the USS Eldridge is due to warp through the Puget Sound Parallelogram in about a month or so. Too bad the Bermuda Triangle is down for repairs, the Parallelogram has had issues maintaining its dimensional cohesion since Tesla caused the Tunguska event back in the day.
@V00D00SIXXX Unless you're a friend of a friend in the proper union you're fighting an up hill battle. I know the people in the Alabama Booger Monster union are a pretty close knit group.
"and look, theres nibiru, that's cool" Cracked my up.
polop1234 2 weeks ago 6
Im glad that so many people here take this thing for a joke. You are the same people who believe everything your hear on FOXNEWS and disregard anything you dont hear on FOXNEWS. Clearly no one really know for sure exactly what the government - alien agenda really is. However, there is enough evidence out there to suggest that something is happening right under our noses and we cannot do a thing about it because we dont have all the right answers
noglaman 2 weeks ago
Why didn't you say you put in an application? Hell; I'm a head supervisor in Seattle! I can put in a good word for you. PS: if you get the job, get off the night shift asap since they load the green containers in the summer. The tanks don't react well to temps above 80 degrees. We lost a few good people last year.
SuperSoylent2 3 weeks ago
Hahahaaa! This guy is hilarious. So glad I subbed... :)
subliminalvibes 3 weeks ago
0:57 Are there morgellons on the electric wires ?
synsei1 3 weeks ago
I've told the chemtrail conspiracists that I've been watching these things since the mid-1950's. In the meantime, the world's population has tripled.
Good luck on your job search!
Astrobrant2 3 weeks ago
You go get them dirty chemtrail polutors ! :D
maax82 4 weeks ago
OMG! Yoiu sir are my hero LMFAO!
celticpride4life1 4 weeks ago
I was shocked to see all the spy cameras the government has set up around the perimeter of your house! Two on the roof, one each on the poles, that mountain in the background.
They're onto you!
OptifIex 4 weeks ago
I can't wait until you get the job so you can prove once and for all chemtrails are real!!!!!!
PaulRubino 4 weeks ago
Good luck VD6, we need a man on the inside. Next time you go to an interview, or trying to get an interview, see if you can get some picture's of the Alien Spacecraft's in the hidden hangers. You'll be able to spot the hidden hangers by the visual spacetime distortions, it kind of looks like liquid glass. Again, good luck agent VD6.
orbnorian 4 weeks ago
please tell me no, voodoo. please, please tell me there is not a conspieracy for the smoke trails of planes!!!!
what next, waffles?
lordofallfantasy 4 weeks ago
Dude, you should expect an influx of subscribers, you have been mentioned on the SGU.
ZergAteu 4 weeks ago
I was in the Navy. Don't know how many times people tried to get me to go get "Bulkhead Softener", "Propwash", and "Chowline".
I was on a submarine and one of the classics was to have someone on the sail when we were surfaced using the binoculars to see if they could spot the "Mail bouy".
ElvisKnucklehead 4 weeks ago
@ElvisKnucklehead In the Army, we'd keep asking our greenest recruits in the Company to go see the QM for a box of Grid Squares..
bluecollarcanuck 4 weeks ago
@bluecollarcanuck My dad was air Navy, and in the 60's a dumbass junior officer asked my (smartass E4) dad why the white lines were painted on the ends of helo rotors. Dad said "if you look, you'll see the white lines are perpendicular to the main rotor paint, that's keeps the main rotor paint from flying off when it's spinning at full rotation".
Dad got dressed down by the Chief for that, then the Chief bought him a beer.
ElvisKnucklehead 4 weeks ago
@ElvisKnucklehead XD
bluecollarcanuck 4 weeks ago
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@ElvisKnucklehead XD
bluecollarcanuck 4 weeks ago
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@ElvisKnucklehead XD
bluecollarcanuck 4 weeks ago
lol thats contrails
ninja123k 4 weeks ago
If it was true, when are the people going to start dying? You'd think that the people getting the biggest dose would be the ones living near airports but we don't hear of pockets of poisoned people, Ooops, another govt. cover up!!
Wordavee1 4 weeks ago
haha, you're a loon ~ but in a good way :)
DeeDemonwitch 4 weeks ago
Well, obviously you're filling at the wrong place. You have to find the place where they accept applications for secretive positions. It's probably some building where the GPS keeps running you in circles if you try to input that address.
In all seriousness, if you're still looking for work, I hope you find something.
sarcleaeolist 4 weeks ago
Such utter crap LOL
KentonForshee 4 weeks ago
I'm not sure what the long term prospects for a chem trailer are...hopefully not long. But good luck in your job search.
streetmuggedbypolice 4 weeks ago
Kill chemtrails!
streetmuggedbypolice 4 weeks ago
Niberu looks good this time of year.
streetmuggedbypolice 4 weeks ago
Argahahaaha!
Paxmax 4 weeks ago
Careful now, you'll start a religion...
ofpfury 4 weeks ago
ROFL
rozeboosje 4 weeks ago
I used to operate the pump truck that filled the chemtrail tanks on planes flying out of our local airport but after my nose melted off of my face and my hands turned bright green I had to quit. It does pay real good money though.
So remember all you chemtrail busters out there if you ever want the real inside scoop just look for noseless guys with green hands. For a case of beer they'll tell ya a story that will blow the tin hat right off your head.
GeeKayKayGee 4 weeks ago
What an interesting Resume that will make: "Chematrail Refueler - In this position I sprayed assisted spraying unsuspecting members of the public with a top secret chemical. When I had finished, I had redesigned jet engines to disburse the poison more effectively".
AtheistAussie 4 weeks ago
my god...
kilroy227 4 weeks ago
@kilroy227 not god, ...Zod!
eat666shit 4 weeks ago
I think the government(or possibly aliens) have disliked your video.
gotohell114 4 weeks ago
I thought it was weird that Voodoo should misspell contrail.
I mean I'd never heard the chemtrail conspiracy theory before.
FFS, just when I thought the human race was out of stupid ideas.
People think the same guys that will lose your luggage on a 4 hour layover or damage them beyond use can handle chemicals safely?
Anyway, gotta go renew my NWO membership card.
xdassinx 4 weeks ago
@xdassinx They "lose" your luggage so it can be scanned and replaced with alien shapechangers. It just takes them a while to get the 'feel' for your socks and undies.
gotohell114 4 weeks ago
@xdassinx Before youtube I also had no idea I was in such a "mortal danger" from chemrtails! bless Youtube, where stupid and the humor of stupid spreads! =o)
Paxmax 4 weeks ago
lol...
V00D00, you are a freakin' trip.
Never change.
lupine73 4 weeks ago
You have to wonder exactly where they're trying to spray the stuff. I looked into the altitude B52's fly, turns out it's a very long fucking way up in an atmospheric layer called the tropocline where the troposphere meets the stratosphere and where the jet stream is found. If they're spraying over Chicago they'd be aiming for Miami. How efficient is that? It would be a whole lot smarter to just spray at night where they wouldn't be recorded.
deepashtray 1 month ago 4
@deepashtray "It would be a whole lot smarter to just spray at night where they wouldn't be recorded."
Or to spray the food. Or to poison the water. Srsly, there are so many ways to improve (and make cheaper!) the distribution of a chemical agent...
StrikaAmaru 4 weeks ago
@StrikaAmaru I know, I did some digging. There would also be a pile of evidence from the chemicals getting into the food chain, especially fish which is regularly checked for toxins and heavy metals. And it makes absolutely no sense that the people who would be doing all of this, which would have to be in the thousands if not more, would be willing to dump it on their own country, communities, friends and families. Not to mention the financial cost.
deepashtray 4 weeks ago
@StrikaAmaru Ooh, I'd be looking for an engineered organism in the soil that produces the chemicals, after all why waste all this money making the chemicals when you can have an engineered metabolic pathway spit them out? Sure, it might take a lot of work to build or find a new metabolic step that will do it, but what kind of worthwhile conspiracy wouldn't have that kind of mind working for it, eh?
sarcleaeolist 4 weeks ago
@deepashtray Conspiracy theories typically portray the government in a greater level of competence than is reality. As you just illustrated, the whole chemtrail thing would be, if true, the work of buffoons, and that sounds EXACTLY like the government to me. So maybe it IS real... Or maybe the conspiracy theorists are even more incompetent and find it plausible... Either one works for laughs.
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk There's a famous saying by Napoleon Bonaparte; Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence.
deepashtray 3 weeks ago
@deepashtray There's no actual evidence that Napoleon ever said that, only hearsay. Besides that, there's a much older quote which can be paraphrased in that fashion by a man named Goethe. He actually put it into a published book in 1774. The exact wording you used is from Robert J Hanlon and is called "Hanlon's Razor." :P
But that's beside the point. In this case, the conspiracy theorists are essentially claiming both stupidity and malice on the part of the government.
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk I was reluctant to name Napoleon as the source since I also heard it credited to Mark Twain. The one you give is better anyway.
deepashtray 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk There's no conspiracy to it. They have worked on modifying the weather for decades and America isn't the only one. It's likely all government planes or maybe private as well on contract. It's well-documented to at least exist. Who, what, where, how much is really the only thing to dispute. China has admitted they do it; only America acts like it couldn't happen and isn't possible. Unreal. en(DOT)wikipedia(DOT)org/wiki/Operation_Popeye
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@BillofRightsBrutus Wait, if it's not a conspiracy, then how are they doing it? Is it just one guy doing everything? You know a conspiracy is when people conspire to do things. That is they work together for a mutually agreed upon goal.
We've got to shut down all those HAARPs, they create a high energy plasma that drives the conspiracy theorists crazy. That's what caused them to derp.
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk I guess it depends on their intent and operations. Two or more people acting in concert for proprietary reasons make a partnership or corporation. Similarly, elected officials acting in concert equate to governance. "In criminal law, a conspiracy is an agreement between two or more persons to break the law at some time in the future." - wiki Many legitimate results for the common good could likely stem from weather modification. What I would define it as would solely depend on facts
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk That was my point as much as anything. From what I have gleaned, the majority of effort has been geared towards drought or ozone issues. I wouldn't consider that a conspiracy. I think many Americans look at the issue strangely because it simply isn't spoken to "officially" very much when there is actually a lot of information that can be ascertained and it's obviously a topic of discussion at local or state levels; particularly in certain states.
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk The gaps in information is what causes problems to arise; particularly if there are those associating spraying with loss of income in the bee industry or whatever. I( think weather modification is something the country should continue to do research on and learn about and there should be good information as to those areas; simply for the reason it puts people on notice and advances greater private ingenuity to address any issues there might be. Information often resolves non-issues.
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@BillofRightsBrutus Well, the thing is that most of the weather modification conspiracy theorists harp on about HAARP, which isn't even about weather modification, let alone earthquakes like people have been saying lately. With the recent bullshit sounds that Voodoo was nice enough to go and clearly demonstrate are hoaxes, people have been saying that's HAARP as well. Frankly I'm sick of cockamamie conspiracy theories.
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk I'm familiar with what you are speaking to and I wouldn't necessarily state screwing withe the atmosphere doesn't have some effect; there's surely some. That stated, I have seen a lot of bad vids, that have been destroyed with specificity, but some good ones too. My overall impression is HAARP is overdone as to what it's credited with, but I don't know that personally like I don't know the extent of chemtrail usage which, in the past, has seemed extensive in the region I live.
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@BillofRightsBrutus I'm not saying that screwing with the atmosphere doesn't have an effect. I'm saying it doesn't cause hurricanes. The amount of work you get out of a system can not exceed the amount of work you put into a system. If HAARP had any effect on the weather, it would only be local to its area in Alaska, and even then, very miniscule if anything at all.
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@BillofRightsBrutus The climate is changing. Yes. We know this. I don't say it's not. However, it's not caused by HAARP or contrails. It's caused by a little phenomena that's been on the news for the last FOURTY YEARS. It was called "Global Warming" now it's being more accurately called "Climate Change".
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk O wouldn't argue any of that, but i grew up in a mechanical family and could build coil radios before I was ten. I also worked on electromagnetic concepts and mechanical engine designs while helping my father rebuild automobiles and engines at around the same age. I grew up with a telescope, a gyroscope, and more junk shit than you can shake a stick at dreaming up one perpetual motion machine after another. I don't know what HAARP actually amounts to or how it's fully utilized.
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@BillofRightsBrutus That stated, I also grew up knowing about Tesla and most everything that was common knowledge with respect to the former Soviet Union. It amounts to something; what I don't fully know. /watch?v=QkLTzesBxGE&list=PL20CA9D5E6B23B7EB&index=28&feature=plpp_video
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@BillofRightsBrutus HAARP's official purpose, and I can say that from the way the place is laid out and the description of what it does seems to be consistent. It's mostly for researching the mechanisms behind the Aurora, and anything else that the equipment can do, but it can't cause earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes, etc. It's just a giant antenna for making magnetic fields. It is effectively nothing more than a very expensive toy for scientists, funded by the gubbermint.
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk So they're toasting the sky to research the aurora? lol. I'm sure that is part of what they do or something similar. I'm not making declarations beyond that because I can only prove what I can find in official documents or credible sources. But I hardly believe that is the full extent. Am I suggesting nefarious? No. But it's odd how much the government keeps a secret if every aspect of the things they do are mundane and noble to begin with.
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk The country, ADMITTEDLY, has a history of "experimenting" when they shouldn't have been on who they shouldn't have been with what they shouldn't have been. The FDA and EPA aren't things they march in step to; they're things they run. Most of the time they probably run them well, but sometimes maybe not so well. I don't think, on balance looking back to the irrefutable, that's an unreasonable conclusion when they refuse to speak to things they should. They could be more transparent
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@BillofRightsBrutus Oh, wow, there's a red herring the size of a blue whale. The discussion isn't about things like the unfortunate and exceptionally unethical Tuskegee experiments, or anything like them. It's about whether or not chemtrails aren't really just contrails, and whether or not the government can cause any real changes to the weather. Just because the government has been experimenting for 50 years doesn't mean they've been succeeding for 50 years.
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BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
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@luccaskunk You're right because the weather around here tells me they sure have a hell of a lot to iron out. That doesn't mean I want it raining carcinogenic chemicals for it to be otherwise however. Look, you could have had an honest debate but you won't even answer to the fact the government was, ADMITTEDLY, doing weather experiments for at least a 7 year span 50 years ago in America. That's your choice; so be it. Blowing smoke in my face doesn't make you invisible though.
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk I don't look shit up just to admire fancy titles. I actually read documents. Now, I am going to file your responses so far along with everything my teachers told me about Vietnam 30 years before I could read just what little was declassified in 2005 besides what cases I read in law school concerning Agent Orange. Good day sir. Don't spend it all in one spot.
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@BillofRightsBrutus Another red herring. Look at that, it's a parade of colorful seafood! What you just said has nothing whatsoever to do with the topic at hand.
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk I take no issue with anything you stated as to global warming or clonate change. I have numerous national and international reports concerning its predicted effects on agriculture, rainfall, food supply, and otherwise. You're really not telling me anything.
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@BillofRightsBrutus As for chemtrails, they're condensation trails or contrails. I've actually made contrails and I know for a fact that the plane didn't carry any harmful chemicals. Here's a question for you. Would you any accept at all evidence that chemtrails are just people freaking out over contrails? Or would you say "that's just what they want you to think" and dismiss the evidence?
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk er sorry "would you accept any evidence at all"
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk That's bullshit. I live in one of the flattest states in the country. I grew up in wide-open country. I've watched the clouds and skies and planes more hours than I care to remember since I was a little kid. There is a huge difference between contrails and some of what goes on these days. I have done some flying and a lot of research on even the lubricants in jet fuel these days and their burn effects/residual; It's different. There's a reason why trails linger besides any seeding
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@BillofRightsBrutus Ok, so you saw things as a kid and therefore you know what's going on? And you failed to answer my question: would you accept evidence that what people call chemtrails are nothing more than contrails? It's a simple yes or no question.
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk What's more, China admits they modify the weather; via rockets and otherwise. America has 600 billion going into defense alone and a black budget no one knows anything about, not to mention climate change, and you think they just are just doing nothing with the weather; nothing at all? You think it's all just bullshit and impossible the last 50 years; even officially.? Get fucking real. I can't tell you "what" but your assertion is unreasonable to the point of being laughable.
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
@BillofRightsBrutus seeding clouds is not the same thing as causing hurricanes. Also, contrails are not seeding clouds. You can not seed clouds that don't exist and so called "chem trails" tend to never go near clouds. And you want *me* to get real? I'm the one that's laughable? You're going and spouting a light version of a conspiracy theory, based on "I watched the sky as a child" on a channel dedicated to skepticism, and you expect to be taken seriously? Seriously?
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk I can tell you dramatic things have happened, meteorologically, in the area i am in over the last 7-10 years; droughts, floods, snowfalls, you name it. It's all extremes; nothing steady or consistent. Maybe that is climate change, maybe it's weather modification. I really don't know. I'm just a normal average poor kid; money calls the shots and rules the days in America. it's really that simple for the most part. I don't imagine the worse, but I'm not huffing sunshine either
BillofRightsBrutus 3 weeks ago
Oh hell... there's a video response... I am preparing myself for massive ignorance! You wish me luck, I'll wish you luck.
happysplodie 1 month ago
You best be getting you Mop gear on.
SnowWalkerPrime 1 month ago
Love it!!!
ashxyz2008x3 1 month ago
Former FBI Chief, Ted L. Gunderson opinion matters........Yours, not so much!
changethecurrent 1 month ago
@changethecurrent Yeah, since he's an ex-cop he has an unfailable brain and can't be wrong.
synsei1 4 weeks ago
@synsei1 former chief of the FBI, who served this country for 40+ years. You don't become the Chief by being wrong!
changethecurrent 4 weeks ago
@changethecurrent Hey if ol Ted is not wrong then how come he is the only one to see "chemtrail planes" on a ramp of a public use airport KLNK Lincoln NE in clear public view Shoot there is even a taxi way going right by the same ramp ol Ted says he saw the "chemtrails planes" on. But Ted is the only one making this claim even tho tons of GA and Airline traffic go right by or though the same ramp. LOL yah right ol Ted never wrong NOT LOL
onefourwhisky 4 weeks ago
@changethecurrent Of course you can't always be wrong about everything, but yes you can have a high office and hold wrong positions outside your field of expertise or even inside, rely on wrong information, buy into urban legends... Have an innocent person never been sent to the electric chair by "highly qualified" policemen and judges ? Also he was not director of the FBI, It took me 2 clicks to find that out.
synsei1 4 weeks ago
@changethecurrent Does the opinion of the hundreds of thousand of pilots in the world matter? You know, the same pilots that fly in the same sky that have what you call "chemtrails" Well does the opinion of real verifiable confirm able pilots matter? What the matter changethtecurrent, cat got your tongue? LOL
onefourwhisky 4 weeks ago
@onefourwhisky I told you to stop contacting me! I Consider this harassment!
changethecurrent 4 weeks ago
@changethecurrent so you think if anyone points out the many obvious facts that contradict your baseless accusations that is somehow "harassment"? Wow you are a touchy little CT'er. Maybe if you stop making baseless accusations online people will stop responding by pointing out how bogus and baseless you lying accusations are. Ever think about that?
onefourwhisky 4 weeks ago
Fuck the Chemtrails, help me Crush The Krill !! We need the biofuel.
saxmanchiro 1 month ago
@saxmanchiro I wonder if we can crush conspiracy theorists and make even better biofuel.... lol
robdotcom71 1 month ago
@robdotcom71 Adipose would smell real bad, out the tailpipe. People would complain about the smell. Living beside highways would become unbearable due to becoming overwhelmed with cadaver dogs. Plus, conspiracy theorists are mostly malnourished, due to low IQ, leading to bad quality biofuel, needing to be blended with other bio-sourced fuels to get the needed mpg.
saxmanchiro 4 weeks ago
@robdotcom71 Haha yes, they're so full of shit, each one can give you enough methane to heat a big house in Alaska.
synsei1 4 weeks ago
I was thinking WTF?? He's lost the plot... and then you kindly point out Niburu....
PHEW!!! Now I see it.... ;)
robdotcom71 1 month ago
"And there's Nibiru, that's cool."
WCdragoninja 1 month ago
Everybody already knows that Government is a SHAM - something propped up there for you to *blame*. But did you know that the *real* "powers that be" are not even *people*? That they are actually shambling, unbelievable, unmentionable, unthinkable THINGS?? Defy the sinister "Star Forces" which mock us all. Evil demons have kept the truth from humanity for thousands of years - God has been misquoted all this time! His actual words may disturb you. The world ends tomorrow and you may die! *hides*
luccaskunk 1 month ago
Oh come on Voodoo, there no separate tank for the chemicals, they mix it in with the fuel. Everybody knows that.
nedbeaty72 1 month ago
You always make my day when u poke ur finger on the eyes of the conspiracy nuts.
n9brb 1 month ago
Dr. Deagle says "I'm a whistleblower from the inside, so it's not up for discussion. Anybody who says chemtrails aren't real is full of it."
I say Dr. Deagle is either a liar or suffers from paranoid delusions.
luccaskunk 1 month ago
@luccaskunk Who says he can't be both?
Muljinn 3 weeks ago
@Muljinn I'm a programmer, so "or" includes the possibility for both. In programming:
False or False = False
True or False = True
False or True = True
True or True = True
You seem to be expecting exclusive or which means exclusively one or the other... I'm just saying or, not xor :)
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk That's a problem when you invite a programmer :
"- Do you want coffee or tea ?
- Yes." (ie I want one of those)
Correct but useless answer :D
synsei1 3 weeks ago
@synsei1 Yup, I do that all the time, just to piss people off :)
luccaskunk 3 weeks ago
@luccaskunk Haha! My son does that too sometimes, he's a programming student !
synsei1 3 weeks ago
Good luck with trying to get the chemtrail job. The job market being what it is and all. I heard from a guy who heard it from his mothers sister's cousin that Squatch applied and he's getting a second interview.
BOTUM255 1 month ago
I listen to Alex Jones and take a shot everytime he mentions 'chemtrails'. Last week a had to get my stomach pumped.
PosthumousPost 1 month ago
Chemtrails are caused by "dihydrogen monoxide." Dihydrogen monoxide is used as an industrial solvent, as an additive in junk food, it accelerate corrosion of some metals, contributes to the green house effect, is fatal if inhaled, gets into the soil & is the major component of acid rain.
achtungcircus 1 month ago
@achtungcircus H2O?
HybridD91 1 month ago
@HybridD91 Shhhhhh!!11!!11!!
achtungcircus 1 month ago
@achtungcircus dihydrogen monoxide was massively involved in the march 2011 tsunami in Japan and the corrupted medias never mentionned it namely, which shows how corrupted they are, and they put the same substance in the vaccines that they inject in our babies. (I should have typed that with caps locked but I already clicked the "publish" button)
synsei1 4 weeks ago
@synsei1
I've even found traces of that shit in my tap water.
Bastards.
bowlsallbroken 3 weeks ago
look up open sky treaties and geoengineering...all of these things about weather modification and such can be found if you look
systemicxdesing 1 month ago
@systemicxdesing even if there are treaties, even if there are people discussing various ways they think it's possible to modify the weather, that automatically mean that chemtrails are real. If I told you that light sabers are real and the government really has lightsabers, then I pointed you to "Sci Fi Science Season 1, Ep. 12: How to Build a Light Saber" and expected you to take the speculation on that tv show as proof that all soldiers already carry lightsabers, you'd be right to doubt me.
luccaskunk 1 month ago
@luccaskunk never take anyone's word on anything...all ya have to do is some of your own research to find out what is and what is not....fairly simple thing there?? where can I find the build myself a lightsaber sight at?? WOW that would be the bomb!!!!
systemicxdesing 4 weeks ago
you hand me until the line "and theres nibiru" then i got it.
painterQjensen 1 month ago
I'm glad you pointed this out. In the past number of years I've noticed more "chem-trails" and also noticed my hairline was receding at the same rate. I know the govt. is trying to kill me off one follicle at a time and this is proof.
coffeeinduced 1 month ago
"and look there's Nibiru. That's cool"
LMAO XDDD
stiimuli 1 month ago
Well as you know, I drive the trucks to deliver the stuff. They make you dress in a cleanroom suit, highly toxic stuff. They make you put a bandaid on your penis like a mini Kotex, I guess it reacts to urine somehow. They told me to never tell these secrets or something bad would happen to me, but I am not af...........
rednecktrucker1969 1 month ago
Oh look, there's Nabiru; that's cool.
lolololololololololololololololololololol
swilson3d 1 month ago
Seriously, people think that the trails of condensation left by jets are some sort of conspiracy. These people are ridiculous! Don't they know that condensation from jets is produced by angels! Since God blessed America, he sent angels to follow all jet liners with Americans on them to keep them safe! This is why when looking up from America lands you cannot see these trails coming from Planes flying over Russia! Man what people will believe these days:)
larsonb33 1 month ago
So glad you were being sarcastic other wise would be questioning my sub :/
defect530 1 month ago 5
@defect530 dont worry, my sense of humor is so dry my wife cant tell when im kidding most of the time.
V00D00SIXXX 1 month ago 20
@V00D00SIXXX
Funny how the more I drink, the drier my humour gets!
Wordavee1 4 weeks ago
Chemtrails? water vapor more like.
REBMike1 1 month ago
hot tip, they're probably storing the chemicals in trucks with the word "fuel" on the side. also, there seems to be alot more spraying around major metropolitan area's, specifically ones with large airports.
of all the kinds of conspiracy kooks... the chem trail'ers are the most pitiable. i actually feel sorry for them, sometimes.
MpowerdAPE 1 month ago
To get a job you have to remember the The first rule of Chem Trails is that no one talks about Fight Cl.. I mean...Chem Trails.
GregQzag 1 month ago
C'mon! Don't you understand what FOG really is?! They say contrails (chemtrails) require certain atmospheric conditions to be visible, but I say that the same rules apply to fog as well. FOGGINS are the visual representation of the concentrated chemtrails. If you have fog then you're seeing the reality of chemtrails!!!
*poe worthy?*
Thayer79 1 month ago
Good luck! Coud jou send me a job application form too? Seems like a fun job to me. :-)
62netty 1 month ago
@62netty *Could you..* Damn typos. Must be a conspiracy.
62netty 1 month ago
I've heard it is mandatory to have your testicles removed to get such a job but the dental benefits are great so it seems to balance out.
adrenacrumb 1 month ago
Before you get hired as a Chemtrail Refiller you must have at least ten years experience in filling up unmarked black helicopters for The....Oh No! I've said too much! Tell my family Iove them! Please put away that gun! I won't say anything I promis.......
zabukazar 1 month ago
"and there's nibiru, cool" ROFLMAO!
Epostaxis 1 month ago
you silly fool,you don't go to the government for your chemtrail refueling station job,THEY come to YOU!
warpedwiselegoman 1 month ago
/salutes I WISH YOU LUCK, GOOD SIR!
HamHamDude 1 month ago
V00D00SIXXXX, you are onto something BIG! We have those chem-trails up here in Canada, and I have seen them in Europe, too. Looks like a worldwide conspiracy!! ;-}
ColdSpot999 1 month ago
coooooool..
philos4r 1 month ago
I'd never even heard of chemtrails before I saw this video but I am now 100% certain that there is a government conspiracy and cover up.
wounduppenguin 1 month ago
xkcd com/966/
sleeper2008 1 month ago
I posted on a chem trailers page on how you can prove/disprove the chemtrail conspiracy from your garden in an afternoon. He blocked me.
We can measure the exact chemical makeup of stars billions of light years away and the same technique would work on a chemtrail. Just point a spectroscope at one and get a print out of every chemical in it.
Simples.
LiamE69 1 month ago
LOLZ@VD6
jnjoblon 1 month ago
Wow. According to Alex Jones you got enough chemtrails over your home to make you gay.
pilgrimpater 1 month ago
Don't get so excited when you see chemtrails. Just relax and breathe deeply!
NicolSD 1 month ago
Did anyone else spot the Sylph at 45.2012911 seconds?
Huttate1 1 month ago
Through my vigorous research I have discovered that the chemtrails are concentrated at certain nodes, or "ports", all over the world.
smaakjeks 1 month ago
OMG chemtrails and planet x in one video, life doesn't get anybetter than this! :p
mythicalhell 1 month ago
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@VOODOOSIXXX If you're having trouble getting into your field of sheepsquatch, perhaps you need to fix the gate. Just sayin...
Wethewax 1 month ago
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Wethewax 1 month ago
Those are just airplane farts. Duh!
LucasB1976 1 month ago
You can use me as a reference. :Ð
gobblox38 1 month ago
Ron Paul will be putting an end to chemtrails.
1140Cecile 1 month ago
You do realize this vid will be shown as a documentary in the Republican Party and churches across the US? Those folks have no irony/sarcasm detection capability.
rohanwotan2 1 month ago
Good job looking at the sky through those power lines. They create a subsonic blahblahblah which cuts a hole in the hologram allowing the chemtrails to be visible.
HoaxKillerFriend 1 month ago 8
For a 7 minute flight, a regular plane covers 100km. (60 miles). How does all those chemicals get loaded into a plane? And then distributed accordingly. And just imagine longer flights..
Atomicnumber27 1 month ago
Yeah I learned a while ago that this is just what happens with planes travel through a layer in the upper sphere.
Nothing else special.
mrx00666 1 month ago
Hold Your Breath!!!
SuperSoylent2 1 month ago
OMG Chemtails are here in the UK too! -looks for tinfoil hat-
LustinForBlood 1 month ago
Last summer me and buddy went for a walk when he saw a rare sight where I live, a plane flying overhead, we cracked some chemtrail jokes, but watched the contrail disappear very quickly instead of lingering for a bit like they usually do.
We scratched our heads, dropped a few expletives about how this probably had it's own branch of conspiracy theorists. :)
Holammer 1 month ago
laffing my ass off chemtrail tanker refiller lmao G1
weedeaterbike 1 month ago
Don't tell anyone but I'm a chemtrail tank refueling supervisor. Unfortunately there's a maximum IQ specification so don't qualify. But luckily for us there seems to be a lot on YouTube who easily qualify so you can expect the rain of mind altering sheep urine to continue unabated.
harussell 1 month ago
"and there's Nibiru, that's cool" LOL. I've heard that the chemical is made at Denver Airport underground by Morlocks. The union is very strict so I don't think you will be cleared for a job application. Strange sounds in the sky may well be down to the machinery.
ModerateMartian 1 month ago
I always hold my breath when I see chemtrails, I usually end up passing out after 5 minutes but I'm still here so it must be helping.
ObtuseSage 1 month ago
Buy stock in vinegar. Sales are going to be astronomical when the rational people find this out.
redshift40 1 month ago
Good Luck Dude!
MisterEvil1 1 month ago
Eh. They are just painting the sky blue during the day.
They paint it black with speckles at night.
Sometimes they run low on blue so they add some black into the mix which will make it look gray on Mondays. :)
TalladegaTom 1 month ago 14
@TalladegaTom
I still subscribe to the "stuck fireflies" model as proposed by the famous researcher, Timon. And, I do believe the proper term for the sky at night is the "big, blueish black thing".
smaakjeks 1 month ago
A friend of my cousin's girlfriend was a Chupacabras wrangler about 10 years ago. She said that most of the hallucinogens in chemtrails were made from milking Chupacabras, but no one wants that job. Maybe if you inquired south of the border, you could contact someone in the supply line? Good luck on the job hunt.
goliathprime 1 month ago
@goliathprime i was a Sheepsquatch (google it) shepherd 'till i got laid off, some of these fields are hard to get into.
V00D00SIXXX 1 month ago
@V00D00SIXXX I hear that. If you're wanting something a little closer to civilization, I heard that the USS Eldridge is due to warp through the Puget Sound Parallelogram in about a month or so. Too bad the Bermuda Triangle is down for repairs, the Parallelogram has had issues maintaining its dimensional cohesion since Tesla caused the Tunguska event back in the day.
goliathprime 1 month ago
@V00D00SIXXX Unless you're a friend of a friend in the proper union you're fighting an up hill battle. I know the people in the Alabama Booger Monster union are a pretty close knit group.
coffeeinduced 1 month ago
"Happy (chem)trails to you, until we meet again . . ."
bobbytookalook 1 month ago
Please debunk the documentary entitled, "What in the World are they Spraying"
ckckck1 1 month ago
OMG! This is PROOF that alien reptoids created bigfoot so he could fund the government to cretate chemtrails to start the NWO!
=p
Zentz29 1 month ago 11